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Stand Up Close And Personal is three open mic comedians from Orlando, Florida discussing all things comedy. How do you write jokes? How do you deal with a heckler? What do you do if you're bombing? Nick Pupo, Tom Feeney, and Clay Robertson have no idea. However, they do their best to sound like they know what they're talking about.
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Thought-provoking and inspiring conversations with thought leaders who are doing their part to make the world a better place.
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Have you ever sat around with your friends swapping crazy hypotheticals, bizarre scenarios, and impossible FMKs? “Here’s The Scenario” is a comedy podcast hosted by Mike Cannon, Mike Feeney, and Brendan Sagalow - three New York City comedians and best friends. In each episode, they tackle moral dilemmas, hypotheticals, and quandaries big and small presented by each other and the fans. Listen as they attempt to navigate a comedy obstacle course that YOU help create. Submit your scenarios on o ...
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Ep 8 - A Letter From The Prez (W/ Dan Donohue)
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Dan Donohue is in the house. Orcs are the ultimate form of man, front row with an Eyepatch and cotton-eyed joe wedding. Aloped from behind. Dylan basks in a statement and Momala addresses the podcast. Tom’s gotta get her flowers or Dan will. There's a pilot prick. Tom hits bmw, Dan smashes a porche and a dog scrunches a squirrel. Tom and Dylan's Mi…
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Ep 7 - Mom-O, Dad & Daddy Jr. (w/ Monique Moreau)
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Pocket vodka and a relapse over ice. Dumbo Columbo. Please, I just need to read that book one more time. Excuse me, you’re confusing me with a Wide Receiver. Dog sitted? Dog Seated? Straightest guys in the world. That dog needs a Blue Chew. More of a fat bast*rd these days. Connor McGregor’s training tips. Get me some water, waterboy. Kinda like Ha…
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Ep 6 - Multiple Time Losers (w/ Clark Franzman)
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Hans pops in to help explain the audio botch (Clark around min 25!) and Louie mounts Dylan. There is a prepared statement. Too bad there’s not a rehab for losers. Two time losers can fix a broken window. More lead in Clark’s house than president trump. Clarks an honorary Avenues gang member. Kids are beholden to no laws, Tom’s frazzled today. Girls…
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Ep 5 - The Minion Switch (with Will Sennett)
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From the twisted *** of our parents come... Dylan and Tom! The true test of character is how someone treats minions. Banana? This guy rules. Dylan and Tom get a boyfriend! Lottie is a free spirit (and mad at Tom). Opening line? Voice memo dog pant, of course! Field flirting is yucky. Listen beautiful lady, I’m busy talkin to my boys! Continental Wi…
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Ep 4 - Plain Janes n' Pit Stains (with Hans Kulla-Mader)
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Tom can’t middle, Jackbook pro sparks outrage, what do you want… a poop sandwich? Don’t fight Hans, he’s a biter. Steward, Stuart or Stewart? Did someone ask for comedy? Well here’s a Victor Krum impression. Dance, Dance Revolution star Kurt Fuhckedman! Dada is a little too goo goo. Sandwich Idea! Slumdog was the luckiest millionaire EVER. Thanks f…
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Ep 3 - Tom-O-Philes (with AJ O'Connell)
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What's up pals, this one has some dang sizzle to it. Ignore the first 15 seconds of audio quality while I get the mics going. AJ O'Connell tried to help us name the podcast before we settled on Milk Time. A Schlemiel is the idiot who spills, a Schlimazel is the dingus that gets spilled upon. Every podcast has someone who edits the pod (Milan Patel,…
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Dylan smashes at Sellout (Full set available on YouTube), Biden is an old horse that needs to be put down, you can clean a belly easier than you can clean a sheet(s).. There’s some yuckie talk about Jackbook Pros and Self Pleasure in this one, please love yourself and be kind. It's Lottie Day but never Tom Day, The boys had poopoo problems when you…
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Lottie has a hemorrhoid, Dylan is shredded, Tom doesn’t care about jazz, the guys decide to be actors (and do nothing about it), beef bourguignon is the towns watering hole, Dylan’s has his own Bazinga, There’s a pod raffle!! Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become…
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Terry Tucker: Unlocking Your Extraordinary Potential
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Terry Tucker: Unlocking Your Extraordinary Potential Terry Tucker is a sought-after speaker who believes in the power of a good story to motivate, inspire, and encourage others to lead their uncommon and extraordinary lives. By combining his eleven-year cancer journey with his diverse business, athletic coaching, and law enforcement expertise, he d…
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Cappi Pidwell: Unleashing the Power of the Subconscious Mind
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Cappi Pidwell: Unleashing the Power of the Subconscious Mind Cappi Pidwell is a Master of NLP & Hypnotherapy. As a Professional Speaker. Author Mindset Strategist, and Product Developer, she has been coaching and consulting audiences, corporations, associations, business owners, and Entrepreneurs on how to get rapid results with her mindset program…
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Mark Williams' new book “The Connected Species: How understanding the evolution of our brain can change the world” is a #1 Best Seller. Mark has worked with thousands of students, teachers, health professionals, and company directors keen to understand how their brain works, how to perform optimally and maintain a healthy brain. He runs programs on…
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Reneau Peurifoy: Why You Feel the Way You Do
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Reneau Peurifoy holds a master’s degree in counseling and is the author of four books: “Why You Feel the Way You Do,” "Anxiety, Phobias, and Panic: Taking Charge and Conquering Fear", "Overcoming Anxiety: From Short-Term Fixes to Long-Term Recovery", and "Anger: Taming the Beast." Reneau was in private practice for twenty years as a marriage and fa…
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The final episode. Thank you all for listening. We love you! *** FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ScenarioPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ScenarioPod Website: https://thelaughbutton.com/podcasts/heres-the-scenario FOLLOW THE HOSTS: Mike Feeney Instagram, Twitter, TikTok: @…
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#143 - Live From Skankfest with Chris Distefano, Jordan Jensen, Jeremiah Watkins, Steve Rannazzisi, Tom Dustin
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We went live from Skankfest Vegas with special guests, Chris Distefano, Jordan Jensen, Jeremiah Watkins, Steve Rannazzisi, and Tom Dustin. *Recorded by GaS Digital (so we're sorry about the quality)* FOLLOW CHRIS: Instagram: @chrisdcomedy Twitter: @chrisdcomedy YouTube: @chrisdcomedy FOLLOW JORDAN: Instagram: @jordanjensenlolstop FOLLOW JEREMIAH: I…
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This conversation is with someone I have literally known for my entire life. We actually grew up together, and while we have gone on to forge our own paths in life, we reconnected for this conversation where she provides so many nuggets of wisdom that you're probably going to want to take some notes.She's an ex-corporate girl turned online marketin…
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This week, we're addressing some glaring issues amongst the three of us. We also discuss recent bad shows, Cannon's Radio City recap, and Brendan bullied an old lady. *** FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ScenarioPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ScenarioPod Website: https://…
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Merrick Rosenberg: Navigating the Skies of Leadership
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My guest today co-founded Team Builders Plus, one of the first team building companies in the United States, back in 1991. In 2012, he reinvented how people learn about themselves through the personality styles and started his second company, Take Flight Learning. He is the author of five books about tapping into the power of your personality, incl…
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#141 - Live From Algonquin Arts Theatre in Manasquan, New Jersey
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We did a live podcast at the Algonquin Arts Theatre in Manasquan, New Jersey on September 16th - and a couple fell asleep during it. We answer questions from the audience about professional wrestling, climate change, and our worst crowd reactions. *** FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitt…
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#140 - Hat on a Hat (But Seriously, We’re Ending the Podcast)
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This week, we address Cannon's announcement on Jim and Sam. We discuss the future of the podcast, road rage, and tarot readings. *** FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ScenarioPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ScenarioPod Website: https://thelaughbutton.com/podcasts/heres-the-…
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We're feeling existential this week so we discuss whether or not we'll retire, the future of our careers, and what we really think about fans who neg us. *** Want to work with us? Email scenariopodproducer@gmail.com. FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heresthescenariopod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ScenarioPod Patreon: https:/…
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Robert Kesten: Human Rights and Social Equality
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My guest today has worked globally promoting the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and furthering democracy. His work has taken many forms including writing and producing an award winning documentary on learning about the Holocaust at the Concentration Camps in Poland, Working on the Ghanaian Constitution, coordinating and producing events lead…
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#138 - Mike Feeney Escaped a Robbery
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We're back, it's hot, and above all - it's tense. Do you guys even like us anymore? What did we ever do to you? Well, we aren't doing questions in this episode. Instead, we discuss Rugrats trauma, how Feeney escaped a robbery, the breakup of Portland band Gaytheist, and Mike Calta's Comedy Circus. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater…
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My guest for this episode was at the top of my list of people I wanted to interview when I embarked on this crazy endeavor of creating a podcast--and she's proof that if you ask, the answer might just be a resounding YES! She embodies everything about my mission with this show, and I guarantee you: She'll have some significant tools to improve your…
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We're reunited for the first time in weeks, so we're catching each other up on the crazy stuff that's been going on. Feeney vandalized someone's car, Cannon and Brendan fought a kid, and one of us may be going to jail. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? …
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My guest today is a Silicon Valley-based entrepreneur, investor, and policy advisor. He is also the author of Containing Big Tech: How to Protect Our Civil Rights, Economy, and Democracy. He was the founder and CEO of Centrify, a leading cybersecurity cloud provider that amassed over two thousand enterprise customers, including over 60 percent of t…
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#136 - Geoffrey Asmus Broke Both His Arms
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Geoffrey Asmus joins us to discuss the best bionic body parts, scientology, and the weirdest thing he had in his childhood home. Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 in college. Soon after Geoffrey was selected as a ‘New Face’ performer at Just For Laughs Montreal and featured on FOX’s ‘Laughs’ and Kev…
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This conversation is with someone who was part of the inspiration for this show. I had gone to one of her events when she was in Los Angeles, and I asked her if she would be on my show. She graciously obliged, and our conversation has been among my most memorable. I was incredibly nervous when we recorded this interview (which you can actually hear…
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A very sunburned Steve Rannazzisi joins us to discuss spartans and ninjas, prom night stories, and getting out of jury duty. Steve Rannazzisi starred and wrote alongside Katie Aselton, Mark Duplass, Nick Kroll, Jonathan Lajoie, and Paul Scheer on the critically acclaimed FX Network comedy series, The League. In addition to his television and film r…
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#134 - Jared Freid Plans His Funeral
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Jared Freid joins us this week to plan our funerals and predict what we'd get arrested for. We also discuss reboots of our favorite movies that we'd like to star in. Watch Jared's new special on Netflix "37 & Single" - out now! Jared Freid is a stand-up comedian based out of New York City, with a strong focus on dating and relationships. He has per…
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Bridging the Political Divide - Part 3 (Susan)
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When I started the show back in 2015, Donald Trump was a mere blip on the political radar, and the political landscape wasn’t nearly as tumultuous as it has become in 2023. Through the political chaos in the US and a once in a lifetime pandemic, I took a break from the show for a while because I wasn’t sure what I wanted to say, or how to use a pla…
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Bridging the Political Divide - Part 2 (Angela)
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When I started the show back in 2015, Donald Trump was a mere blip on the political radar, and the political landscape wasn’t nearly as tumultuous as it has become in 2023. Through the political chaos in the US and a once in a lifetime pandemic, I took a break from the show for a while because I wasn’t sure what I wanted to say, or how to use a pla…
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#133 - Gordon Ramsay Makes Us Cook for Our Lives
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We’re giving you the gift of no guests this week and discussing sports celebrations, stealing coffee, and eating appetizers for every meal. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? Email scenariopodproducer@gmail.com. FOLLOW THE SHOW: Instagram: https://www.in…
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Bridging the Political Divide - Part 1 (Melissa)
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Hi. It’s been a minute. If you’ve been subscribed to the show, thanks for sticking with me, and I hope this episode is a welcome return to your podcast feed. If you’re a new subscriber—welcome, and thanks for joining. When I started the show back in 2015, Donald Trump was a mere blip on the political radar, and the political landscape wasn’t nearly…
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Think Outside the Lines with Shawn Feeney (Trailer)
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#132 - Tommy Pope and Chris O’Connor Fight About Food
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Tommy Pope and Chris O'Connor of the Stuff Island podcast return to the studio! We discuss funerals, crime, mole people, and dog attacks. Also in this episode, Brendan tries to get Tommy to like him. Check out our previous episode with Stuff Island: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jordan-by-westbrook-with-tommy-pope-chris-oconnor/id1549803785…
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#131 - Jim Norton Is Getting Replaced by an Evil Clone
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The one and only Jim Norton joins us to discuss survival shows, fighting kids, and getting replaced by evil clones. We also plot how we'd destroy the earth. Known for his aggressive style, his love of controversial subjects, and his hatred of Derek Jeter, comedian Jim Norton has earned a fanatical following thanks to his busy touring schedule and h…
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#130 - Luke Mones Confronts Brendan Sagalow
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Friend of the show Luke Mones joins us and immediately confronts Brendan about his behavior at a Greek Easter party. This opens a can of worms and everyone airs their grievances with Brendan. We also discuss the perfect 4th of July meal, changing the endings of movies, and our worst birthday stories. Luke Mones is a comedian. Luke wrote and starred…
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#129 - ChatGPT Wrote an Episode of Our Podcast
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Ahead of the trends as always, we had ChatGPT write an episode of our podcast! We also read AI generated movie scripts including a mob thriller, a horror, a murder mystery, and a heroic rescue of the OceanGate submersible. We also perform our ChatGPT generated stand-up sets. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.alg…
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#128 - Chris Gethard Fought off Muggers With Ninja Weapons
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The great Chris Gethard joins us in studio to tell his traumatic story from the New York City blackout. We also discuss Jersey diners, fighting animals on drugs, and ninja weapons. Chris Gethard is a comedian, actor, and author based out of New Jersey. He’s the host of the Beautiful/Anonymous podcast, the former host of the underground cult classic…
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The "Jehovah Boy" Doug Smith joins us today to share school suspension stories, brainstorm our stage names, and discuss if we'd defend a World Cup goal for 10 million dollars. Doug Smith is a New York comic who has appeared on CONAN, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Kevin Hart’s LOL Network, and This Is Not Happening on Comedy Central. He also…
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#126 - Matteo Lane Shares His Glow-Up Secrets
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Matteo Lane joins us to debate pasta vs pizza, and whether or not we'd drink tuna water for 5 million dollars. We also play "The Bachelor" and perform a rendition of "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from The Little Mermaid. Named one of Variety’s Top Ten Comics to Watch, stand up comedian Matteo Lane performs to sold out crowds all over the world. He has s…
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The boys are back together and the city is engulfed in smoke. We discuss Bert Kreischer's new movie "The Machine," writing the script to our future, and Feeney shows off some dollar bill conspiracies. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? Email scenariopodp…
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Our beloved Michael T. Feeney is out today caring for his sick family. In his absence, Cannon and Sagalow play their version of "The Dating Game," revealing the first time they hung out, their initial impressions of each other, and their shared pet peeve. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calen…
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#123 - Usama Siddiquee Is Trapped in a Japanese Hotel Room
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Comedian Usama Siddiquee joins us to discuss the benefits of a third leg, the side effects of super powers, and how to escape a Japanese hotel room. SUPPORT USAMA: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/UsamaStandsUp PODCASTS: Mango Bae w/ Pranav Behari Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mango-bae…
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#122 - Joe List Sniffed Jerry Seinfeld’s Hand
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This week's guest is Joe List! We discuss how to take down a chimpanzee and what we'd do after possessing someone. Brendan shows off his new Trump impression (and more). Also in this episode, Joe tells us about the time he sniffed Jerry Seinfeld's hand, and when he got trapped in conversation with Paul McCartney. SUPPORT JOE: Instagram: https://www…
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#121 - Kyle Kinane Has 24 Hours to Escape the Country
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Today's guest is the one and only Kyle Kinane! We rehash the last time we all saw each other (and Kyle was insanely high). We share stories of skipping school and car accidents, plus we plot how we'd flee the country after being framed for a crime. SUPPORT KYLE: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kylekinane/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kylekinan…
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#120 - Michael Turner Saw a Drug Deal at a Knicks Game
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Michael Turner joins us this week and says he witnessed a drug deal at a Knicks playoff game. We also discuss the longest we could stay awake without stimulants, who would be the best desert island buddy, and Brendan recaps his rap battle from New York Comedy Festival. SUPPORT MICHAEL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/turnercomedy/ Twitter: htt…
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#119 - Mike Cannon’s Tragic Letter to Louis C.K.
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This week, we come up with our DJ call signs and autobiography taglines. Feeney tries to manipulate everyone. Cannon reads an embarrassing email he sent to Louis CK. *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? Email scenariopodproducer@gmail.com. FOLLOW THE SHOW:…
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It's Christmas in April! This week, we're going back in time. Feeney reads his 8-year-old Christmas list, and Cannon reads a pros and cons list his wife made in middle school. Yay vulnerability! *** Get tickets to see us at Algonquin Arts Theater in NJ: https://www.algonquinarts.org/calendar.php?id=280 Want to work with us? Email scenariopodproduce…
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#117 - Mark Normand Got Thrown off a Horse
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The one and only Mark Normand joins us today and tells us about his most dangerous animal encounter, the time he got way too high on edibles, and what he'd do if he woke up as a chimpanzee in New York City. Also in this episode, Brendan tells an insane story about meeting Bam Margera, and Cannon bombs in front of Dave Chappelle. Mark has done a One…
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