Adam and Taylor share an important announcement from the administration, Midwestern parents storm into Mexico ready to wholeheartedly accept anyone their daughter is dating, Brandon might fetch a ball if Michelle's parents threw it hard enough, Nayte tap dances his way around deep conversations but he might just be tall, Busy comforts Taylor during…

Adam and Taylor take a trip to Mexico to walk on the beach and recap exactly how we got here, Heyyyyy gurrrrl—Brandon's genuinely celebrating the 53rd consecutive best day of his life, Joe quietly lands the plane under the illusion of complexity, Nayte calculates the scientifically perfect amount of withholding to be before deploying his affection …

Adam and Taylor run through a litany of forgotten villains from this season, Jamie transcends into a new dimension to explain to everyone how much their mind is being blown, Casey comes out of nowhere to kind of win the season, the couch interviews have no obvious purpose, Nayte is actually dairy good at butter sculptures, and Michelle's compliment…

Adam and Taylor travel to Minneapolis to have hometowns on the go, at this rate Brandon could skateboard in the next Olympics, Rodney's best friend gets pretty emotional about sort of nothing, Joe's family hasn't figured out how to have a conversation yet, Nayte's family makes it pretty hard to take their advice and Brandon's transparency causes so…

Adam and Taylor recap several pieces of Bachelor Nation news, four of Michelle's students are extra ready for national television but not prepared enough to speak Bachelorese, Clayton performs unremarkably on Taylor's dream date, the first rule of creative writing is to find new ways to talk about creative writing, Martin is udderly unprepared for …