Best Sonic Watermelons Podcasts (2024)

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Indiana Jones Whip Hunting Season or the Tour of Slitaly (whichever title is funnier, you pick) | Using FaceApp to make ourselves girls, AI Porn Generator, and Ranch Fondue 3:08:58

1+ y ago3:08:58

3:08:58

Holy crow, it's three hours of Pop Uncultured! Consider this making up for my lack of posts lately, I've been chilling way too hard this past month. This episode is like 80% visual gags, so chances are good that only JY, Mike, and I will enjoy listening to it. Sucks to be you, I guess. We're our target audience. Sincerely, the official hottest girl…

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The Kirby Konundrum | Metro Sonic, im cool boy gaming, and Psychological Gay Horror 1:50:07

1+ y ago1:50:07

1:50:07

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The Commit Suicide Hotline | The Final Verdict on Kevin Spacey, Draque's John Travolta Story, Earthworm Jim, and Church Jerkin' 1:18:01

1+ y ago1:18:01

1:18:01

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Girth Certificate | Gay Stepdad Jokes, Micropenis Subreddit, JY's Kevin Spacey Defense, and There Will Be C*m starring Daniel Gay Lewis 1:51:36

1+ y ago1:51:36

1:51:36

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Convicted Japist | CBT continued, the Princess and the Scrivener eating watermelons and attacking boats 1:32:31

1+ y ago1:32:31

1:32:31

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Tickle Torture Holocaust | Hot Dude Opinion War, and CBT 1:30:18

2y ago1:30:18

1:30:18

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Jungle Cow Fever | V-Gan Booty, Rescuing Animals, and Draque's Non-Sexual Gym Story 1:53:44

2y ago1:53:44

1:53:44

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3 Input Party Pig | Bobs and Vagene, STD Pranks, Snakes, and JY's Close Encounter with a Carnie 1:51:20

2y ago1:51:20

1:51:20

This week on Pop Uncultured, I'll do a description later! Listen to the thing, idiot!

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Trans Scooby Dooian Orchestra | Hooker Shopping, Bagged Milk, and keto definitely isn't gay 2:20:03

2y ago2:20:03

2:20:03

This week on Pop Uncultured, milk in a bag! It literally never occurred to me once in my life that that might be weird, having grown up in the Midwest, but I Googled it and it turns out to only be a big thing in Canada anymore. Fucking bunch of idiots up there. Anyhey, we chat about bagged milk and the other myriad reasons as to why Kwik Trip is th…

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Biscuits and Dranks | AI Sex Dolls, Drug Stories, and J*zz Pudding 1:20:45

2y ago1:20:45

1:20:45

This week on Pop Uncultured, the video that broke Mike and JY! Everyone has their breaking point, and we finally found theirs: a video of a man pumping his good time slime all over a snack pack chocolate pudding and eating it with a spoon. I, for one, found it very arousing. After that I ask an important question that even if I wrote it down in the…

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Cuckhold Kompromat | Sex Food, Quora Penis Questions, and Nine Inch Nails 1:21:33

2y ago1:21:33

1:21:33

This week on Pop Uncultured, Nine Inch Nails live at Red Rocks! It was rad, we're all nerds, et cetera. More importantly though, we answer the big questions that have vexed mankind since the dawn of time. For instance, do women love small-to-average sized dicks? And a follow up, why is every woman who answers "no" a liar? Using a piece of shit webs…

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POSSY FROM THE EAST | Joe Aufricht Satanism News Report, Mike's Uncle Story, and Trying Asian Ladies 1:19:16

2y ago1:19:16

1:19:16

This week on Pop Uncultured, Satanism! Rolling right off last week's episode, we get into a Muslim TikTok about a guy who's indoctrinated his sweet little daughter into being homophobic already. She doesn't want to watch the most popular cartoon of the year because some gay shit happens in it, and that displeases Allah. What can I say, this little …

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This is Not a Love Advice Show | OnlyFans vs. ISIS, Emergency Jerkoffs, and SpongeBob Nosferatu 1:03:13

2y ago1:03:13

1:03:13

This week on Pop Uncultured, domestic abuse comedy! If this episode doesn't prove we can make anything funny, then this show just ain't for you, homeslice. After a couple more dirty smut readings from JY and the filthy novel he found, we get into a video just for the boys, so all you boys out there are free to click the link at the bottom of the de…

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Politically Correct Ecuadorian Blowj*b Rant | Shrek, Donkey, and AI Generated Biblical History 1:56:32

2y ago1:56:32

1:56:32

This week on Pop Uncultured, hoo boy we got a live one! After weeks of no recordings, we've got a lot of catching up to do. Very early into the episode, Mike posts an AI art creation tool and JY posts an AI story generator, foreshadowing the end of this episode and, quite possibly, the greatest work we've ever done. Before all that, we touch on my …

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Fat Aunt Side-Cheek Spiller | Brian Ropar's Plastic Chair World Part 2 1:14:49

2y ago1:14:49

1:14:49

This week on Pop Uncultured, twice the plastic chairs and autism! This continuation into the life and times of Brian Ropar delves deeper into the fractured, incest-fraught psyche of our noble hero. I'll write more when I'm not as sleepy. Well, I say that now, but chances are I'll forget and never do it. Just listen to the episode, it rules, also li…

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Trains, Trains, and Automotrains | Bryan Ropar's Plastic Chair World, OMG Mode C*ck Ring, and Reverse Gender Role Missionary 1:29:19

2y ago1:29:19

1:29:19

This week on Pop Uncultured, chairs! Plastic ones! You've seen them on lawns, perhaps. But before all that, JY joins me in a little one-on-one episode, classic style, where we discuss matters of great import. For instance, you can kill a guy trespassing on your property, but can you rape a guy trespassing on your property? Seems like a double stand…

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Erectile Dysfunction Service Dogs | Scott Steiner Math, Snooki KO, Sassy Plantations, and Reality TV Trash 1:37:14

2y ago1:37:14

1:37:14

This week on Pop Uncultured, the continuation of last week's shenanigans! JY's theory that interracial relationships leads to comical cultural appropriation gives Mike the idea of woke plantations, and me the idea of sassy plantations full of thicc mamas. Slavery was wrong...but cmon. Who wouldn't want dozens of mouthy broads towing thousands of po…

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Latin+ | One Night in Chyna, Dad Dicks, and actual Daniel Day Lewis fanboying 1:34:23

2y ago1:34:23

1:34:23

This week on Pop Uncultured, Mike's got a story. Wanna know the scoop? Click the button that makes our voices happen and that scoop'll be all yours. Before that, though, 9 fake wrestlers (I mean fake fake wrestlers) scoop out Chyna's chonch. Beloved dead wrestler turned porn star takes to the squared circle for one final ride, and it's my sincerest…

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Ketchup and Mustard Bukkake | Real Life Peter Griffin, Shoenice, and another Tik Tok Trash Dump 1:32:59

2y ago1:32:59

1:32:59

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12th Trimester Abortion | Jake Novak, SlowPuke, and the Micro Wrestling Federation 2:00:40

2y ago2:00:40

2:00:40

This week on Pop Uncultured, more Tik Tok! This piece of junk filth app is crammed to the gills with subhuman homunculi of the lowest caste, and we just can't get enough of it. It's like getting free samples at the ice cream store. Sure, we could just go for a triple scoop of chocolate chip cookie dough out of the gate, but why not sample a bunch o…

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10/10 TikTok (The TikTard Olympics): 420althea, Sienna Keera, Nick Hibbits, PolyamFam, Caleb Robertson, and many more 2:31:52

2y ago2:31:52

2:31:52

This week on Pop Uncultured, we stop Asian hate! Or start it. I think we continue it, and by "we" I mean "Mike". But don't you worry, there's plenty more hate where that came from. JY, Mike, Draque, and Candy join me for the first ever TikTard Olympics. We all went off in secret to collect the freshest and finest of TikTok, and after scraping them …

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...and No One Thanked the Paramedics: Gabriel Storm TikTok, Sade, and the greatest musician who ever lived, Prince 1:27:20

2y ago1:27:20

1:27:20

This week on Pop Uncultured, a direct continuation of last week's music opinion war. Only 90's kids remember last week's episode, so if you weren't born during that decade I'll give you a brief recap. We watched furry porn, half finished a 90's kid quiz on Buzzfeed, and listened to the greatest song ever written, "Partyman" by Prince. On this episo…

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The Load Queen: Only 90's kids will get this episode 1:27:51

2y ago1:27:51

1:27:51

In this week's episode of Pop Uncultured, Mike's sorry for saying the n word! He should be damn ashamed of himself if you ask me. How you gon' just say that? That's a bad word, and bad words can get you detention. He's still got a bone to pick with the Asians though, and we can all agree that Canadians aren't worth the spurt of jizz that quickened …

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Black Noir Murder Mystery Part 2: Sims 4 is for girls, and the return of Amy Smith! 1:42:39

2y ago1:42:39

1:42:39

This week on Pop Uncultured, more frustration, anger, and failure! We pick up where we left off on last week's caper, the virtual escape room mystery known as Black Noir. But this time...we have a secret weapon. If you've listened to this show regularly, you can probably guess what it is (it's not the n word). Once we engage our "secret weapon", th…

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Black Noir Murder Mystery Part 1: Spoiler Alert Asians did it 1:33:57

2y ago1:33:57

1:33:57

This week on Pop Uncultured, a bad idea for a podcast! Too bad, I'm posting it anyway. Beggars can't be choosers, and it's not like anyone is begging for this dirt filth podcast about r words saying n words. Part 2 is funnier because we abandon all notion of earnest effort and proceed to not give a shit, even more than we don't give a shit by the e…

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Snip 'N Suck: Pokimane Thicc Butt Moments and Elderly BDSM 1:55:59

2y ago1:55:59

1:55:59

This week on Pop Uncultured, part 2 of porn-the-whole-time. This week's episode is a direct continuation of last week's episode, so I think we watch that old lady get scrubbed for a bit before a sizzle reel for oldnanny.com plays at the end. This, of course, directs us to the "Elderly BDSM" search term, due in large part to Mike's cunning subterfug…

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B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Balls: Grandma Preparation, Genital Piercings, and Dementia Porn 2:13:32

2y ago2:13:32

2:13:32

This week on Pop Uncultured, we've got ourselves a full house. JY, Mike, Draque, and Candy all join me in a five-way battle for comedy supremacy. And the winner? You, the audience. You don't know how good you got it, cretins. After a riveting analysis of homosexual mating patterns and preferences, we move on to Mike almost dipping his wick into the…

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Queer Reviewed: Granny Mae's Kitchen 1:23:35

2y ago1:23:35

1:23:35

This week on Pop Uncultured, we're coming in hot with part 2 of last week's recording. Mike and JY call me gay for the infinitesimal crime of jizzing while I shit. Um, sorry boys, but that's called homophobia. After talking about Shia Labeouf's penis some more, we move into a wild-eyed, full tilt looney tune nutbag by the name of Granny Mae. She's …

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Chinese Penis Trap: Fatal Wedding Disasters, Vegan TikTok Girl cries about eating fish, and Asian Chopjob 1:28:16

2y ago1:28:16

1:28:16

This week on Pop Uncultured, the first part of a 3 hour recording. Holy crow, we done did it again. We start off the show with an in depth discussion of shitting and our asses, quickly discovering that Mike and I are shit-size-queens after I lament the tragic, small shit I'd taken only an hour previous. JY joins us to recommend shit medicine to mak…

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Demi Moore? More like Demi (give me) Moore (little boys): YouTube Breastfeeding / Mommy Kissing videos, Recorder Tutorials from Mr. Bagg / naughty Asian ladies 1:58:04

2y ago1:58:04

1:58:04

This week on Pop Uncultured, lots of children getting kissed by older women! Only one of them is doing pedophilia, but they're still all uncomfortable, boy howdy. JY, Mike, and I get into the topic of Whoopi Goldberg somehow (I think it was my penchant for lusting after Rubenesque, dusky-complected ladies), which launches us onto Demi Moore and the…

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Glazed and Confused: Courtney Lynette, Lil Dicky (Dave season 1), Tit KOs, and Deer Decoy Sex 2:21:17

2+ y ago2:21:17

2:21:17

This week on Pop Uncultured, everyone is racist except me! I'm good-hearted and pure, and a firm, steadfast ally to the jinks and the coloreds! Even though they're racist and I'm not, I have JY and Mike join me to discuss many matters of great import, such as what's funnier: farts or balls? By the way, it's a special day because it marks our first …

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Gay or Nay? Tory Ojeda's Polygamy Pregnancy Jamboree 1:44:04

2+ y ago1:44:04

1:44:04

This week on Pop Uncultured, we're back! A few months ago JY and I hopped on Discord to chat, which resulted in - as it often does - finding some internet horseshit to be disgusted by. Like episode 1, we tripped and fell into an impromptu recording. We've come full circle. Speaking of coming full circle, there's this circle full of cum named Tory O…

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Where's My Penis Part 2: Where's My Ass? More Mike Warnke, and Nude Feminist Performance Art (courtesy of XFantazy.com) 2:00:01

2+ y ago2:00:01

2:00:01

This week on Pop Uncultured, the long awaited sequel to the smash hit Where's My Penis. Picking right up where we left off, 80s Christian Comic Mike Warnke takes a sharp left turn towards (spoiler alert) Satanism! Things go dark real quick, and we come to learn that Mike Warnke is a (self-proclaimed) reformed Satanist. Although we didn't get the fu…

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Where's My Penis? Part 1: Unicole Unicron's C*m Contest, and introducing the great Mike Warnke 1:47:43

2+ y ago1:47:43

1:47:43

This week on Pop Uncultured, boy howdy do we got a hot one! And I'm not just talking about the temperature of my seed. JY and I recorded for 4 hours and got into some serious shenanigans. After touching on the two major plot arcs for this show (my online dating failures and the quest to provide Unicult with swarthy, Latino twins), we are reminded o…

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An Injection of Vitamin D for Unicole Unicron (my future spacewife): Unicole's Quest for Twins, Tinder from a woman's POV, and Billie Eilish's knee team 2:39:18

3y ago2:39:18

2:39:18

This week on Pop Uncultured we commoditize my semen! It's been a long time coming, we all knew this was going to happen eventually. JY and Mike join me on a valiant quest to creampie an Amish man's orifices, and send his sweet little ass packing out California way to hand (or mouth or ass) deliver my most prized fluid: cum. If you think that just b…

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The Rapist Brothers' Juggling Jamboree: lala_sadii on TikTok, and the Tortuga Twins DVDs 1:56:36

3y ago1:56:36

1:56:36

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Stealing Gay Valor: Dram's First Date, Tinder/OKCupid/Bumble, Renaissance Fair chat 2:34:40

3y ago2:34:40

2:34:40

This week on Pop Uncultured, it finally happened. Did I go all the way? Tune in to find out, stupid. Besides that, we go straight up acoustic on this episode. I think we watch a 5 second video of Kirk Cousins almost botching his dumbass baby reveal, but there's no shortage of problematic comedy on this one. We discuss renaissance fair corsets and t…

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The Grand Imperial Witch of the Klu Klux Klam: Wendi Phan, 15 Proven Way to Kill Rats, Top 10 Weird Fruits, more Tinder junk and Chef Mike Neylan 2:19:43

3y ago2:19:43

2:19:43

This week on Pop Uncultured, we're black and better than ever! Actually, this was recorded like a month ago, before my brief sabbatical. Now that I've pressed the brakes on travelling, Renaissance Fairs, and woman-having, I'm back to saying naughty stuff into a microphone and putting it on the internet. I'm still going to try to have women*, though…

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The Silly Straw that Broke Milana's Back: Tinder and OKCupid, Demisexuals, Playing with Fire, Chef Mike Neylan Web Redemption, and LivePrudeGirls 1:52:25

3y ago1:52:25

1:52:25

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Lopsided Potty Bros (featuring the Comfortably Poor Podcast): Dram's Tinder Phase 1, Pros and Cons of Marrying a Millionaire 2:09:42

3y ago2:09:42

2:09:42

This week on Pop Uncultured, the quest for online love begins. Due to my complete ineptitude with courting dames and relationships in general, JY and I call in the big guns. Our old pal DJ Dan joins us with our new pal Adam in a futile attempt to get me smooching with the fairer sex. If I have any hope of holding hands with a lady again, I'll need …

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Deploying the Scandinavian Gay Army: Opie Radio, Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace, Randy Quaid, Probably Alexandra, and the Original Rhondels 2:38:02

3y ago2:38:02

2:38:02

This week on Pop Uncultured: Gay Army. Feminine men in a masculine world. Gay Army. Also we celebrate several deranged celebrities and their swiftly deteriorating mental health. Such has-beens as Opie Hughes, Randy Quaid, OJ Simpson, and Linda Blair are all featured in this week's compelling stack of garbage bags. Has-beens aside, we also sample th…

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Peanert Burter Crumblem Salad: Simply Sara Kitchen, Northern ASMR, Chef Mike Neylan (cookingguides), and Erotic Hypnosis 1:56:59

3y ago1:56:59

1:56:59

Recap is over at 11 minutes. This week on Pop Uncultured, a direct continuation of last week's descent into the wretched world of sexy-boy ASMR facsimile pussy eating and finger sucking. This dude Northern ASMR is a real piece of work, pardon my language. It's legitimately uncomfortable to watch and/or listen to. When I listened to WAP a few weeks …

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Ronny M.C. Donald's Fried Chicken: Chris Chan's Arrest, Ugly Boy by Die Antwoord, Femagigaphobia, Northern Whisper ASMR, and WWE Divas 1:58:57

3y ago1:58:57

1:58:57

This week on Pop Uncultured, we got part 1 of another thick chunk of ADHD-fueled content consumption. JY, Draque, and Candy join me in a quest to learn about claiming grandmas and oldmanbabies, which leads us naturally into South African idiot rappists Die Antwoord. We marvel at the agelessness and androgyny of the pale little vampire girl who, evi…

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Tit-Sexual Trojan Whores: Beshine, Maserati, and xHamster's Finest (Big_Tit_Addict and Duuude94) 2:15:00

3y ago2:15:00

2:15:00

This week on Pop Uncultured, more porn! Not gay porn this time, but somehow I feel more sullied. JY and I hit the wide world of xHamster in a one-on-one classic ep, and what we find is - as per usual - sickening. In our search for the biggest silly tits on the planet, we stumble across a "pornographer's" channel: Big_TIT_Addict. FYI the biggest aug…

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Dr. Dry Mouth Jackson MD (Ad Nauseam Podcast Reunion): Gay Porn, Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion, Trillville, jokingdotcom 2:52:15

3y ago2:52:15

2:52:15

This week on Pop Uncultured, the boys are back. The Ad Nauseam Podcast crew takes over and rides out into the fray once more to watch WAY too much gay porn. JY, Mike, and DJ Dan join me in the noble Pop Uncultured quest of rotting our minds and souls. At this point in the show's life, we've used an incredibly varied, highly lethal arsenal of YouTub…

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The Alcoholocaust: Simply Sara Kitchen, John Hinkley, Conway Twitty, Nelly Tiger Travis, Grave of the Fireflies 2:11:07

3y ago2:11:07

2:11:07

This week on Pop Uncultured, an incomplete description! I'm tired right now, listen to it.

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The First Gay Husband Making Fun of R Words Podcast: E Boys and E Girls TikTok Compilations (Chase Hudson, Autumn as a boy, neonpussi, I don't want to look the rest up), and That Vegan Teacher 1:37:47

3y ago1:37:47

1:37:47

This week on Pop Uncultured, we dive into E Boys and E Girls, non sexually (for the most part). Fresh off of the pain and trauma of seeing Nikocado Avocado's gaping butthole, we look for solace in soft, little sexy men. JY, Draque, and Candy join me on a journey of self-discovery where we learn many important things about ourselves. For instance, w…

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All Hail Queen Unicole, Long May Xe Reign: Unicole Unicron, Nikocado Avocado, Eskimo OnlyFans, and WolfLord5000 1:54:39

3y ago1:54:39

1:54:39

This week on Pop Uncultured: triumph! I could go into detail here, but we discuss the ever-loving sh*t out of it during the first half of the episode. Suffice it to say, longtime favorite of the show and the Glorious Leader of Unicult acknowledged us. Us! Dimwitted vagabonds spewing vocal filth into our microphones. More than acknowledgment, she ph…

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Labia Majora's Mask and 69/11 (never forget): Spongebob Rule 34, SAILOR MOON 4 LIFE, and Brian K Scott 1:45:55

3y ago1:45:55

1:45:55

This week on Pop Uncultured, a sequel! We pick up right where we left off with JY, Draque, and Candy last week - something about ADHD Voltron - and dive right back into Jeffrey Dahmer's special nephew, SAILOR MOON 4 LIFE, and the epic battle between Sailor Mars and Randy Orton for the honor of Queen Beryl, queen of the Negaverse and the Dark Kingdo…

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Adolf Hipster's Haunted Hotel: Racial Slur Wikipedia, SAILOR MOON 4 LIFE, the Black Monarch Hotel, and the Queen of the Negaverse 1:39:08

3y ago1:39:08

1:39:08

This week on Pop Uncultured, conversations fly off (and on) the handle at a record pace. JY, Draque, and Candy join me to create a Voltron of ADHD, where we cover everything from Jewish burial ground hotels, demonic possessions, astral projection, our personalized racial slurs, proper strip club pants, cowboy hat daggering, chocolate babka, Donald …

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