Best Usama Siddiquee Podcasts (2024)

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The Boys Get Into The DMs w/ Usama Siddiquee 49:15

1M ago49:15

49:15

The hilarious Usama Siddiquee drops in to guest host with Geoffrey on the road. Off the top, Usama comes in and tests Drago’s knowledge, describes the types of smartness out there, and calls Alex the Jackie Chan of comedy. As always, the boys jump in on your Patreon questions which leads to conversations of parents and songs that bring you back. In…

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The Boys Go Prude w/ Lucas Zelnick 49:42

2d ago49:42

49:42

With Geoffrey on the road, social media phenom and host of the Can I Go Home Now podcast, Lucas Zelnick, joins to guest host this week. Right off the bat, Drago asks Lucas whether it’s okay to hook up with your neighbor. Lucas talks about Israel and Palestine and the impact of 9/11 while growing up in New York City. He also shares how he helped sta…

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282: Chicago Ganglord Shaunak Godkhind 35:46

2d ago35:46

35:46

Shaunak comes on the pod and we all have a grand old time discussing Australian history, Zager and Evans, American Project, and lots of other goofy tings.

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The Boys Can’t Beat The Heat 56:02

9d ago56:02

56:02

With the summer heat here in spring, Drago comes in hot, sharing a classic tale from a recent Don’t Tell show in Connecticut. With the AC unit breaking hours before the event, the sweltering temperatures made Drago sulk as bad as ever before stepping on stage. The hilarious Bobby Condon calls in to confirm the tale and just how bad Alex’s temperame…

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281: BJP Meltdown! 35:53

9d ago35:53

35:53

The boys return after a triumphant trip out west--Pranav won some awards, usama smashed his Netflix is A Joke festival show and narrowly averts a massive health crisis hint hint. Also: Indian RWers start spiraling when things don't go their way; Indian libs continue being r-worded and run victory laps around their dismal showing in the Lok Sabha el…

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280: Jeet on Jeet Violence 33:12

16d ago33:12

33:12

The title says it all. Also, Pranav's mom sends a chilling warning to Mango Bae, then we call her to confront her, and much more!

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The Boys Do Backdoor Math 55:24

17d ago55:24

55:24

The boys drag out the whiteboard so Geoff can test Drago on his long division skills, and boy, do things get interesting. Meanwhile, Geoff scores an impressive 8.5 out of 10 on trivia questions provided by a Patron. Before the episode, Alex catches up on the news, and Geoff gets to witness Drago's eyes being opened to the world. Drago also shares w…

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279: Hindu Stories with Vishnu Vaka! 38:52

24d ago38:52

38:52

We sit down with hilarious comedian Vishnu Vaka! We talk Mahabharat and goofy Indians. Super fun time, check it out!!!!!

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The Boys Leave The Door Open 1:03:36

24d ago1:03:36

1:03:36

Ladies and gentlemen, Geoff is back (and rockin’ a sweet beard). Alex kicks things off, flexing his brain muscles by referencing some Nicomachean Ethics. Geoff helps Drago by swiping through his Hinge to find him the right match in the area. And, Alex shares quite possibly the most riveting 12-minute tale about leaving a door open, proving he’s the…

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278: Iran vs Israel?! 33:19

1M ago33:19

33:19

We talk Iran and Israel going at it a little bit!! It's a very will they wont they in the Middle East rn, Full convo on PATREON at patreon.com/mangobae, we love y'all!

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The Boys Forget The Alamo 55:42

1M ago55:42

55:42

Geoff’s back after attending the Netflix Is A Joke Festival (and meeting with some Hollywood execs), and Drago teaches him something! You’ve got to listen to learn about the college athlete loophole from Alex's school days. And, we hear exactly what crimes the boys would commit if they knew they could get away with it. This week on the Patreon, we’…

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277: Malala, Hillary, Shogun, Gaza 27:14

1M ago27:14

27:14

We talk: Shogun, Malala collabing with Hillary Clinton, Gaza, and lost more--FULL EP ON PATREON!

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The Boys Get GOATED w/ Tommy Bayer 52:43

1M ago52:43

52:43

With Geoff traveling this week, you’re listening to the ‘Welcome to You’re Actually Kinda Smart Dude’ podcast with Tommy Bayer—ONE OF OUR BEST GUEST HOST EPISODES OF ALL TIME. Before he jets off to Europe for his non-existential-crisis trip, the GOATED Tommy swings by to ask Drago, “How are you doing?” Alex is moving into a new apartment and Tommy …

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276: Going Shikhandin on Modi 31:17

1M ago31:17

31:17

Transgender candidate Hemangi Sakhi runs to the right of Modi, some Mahabharata madness--tricky moral tests, transgenderism, karna, and more on the Patreon!

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The Boys Get Confronted 55:28

2M ago55:28

55:28

Coming in high, the boys talk about some wild tales from recent trips on the road. They also share stories about getting confronted by the boyfriends of women they’re flirting with. Alex buries the lead on hanging with a woman from TikTok. And, is it possible that Jalen Brunson knows Drago?? Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE…

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Gettin' Ridhi With It 35:19

2M ago35:19

35:19

Riddhi Patel goes ham for Palestine and much more--Patreon for full content.

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274: Uppity Browns and the MUSLIM WORLD 29:26

2M ago29:26

29:26

The guardian's super sexy article about India's assassination program, Pakistani army training their national cricket team, fascist fashion, Pranav leans into his curmudgeonly ways, and his unpopular but 100% true take on what's happening in the middle east. Full ep on patreon. We love you.

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The Boys Get Gifts w/ John Kennedy 49:42

2M ago49:42

49:42

With Geoff on the road, Alex is joined by 24 year-old wunderkind, and North Dakota native, John Kennedy. You can find Mr. Kennedy performing across the country and as host of the podcast ‘Can I Go Home Now?’ For his second time on the pod, John comes bearing gifts for the boys before jumping into talking about sports betting, stealing from other co…

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273: Transgender Imams in Bangladesh, Bro 40:26

2M ago40:26

40:26

Pranav and Usama talk about their respective acting gigs and a new. mosque for Hijras (transgender folk) in Bangladesh OF ALL PLACES WOW! Full ep is on the Patreon go over there and get it!

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The Boys Date A Zionist 54:36

2M ago54:36

54:36

The boys are back in a new studio. Alex begins by sharing a hall-of-fame-worthy story about his date with someone who thinks Geoff is anti-Semitic. We’re taking bets on the NBA playoffs, talking about Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and creating the Cancel Everyone Music Festival. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKL…

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Tim Smith Guest Hosts 47:33

2M ago47:33

47:33

We got the great Tim Smith in the building! This week we critique a listeners hinge profile; discuss the art of thirst traps; late people; cheap people; the insta algorithm; and growing alone through it all we remain the only funny podcast

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272: Living in the Shadow of a Legend ft. Dr. Ashish Behari 40:52

2M ago40:52

40:52

Pranav's brother, Dr. Ashish Behari, is on the pod. They discuss the anomaly of him being an alpha male Indian in America before there were any such role models, stories from when they were kids, him being an amazing brother and human being, and lots lots lotsa fun stuff--FULL EPISODE ON PATREON!

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The Return of Geoffrey 55:26

3M ago55:26

55:26

(AUDIO EDITED) The kid is back folks! After a month off, Geoff graces us with his presence. We talk about his european tour, american food vs euro food, drago goes bar hopping by himself, gets into a fight with a friend on vacation, and has a weird experience with a comic in minneapolis. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast…

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271: Pajeeting the Baltimore Bridge Crash 44:51

3M ago44:51

44:51

We talk about how Americans IMMEDIATELY pounced like a bengal tiger when they heard Indians were aboard the cargo ship that destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge, American tourists terrorizing the Caribbean, reggae music, Usama getting a gift, it's a fun one---FULL EP ON PATREON

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A woman guest hosts the pod (W/Lili Michelle) 48:31

3M ago48:31

48:31

It's womens month every month on the pod. Geoff is still out of town and on the road, but the pod must go on. We got Lili Michelle, a fantastic comic who tours with Shane Gillis. Lili is about to leave NYC for Austin so we had her on to wax poetic about her 11 years in NYC. We also answered listener questions, got deep into psychology, and tried to…

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Ayan Serves Chai, The Juggernaut Takedown, and More 30:18

3M ago30:18

30:18

We're joined by ouir buddy Ayan Sanyal of Kolkota Chai company to discuss his breathrough business, the struggles and triumphs of being a founder, the Business Insider hit piece on the Juggernaut, and more! Hit the Patreon for full episode!

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Jay Shetty Gets Soft Cancelled and More w. Brittany Carney 45:07

3M ago45:07

45:07

Our good friend Brittany Carney sits down with us to discuss the Guardian's takedown of ISKCON Don/Self-help Guru to the stars Jay Shetty. Full ep is on patreon!

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Tucker Brookshire Guest hosts 46:26

3M ago46:26

46:26

Geoff is still in Europe so we had to grab another Guest host! Today we've got an old Chicago buddy and content king, Tucker Brookshire. Drago and Tucker started together in the 2nd city and have a good old-fashioned hang. We talk TikTok, getting rejected, sliding into DMs, inside baseball on the industry, and get pretty vulnerable on mental health…

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268: More Mahabharat, Dying in Costa Rica, and Inter-Abrahamic Warfare! 30:19

3M ago30:19

30:19

Go to Patreon for the full mess!

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Mike Recine returns as guest host 46:32

3M ago46:32

46:32

Geoffrey is in Europe doing god knows what so we had to get the best in the biz, Mike Recine to fill in! We talk cooking, fatherhood, the comedy game, relationships and of course Izzy P. We also answer listener questions! Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

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The Boys Get a Guest Host W/Tommy Bayer 45:40

4M ago45:40

45:40

It finally happened, gang. The boys are not together this week. Geoff has to prep for his European tour so he couldn't join us. But fear not, we’ve got the incredible Tommy Bayer of twitter fame to fill in. Tommy is a hilarious comic and we’ve got a banger of an episode for ya. We talk communism, meeting women on twitter, how vain NYC comedy can be…

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266: Mughals, Modi, the Gulf!, and Usama on Colbert! 37:06

4M ago37:06

37:06

Mughals, timelines of Indian history, conversions, and Modi doing victory laps in the gulf, different aspects of Hindutva, Usama killing it on his Colbert appearance., mahabharat stuff.

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The Boys bring back Maddie Wiener 56:57

4M ago56:57

56:57

This week the boys welcome back comedy assassin Maddie Wiener. Truly one of the best doing it in New York City right now. We're grateful she came back on. We talk about Maddie's recent meteoric rise to fame, Shane Gillis' SNL episode, mental health, and Alex's recent rejection from (potentially) the love of his life. Maddie and Alex also examine ea…

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Episode 265: Rahat Fateh AlI Khan Whoops His Student?! 33:23

4M ago33:23

33:23

Renowned singer Rahat Fateh Ali Khan brings the beat down on his student?! Mango Bae investigates!

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264: India Saves Pakistan and Usama Becomes Hindu 33:07

4M ago33:07

33:07

Usama becomes Hindu, Mahabharat talk, cow stanning, and India rescuing Pakistani sailors from Somali pirates.

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The Boys Talk to a Brit W/Simon Fraser 55:02

4M ago55:02

55:02

This week we have a special guest and hilarious comic, Simon Fraser. Simon hails from London, went to Yale and is now one of the fastest rising stars in America. We talk about Simon’s time at Yale and how he got rejected from 27 clubs, compare European food to American food, and predictably give Drago a World War 2 lesson. We also talk the difficul…

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263: Punjabi Drag Race 27:51

5M ago27:51

27:51

Joe get's recognized as the white voice of Mango Bae, a Punjabi couple shows us what true loves is, Pranav's parents react to Stavros' comedy special. Patreon is where it's at.

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The Boys Go To North Carolina 52:50

5M ago52:50

52:50

This week the boys recap their trip to Raleigh, NC. Drago gets mad at another woman (predictably), Geoffs fans, and Airplane bathrooms. Geoff tries to explain to Drago why Paris is better than Orlando and goes to yoga! We FINALLY catch up on a bunch of listener questions (some great ones btw). Drago explains how he fumbled the bad with an ex and th…

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The Boys Get Geographic 57:59

5M ago57:59

57:59

Drago squashes a beef with a famous comic and Geoff chronicles his time in Oklahoma! We grab Geoffs globe and Drago get's another lesson in geography. The boys argue about karoake, elton john, and if pedophiles are actually bad people. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

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262: Hindus vs. Muslims III 36:35

5M ago36:35

36:35

Oh yah, the Ram Janmabhoomi temple inauguration, Usama making spicy communal Hindu-Muslim content, differing historical timelines of the subcontinent. Gay. Full samosa on Patreon.

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The Boys Get Horny Again 54:54

5M ago54:54

54:54

This week the boys are a little too horny in the first 10 min but we move on to the hard hitting stuff. Geoff goes to the west coast and complains about mall comedy clubs. Geoff quizzes Alex on “are you smarter than a 5th grader” Questions. Then Alex Quizzes Geoff on high school questions. THEN we answer some great listener questions Through it all…

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261: Party Foulers w/ Neko White 31:50

5M ago31:50

31:50

Neko and Usama talk about a recent party where usama gets accused of anti-semitism, other guests annoy them, his anime obsession, and more. Full ep on Patreon! Along with archived episodes, early access, and an invite to our discord server where you control the fate of the podcast!

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The Boys Celebrate MLK Day 53:13

5M ago53:13

53:13

This week Alex teaches Geoffrey all he knows about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Geoffrey nods politely and just listens for once. Next week we interview the FBI agent who took out the good doctor. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MON…

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Nikki Haley is The Worst 32:03

5M ago32:03

32:03

Full episode on PATREON! along with bonus content, early access, and lots more :) Pranav discusses how we ratioed a leading presidential candidate on X when he had less than 100 follows (follow him there @pranahaha), the Maldives vs. India Lakshadweep dispute, Sheikh Hasina remaining in power, and a special tribute to our friend and past Mango bae …

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259: Pali-Maxxing on main with Aaron Mate 36:17

5M ago36:17

36:17

We hang out with our buddy Aaron Mate (Grayzone, Democracy Now) to talk about his evolution as a political journo, what's happening in Gaza, Twitter lore instigated by Pranav, and more!

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The Boys Talk Climate Change 55:26

5M ago55:26

55:26

This week the boys get existential. Geoffrey is in a bad mood so you know he floods Alex with apocalyptic facts about the rapid descent of Western civilization. And Alex doesn't really seem to care. Touche Alex. Touche. Geoffrey's mysterious illness continues as well. The boys also argue about what candy is best (Reeses no question) and the boys an…

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The Boy Start 2024 Right 57:24

6M ago57:24

57:24

The boys are back in a big way. Finally. The masses have been salivating for content and here it is. Straight from Geoffrey's beautiful and spacious Brooklyn apartment. The old studio shut down and the boys were forced to pivot. But we thrive in the adversity. We shine when our backs are against the wall. Who is writing this? Why is it so bizarrely…

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258: Bombing in Brooklyn/Khalistan 33:54

6M ago33:54

33:54

We've re-branded into a gay podcast. We talk about Vivek and how Nikki looks like Jay Leno. Usama bombing at certain Brooklyn venues in front of fans. Khalistan heating up. Full ep on Patreon!

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257: NIMESH IS DOING MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! 31:13

6M ago31:13

31:13

You heard it--first go buy tickets to Nimesh's show at the Garden, then go subscribe to the patreon for the full convo. We love you.

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The Boys Go To Chicago w/John Gasper 53:59

6M ago53:59

53:59

This week the boys welcome back their beautiful and horny friend John Gasper from the comfy confines of the Zanies green room in Chicago. Alex and Geoffrey discuss the horrifying show they had on Monday where a woman heckled Geoffrey in a way he won't soon forget. John dispenses marital knowledge on our unmarried hosts. And the boys try to convince…

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