Best Safe Haus Podcasts (2024)

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Georgia Guidestone Sauce - Episode 73 (Week Sauce XXI) 52:06

2+ y ago52:06

52:06

Well. Someone blew up the Georgia Guidestones. Who would've guessed people might have a problem with a mysteriously funded monument that espouses reducing the human population by over 90%? Go figure. Shit is also going down in Japan Town, and tragically former PM Shinzo Abe has been assassinated at a great loss to the nation of Japan. We make some …

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TaTas From The Crypt - Episode 72 1:04:17

2+ y ago1:04:17

1:04:17

Mother of God. Those fucking tits. A fresh snap of Nancy Pelosi's pendulous chesticles has made the rounds upon the internets, and many confused boners have been elicited. Obviously this is a deep-state liberal ploy to draw blood away from cis-white male conservative brains via sexual diversion, and effect the midterms in Democrats' favor! So, of c…

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Happy 4th Of July - Episode 71 56:52

2+ y ago56:52

56:52

Happy 4th Of July! It's the glorious birthday of the greatest nation on Earth, and in history, The United States of America. So, let's honor the 1st amendment and a bunch of empty allegations and lewd jokes at the expensive of public figures! God Bless America! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------…

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Minge Sauce - Episode 70 (Week Sauce XX) 59:51

2+ y ago59:51

59:51

It's the Week Sauce, Brother! We've been hangin' and bangin' and rounding up the dumbest crap we can find on the internet to occupy ourselves during this Week's Saucey Friday episode. Take it from the Macho Man, this episode has something for everyone, Trans-X-Men, The End of The Month of Rainbow Darkness, Inflationary Boobies, Epstein Island, and …

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Humping Day - Episode 69 1:00:17

2+ y ago1:00:17

1:00:17

It's another Wednesday. Max spends most of this episode trying to convince Dugger that Ghislaine Maxwell has sex appeal, despite being a soulless monster. She does have some absolutely pendulous sweater muffins though. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus…

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The Multiverse Of Mad Hoes - Episode 68 1:01:49

2+ y ago1:01:49

1:01:49

Apparently there was some UFC fight this weekend or something? Roe v. Wade? I'm not super familiar with those two combatants, but I'm looking forward to catching the fight on a replay. Not sure it's gonna be worth burning a city down over, but I'm open to being surprised. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------…

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Mad Sauce - Episode 67 (Week Sauce XIX) 1:05:13

2+ y ago1:05:13

1:05:13

Max & Dugger had prep for this Week Sauce, and it pretty much devolved into doing impersonations of Dan Soder doing impersonations of Randy "Macho Man" Savage. Then we started talking about big-tiddie goth farmer girlfriends and the woes of finding a mate in the age of Nu-Women. The world is over, let's watch it burn. ------------------------------…

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Ancient Aliens - Episode 66 56:43

2+ y ago56:43

56:43

Who built the Pyramids of Giza in Egypt? Was it interstellar Italian contractors? Or something far more sinister? Are the Ancient Pyramids really devices of sexual torture and sado-masochistic rituals of the Gods of the ancient past? Is there shit on the tip of pyramids? To the questions. and more, Ancient Astronaut theorists Maximilien Skreedle & …

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OOLAGOOB Sauce - Episode 65 (Week Sauce XVIII) 1:16:56

2+ y ago1:16:56

1:16:56

It's been a shit week for some people. Mostly Justin Bieber, whose new album has people making some weird fucking faces. Not sure if it's disgust or a new form of smiling, but it seems permanent. Also, some fat bitch demands the right to murder horses with her gargantuan ass. Oh, and some gay shit too. Pride month and all that. --------------------…

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Seminole Fluid - Episode 64 55:16

2+ y ago55:16

55:16

The Great White Buffalo spills forth from the fleshy shaft of the Earth, towards the bosom of the sky goddess' perky milkers. Furiously stroking the shaft of your arrow will cause a great rash, but if you use the sacred lubricating waters of lake Minnetonka, you will protect your mighty totem pole. Journey with us, as we explore the ancient mysteri…

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Nicolas Cage Free - Episode 63 58:31

2+ y ago58:31

58:31

Nicolas Cage. America's Best Worst Actor. From Raising Arizona, to stealing the declaration of independence, Nicolas Cage proves that anyone can make it in Hollywood if their uncle is Francis Ford Coppola. Aside from being a terribly good actor of the nouveau shamanistic arts, he also seems to have a thing for the Asian women as well. Is Nicolas Ca…

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Too Much Sauce - Episode 62 (Week Sauce XVII) 1:18:53

2+ y ago1:18:53

1:18:53

World is ending. We're fucked. Who cares. Let's just laugh at the dumb shit happening all around us as the whole thing goes out in a glorious Nuclear inferno. Maybe Max and I will survive to broadcast our dumb show into the empty, desolate wasteland for a world of ghosts and fleeting memories. Huh... I guess the more things change, the more they st…

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Silicone Love - Episode 61 1:22:23

2+ y ago1:22:23

1:22:23

Silicone Sex Dolls, Revolution of the future? Or one of the seven signs of the apocalypse? Is this a plot to plummet human birthrates? How tight is the pussy? How much do they cost? Do they come in the chicks with dicks variety? How much does it cost to ship a rubber fuck corpse? I have so many questions... -----------------------------------------…

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It's Morbin' Time - Episode 60 1:00:52

2+ y ago1:00:52

1:00:52

Jared Leto is not an especially gifted individual, but there are two things he has mastered: Starring in the shittiest Superhero films, and playing gay men with blood diseases. Enter - MORBIUS. By combining his two greatest passions, Mr. 30-Seconds-To-HIV has produced for us, his Magnum Opus. Jared Leto's entire preposterously dog-shit career has l…

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Donor Sauce - Episode 59 (Week Sauce XVI) 1:03:34

2+ y ago1:03:34

1:03:34

A man donates retard sperm to lesbians; The Queen of England is old as shit; Surprise, Florida Man killed by Alligator; David Lee Roth is a fucking lizard mutant fueled by cocaine and warm sidewalks; and someone stole a Tabernacle, forcing Max to learn what a Tabernacle is. It's the Week Sauce baby, come get some up in your guts. ------------------…

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New Neighbors - Episode 58 58:21

2+ y ago58:21

58:21

Our neighborhood is becoming Chinatown! Big Trouble in Little Boca. Egg Shen and his child bride have moved in next door, and we're pretty sure he's thinking about eating our pets. They seem like nice enough people though. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von …

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Kinky Boots! Nikki and YoYo Explore B.D.S.M. 29:23

2+ y ago29:23

29:23

It's getting KINKY boots at Mama's Haus! As part of Mental Health Awareness month, Nikki and YoYo explore B.D.S.M. Getting to know yourself is so important — that includes your sexual side as well. They decided to take the plunge, step outside of their comfort zone and discover how far they'll go in the bedroom.. or should we say DUNGEON.…

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Memorial Day - Episode 57 1:03:33

2+ y ago1:03:33

1:03:33

Happy Memorial Day, America! Let's honor our brave fallen men and women, by having a bit of a laugh. No notes. No pre-planning. Just Max & Dugger talking about gay shit as usual. But today, it's patriotic. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educat…

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Brown Sauce - Episode 56 (Week Sauce XV) 1:03:43

2+ y ago1:03:43

1:03:43

Trannies and Feces. Peas in a pod. The best two topics for a podcast, ever, always. Guess what we talked about? Trannies and Turds? Hell Yeah we did. Ricky Gervais stepped in shit, and we're here to scrape it off and fling it. SUCK MY DICK. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skre…

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YouTube is Not Funny - Episode 55 1:19:18

2+ y ago1:19:18

1:19:18

Whelp... Youtube went and gave us a strike for "Medical Misinformation". So... yeah. Youtube is a bunch of childish faggots who can't have a good time. We're totally not mad, and we're definitely not going to spend an entire hour trashing Susan Wojcicki and that dumpster fire censorship den she runs. ------------------------------------------------…

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Pandemic 2: Monkey-Pox Boogaloo - Episode 54 1:02:02

2+ y ago1:02:02

1:02:02

Here we go again... Guess somebody probably fucked a monkey or something, and now we're all going to have to fucking lockdown again aren't we?! CAN WE JUST NOT FUCK THE MONKEYS?! Did Bill Gates fuck a monkey?! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an ed…

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DOOM Sauce - Episode 53 (Week Sauce XIV) 1:09:01

2+ y ago1:09:01

1:09:01

Another week... more chaos... more madness... Now it's fake titty milk. Supply is short. Babies scream into the night, and grown men in diapers throw temper tantrums as they furiously, but struggle in futility trying to masturbate. They turn to me, weeping and begging for a savior... but I'm too busy suckling the sweet nectar of American Home-Grown…

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Whackballs - Episode 52 1:13:22

2+ y ago1:13:22

1:13:22

Call Us Now! For Your Free Psychic Sodomizing! Would you like to talk to your deceased relatives? Well fuck you. You can't! But Gary Spivey will take your cash if you want to play pretend... So will an entire rogue's gallery of conmen and cunts. So pull out your credit card, and prevent your money being stolen by grifters, by immediately giving it …

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Super Gay - Episode 51 1:08:53

2+ y ago1:08:53

1:08:53

It's a bird! It's a plane! NO! It's a... ma'am...? It's SUPER GAY! The most powerful faggot in the universe! Able to suck up latent semen from his surroundings to power his AIDs lasers of death! You can run! You can hide! But your asshole will always be brought to justice! SUPER GAY! (***Detachable Trans-Penis Sold Separately) ---------------------…

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Dick Sauce - Episode 50 (Week Sauce XIII) 1:04:38

2+ y ago1:04:38

1:04:38

Episode 50, Friday The 13th, Week Sauce XIII... and Andy Dick has gone and done it again! Have the stars themselves aligned just for our amusement?! This time he has allegedly shoved his Andy Dickbeaters up the supple rectum of a member of the Captain Content IRL streamer crew. Oh, Andy! You scamp! We do a deep dive on the aspects of gRAPE jelly an…

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Still Relevant - Episode 49 1:14:15

2+ y ago1:14:15

1:14:15

Lady Gaga... that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... We're still debating whether the madame monster possesses a girthy male member between her legs. It's very relevant. I think. We also talk about some other garbage human beings like Madonna, Paris Hilton, Kathy Griffin, and the fat cunts on The View. All of them, extremely relevant and im…

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Ep 9: RuPaul's UK Versus The World | Mama's Haus 25:26

2+ y ago25:26

25:26

Gorl, this episode is one to listen to especially if you're a Drag Race fan. Nikki and YoYo discuss the mess of a show, RuPaul's UK Versus The World. What started as a revolutionary idea quickly turned into SHADY editing, ODD production, and a NASTY cast *cough* The United States queens *cough.* THIS EPISODE HAS SPOILERS OF THE WINNER.…

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INTERGALACTIC - Episode 48 1:10:06

2+ y ago1:10:06

1:10:06

Anus... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the USS Enterguys, on our journey to probe the rectal cavity of Earth. Which is, of course, a flat disc covered by an invisible dome like firmament, protecting us from God's jism floating in the heavens above. Also, if you want to be rapper, you better learn to relax your asshole. Conspiracies! F…

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Abortion Sauce - Episode 47 (Week Sauce XII) 57:48

2+ y ago57:48

57:48

Breaking News! Baby murder is now illegal in the United States, and the hoes be mad! No more raw dog loads for the skanky bitches! Trans-Father penile birth canal! What the fuck did I just write?! Join us, and then wish you didn't! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Du…

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Underground Gay Wrestle Mania - Episode 46 1:01:38

2+ y ago1:01:38

1:01:38

Llllet's get rrrrready tooooo BUTTFUCK!!! Here in the heart of the underground gay wrestling arena, where men test how hard they are by slamming forcefully into other men with passionate vigor, brother! This isn't a place for those with a weak rectum. You're going to get stretched, and punded, and beat off into a champion, brother! OOOOOOOOH YEAAHH…

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Attack Of The Fanboys - Episode 45 1:01:00

2+ y ago1:01:00

1:01:00

A few long long hours ago, in a makeshift home studio somewhere in South Florida... We talked about Max getting digital lynched by soy-side force users, all because he said Disney Star Wars suffers from teh big gay. Then we talked about gay Star Wars, and force-choking the chicken. Good times. -------------------------------------------------------…

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Walk N' Sauce - Episode 44 (Week Sauce XI) 31:46

2+ y ago31:46

31:46

We did a different thing this week. We recorded the podcast while we went for a walk. We're busy today. Fuck off. >>>NeighborhoodBackgroundNoise.wav ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will lear…

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Twitter - Episode 43 1:01:51

2+ y ago1:01:51

1:01:51

Elon Musk bought the twitters, and the future looks strange and unknown. Will he usher in an era of N-towers and K-bombs? Will we see the forced conversion of humanity into the Borg hivemind? Maybe we'll get satellite powered prostate vibrators. So many possibilities. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------…

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THUNDERDOME - Episode 42 1:09:32

2+ y ago1:09:32

1:09:32

The year is 2022, roving hoards of transgender grape gangs stalk the wasteland looking for cis-white males to buck break and milk of their precious Hetero-nut. Two men have heard the call, the gargled screams of straight men being drowned in vats of radioactive he-she sauce, and they have decided to answer. Now, together, they will race the broken …

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Ep 8: Catch up with the Monarchs | Mama's Haus Podcast 18:35

2+ y ago18:35

18:35

In this episode of Mama's Haus, Nikki and YoYo kick back and KiKi about life. Nikki has been making some major moves in the Metaverse from becoming a top wearable creator to starring in Decentraland's Fashion week. YoYo has been Krushin' Keto literally... YoYo contracted with the social media app, Triller to document a low carb/keto-friendly lifest…

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The Death Of Disney - Episode 41 1:14:21

2+ y ago1:14:21

1:14:21

Disney is getting bent over the DeSantis desk and having their corporate cheeks lubed up for a nice prodding. Will we finally get to find all the bodies buried under the amusement park? Will we finally get to see the snuff tapes of Mickey torturing illegal migrant children to harvest their adrenochrome? Is it illegal to throw pennies at minorities …

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High Times - Episode 40 1:07:33

2+ y ago1:07:33

1:07:33

Happy 420! We're joined by a special guest host today. Filling in for Maximilien Skreedle, is none other than the Child of Brother Nature himself, the one and only Cosmic Spooge! We got high as fuck. Apparently our streaming set up also got a contact buzz, because none of the pictures we talked about on the Live Stream were captured! Fantastic! Doe…

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The Greatest American Love Story - Episode 39 1:10:26

2+ y ago1:10:26

1:10:26

Alex Jones, the true beacon of masculine peak performance, and patriotic vigor. Blaire White, formerly a dude, but now has a decent set of tits and a passable face. Together? Forever? And Never to Part? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey throug…

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Good Friday Sauce (Week Sauce X) - Episode 38 1:03:27

2+ y ago1:03:27

1:03:27

It's Good Friday. We're late as fuck. Shit gets weird. Repent Sinners. ---------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness …

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ATTACK Of The Burning Dick Beetles! - Episode 37 1:16:43

2+ y ago1:16:43

1:16:43

They came from deep within the shaft! They came to set fire to your glans! Beware! Terror! Fear! Itching! Genital Discomfort! It's The... ATTACK Of The Burning Dick Beetles! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you w…

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Shia LaBeouf's Extra Testicles - Episode 36 1:11:41

2+ y ago1:11:41

1:11:41

Otherworldly. Heavy. Ominous. Girthy. Those sure as fuck aren't moons. Shia LaBeouf's Hi-Tech Testicles. Destroyer of Worlds. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our…

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Savile's Sauce - Episode 35 (Week Sauce 9) 1:04:08

2+ y ago1:04:08

1:04:08

The Demon Diddler of Fleet Street. Old Uncle Jimmy Savile. Knight of the British Realm, Media Personality and National Sensation, and also predatory monster who ran unchecked through Britain for nearly 5 decades. A man of the people. This one is a bit dark. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skre…

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Kenya Dig It?! - Episode 34 1:02:01

2+ y ago1:02:01

1:02:01

Obama is actually running the show, like a puppet master with his arm firmly planted up Joe Biden's wrinkled old O-ring. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new …

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Moons Over My Grammys - Episode 33 1:22:06

2+ y ago1:22:06

1:22:06

We're getting some new neighbors. Of the "Sucky Sucky 5 Dolla" Persuasion. I am very aroused. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopi…

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Fool's Sauce (Week Sauce 8) - Episode 32 1:19:30

2+ y ago1:19:30

1:19:30

BREAKING NEWS! China Invades Taiwan! Russia Nukes Itself! Joe Biden doesn't shit his pants for an entire 24 hour news cycle! Will Smith really slapped Chris Rock! Nah. April Fools you fucking idiots. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the m…

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Globalist Glory Hole - Episode 31 1:19:50

2+ y ago1:19:50

1:19:50

Pull out and splash the mark of Zoro on your partner's back in support of the war in Ukraine. Right? Is that right? --------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe spa…

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Everybody Hates Chris - Episode 30 1:00:01

2+ y ago1:00:01

1:00:01

You better keep his wife's name out of your mouth! Her mouth, though, you can put whatever you want in there. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized s…

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New World Order Here - Episode 29 (Week Sauce 7) 1:20:27

2+ y ago1:20:27

1:20:27

You will own nothing. You will eat the chicken mc'nuggies. You will be happy. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Re…

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Seth Rogen Isn't Jewish - Episode 28 1:08:46

2+ y ago1:08:46

1:08:46

BREAKING NEWS!!! Seth Rogen, America's #1 obese, unfunny "weed" comic, is indeed, not of the Jewish people. The nation will never be the same. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer f…

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Rectum Leap - Episode 27 1:11:24

2+ y ago1:11:24

1:11:24

Maximilien Skreedle was a brilliant scientist who discovered that traveling in time could be achieved only through the brown eye of the black hole. Now he leaps from ring piece to ring piece, hoping each bust is the bust home. ---------------------------------------------------------- Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational jou…

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