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Chinese Penis Trap: Fatal Wedding Disasters, Vegan TikTok Girl cries about eating fish, and Asian Chopjob
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This week on Pop Uncultured, the first part of a 3 hour recording. Holy crow, we done did it again. We start off the show with an in depth discussion of shitting and our asses, quickly discovering that Mike and I are shit-size-queens after I lament the tragic, small shit I'd taken only an hour previous. JY joins us to recommend shit medicine to make me shit more and better, so that the next time I shit I'll shit more better. Shit.
After discussing JY's impending passionless court room wedding and his diabolical gaslighting proposal techniques, we steer the podcast in a more romantic direction by having a lengthy discussion about weddings. Sure, it's about weddings where tragedy befalls one or many of the guests/party, usually fatal in nature, but hey...nobody's perfect. I shit out of my asshole just like you pal.
There's also this little vegan girl on TikTok who cries about having to eat fish, because her doctor told her she'd probably die of tuberculosis if she didn't eat some dang meat for crying out loud. She fake cries and eats the fish with chopsticks, which brings us to the main event courtesy of Mike: chopstick handjobs. Christ only knows how we haven't thought of this concept sooner, but here we are, better late than never. The chopjob itself is unsatisfying and mildly farcical, but the lady proceeds to give this man a bruisin like you can't believe, continuing to punish his deep sea beast penis after the bell. It hurt us all, I hope it hurts you too.
I shat a lot today so I'm in a good mood. Smash that like button.
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