Best STATZ Cast Podcasts (2024)

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Francine's Split Decision / Muffy Goes Metropolitan 1:17:16

4M ago1:17:16

1:17:16

A pizza toast to a three-day weekend, even if that’s not a true statement when you’re listening. Make sure to use a food probe device (patent pending) before tasting it. You can find them at any old consignment store, right next to the dozens of knockoff copies of that book by a former president businessman. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com…

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Cast Away / The Great Sock Mystery 1:20:40

8M ago1:20:40

1:20:40

Recording this podcast takes finesse, much like fly fishing. Chris drops some knowledge about drippy adventure gear (not his pants), Eli lands the perfect Leo-based alternative title, and we’ve decided to change the show name to D’Best ArthurP’cast. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com …

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Arthur Loses His Marbles / Friday the 13th 1:21:23

8M ago1:21:23

1:21:23

Our contractors had some concerns during their inspection of this episode. They found too many inaccurate Oppenheimer references. Also, a complete inability to roll r’s (or l’s or any consonants really). They recommend re-specing into luck to address these problems. Your best bet to find clovers would be that patch of dirt and garbage where the mar…

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The Good Sport / Crushed 1:10:45

10M ago1:10:45

1:10:45

Three ways to tell if your crush is into you: They grab pizza like a book. They wear funeral clothes to the opera. Their armpit farts kill at the Nobel Awards Presentation. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torine…

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Rhyme for Your Life / For Whom the Bell Tolls 1:15:23

11M ago1:15:23

1:15:23

“Time gets weird, I think it’s been looped. Binky dreams big, and Arthur gets duped. Seinfeld is dangerous, bad for your health. If it’s a mafioso’s birthday, you better share the wealth.” A poem from a 20th century writer you’ve never heard of (but now you have!) Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod su…

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The Boy with His Head in the Clouds / More! 1:23:47

1y ago1:23:47

1:23:47

History buffs are in for a TREAT, unless they’re fans of a certain type of economic system that will not be mentioned. Hint: It’s modeled after Monopoly (which Eli won’t play if there are too many rules). Yabba dabba doo! Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com…

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Citizen Frensky / D.W.'s Backpack Mishap 1:23:26

1y ago1:23:26

1:23:26

Your top headlines this week: “America’s Horn Shortage: Fact or Fiction?” “Horses Hoof it out of Elwood to Erie” “Bitzi’s Beau No Mo Fo Sho” and “Top Ten Thangs to Protect Those Fangs” Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ faceboo…

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The Boy Who Cried Comet / Arthur and Los Vecinos 1:16:28

1+ y ago1:16:28

1:16:28

You’re traveling through another dimension…one where bicycle helmets are a cultural taboo. Where apology videos no longer cut it. And everyone’s neighbor teaches life lessons the hard way. Your destination? The Sugarbowl eerie music cue Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbow…

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Muffy's Soccer Shocker / Brother, Can You Spare a Clarinet? 1:13:53

1+ y ago1:13:53

1:13:53

You don’t need to tell us your childhood nickname to listen to this episode, but… it would even the playing field a bit since we both reveal ours. We see Ed in the best light he’s ever been in, and Binky carries out his diabolical “Silence is Golden” master plan. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sug…

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Prunella's Special Edition / The Secret Life of Dogs and Babies 1:18:38

1+ y ago1:18:38

1:18:38

We hope you’ve got your magical hoods over your normal clothes, because it’s about to get mystical up in here. Join Eli on his “Independent Studies” or Chris for “Passable Impressions 101”. But whatever you do, do not feed the Sorting Sow lippy bacon. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.co…

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Arthur Plays the Blues / Buster's Sweet Success 1:19:38

1+ y ago1:19:38

1:19:38

Hello good sir/madam/person! May I interest you in a mouse-watering podcast episode? It’s for a good cause. Our August Rush band got "Whiplash"ed out of college and need new instruments to slap. We followed the podcast recipe EXACTLY, so if hives show up on your skin, it’s unrelated. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook…

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Sue Ellen Gets Her Goose Cooked / Best of the Nest 1:12:18

2y ago1:12:18

1:12:18

Honk! That’s goose for, “What have you got in your pockets? Fleshy hand tongs? Rustling bushes? Unorganized forks from the dishwasher? Those will all fetch you a pretty penny at the evil pawn shop.” Honk. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: T…

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BONUS: Official Arthur Podcast discussion with Elwood City Limits! 49:00

2y ago49:00

49:00

The internet's favorite Arthur Heads unite for this special collab episode with Will of Elwood City Limits! With the new official Arthur pod coming out, we had to get together and share our thoughts. We hope you enjoy it; it was a blast to record! A HUGE thank you to Will for inviting us; we're looking forward to more collabs in the future! Send us…

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Arthur's Family Feud / Muffy Gets Mature 1:17:19

2y ago1:17:19

1:17:19

We’ll let you leave the podcast once your plate is clean. Just kidding, you can eat what you want…even your own grandma! Speaking of grandparents, be nice to them. You don’t want to be too late and have to use a ouija board (NOT RECOMMENDED BY THE AMBIGUOUS WITCH COUNSEL) Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/Sugarbo…

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Just Desserts / The Big Dig 1:10:01

2y ago1:10:01

1:10:01

We’ll let you leave the podcast once your plate is clean. Just kidding, you can eat what you want…even your own grandma! Speaking of grandparents, be nice to them. You don’t want to be too late and have to use a ouija board (NOT RECOMMENDED BY THE AMBIGUOUS WITCH COUNSEL.) Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/Sugarb…

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The Last of Mary Moo Cow / Bitzi's Beau 1:14:50

2y ago1:14:50

1:14:50

Are you familiar with “stocks”? If you know someone who is, please send them our way because Chris invested in some weird stuff like cow cud and Leo Dicaprio masks. Plus, our lawyer turned out to be a stack of three or four 5-year-olds in a business suit. At least this episode is funny (not like Eli’s knock-knock jokes). #Bruhster Send us feedback!…

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Sleep No More / Pet Peeved 1:12:17

2y ago1:12:17

1:12:17

Why don’t you make like a tree and listen to this episode? Uh oh. Looks like there’s a naughty cat up in your branches. Better call it out with “Stern Pet Parent Voice”. If the cat breaks a branch, just move the pain somewhere else! Maybe to Tim Allen! Use code “SUGARBOSE” at checkout. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebo…

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The Election / Francine Goes to War 1:15:00

2+ y ago1:15:00

1:15:00

If we are elected as podcast presidents, we promise to do the following: A personal alarm DJ for every citizen! A creepy groundskeeper for every haunted house! And of course…Pizza Fridays nationwide (not including Alaska, Hawaii, and island territories.) Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod…

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The Lousey Week / You Are Arthur 1:14:30

2+ y ago1:14:30

1:14:30

You are becoming Chris and Eli… What should we put in the description? The ostrich-sized chimps were a great bit. Maybe sprinkle in the Crosswire Lore Dump and combine it with crabs? Whatever we pick will be fine, it’ll be a treat for a very particular kind of listener who reads these! Okay, now GET OUT OF OUR ITCHY HEADS - Send us feedback! sugarb…

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The World Record / The Cave 1:11:39

2+ y ago1:11:39

1:11:39

Oh, so you want to listen to an episode of our podcast huh? Well now you have to listen to ALL OF THEM! That’s called good parenting. We don’t want to do a bad job and get called out by literally everyone on the street. We’d be trash, like Thomas Edison’s reputation! Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod…

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It's a No-Brainer / The Shore Thing 1:13:30

2+ y ago1:13:30

1:13:30

This one goes out to all the comedians out there, even though you can’t read this description. We didn’t mean for this episode to be a Des Moines Travel Guide, but Aqualand and Adventureland paid us BIG MONIES. Before you visit though, make sure to get your check-up from the IQ doctor and pair up with a swim buddy (who is either a shark or your tea…

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Kids Are From Earth, Parents Are From Pluto / Nerves of Steal 1:16:09

2+ y ago1:16:09

1:16:09

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of two dads, taken too soon due to embarrassing their kids. And thanks to Chili’s Too for catering this event. We tried cooking it ourselves but we broke down in the produce section when no one was there to explain. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/Sug…

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Arthur and the Big Riddle / Double Dare 1:16:35

2+ y ago1:16:35

1:16:35

We like to think each of our episodes are layered with great content, divinely inspired. There's a right way to listen, and then there's Chris's way. Special thanks to bivalves of all shapes and sizes, underutilized set designers, and the Brain's mastermind plan peeking out from the bushes. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod f…

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My Music Rules / That's a Baby Show! 1:09:13

2+ y ago1:09:13

1:09:13

Yo mama is so good at playing the cello…wait I think I misspelled something. How embarrassing, that made my face red, man. B-side includes: The four stores your town needs (and Mr. Morris cleans them all), getting called out by inept store clerks, and fiddle diddy dark bunny backpacks. Quack, quack. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugar…

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What is that Thing? / Buster's Best Behavior 1:19:36

2+ y ago1:19:36

1:19:36

Hiya kid! This episode is down here in the sewer, with me! Come on in, we’ve got piles of Chris clones, fan scripts for Supernatural villains, and Midwesterners talking about the weather. Oh, you have to get your car washed at church? Well, maybe another time then. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod s…

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1001 Dads / Prunella's Prediction 1:16:51

2+ y ago1:16:51

1:16:51

Cozy up next to the fire for another episode. Who started it? Not Caveman Arthur, surely! Even if it gets out of hand, Superman will just reverse time and save the day. Just remember to pick the right side when the Clown War comes a calling (and book a Craigslist dad for more muscle). Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod faceboo…

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Binky Barnes, Wingman / To Beat or Not to Beat 1:18:55

3y ago1:18:55

1:18:55

If you kids wanna get to the roof, you’re gonna have to do me a few favors: One: Stop the Phil Collins wannabe screaming up there Two: Take my karate robe to the dry cleaner Three: Pick up some generic chips for a BBQ I'm going to later today Four: Solve this train puzzle - Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/Sugar…

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D.W. Tale Spins / Prunella Gets It Twice 1:13:47

3y ago1:13:47

1:13:47

Enough about the ship in the Odyssey, how about the Dave and Thora ship? We have indisputable proof. It’s safely tucked away in the face of our Polly Locket. If that’s not enough to excite you, then maybe the presumed end of the Tibble Twins or the promise of an EPIC Eli fumble will get you rubbing your hands together. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpo…

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The Blizzard / The Rat Who Came to Dinner 1:14:15

3y ago1:14:15

1:14:15

Would you kindly listen to this episode of The Sugarbowl? Get in a heap with your whole town and be blown away by revelations like “Mom’s Tax Empire”, “Lewis & Clark 2: Thomas’s Many Bluffs”, and “Ratburn’s Long Cake Con.” You can trust us, we got our doctorate from a spirit board, just like Dr. DJ. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugar…

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The Contest / Prove It 1:15:56

3y ago1:15:56

1:15:56

This episode will really put your noodle through the wringer if you let it; so keep your sci-fi director on speed dial in case you need some explanations. DO NOT DIAL DW THOUGH, she’s on a crazy fake-news kick right now... Only the one TRUE 90s kid will catch all the references. Are you them? Could the prophecy finally be fulfilled? Listen and find…

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Buster's Breathless / The Fright Stuff 1:14:55

3y ago1:14:55

1:14:55

You may need to find your closest homie and grab their hand for this episode. And make sure you use ALL your fingers to keep that grasp strong! We talk about DARE’s unpopular attack on diseases, the prevalence of space prayer in Star Trek, and how pranks ought to be pulled. All this and more on the Magic School Bus...wait... Send us feedback! sugar…

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Hide and Snake / Muffy's New Best Friend 1:16:18

3y ago1:16:18

1:16:18

Remember that nursery rhyme about snake assassins? If it's in the chaff, grab that staff. If it's not... DON'T TOUCH IT. Enjoy our ideas on OT vampire hunters, our unique solution to political strife, and our constant love and affection for Barnes, secret agent and yo-yo master. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/…

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D.W.'s Library Card / Arthur's Big Hit 1:12:13

3y ago1:12:13

1:12:13

You can stop scrolling: This is it. The undisputed, Best Podcast Episode Ever. Chris objectively confirmed our talent live on the episode. He even made a banner, but kinda ran out of room... If that somehow isn’t enough, you’ll also be treated to dental schemes, Beat.Hoofen, and the conflict-free cult of Chippie the Choo Choo. Send us feedback! sug…

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Arthur and D.W. Clean Up / The Long, Dull Winter 1:13:46

3y ago1:13:46

1:13:46

Tick tock, listeners. This episode won’t last forever. You’ll eventually have to sign on the dotted line that you like this podcast. Oh, and help yourself to some jump-pit sand and a Little Debbie. We’ll call it a “signing bonus” (maniacal laugh) Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS…

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Mom and Dad Have a Great Big Fight / D.W.'s Perfect Wish 1:05:40

3y ago1:05:40

1:05:40

Chris! Chris!! Is he still asleep? I think Leo has a hold of him… Well, while he’s out, let me tell you I HAVE SEEN A BUG’S LIFE. Maybe. Oof, running out of characters for the description here… WELP! (We’d put more in this description but we’re out on the porch, avoiding it as long as possible.) Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowl…

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Arthur's Dummy Disaster / Francine and the Feline 1:13:07

3y ago1:13:07

1:13:07

Arthur hated cats. Eli hated pop music. Chris hated that last scene in Toy Story 3 (you know the one). But we all changed our minds! So don’t be an Artie, be a PERFECT CIRCLE. - Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/t…

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What Scared Sue Ellen? / Clarissa is Cracked 1:21:01

3y ago1:21:01

1:21:01

If you ended up plugging your ears like we (clearly) rhetorically asked, here's a quick summary: April fools olympics, wrestling vs “wrestling,” the nightmarish anxiety of waiting, a world with no personal space boundaries, Eli gets overruled in Monsters Inc court, Load Bearing Hutch. Check out Elwood City Limits! - elwoodcitylimits.libsyn.comCheck…

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Double Tibble Trouble / Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival 1:09:17

3y ago1:09:17

1:09:17

Grab your headphones and library cards, it’s time for a MUSICAL! This album has it all, featuring hits like “Eli Forgets Robin Williams”, “Silicon Valley Gambling Blues”, and “Toss Jay Jay into the Double Fire” Please read good books to children. They are smarter than you think. This isn’t a joke, just important. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmai…

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Attack of the Turbo Tibbles / D.W. Tricks The Tooth Fairy 1:12:04

3y ago1:12:04

1:12:04

You could almost summarize this whole ep with the phrase “TTTTTTTTTTTT”. Turbos, tooths, tricking, Tibbles… Its a lot of T. You’re also going to hear about Joel and Adam, the idea of “front pants,” context in fiction, and once again bond over our parents' seemingly incomprehensible rules about what we could watch as kids. Send us feedback! sugarbow…

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Arthurs Treasure Hunt / The Return of the King 1:21:15

3+ y ago1:21:15

1:21:15

This episode COULD have the answers to all life’s questions! Or, at the very least, the answers to these ones: What do cool metal detector people wear? Who do you call when you go to jail in Monopoly? How do you "cheese" the human stomach? Press play and the podcast COULD start! Send us your feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook…

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Popular Girls / Buster's Growing Grudge 1:11:02

3+ y ago1:11:02

1:11:02

Are you a true Sugarbowler? Only a pen-and-paper tabloid quiz could reveal the answer! Today’s riverboat tour takes us to all sorts of shores, from the memories of pizza chain book promotions to the possibility of teaching a dog economics. Please put 73 cents into an envelope and mail it to P.O. Box “The Sugarbowl.” We’ll know what it means. Submit…

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Arthur Rides the Bandwagon / Dad's Dessert Dilemma 1:18:53

3+ y ago1:18:53

1:18:53

We are going to come out and say it: Caillou fans may not want to listen to this episode. But for all you TRUE fans, get ready for the horrors of Long Furbies and Nihilistic Poogles, Pawn Star cameos, and Eli’s commitment to long distance running. To all our listeners, keep putting those pans on the stove ;) Submit to our "Word From Us Kids" segmen…

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Binky Rules / Meet Binky 1:13:37

3+ y ago1:13:37

1:13:37

Go ahead and widen those hearholes to catch this fastball of a story, eh gumshoe? This new band… “Binky”... its a crab racket if I ever saw one! That’s not the only tall tale I’ve got; Mr Morris is a real sweetheart, VW bugs look like… something, and Eli’s title gimmick refuses to push up daisies! Submit to our "Word From Us Kids" segment: sugarbow…

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The Chips Are Down / Revenge of the Chip 1:13:24

3+ y ago1:13:24

1:13:24

A word of advice from us: If you’re going to catch a swan, be wary of their tongue teeth. This episode is brimming with good vibes, from the unlikely friendship between “Arthur’s Sister” and “Big Head Kid” to parents admitting when they’re wrong. Submit to our "Word From Us Kids" segment: sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/Sugarbow…

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Background Blues / And Now Let's Talk to Some Kids 1:15:29

3+ y ago1:15:29

1:15:29

Welcome to the Joke Office, please take a seat. Here is your episode review: Cons: The Dunce Hat Hair bit went on too long, you offended literally everyone on the internet with the voice crack thing, and Black Mirror is suing us. Pros: We recognize your greatness. - Submit to our "Word From Us Kids" segment: sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod f…

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BONUS: "It's already been two years?" - Eli and Chris look back on the show so far 1:09:28

3+ y ago1:09:28

1:09:28

Hey Sugarbowlers; we have a very special bonus episode here for you. Its been over two years since we started the show, so we sat down together in person and took in the podcast as a whole and what we've seen of the show so far. This is also the first episode edited by my brother Isaac! Take a listen for yourself, but I think the loudness and crisp…

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Arthur Goes Crosswire / Sue Ellen and the Brainasaurous 1:04:04

3+ y ago1:04:04

1:04:04

The content of this episode is TRULY un-describeable. The inevitable crash course we were on with the film Osmosis Jones finally comes to a head, we get some shade going on Pomeranians, and we have a deep, DEEP discussion that honestly rivals Jaden Smith’s entire Twitter career. BONUS EP NEXT WEEK! Submit to our "Word From Us Kids" segment: sugarbo…

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D.W. All Fired Up / I'd Rather Read It Myself 1:12:00

3+ y ago1:12:00

1:12:00

D.W. takes center stage in this episode...and she’s FREAKING OUT! Join us as we chat about anxiety management, the mysteries of clocks, and Mrs. Tibble’s affinity for following city ordinances, at ANY cost. Goodbye ghost listeners, we hardly knew ye. Submit to our "Word From Us Kids" segment: sugarbowlpod@gmail.com - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/Suga…

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Buster's Back / The Ballad of Buster Baxter 1:21:02

3+ y ago1:21:02

1:21:02

Season Three is here, and so is the return of our beloved Buster! This episode is chock full of beautiful content about change, friendship, and the delicious sandwiches available at your local Wahlburgers. Featuring the musical musings of one moose-ified Art Garfunkel. WATCH THE EP! For real this time; we mean it! Its that good. Submit to our "Word…

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How the Cookie Crumbles / Sue Ellen's Little Sister 1:18:07

3+ y ago1:18:07

1:18:07

A very VERY special thanks to Malorie H. for making the timely release of this episode possible! We spoke to Eli backstage; he does NOT regret his statements regarding a certain Toyota vehicle. You know, like a human wheelbarrow? Or a bunch of nickels? WHAT IS A DONUT!? Here’s to episode 50. Is it long? Or did we just offer you BONUS CONTENT? Eithe…

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