The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support
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Posting every Wednesday about Baseball around the world along with analysis with a touch of stats. Just two baseball nerds filling you in on the leagues. MLB focused but also the NPB, CPBL, and the KBO included. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/baseoncall/support
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sexually deprived dolphins, being stuck on a cruise for 3 months, and how long it would take your job to notice that you died at your desk. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by K…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about peaking into other worlds, everyone dealing with identity theft, and Oreo's jumping the Shark. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductio…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Sha's recent trip, meth-laced candy in New Zealand, and more ants are coming for us! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @Kno…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about astronauts stuck in space for months, and a couple charging $300 for guest to come to their wedding On the road - No bonus episode next week. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of the Olympics, give props to Peacock, and Drake's 100 gigs. On the road - No bonus episodes the next 2 weeks. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproduc…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return of Mercury in Retrograde, spicy chips hospitalizes children in Japan, and exploding soda cans due to summer heat. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Kamala's running mate, Jon Voight getting out of pocket, and standing by Boar's Head. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram:…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about what Olympic games they've been watching, and Celine Dion Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the presidential drop out, Florida vacations and sneakers. No Bonus this week! See Yalll next Thursday! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their differing views on the new Common and Pete Rock project, airborne hippos, and the slowing of the Earth's core. No Bonus this week! See Yalll next Thursday! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns …
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a flood in a Mexican city leads to 200 crocodiles running around, the new iOS 18 updates, and the mystery of a wallaby! No Bonus this week! See Yalll next Thursday! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Gu…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about finding peace at your angriest while in a Burger King/Popeyes, Irish crushes, and a century old stick of butter. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: …
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC finally discovering trash cans with lids, banned chemical in our citrus soda and the international flight that turned around because of food poisoning. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Col…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about virgin birth by a boa constrictor, drugs hidden inside of Taco Bell food, and ants amputate their own Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyPr…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about raw dogging flights, happy people in Finland, and living skin on robots Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProducti…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a gamer flying to Florida to attack another gamer, police in Alaska saving a moose, and George Santos trying his best. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Insta…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a poop protest in France, more elephant attacks, and NASA on the hook for the damage caused by space debris to a local home. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyp…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how a Facebook post ruined a family's vacation, how often we should do laundry, and Elon Musk demanding money back from people he fired. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions T…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about contaminated bottled water, a large group of twins graduating from the same middle school, and elephants using names for each other. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of K…
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**Check out the latest Version of Gastor's one-man show "The Sugar" at St. Mark's Comedy club on 6/20 Tickets: https://bit.ly/3VvfTAt ** In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mcdnald's losing a trademark battle, a local pool party that went too far, the rise of Dr. Pepper. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twit…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the pettiness level of a country, potential scary spiders, and the lack of marijuana at Martha's Vineyard. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk Mayor Eric Adam's fined for rat infestation, broken mummies and an attempt to gather all the Kyles in one place. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMe…
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Ep. 189 - Respect the Slingshot Shooter
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an 81 year old man and his slingshot, Chuck-e-cheese's band, and the food truck plug. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @Kn…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Oreo price manipulation, Oreo cravings, and not being able to afford Oreo's. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support thi…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Bridezilla wedding request, Diddy's drowning streaming numbers, and the new place that they've been finding microplastics in. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercy…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about rats at McDonalds, Target lowering prices, and a husband trying to ruin his partner's life. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions …
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC to Dublin Portal, the mess that has become Miss America, and the Open AI lawsuit. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @Kn…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's experience in court, a politician snitching on themself, and how to live inside of a store sign. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMer…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Panera Bread finally phasing out it's charged lemonade, the death of Starbucks culture, and what it takes to get punched in the face at Subway. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided …
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a pet cat shipped to Amazon, how to date a cop, and fast food chains losing staff to Applebee's. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProduct…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about last week's great hiphop beef - the Drake vs Kendrick fiasco. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Su…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's recent vacation, drunk driving by accident, and the Oreo merch drop Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support thi…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to live comfortably in NYC, AI confusion, and a runaway Zebra. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions -…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about what pets to never buy your children, and the local geese robbery that nobody is talking about. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProducti…
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Ep. 183 - Brazilian Vacation at Bernie's
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about trying to get a dead man to sign papers at a bank, dangerous rat urine, and letting a friend win a race in China Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions T…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an alternative plan to the rat problem in New York City, and the rise of unlicensed marijuana shops. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyPro…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a museum worker fired for displaying his own art, the racehorse dating apps, and a worker's strike on Sesame Street. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductio…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the lack of self-made billionaires, quitting your job to enter sweepstakes contest, and the less than believable story about a phishing scandal involving a UK minister. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided…
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Ep. 181 - Eclipse, Earthquakes, Retrogrades
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their earthquake and eclipse experience, Gen Z splurging on groceries, and a hospital employee who faked his identity for 35 years. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Kn…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about snakes flying home, people leaving Florida, and a child drives himself to school. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Suppor…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the issues with the Neptunes, Costco membership hustles, and loss of time. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProdu…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the lack of maple syrup, NFT's being sold at a loss by celebrities, and the revenge of the sperm whales. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMerc…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the fall of Diddy, the science behind teenage body odor, and where to get the best banana. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a magical cheeseburger, the use of top sheets, and the biggest blueberry ever. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support t…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a woman stealing $27,000 worth of gas, how to avoid paying speeding camera tickets, and the great new water park opening in Atlanta. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of K…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an electronic vehicle that stopped working mid-drive, the 6-figure HR job that nobody wants because of where it is, and the toughest worms ever. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyprodu…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the State of the Union having little effect on the people, our favorite orange chemicals, and blindness caused by phones. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyprod…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's stress dealing with his child's High School admission results. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this pod…
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the feral cats of Chicago, the effectiveness of toe-licking as a fundraiser, and how to break the law and get away with it. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercypr…
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's recovery, Wendy's changing course, and how to win a tree tossing contest on the low. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductio…
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