A Desperate Housewives rewatch podcast. Just two queer people sharing our love of the hit ABC soap opera one episode at a time. Hosted by: Ned (@nedjorts) & McKenzie. Stay juicy.
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We know that you most likely already knew this, but we wanted to be transparent and give you an official word on our hiatus. We love you, stay juicy.By McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss Kayla way too much for how long she's onscreen, Danielle entering her Bimbo era, and the epic race for President of the Homeowner's Association of the Wisteria Lane of America. This is definitely an eppie to show your mom's husband!By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss the arrival of The Wisteria Gays, Katherine's elder abuse, and the beautiful pygmy nuthatch.By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss Danielle's newest pregnancy hobby, who we think Gaby looks like, and ask the burning question: "Has F-licity H-ffman ever smoked 🥬?"By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss the great new energy Katherine brings to the lane, the "Tinafication" of Edie Britt, and ponder if we all share the same k!nk.By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we welcome a new (hot) housewife, discuss our Season 4 mystery, and check in on the current status of lime flavored soft drinks on Wisteria Lane.By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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It's Season 3 wrap up time and McKenzie gives us the broad strokes on everything that happened, Ned has Season 4 predictions, and does NOT talk about Glee.By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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Marcia Crossover: Boy Meets World (w/ Carly Strait!)
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In this SEASON 3 FINALE EPISODE we discuss Weddings, Bree's return, and Ned still won't shut up about Glee.By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss Edie's red flags, missing Bree, and the most lesbian moment of the whole season.By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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In this episode we discuss: Chicken Little.By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss the return of our <3 QUEEN JULIE <3, quite possibly our cleanest sweep for LOTE, and WAP.By Ned Parker, McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss new love triangles emerging, getting HWORNY in the elevator, and our new petition to FREE MCCLUSKEY!By Ned Parker, McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss our worst food service stories, the nuanced similarities between Desperate Housewives and Glee, and 'bipples'.By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 3.15! Continue at your own risk!By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss prenups, an Interesting romantic confession, and meet the most British people alive.By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss keeping romance alive, men being pigs, and THE RETURN OF REX VAN DE KAMP?!By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss being confused for 50 minutes???By Ned Parker, McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss the many truths of Orson Hodge, convenient plot devices, and returning to our all time favorite bit of the podcast.By Ned Parker, McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss 2000s reality television, the start of "Primo Breemo"*, and (once again) Wikifeet.*Primo Breemo is not actually said in this episodeBy Ned Parker, McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode where we are delirious and tired we discuss Gameboy SPs, he/they kings, and VHS birth control.By Ned Parker, McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss Glee covers, Gone Girling, and moist cake.By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss finger foods and girl talk... 😏By mckenzie wilkes, ned parker
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In this episode we discuss 'soaking'.Content Warnings: CSA/Pedophilia mention 7:35-10:07, 25:50-26:28 & 34:49-39:20, Eating Disorder mention 32:22-33:02By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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Surprise bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of us (2). WE'RE BACK!!! In this episode we discuss an unceremonious character farewell, multi-level marketing schemes, and Evil Mommi.By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 3.07! Continue at your own risk!By ned parker, mckenzie wilkes
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Today we're discussing the first Desperate Housewives "disaster episode" and one of the most iconic episodes of television. More clips, more content - the most epic Wisteria Gays YET. Content warning for discussion of gun violence throughout.By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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In this episode we discuss repetitive storylines, drunk bonding, and a surprising pregnancy.By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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FUCK! ISSA WEDNESDAY!! In this episode we discuss fake orgasms, impulsive pizza parlor purchases, and Joy Lauren being ashamed of us.By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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In this episode we discuss some sweet Orson moments, the ins and outs of baseball, and PISS.By Ned Parker, McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss sex in the woods, old flames being reignited, and the return of our favorite, our boy - our gay prince.By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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In this episode we discuss our Queen Julie finally getting her own storyline, the most cringe ship on earth, and murderous wedding accusations.By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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3.01 Listen to the Rain on the Roof
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SEASON THREE PREMIERE BABY!!! In this episode we pick up 6 months after where we last left our housewives and dive into the delicious mystery that surrounds Orson Hodge in this fantastic season premiere.By Ned Parker, McKenzie Wilkes
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In this special bonus episode we ZOOM and wrap up our thoughts on the wildness of Season 2 of Desperate Housewives. We talk about our favorite moments, predictions for season 3, and of course the highly anticipated… LESBIAN OF THE SEASON!By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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SEASON FINALE!!! In this episode we discuss the setups for some juicy storylines for season 3, emotional ass-kickings, and being Goth Gays.By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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In this episode we discuss TWO character deaths, the... interesting hair choices of this episode, and the truth of the Applewhite mystery finally being revealed.By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss women on the verge of a nervous breakdown, the sheer amount of fuck energy radiating from Mike x Susan, and how it's hating Carlos hours again (:By Ned Parker, McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss the multitude of hot boy punches in this episode, yet another case of arson, and the Andrew/Bree feud coming to a heartbreaking peak.By Ned Parker, McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss Bree's open heart (and titties), donut shop cocaine busts, and GIRL FIGHT!!!By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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In this episode we discuss kidnapping babies, Karl's wet abs, and PFLAG Mom Bree van de Kamp.By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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In this episode we discuss Peter's boundaries, respecting women juice, and terrifying lip touching.By Ned Parker & McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss how Bree's character arc is making us sad, the return of Horny Rage Fuel to Wisteria Lane, and MIKE IS LOVE!!By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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In this episode we discuss the return of all our faves, revoking MILF privileges, and getting absolutely shit-faced.By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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In this episode we discuss fake marriages, the ENTIRE MYSTERY COMING TO LIGHT HALFWAY THROUGH THE SEASON, and whether or not eating raw bacon can kill you.By Ned Parker, McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss MORE blackmail plots (sheesh), fighting with fiery nuns, and licking whipped cream off of Edie.By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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To celebrate 10,000 downloads we read some MORE steamy Desperate Housewives fanfiction.By Ned Parker, McKenzie Wilkes
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In this episode we discuss moving on from love, crossovers, and building a lesbian.By McKenzie Wilkes, Ned Parker
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In this episode we discuss the return of our favorite gay prodigal prince, incredible graffiti moments, & who your mommy is ;)By Ned Parker, McKenzie Wilkes
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