Your Mileage May Vary will change your life in magical ways, transforming you from an ordinary mortal into a font of sexual knowledge, propelled by prolific psychological nudity. Here, we cast aside society's shames and taboos to seek ever human's true destiny: Maximum Orgasm Intensity.
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Welcome to MMV AKA; Millage May Vary, the feels-good Podcast about life from all of our unique perspectives and point of views. We all see and understand daily lives differently, from our upbringing to our cultures. This will be a platform for us to express our viewpoints and observations of the world and speak not just of our own thoughts but from the minds of others who are doing their best on their own roads to greatness. For future updates and announcements, follow our Twitter Handle at ...
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Two married couples dole out relationship and sexuality advice with relentless snark, staggering bluntness, and volatile results. Your mileage may vary.
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Nolan Cooney and Jack Gell read google reviews and laugh at them
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Bisexual Partners, Nashville Bachelorettes, Being Filmed, Penises Getting Longer, Anilingus
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Ally thinks she's never been filmed while having sex, with or without her knowledge and consent. The joke's on her, because I'm relatively sure pretty much everyone has been filmed at one point or another by the powers that be for blackmail material. She also hasn't noticed in her sexual experiences the claimed increase in penis length that researc…
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Porn Illegal In Africa, Condom Rejection, Fappening Novelties, Women Touching Women Down There
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One surprising challenge for the man traveling through Africa is that porn is illegal in essentially every country there. This, combined with spotty Internet access, can genuinely inhibit a man from being able to orgasm during his trip. Not to mention what it might do to prostate-cancer rates. Condom use, or lack thereof in early sexual encounters,…
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Squirting From Skene's Glands, Flatulence, Wiping Up After Handjobs, Rejecting Butt Play
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Keith has a serious problem while touring Southern Africa: Access to high-quality porn. We take it for granted in this day and age, but it relies completely on high-speed Internet access. How much porn per day should a man prepare before such a trip, and what should he do if he runs out? We dive deeper into questions of squirting and what esoteric …
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Female Feedback, Oral Semen Management, Narrow Penises, Internal Porn, The Saddest 69
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It turns out that Ally has never been with a man whose penis was so tightly circumcised that he had an immobile foreskin when erect. This came up because I wanted to understand what goes into her management of semen when the guy orgasms in her mouth. Come to find out this generally isn't an issue for her, which makes me wonder whether she's having …
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Very Big Clits, Growing Your Clit, Squirting Truth, Phones During Foreplay, Climaxing Early
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I think the clit might be the most misunderstood part of the sexual apparatus. What's really going on with that small penis-analog that sometimes isn't difficult to even locate? People really just don't talk enough about clits. Why is that? On some level women are in luck, given that men generally haven't extended to clits the specific body-part fe…
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Women's Locker Rooms, Unattractive Vulvae, OnlyFans Professors, Misgendered Fantasies, Firsts
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Maybe all women fantasize about being a man during sex in order to get off. I have often hypothesized that it's just more fun for the male partner to do the act. In this gender-bending world, it's hard to know what's going to work for someone. One man's autofellatio is another man's pegging. In this episode, Ally and Mike discuss details of what go…
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Cuckolding Before Nutting, MMF Repeat Orgasms, Too Much Exhibitionism, Competitive Dominance
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Even men who are into cuckolding tend to restrict it to their fantasies or to what they think about when pretty aroused. We discuss a man who wants deeply to interact with the penis of another man, until he orgasms at which point the desire recedes immediately. What should he do? Simply remain aroused as long as possible? A woman is tired of turnin…
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Blowjob Derangement Syndrome, Vaginal Sensations, Oral Initiation, Refusal To Reciprocate
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It's an oft-discussed trope that women become much more attached to men after the first time they have sex. But, does the same logic apply to oral sex performed on the guy? That is to say, does it matter where exactly the penis goes? And, does it matter where the semen goes? Keith is interested in understanding how, in a normal relationship, a blow…
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Pillow Princesses, Cow Fetishes, Complementing Nude Photos, Aggressive Fingering
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It's complicated, as a man, to know how to respond to receiving a nude photo from a female partner. The obvious answer is you should be complementary, and not respond with a dick pic or similar. But then, how strong should the complements be? Is she forcing you to interact with her insecurities? We struggle often to define the term "fingering" as i…
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Men Behaving Badly, Sex Critiques, Condom Lies, Impregnation Fetishes, Too Wet For Oral
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In this day and age, it's hard to believe how poorly informed men can be about women's sexual responses. This week, we've found a selection of odd male behaviors in relationships which we make an effort to explain. To wit, what would possess a man to send a list of "mistakes" made by a sexual partner after their first encounter? From my perspective…
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A Misplaced Prostate, Gagging During Cunnilingus, Refusal to Touch It, Short Refractory Periods, What's More Gay?
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A listener ponders: Given a choice between a series of probably gay activities and pegging, which is the most gay? And, how would we rank-order the experiences which all sound pretty gay, including two men facing each other and then masturbating simultaneously on to a black towel. Along the same lines, a man really really wants to enjoy being pegge…
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Religious Insemination, Chubby Threesomes, Working For Sex, Dirty Fingering, Is He Gay?
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The release date of this episode will make it hard for listeners, as they'll have to tear themselves away from the new Taylor Swift album to give us their full attention. Her emotions regarding her most recent failed relationship are notable, if only because they don't really sound like those I would expect from a 35-year-old woman. But we'll soldi…
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Female Orgasm Blame Game, Sex Toy Surprise, STI Test Forgeries, Is It Semen?
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If one were to try to assign "blame" for men's difficulty in ascertaining whether a female partner has orgasmed, who bears the most responsibility? Traditionally, I would view it as the man's fault. Given our interest in that part of the female body, you'd think more men would conduct significant online research. But what if women are actively tryi…
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Where To Place Your Semen? Hard Penis Feel, 69 Positioning, Inaccurate Tinder Pics
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Keith wanted to discuss where to place his semen in an early sexual encounter. It's not as simple a problem as it sounds. It requires forethought for each position. And, since the woman may often simply express the desire that he "put it inside," it's a lonely road the man must travel to find a proper exterior setting. As I sit here in my bed in Du…
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Birth Control Virtue Signaling, MFF Threesome Downsides, Plugging For Tightness, Oral Expectations
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There's no way to know the full extent to which people claiming to use multiple forms of birth control are virtue signaling. Sure, it's believable that in early sexual encounters people might use a condom as well as the pill, to protect against STIs. But there's definitely some sort of limit here, and later in a relationship the benefit derived is …
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Boudoir Photos, Cliché Vacation Dreams, Magic Penis Shapes, Not Going Down
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Like the peninsular docks that jut out from the islands of the Maldives, a dildo a man purchased for his wife seemed to touch just the right spots, giving her the first "penetration-only" orgasm he's ever witnessed. Now, heartbroken, he's unsure whether this will permanently alter their relationship. Another man is upset that his wife allowed anoth…
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Dinner's Ready! Clit Sizes, Cam Roulette, Genital Perfumes, Pushy Head
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It's always a difficult situation for a woman when she's pleasuring a man orally and he starts to get a bit too pushy. But here we discuss a young lady who was surprised by the act and unable to control the depth of penetration at all. What are some techniques for managing this? If she bites him, will she really get punched? What's the best way for…
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The Three Sevens Club, Surreptitious Snaps, Sex Or Fleshlight, Size Frustration
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Which countries have the largest and the smallest penis sizes? Would it surprise you to find out that the smallest nation is just a bit more than half the size of the largest one? It's a complicated topic, though, because if a guy wants to get into the Three Sevens Club, he's going to need to be extremely tall, have a large penis and make a lot of …
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Orgasms Of Our Youth, Male Masturbator Reviews, Camgirl Pasts, Clit Sucking, Elizabethan Dirty Talk, Nonbinary Lineage
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That glow I have is the good feeling from being told by Ally, in no uncertain terms, that my orgasms are surely stronger than hers, and perhaps stronger than all women's. "Why else would men pursue sex so much more than women," she says. "It must be better for you guys." Amen to that, and thanks to Ally we also learned that the products of teenage …
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Porn Preferences, Thrusting, Masturbation Details, Cowgirl Flaccidity, Date Vetting
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In spite of the vigorous efforts of men to post detailed feedback on porn and sex toys, few take this part of men's lives seriously. It's a shame, because for most men it's an important enough part of their lives that one wonders whether someone can really know a man without understanding his porn preferences. This episode, Mike wanted to discuss a…
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Hyperventilating During Orgasm, Interoceptive Therapy, Porn Site Commenting, Anal Aftermath
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A woman reports experiencing an extraordinary number of orgasms experienced during a bondage session. So many so, in fact, that she passes out from the experience, and she claims that each orgasm became painful, starting about halfway through the session. What is she experiencing? Is in analogous to the male experience or something completely diffe…
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Dating App Honesty, Beauty and IQ, Straight Men and Gay Porn, Social Taboos
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Like Icarus flying too close to the sun, we decided to tackle a series of topics this week that could get us banned from the Internet or worse. In general, we are very timid men, unwilling to challenge social norms, but this week was different. I blame climate change. This may surprise you, but it sounds like men sometimes lie on dating application…
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Surprise MMF Threesome, Womansplaining, Orgasm Expertise, Monogamy While Sugaring
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Some men might not be upset to find out their partner invited another man to join their bedroom festivities. But, even those who at some time or another have declared they'd be up for "anything" may not really mean they want to take it quite that far. Who are the real masters of the domain of orgasm? Is it perhaps time for women to concede that men…
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Loyalty Tests, Phone Rummaging, Intimate Vs Sexual Touching, Cumkiss Speculations
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What a world it is that people will stand up and shout you down for having the audacity to suggest that a fluid emanating from a woman's urethra is urine. Perhaps we are the Galileos of a new enlightenment, called to the world to bring knowledge to the huddled masses. Incidentally, and perhaps appropriately, if you want to see Galileo's middle fing…
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Surgery Pitfalls, Porn Viewing Trends, Gay Cruising, Sex Worker First Times
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In a thought-provoking start to the new year, we discuss requests for unusual types of porn made by men on Reddit, paired with a conversation about PornHub's 2023 porn trends data. Where are men coming up with these rather strange requests? Is it indicative of what they want in real life, or have they just been conditioned by online content? If you…
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Smaller Is Better! Cheating Etiquette, Squirting In Faces, 2023 Sex Count
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Before getting to the heart of the matter -- how many times one should have had sex in 2023 -- we discuss some topics of perhaps more general interest. A woman has a curious predilection for small penises, prompting her to receive a large number of dick pics showing off all the smaller-than-average men available on the Internet. Her opinion, presum…
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Intimacy Vs Submissiveness, Oral Tastes, The Scent Of A Woman, Holidays Abroad
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Discussion continues of Keith's concern that women don't particularly enjoy giving head, turning partly to the question of whether they're enjoyment of sex would be enhanced by "leaning into" a more submissive role rather than focusing primarily on emotional closeness. For the holidays, Keith made an effort to find a lady-friend willing to come wit…
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Optimizing Female Orgasms, Outercourse Transitions, Public Sex Anxiety, Prostitute Permission, Facial Aftercare
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There may be listeners who find it irritating when Keith and Mike pretty much agree on a subject, but such was the case regarding oral performed on women and how to optimize their orgasm quality. Sure, we haven't witnessed every single female orgasm that has ever happened on the planet (that will have to wait for the surveillance state of the 2030s…
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Yoni Eggs, Steroids For Women, Sex Painting, Prehistoric Prosthetics, Kegels
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What should a man do if his female partner starts taking steroids or testosterone? Whether it's to become a weightlifter or as part of a hormone-replacement regimen, he's liable to be confronted by someone with a significantly different libido from the norm. It could even be -- bear with me here -- like the transition between Bruce Banner and The I…
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99th Percentile Dating, 2900 First Dates, Male Sex Dolls, The (Female) Orgasm Whisperer
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Men really like it when their partners orgasm during sex, and Keith is no exception. He has a theory for why maybe his partners are more likely to get there than those of a random man. He hopes he's a kind of orgasm whisperer, particularly early in a relationship. Even pretty experienced and successful men probably make basic mistakes during early …
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We got a brand new banger for all of you. We do a lot of Bill Maher talk in the beginning on this on (SORRY!!) and then we get into some crazy stuff. We talk about Twilight Princess, the State Capitol in Iowa, a Mall and the Amazon HQ as well as reviews for the Club Random podcast. If you want to submit to the show you can email us at onestarcast@g…
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The Pleasure Principle, Sexual Altruism, Are Romance Novels Porn?, You Accessed Her Breasts: Now What?
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If you're like me, and I can only assume that you are, your enjoyment of sex follows the pleasure principle and the harm principle. In other words, my main reason for wanting to do things is because they turn me on and make me feel good. I'm not a goddamned sexual charity after all. Well, come to find out that there are people out there who view se…
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Hairy Situations, Knowledge Gaps, Animal Spirits, Facial Demands, Animals
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You're on a date with a woman, someone to whom you're pretty attracted, and she doesn't know a piece of information you thought was common knowledge. How should you react? Does it matter? Is it an opportunity to teach each other things about the world, or is it an indication that she won't be able to "keep up" with you? Speaking of enlightenment, a…
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Another two weeks...another episode! We go on a lot of tangents on this one but I promise its funny and will all make sense in the end. We go over an interesting restaurant that appears to cater to dogs without really saying that they do. We also look at the Interstate Motel in Moses Lake and the colors subreddit as well as uncover a deep mystery a…
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Lube Lessons, Older Meets Younger, Condom Presumption, Male Eruptions
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I think women are well within their rights to be proud or self-assured when they see their male partner's penis erupt into a fountain of semen during a sex session. It's reassuring, and it certainly suggests that his attraction is strong and enduring. But in a scientific sense, what it really means is that he's just masturbating less. Storing up hi…
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Soul Mate Seeking, Pegging Agreements, Small Packages, Female Self-Pleasuring During The Act
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Straight back from a Covid-induced hiatus, Keith explains that fickle-ish women on dating apps aren't willing to wait out his illness for a chance to meet him. Except one, who may or may not have prepared him a steaming bowl of soup, which he may or may not have accepted. Speaking more globally, why is it that women are messaged that they shouldn't…
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Get your drinks cracked, we're back with another episode of One Star the podcast!!!! We go over sooo much crap on this and you're not going to want to miss it, we got a beautiful drawing of a glue gun and how it works in our inbox this episode, we talk about a bagel shop that is mysteriously always out of bagels, a couple different types of halo 2,…
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A Hungry MMF Beast, Women Climaxing Too Easily, Men Climaxing Too Slowly, The Illustrated Man
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A friend tells you a story about a woman he's dating. He mentions that she climaxes so easily that he has difficulty even holding hands with her, lest it trigger her. What's your thought process? Does she have a medical condition? Is she telling the truth? Is she clear on what an orgasm even feels like? Now, let's say you're a woman, and you're mar…
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Cis-Orgasms, Failure To Launch Orally, Feeling Her Climax, Campground Sex Noises
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Like a warm placid river running down her tongue to her throat. That's more or less how Ally describes the crucial last moments of oral pleasure as she gives it to her male partner. "It irrigates my tonsils," she says, as she relaxes into her easy chair. "It's like he's delivering me a medicine I didn't know I wanted, but I did." This self-evident …
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We've got a jam packed episode for you all today. Jack talks about a recent "X" experience with bots trying to scam him and we get into it with reviews heavy hardcore this time. We look at Prince of Persia, a guy who is great at writing reviews to hit a word count, crumbl cookie, and plenty reviews from listeners like you! If you want to submit to …
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How Can Women Be Dominant? Cheating Spouses, No Sex Before Marriage, Female Climax Confusion
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Keith has rediscovered the Amazon position, so we take a look at some videos that listeners will likely enjoy. It's one of the ways a woman can be more dominant in the bedroom, but it's a tricky position, as it requires the man to be "bent" downward in a way that might make the action difficult for him. So what's a dominant woman to do? We discuss …
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Sugar-Escort Axis, Partially Open Marriages, Partner Mutual Pleasure, Liking Odd Smells
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There's a fine line between being a sugar baby and an escort. The question is how do you draw the line properly, and who falls on which side of it? Regardless, it's tricky to keep doing it after a certain age; once some amount of attractiveness wears off, she risks becoming yesterday's news. There are a lot of things that attract men to women, but …
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New Rule! We got another episode of One Star for our wonderful listeners. We have a lot of discussion about Bill Maher and everything he's doing. We also talk about Song Sequels, Metroid Prime, General Mills and look at some wonderful reviews from our lovely listeners. If you would like to submit to the show you can email us at onestarcast@gmail.co…
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Human Pheromones, Consent Coercion, Oral Demands, Men Fleeing Aftercare
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We discuss the extent to which asking for consent and consent culture generally alter time-honored mating rituals. No cultural change is likely to dramatically reduce the young male libido, so does consent culture just shift the situation to him constantly demanding consent for sex? Is that actually better for his potential partner? Along the same …
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This was a rush of an episode, its real long but I think we get into a lot of great stuff this episode, Nolan and I both had a blast recording it. We talked about reviews on an impossible puzzle, a famous NYC pizza location and covered topics ranging from Daniel in the Bible to Mr. Beast and his current legal troubles. If you want to submit to the …
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