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This Friendzone features a detailed fusion of the Sex and the City 2 universe and the Grown Ups 2 universe thanks to Sarah, a true multiyear/degree journey with recent Ph.D grad Amber and some nightmares with Nathan who falls asleep to the poddy and has started dreaming about Tim and Guy. The Sex and the City script stream was a huge success and is…
 
Guy and Tim enter a new frontier of Emmanuelle – that of Emmanuelle 2000. The fellaz have chosen a difficult to source film, presented in a difficult to digest way. With a Russian audio track dubbed on top of, (though slightly out of sync with) the original English, it’s a little tricky to figure out what the cheap plastic flashing heart jewelry an…
 
Please do NOT ask the boiz how long they've spent watching bad films and recording their discussions about them because it's a bit of a bummer. We got a bunch of book recommendations from Monty and Tim would like to know your dreams! We hear from some friends who might be alergic to running, friends who have little knives and some friends who have …
 
The fellaz have arrived at the end of the Emmanuelle in Space series and you know what that means - Time to revisit the entire series via one lazy final chapter made up of 'flashbacks'. Guy would like to see what happens when the aliens bring sexuality back to the homeland, Tim wants a Theo spin-off. Jim Carrey is a full on dude and George Lazenby.…
 
Aussie comedians Demi Lardner and Tom Walker are here and they are confused and absolutely disgusted by Emmanuelle In Space 6: One Final Fling. The food play is back with a revenge, we're switching out key actors and there are eyebrows on a guy's back. It's all a bloody mess but we're treated to some brief philosophical musings on the human conditi…
 
WOOPS - This Friendzone is appearing OUT OF ORDER but hey, it's Worst Idea, amiright? Tim and Guy have a think about the year ahead (cause ya know, they recorded this a month ago). We hear from our friends who have gone through a lot of Mr Bean movies, a lot of ads from various military organisations trying to recruit you through our show and a lot…
 
Emmanuelle In Space 5: A Time To Dream is on the menu today and the fellaz a la frost are asking; Is this movie where Christopher Nolan found his inspiration for Inception? In this one we got a genie, a highly punchable man, and a distinct lack of comedy. George Lazenby stops by to pitch an incredibly creepy porno though sadly, this film is nigh on…
 
Tim had to bury a hedgehog - awful. Guy’s car got stolen - briefly. But who cares? For 2020 is dead now and we are being rewarded with a 348 page erotic fiction starring Timbly and Guybo. Monty’s still on his BS regarding sandwiches and people want to know if the fellaz are ACTUALLY friends. Our friends are awesome, and they are you. Live stream de…
 
We got him! Daniel Sloss joins us for the final watch of Asian Momma, Mexican Kids. Sloss takes us through the technical rationale for the 45 minute runtime and his outrage at being passed over for a Netflix comedy slate that turned out to contain this special. Guy and Tim try to decide if it was Scheinder’s mate David Spade who had to give notes o…
 
Tim gets a haircut and finds a guy pissing on a tree. Guy is at a low ebb which may or may not be assisted by a singalong of Kansas. Without a guest, the pair are left to dig into the mechanics of Rob turning his genitals into an ice cream Sundae and frankly, it’s just not enough. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.…
 
Rose and Alice join the boiz for their fifth (and first, respective) watch of Rob's special. Rose would like to discuss (and defend) the accent work and Rob's self-doubt which is on clearly display. Rose performs a deep and sympathetic psychoanalysis on Rob's attitudes towards women and sex. When you’re done, why not check out Alice Snedden's Bad N…
 
Tim needed to go outside so is recording from what (in)correctly may be described as a patio but it didn’t stop this watch f***ing up his day. In this viewing, Rob cuts off his young daughter and our hosts review a review of Asian Momma, Mexican Kids. The fellaz also get in the weeds of Sandler's jobs programme in Hollywood and Tim would also like …
 
Self-confessed Schneiderhead Joseph Moore - a man who has watched Rob's special three times now, joins us as a guest for episode three version 2.0. This was recorded well after we had completed this entire season of Overlooked and Undercooked. With this much knowledge, Joseph is able to pitch a gritty reboot of Deuce Bigalow and explores whether Mi…
 
Tim has become openly hostile to Guy because of the project and becomes interested in the hard job of being an audience member at a comedy show. Meanwhile, Guy reflects on the difference between American and kiwi audiences and ponders what would happen if Rob Schineder appeared in a comedy venue he was at. Attempts are made to understand how gifted…
 
Welcome to Overlooked and Undercooked: Season 3. In lockdown, Guy and Tim decided to watch Rob Schinder’s Netflix special Asian Momma, Mexican Kids marking the first time that the fellaz have put a comedy special through the ole Worst Idea treatment. Monty finds some relatability with Rob’s ‘Dick in sweatpants’ joke but has no love for his ‘Mother-…
 
Gary and Siena continue to unwind the complicated plot of Wuthering Heights and explore a deeper analysis of the characters and themes. Follow us on Instagram at @howsthewaterpodcast or on Twitter at @whatiswater for more content and updates about future episodes! Music: Secrets of Plants by Lobo Loco From Free Music Archive CC BY NC…
 
In Part 1 of the examination of Emily Brontë's only finished novel, Gary and Siena share what they have learned about the reclusive author, explore an alternate Heathcliff origin story, and discuss the famous 1939 film. Follow us on Instagram at @howsthewaterpodcast for updates on future episodes!By Siena McCue and Gary Sangster
 
Welcome to a Friendzone that was originally broadcast LIVE to the internet with VIDEO (on Patreon). It's not live anymore though. In this exciting addition - People are bettering themselves, Hugo is going door to door to pursuing a career in the culinary arts, and the fellaz reveal a little background context on the infamous TWIOAT YouTube pilot! W…
 
Alice Snedden (Boners of The Heart, Alice Snedden's Bad News) joins the fellaz for some good ol' fashioned porn watchin'. It's time for Emmanuelle in Space 5; a movie experience that elicits a fantastic basketball flavoured adult film based on a real life moment from Alice, a furious boredom at the lack of genitals on screen and Tim's steadfast bel…
 
Comedian Chris Parker joins the boiz as this season's first guest to discuss childhood adult film consumption habits, jam sandwiches and a friend's famous trip to the Gold Coast for DVD procurement. Bad Guy also stops by to try and copulate with the film itself and Tim is trying not to vomit with the constantly rotating shots. A hot scene with a ma…
 
Emmanuelle is back in space for the second time and Guy is, once again, in peak physical condition. Tim is not however. They're united in one thing though; A superiority of Australia as a tourist destination. In this caper, we're introduced a man named Dirk (think Mel Gibson meets Jay Leno) who runs The Pleasure Palace and get a more in depth look …
 
Emmanuelle is American and in space and we couldn't be happier. No dubs, no subs; Simply an Emmy-award winning Director working under a pseudonym in the hopes of keeping their porn and comedy careers separate. A tale told in the present tense (THANK YOU) that barrels along and a stand up comedian playing Emmanuelle make for the easiest breezes in t…
 
Get yourself a Dickmove album for Christmas. Guybo and Timbly have both been doing stand up comedy shows and they've got some hot new Simpsons merch. What are our friends up to? Glad you asked. They're making podcasts called Chekhov's Cock and they're recommending Portland hotspots called Movie Madness. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out…
 
Guy knows lots of things Tim doesn't. Where does the wind come from? Where does the wind go? Is there only one bit of a wind or is it always different wind? Tim loves trees. Do you ever think about trees? Lord of the Rings had moving trees called Ents. Better call the Boner Inspector because Guy has a crush on Emmannuelle - a woman living the glamo…
 
The Frosy Fellaz are tired and relaxed in this year of our lord, 2017. Tim's new microphones are gassy as heck and Glen Campbell is keeping us all company. We hear a few bits of correspondence for the first time and a couple for the second - as per! Guy runs us through his beautiful morning routine and the boiz are given an opportunity to name a st…
 
Tim reads old mail again but that's ok! We hear from Irish friends and Scottish friends! Canadian friends and New Zealand friends. A friend writes in with their own boner patrol from when they got too stoned at a swingers party and we're introduced to the Stamp Test, a medical exam to test for erectile dysfunction. Monty blows the lid on the epicen…
 
Guy provides a very efficient plot recap of a movie with a dead friend from a silly car crash and a man falls in love with a sculpture. The fellaz question whether Macy Gray put sand on her Weet-Bix and why don’t Sanitarium don't pay tax. Johnny the Guitar came and went. SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT) JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.…
 
Sigmund F***, the world's best psychoanalyst for FEMALES is in this episode and he's not very good at his job. Guy floats a new podcast within this podcast, hosted by George Lazenby called 'Listening with Lazenby'. The boiz learn it is harder to watch porn at 10AM on a Tuesday than it used to be at midnight on a Friday and wonder if Lazenby and Syv…
 
Tim and Guy have released this episode toooooo late for their country's cannabis referendum but recorded just in time for a neighbour's chainsaw! Timbo's household got a new dog, Tui. After school programmes with limited DVD collections, documentaries on video game designers and Reddit users abound in this glorious zone for friends. Mates. Pals. Yo…
 
The movie is called Emmanuelle's Revenge but it is actually George Lazenby's revenge, after listening to Emmanuelle tell a mountain of anecdotes it is his turn to tell some horny tales from his time in World War II! Emmanuelle is picking up scarves in aeroplane toilets, a butler named James does what no butler in the franchise has done before (has …
 
Emmanuelle is in Venice for most of this skin flick but then we're in India for the last bit for no reason. We've got maids getting whacked and George Lazenby getting fresh airplane towels. We've got dramatic church bell synths AND a butler who just wants the weekend off. But most importantly of all, we have an extended conversation between your tw…
 
It is past midnight and Guy and Tim are hanging on by a thread. The boiz are split between Auckland, (where Tim has a full house with a new puppy and a baby visiting and you better believe he's cooking big dinners at 2pm) and Arrowtown (where Guy is with his dad, reciting vegetables to Guy's mum to figure out what to cook for dinner). Ethan from Ba…
 
This time the Frosty Fellaz have driven down to the water at a local beach (slash effluent outlet) to watch yet another softcore pornography - this time from inside a car but with a nice view out the front windscreen. Tim lists the domains he's purchased over the years, importantly including BlazePizza.co.nz and the Boner Inspector has nothing to s…
 
In this beautiful Friendzone, we've got an in depth analysis of Real Rob and Rob Schneider's relationship and representation of Buddhism; Insecurity about a lack of Ph.D from a gloating South African listener and a $100 offer for Tim and Guy to spend some quality time with 1984 sensation C.H.U.D. A Chicagoan native puts out some love into our theor…
 
Cards on the table, Tim got too stoned for this watch and is struggling HARD to make sense of not just what happened in the movie but exactly which movie he watched. Was it Emmanuelle's Love? Possibly but there is a real lack of evidence from the movie itself. Guy tries with all his might to focus Tim and the boiz discuss the financial deals that a…
 
Guy and Tim have watched Emmanuelle 7 (1993) and it is a terrifyingly accurate portrait of the future OR of movies about the future (The Matrix, 1999). This movie has it all; VR, sex, othering people who aren't white. Tim is convinced one of the male stars of this film is New Zealand's own Antony Starr. He also firmly believes a Christopher Reeves …
 
Grab your trumpet and a glass of frosty milk from online TWIOAT celebrity the Broox and join us for the Friendzone 104. Guy and Tim have been hitting the snow and our friend has got their Steve Buscemi's and their Jeff Goldblums mixed up. We've got a Brit providing empathy to an Aucklander about their lockdown and Guy is a scenester? See acast.com/…
 
Emmanuelle (as played by Sylvia) is replaced by a new Emmanuelle! Same mind in the body of a twenty year old virgin. Meanwhile, Brazil sure looks nice and travel anywhere looks amazing! Remember watching people give each other cunnilingus while a samba class rages on next door? Good times. Tim likes calling body parts privates and can't stop thinki…
 
It's time for some Memento style story-telling because they had to swap actors for the star of the series and we, the softcore audience need a retconned explanation! A Shining Light in record time involving a horse telepathically communicating with the viewer and phantasms! There's a lot of rubbing and caressing but (as you'd expect) no pene and no…
 
The boiz are back in lockdown and Tim's smashing No Man's Sky while on LSD - a solid recommend! Rob Schneider is on the radar and we've got a question about Metal music. The Hugger Bunch is floated as a viewing option and both Guy and Tim are pretty freakin' terrified by it. A check in on Tanya from all the way back of Season One days and a massive…
 
Guy's got a big problem with this skin flick and it's a lack of CONTEXT! The boiz have watched the fifth Emmanuelle for the fourth episode because the fourth one, it kinda tricky to find. Enough about that - it's time for some non-sexual fingernails on backs and a brand new Emmanuelle leading lady, plus a 'genius' director. Truly this movie has it …
 
"Goodbye Emmanuelle" is a relationship drama featuring the Neal Breen of 1977 and both does and does not start with a bang. We get a scrotum in this one but sadly no shaft. We try to figure out just what kind of architect is Mr Mrs Emmanuelle is. We meet a very fun character who claims his wife was eaten by a shark and discuss Elvis Presley's lack …
 
Emmanuelle 2 features an unbeatable Frenchman in the kitchen, Balianese cultural dances, coming of age moments and non-explicit sexual content. In this episode we find out Tim knows two ballet positions and Guy knows one more.. The dirty C word (c**tent) is uttered and so is a list of body parts that viewers are treated to in this flick, complete w…
 
Tim and Guy welcome you to try and figure out what a radius is. And diameter. And the other bits. Timbo picks the wrong tone of voice for a heartwarming message, a friend watches WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS the best/worst way possible. We dive back into Mr Big's Big Book of Ideas in a huge way. And we get some tantalising behind-the-scenes info on Doolittl…
 
Guy and Tim are BACK! 52 watches of Grown Ups 2. Sex and The City 2. WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. Sex and The City: The Movie. And now we are throwing ourselves into the Emmanuelle series - a longstanding erotic cinematic universe which starts with 1974's 'Emmanuelle' directed by Frenchman Just Jaeckin (honestly). We dig into the difficulty with assessing …
 
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