Best Seeking Derangements Podcasts (2024)

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SD 321 - Ya Man's Gay pt 14 w/ Hasan Piker 1:06:57

2d ago1:06:57

1:06:57

FULL VIDEO EPISODE ON PATREONThe internet favorite’s homophobic, queer-baiting Turk joins Hesse and I to put his alleged ally-status to the test.Will he accrue enough points from the Gay List to gain entry into the gayborhood? Will he get the F pass? The more coveted T pass?Well…Has Hasan (or even worse your man) closed a drawer with his hip? Have …

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Sodomite Safe Haven, Silent Epidemic & Unruly Behavior 6:15:00

6d ago6:15:00

6:15:00

[Rumble Video Version: https://rumble.com/v52ocxp-sn1421.html] [Episode Article: https://factionsoffreedom.jimdofree.com/2024/06/21/sn1421-sodomite-safe-haven-silent-epidemic-unruly-behavior/] Forgive this week’s lengthy transmission, a fair amount of time this week was spent delving into the scriptural reality of Jude 1:7, and how we’re seeing the…

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PREVIEW SD 321 - Vag'ing Out with the Sisses 5:00

7d ago5:00

5:00

Hello Seekers!Hesse and I are back and taking more of your pride calls. We teach a 6'5" gay guy with a mustache how to seem like a bottom in front of his trans-masc husband's co-workers (very easy), chastise gay men who chase straight men, out 300 closeted politicians, and invent something called misogyno-blanc.Also we hear two SHOCKING testimonies…

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PREVIEW SD 320 - Brandon "the Boogie "Wardell vs Headmistress Jacques" 5:00

10d ago5:00

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On this special one on one interview Brandon and me (Jacques) discuss our recent tomfoolery when he came to new orleans and preformed for two days, I did my first stand up st opening for him and just the total shenanigans of new orleans. Throughout the episode I bring back the points system to clarify Brandon's grade. Listen right away…

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Pushing Ideology, Rushing Results & Regulating Growth 5:54:00

13d ago5:54:00

5:54:00

[Rumble Video Version: https://rumble.com/v51enmx-sn1420-pushing-ideology-rushing-results-and-regulating-growth-.html] [Episode Article: https://factionsoffreedom.jimdofree.com/2024/06/14/sn1420-pushing-ideology-rushing-results-regulating-growth/] The mission stays the same: War is looking more and more of a probability instead of a potentiality. S…

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SD 319 - Aztec Death Whistle You Have Herpes 1:05:30

13d ago1:05:30

1:05:30

Hello seekers!Hesse and I are back talking about how I almost punched a woman at Des Moines pride, the brand new Herpes/Chlamydia prank going around, where to blow an Aztec Death Whistle for maximum impact and my parents having another kid because I looked so gay.Of course we also talk about Hunter Biden going to jail and how to enjoy Charli XCX's …

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Women's Locker Rooms, Unattractive Vulvae, OnlyFans Professors, Misgendered Fantasies, Firsts 1:08:18

19d ago1:08:18

1:08:18

Maybe all women fantasize about being a man during sex in order to get off. I have often hypothesized that it's just more fun for the male partner to do the act. In this gender-bending world, it's hard to know what's going to work for someone. One man's autofellatio is another man's pegging. In this episode, Ally and Mike discuss details of what go…

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Heterosexual Awesomeness, Controlling Death & Rumors of Wars 5:12:00

20d ago5:12:00

5:12:00

[Rumble Video Version: https://rumble.com/v4zxvec-sn1419-heterosexual-awesomeness-controlling-death-and-rumors-of-wars-.html] [Episode Article: https://factionsoffreedom.jimdofree.com/2024/06/07/sn1419-heterosexual-awesomeness-controlling-death-rumors-of-wars/] Here we stand at the precipice of epochal change, literally watching people lose their m…

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Preview SD 316 - A F*ociaggine w Fig & Prosciutto 2:01

26d ago2:01

2:01

Welcome back Seekers!We're all here to discuss Pope Francis' statements on f*ggotry run amuck in Italian seminaries, which then makes Jacques hungry. So we invent some sandwiches, clock our social credit scores, rank women, and brainstorm how fat Jacques would have been in WWII. But most importantly we write an email to casting at "Pop Culture Jeop…

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SD 315 - The LesbiList w/ Girl God pt 2 1:08:30

1M ago1:08:30

1:08:30

April and Grace join Hesse and I to crack open the lesbian list! Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the street? Well then sister, it might be time to rescue some pit bulls. As a woman, do you fall, snore, or smoke blunts by yourself? Chances are you could be a lesbian, and we'll help you find out.…

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Cuckolding Before Nutting, MMF Repeat Orgasms, Too Much Exhibitionism, Competitive Dominance 1:06:07

1M ago1:06:07

1:06:07

Even men who are into cuckolding tend to restrict it to their fantasies or to what they think about when pretty aroused. We discuss a man who wants deeply to interact with the penis of another man, until he orgasms at which point the desire recedes immediately. What should he do? Simply remain aroused as long as possible? A woman is tired of turnin…

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Derangement Syndrome, Population Curation & Infiltrating Infrastructure 5:23:00

1M ago5:23:00

5:23:00

[Rumble Video Version: https://rumble.com/v4wvw7r-sn1418.html] [Episode Article: https://factionsoffreedom.jimdofree.com/2024/05/24/sn1418-derangement-syndrome-population-curation-infiltrating-infrastructure/] Episodes like this one act as a snapshot into the craziness that we’re normalizing. The sad part is even with as wild as things are, you kno…

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Preview SD 213 - STIM Majors 5:23

1M ago5:23

5:23

Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode!It's just Hesse and I today, I give her a rundown of my micro bully obsession, a debrief of the Amityville Micro Bully Pop Up I attended, and what the dogs Really Mean. We also discuss JoJo Siwa's continued tragic (or slay?) career, make some predictions about the Biden/Trump debate, and cover the beaut…

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Blowjob Derangement Syndrome, Vaginal Sensations, Oral Initiation, Refusal To Reciprocate 1:04:19

1M ago1:04:19

1:04:19

It's an oft-discussed trope that women become much more attached to men after the first time they have sex. But, does the same logic apply to oral sex performed on the guy? That is to say, does it matter where exactly the penis goes? And, does it matter where the semen goes? Keith is interested in understanding how, in a normal relationship, a blow…

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PsyOp Politics, Demographic Winter & Epochal Change 5:48:00

1M ago5:48:00

5:48:00

[Rumble Video Version: https://rumble.com/v4vhlf6-sn1417-psyop-politics-demographic-winter-and-the-war-economy-.html] [Episode Article: https://factionsoffreedom.jimdofree.com/2024/05/17/sn1417-psyop-politics-demographic-winter-epochal-change/] A fairly lengthy episode with all the hallmarks of a banger. We cover everything from portals to politics…

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SD 312 - Mutual JO at the Portal 1:01:35

1M ago1:01:35

1:01:35

Welcome back everyone!Jacques unleashes a new beef he will almost certainly lose, we celebrate Hesse for Mothers Day, discuss how we would get the Dublin/NYC portal shut down, being on deaths door, and getting hooked on Zyn.Also Jacques casts his 360 video à la Charli XCX, we uncover why gay guys travel like fugitives, and finally we shout out the …

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Pillow Princesses, Cow Fetishes, Complementing Nude Photos, Aggressive Fingering 1:01:20

2M ago1:01:20

1:01:20

It's complicated, as a man, to know how to respond to receiving a nude photo from a female partner. The obvious answer is you should be complementary, and not respond with a dick pic or similar. But then, how strong should the complements be? Is she forcing you to interact with her insecurities? We struggle often to define the term "fingering" as i…

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Rebel Recruiting, The New COVID & Model Citizens 5:11:00

2M ago5:11:00

5:11:00

[Rumble Video Version: https://rumble.com/v4u2bu6-sn1416-rebel-recruiting-the-new-covid-and-model-citizens-.html] [Episode Article: https://factionsoffreedom.jimdofree.com/2024/05/10/sn1416-rebel-recruiting-the-new-covid-model-citizens/] The common theme presented throughout this transmission is the fact that we all represent greater ideals and phi…

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*Preview SD 311- The LesbiList with Steven & Lily 4:47

2M ago4:47

4:47

Today the hosts of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily join me to break the seal on a brand new list, thats right–it's the Lesbian List.Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the street? Well then sister, it might be time to rescue some pit bulls. As a woman, do you fall, snore, or smoke blunts by …

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SD 310 - Seeking De(RED)ments 1:11:00

2M ago1:11:00

1:11:00

Happy Sunday Seekers!Today we talk about Bush era LGBTQ activism, that guy from glee identifying as culturally queer (we support him), Kristi Noem assassinating her puppy for being annoying and what happens when you antagonize ghosts and spirits. Plus we take your calls! We tell you how to impress your girlfriends religious parents, how to bust on …

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Men Behaving Badly, Sex Critiques, Condom Lies, Impregnation Fetishes, Too Wet For Oral 1:01:46

2M ago1:01:46

1:01:46

In this day and age, it's hard to believe how poorly informed men can be about women's sexual responses. This week, we've found a selection of odd male behaviors in relationships which we make an effort to explain. To wit, what would possess a man to send a list of "mistakes" made by a sexual partner after their first encounter? From my perspective…

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Bidenville, Pandemic Babies & Lighting The Fuse 5:16:00

2M ago5:16:00

5:16:00

[Rumble Video Version: https://rumble.com/v4svaxq-sn1415.html] [Episode Article: https://factionsoffreedom.jimdofree.com/2024/05/03/sn1415-bidenville-pandemic-babies-lighting-the-fuse/] We’re back again this week giving full-spectrum analysis on all the instability of the past week, and believe it or not, it doesn’t stop with the planned and coordi…

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A Misplaced Prostate, Gagging During Cunnilingus, Refusal to Touch It, Short Refractory Periods, What's More Gay? 1:03:45

2M ago1:03:45

1:03:45

A listener ponders: Given a choice between a series of probably gay activities and pegging, which is the most gay? And, how would we rank-order the experiences which all sound pretty gay, including two men facing each other and then masturbating simultaneously on to a black towel. Along the same lines, a man really really wants to enjoy being pegge…

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Dark Enchantment, Hospital Horrors & Normalizing Instability 4:25:00

2M ago4:25:00

4:25:00

[Rumble Video Version: https://rumble.com/v4rgkk6-sn1414.html] [Episode Article: https://factionsoffreedom.jimdofree.com/2024/04/26/sn1414-dark-enchantment-hospital-horrors-normalizing-instability/] Looking into the reality of resets and where we are in the cycle of them became the theme of this week’s transmission. While it’s important to pay atte…

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SD 308 - What in the Pronoun? Preview 5:30

2M ago5:30

5:30

Listen to this full episode and our entire catalogue of weekly bonus content on our Patreon!By Seeking Derangements

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SD 307 - Live, Laugh, Leer w/ Theda Hammel and John Early 1:08:22

2M ago1:08:22

1:08:22

Theda and John stop by to talk about Hesse scaring her landlords with gay pornography, Ben's newfound love of leering in the park, the hottest sportsmen, the ugliest sportsmen, Caitlyn Clarke being cis, Ben's dad thinking he is a prostitute, fire island, red carpet menswear and of course Theda and Johns new movie Stress Positions. Go see it!Find we…

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Religious Insemination, Chubby Threesomes, Working For Sex, Dirty Fingering, Is He Gay? 1:04:11

2M ago1:04:11

1:04:11

The release date of this episode will make it hard for listeners, as they'll have to tear themselves away from the new Taylor Swift album to give us their full attention. Her emotions regarding her most recent failed relationship are notable, if only because they don't really sound like those I would expect from a 35-year-old woman. But we'll soldi…

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Cultural Revolution, Assaulting Epigenetics & Newcomer Factions 5:32:00

2M ago5:32:00

5:32:00

[Rumble Video Version: https://rumble.com/v4q4a48-sn1413-cultural-revolution-assaulting-epigenetics-and-newcomer-factions.html] [Episode Article: https://factionsoffreedom.jimdofree.com/2024/04/19/sn1413-cultural-revolution-assaulting-epigenetics-newcomer-factions/] These past few episodes have featured deep dives into the psyche and sociology of m…

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Female Orgasm Blame Game, Sex Toy Surprise, STI Test Forgeries, Is It Semen? 1:03:51

3M ago1:03:51

1:03:51

If one were to try to assign "blame" for men's difficulty in ascertaining whether a female partner has orgasmed, who bears the most responsibility? Traditionally, I would view it as the man's fault. Given our interest in that part of the female body, you'd think more men would conduct significant online research. But what if women are actively tryi…

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American Psychosis, Accelerated Aging & Shattering Novelty 5:46:00

3M ago5:46:00

5:46:00

[Rumble Video Version: https://rumble.com/v4oru0x-sn1412-american-psychosis-accelerated-aging-and-shattering-novelty.html] [Episode Article: https://factionsoffreedom.jimdofree.com/2024/04/12/sn1412-american-psychosis-accelerated-aging-shattering-novelty/] We’re back from NFT NYC more energized than ever. This week’s episode is a serious deep dive …

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SD 302 - Reunion Episode 1:13:30

3M ago1:13:30

1:13:30

Happy easter :) super producer Max joins us to continue our 300+ episode celebration, we talk about the ongoing P Diddy scandal, pink coke, and Jacques tells us about more about Portland. We love!By Seeking Derangements

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Where To Place Your Semen? Hard Penis Feel, 69 Positioning, Inaccurate Tinder Pics 1:03:45

3M ago1:03:45

1:03:45

Keith wanted to discuss where to place his semen in an early sexual encounter. It's not as simple a problem as it sounds. It requires forethought for each position. And, since the woman may often simply express the desire that he "put it inside," it's a lonely road the man must travel to find a proper exterior setting. As I sit here in my bed in Du…

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Sabotaging Society, The Killing Cure & Insurgents Arriving 4:41:00

3M ago4:41:00

4:41:00

[Rumble Video Version: https://rumble.com/v4m02sz-sn1411-sabotaging-society-the-killing-cure-and-insurgents-arriving.html] [Episode Article: https://factionsoffreedom.jimdofree.com/2024/03/29/sn1411-sabotaging-society-the-killing-cure-insurgents-arriving/] We’re back this week talking about bridge attacks in the US and terror attacks in Moscow. We’…

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Preview SD 301 - We're Getting New Jobs 4:59

3M ago4:59

4:59

Hello Seekers! Today Jacques, Hesse, and I apply to a high powered position at the Sniffies Corporation, decide which one of us is autistic (shocker) and send an email to get them cast on Love On The Spectrum, and finally we put a definitive end to the rumors about Brigette Macron being one of the gworls.…

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SD 300 - We Did It Yall w Cara Cunningham 1:15:00

3M ago1:15:00

1:15:00

Cara stops by to celebrate our 300th episode! We talk about East Coast vs Tennessee vs Louisiana, best and worst fast foods, astrology, and much more. Find weekly bonus episodes on our PatreonBy Seeking Derangements

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