Season 3 Episode 9 - Super Screwed Stunned: Welcome back to Botchaholics! We get a big helping of backstory for the notorious Fernando then discuss the various attributes of wolves. Nathan relearns his character (AGAIN). Thank you so much for listening. If you like what you hear then join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail, facebook, itunes…

Season 3 Episode 8 - Forest Law: Welcome back to Botchaholics! It’s another exciting episode of Ranger Rhys, Forest Lawyer! We debate the morality of murder and the legality of dream contracts! We also delve further into the mystery that is… Fernando! Thank you so much for listening. If you like what you hear then join us @botchaholics on twitter, …

Season 3 Episode 7 - The Flaming Avacado: Welcome back to Botchaholics! We explore Kilnstroke! Charles shops for a bathrobe. Gwen reads a book. Nikolai buys a bow. Rhys is a forest lawyer? Geoff draws poorly then blames Kat. Thank you so much for listening. If you like what you hear then join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail, facebook, it…

Season 3 Episode 6 - Past Catches Up: Welcome back to Botchaholics! There comes a time in a campaign when the party must engage in some light BDSM. We’ve reached that point… again. We seem to reach that point often. Thank you so much for listening. If you like what you hear then join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail, facebook, itunes, etc…

Season 3 Episode 5 - Adorable Baby Sloth: Welcome back to Botchaholics! In this episode, the gang uses wit and weird spells to jump over any and all obstacles in our way. Also, we laugh a lot in this one, so hopefully you’re laughing too. Thank you so much for listening. If you like what you hear then join us @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail…

Season 3 Episode 4 - Sudden Darkness: Our heroes valliantly confuse the dumbest monsters in the game. Gwen has a rock and memories of Syn Destiny well up from the depths of the abyss. Then we take brief break for After 8s. This is a repost due to technical difficulties. Hopefully it works this time. Thank you so much for listening. If you like what…

Season 3 Episode 3 - Sausages, Baseball and The Undead: Welcome back to Botchaholics! We rejoin the group in the ruined town of Cafield as they take a quick reprieve from the journey and find themselves feet to face with the undead. And our usual bizarre tabletalk covers sausages and baseball this week. Stick around to the end to listen to some gam…

Season 3 Episode 2 - Nuked by the Sun: Hello and welcome back to Botchaholics! We rejoin the session in mid combat for craziness. The craziness of evil druids and their crazy wild shapes. Thank you so much for tuning in. If you like what you hear, please tell a friend or leave a review on any of the podcasting sites. Join us on tumblr, twitter, fac…

Season 3 Episode 1 - Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer: We travel back to the frozen North in this, the first episode of season three! With our kobold friends we greet the local welcoming party. They politely inquire of us our identity and swiftly establish an excellent report! And then craziness ensues. Theme for this season is Blackmoore Tides by Matthe…

Season 3 Episode 0 - The Deal With The Dragon: Welcome back to Botchaholics! You’ve made it to Season 3! Congrats! We recorded a welcome back episode to job our memories. We took a fairly long break from this campaign and did not record for a while due to personal matters. We’re back now. There’s still a couple glitches to sort out but we should be…

Season 2 Episode 15 - Winter is Coming: This is it! The final challenge of season 2! Will our intrepid heroes save the world from endless winter? Or will they choose another path? Will they stop the horrifying ice elemental? How many time will the DM uncomfortably say “pulsating”? Find out now! Thanks so much for listening on our D&D 5e adventure. …

Season 2 Episode 14 - I'm Batman.mp3: New episode as of March 1, 2019! Check your podcasting app of choice soon for and update! Welcome to the second last episode of season two! Last episode was almost the second last episode, but we goofed around and had fun so much that it dragged out for a bit still. In today’s episode we talk alot about Batman.…

Season 2 Episode 13 - Penpen To The End: Welcome back to Botchaholics! After a bit of radio silence, we’re going to finish off Season 2 with not the penultimate episode as we say in the intro but the one before that. Gasp as the heroes battle a dangerous enemy. Wow as they actually get loot. Gargle as they continue their exploration. Don’t hold you…

Special 3 - Xmas 2018 Part 2: Welcome back to Botchaholics! Check out your podcasting app for the latest episode. This one released on 27thDec2018. We rejoin after the break to find out what spooked the Santaurs in our Gamma Five campaign. What horrible foes will they face? Find out by listening now. Gamma Five found at https://www.enworld.org/foru…

Special 3 - Xmas 2018 Part 1: Welcome back to Botchaholics! Happy Holidays! Check your podcasting apps soon for your latest fix! This time we go to Gamma World, using the Gamma Five variant from http://www.enworld.org/forum/rpgdownloads.php?do=download&downloadid=1318 It’s still technically D&D5e but with the silliness turned up to 11 in our case. …

Season 2 Episode 12 - The Hunt Is On: New podcast episode as of Nov 24/18. Check your podcasting app or website to listen in. Today we delve into the spoooooooky cave! The gang quickly learn the most important dungeoneering rule: make light happen! We had a full house so expect things to get wild! Shout out to Paul Weber on tumblr for the awesome m…

Special 2 - Halloween 2018 Part 2: Welcome back to Botchaholics for the conclusion of our Halloween special! We continue to explore awkward relations and do our best to not let the rules get in the way of a good story. Or this story since it’s roughly a one page document. Thanks so much again for joining us at the table. We really do appreciate it.…

Special 2 - Halloween 2018 Part 1: Welcome back to the Halloween episode of Botchaholics! Tonight, we try out FATE once again and lead our kids to a cabin in the woods style adventure. It’s different, but we’re still fast and lose with the rules, so it’s all fun. And awkward. And high school-y. Thanks so much for joining us. Contact us @botchaholic…

Season 2 Episode 11 - Mount Texas: Journey with our valiant adventurers upon the slopes of the foreboding Mountain of Texas. In this episode we trek with the dwarves to their cavernous home to parley with their noble leaders. Will they agree to our terms or will we be trapped beneath this crushing weight of stone, hostiles chasing us ever deeper? F…

Season 2 - Episode 10 : Diplomatic Immunity: Boy howdy! If you like epic battles between exotic fantasy characters; if you like rousing tales of daring do; if you can’t get enough selfless heroic actions and high concept medeavl action, then strap in, buckaroos, because in this episode we’ve got shopping and diplomacy! Hey, we don’t have to fight o…

Season 2 Episode 9 - Eighteen Hitpoints of Dwarves: After some troublesome technical issues we resume our adventure! Our crew needs to stock up for the long, cold journey ahead. Unforeseen difficulties make themselves… foreseen…seen? Look, I’m trying to add some dramatic flair. Cut me some slack. Thanks so much for listening. Hit us up on social me…

Season 2 Episode 8 - Sharing Is Caring: Peace sells, but who’s buying? We continue our peaceful coexistence with the surprisingly progressive trolls though some are tempted to violate the sanctity of the arrangement. Will we turn on them in their weakest moment? Will we pass up the loot stash we know is in the next cave over? All this and much more…

Season 2 Episode 7 - Nine Plus Wolf: There comes a time in an adventure when one must attempt diplomacy before violence. The power of words is oft overlooked in the Forgotten Realms. Today our crew of valiant warriors rest their steel and come to an uneasy understanding with the inhabitants of a nearby cave. Thanks so much for listening. Hit us up …

Season 2 Episode 6 - Nanooki: Have you ever been cast into a frozen wasteland with no warning? It’s a problem we’re all to familiar with up here in Canada, and our valiant crew handles it with all do style and aplomb! They scout the snowy land, make shelter, and mess up some wolves! All daily activities for us Canadians! Enjoy! Thanks so much for l…

Season 2 Episode 5 - I Hand Him My Moustache: Tragedy strikes! While battling the guards two of your favourite characters are brutally murdered! You haven’t known sorrow like that which we serve up this day! There’s also some wizards and talking and stuff. Honestly, I lost track when the true heroes of this party were so callously obliterated. Than…

Season 2 Episode 4 - Guards: The gang faces a group of guards that clearly don’t understand they’re on the wrong side of history. Charles has a plan, Alton contemplates slave labour, and Sheol drops a line in the water. There’s something to be said for a game that allows a player to exit combat and go fishing. Thanks so much for listening. Hit us u…

Season 2 Episode 3 - Of Boats That Takes The Person Out: In today’s episode an old friend rejoins the party. Where has this person been and what trials where endured? Also, Elandril and Jim, Lord of the West and The Other Horse respectively, meet a new ungulate friend! Then there’s the boats that takes the person out and the cabin in which it resid…

Season 2 Episode 2 - Amidst The Tall Rhubarb: Botchaholics Season 2, Episode 2: Amidst the Tall Rhubarb (or Working Your Meat) The fight continues against the vampire minions! Reality warps as members of the team are whisked away into nothingness while others return from the void changed men. Will the gang make it through unscathed? Of course not. …

Season 2 Episode 1: Requiem for a Bard: The first episode of the second season of Botchaholics! We’re a Dungeons and Dragons live play podcast playing the fifth edition of the game in our very own custom world! In this episode we discuss efficient farming techniques, crack wise vis a vis vampires, and hear the good news of the coming of the Son of …

Session 47 - End of Season 1: Final episode of season 1! Available as of Sep 25/17! Check your local podcasting application for the goods. Combat finished and winners are declared. Possible allies are won and lost. Mystery continues with glowing objects and curses. Thank you so much for listening. I can guarantee changes to the formats coming in th…

Session 46 - Trial by Combat: New episode as of Sep 11/17! Set your notification to be amazed. This one was a quick edit, so lots more umms and errs for us all. Sorry about that.. I’ll be certain to take a little more care in the season finale. We set the stage for combat as only we can. Beautifully. Thank you for joining us at the table this week.…

Session 45 - The Complete Innocence: New episode as of Sep 4, 2017! Check your local podcasting app’s notification for when it’s ready to roll out! We clarify the rules and prepare the combat. It wouldn’t be life or death. It’ll be more life THEN death if they fail to live. It’s a bit of a shorter episode but it’s a nice setup for next week. Thanks…

Session 44 - Questioning: New episode as of Aug 28/17! Check your local listing of podcasting app thinger to listen today! Like, review and rate us on itunes, google play or wherever you listen to podcasts. In this episode, we come out of our tiny hut and come face to face with a recollection of the events of the manor. It gets a little confusing, …

Session 43 - Mansion Basement: New episode as of Aug 21/17! Check your podcasting app soon for a new update. In this episode, we go down to the depths of the mansion where everyone’s worst nightmares are behind a locked door. Luckily, we get there at the end of the episode, so everyone is safe for now. There are some scares and chills on the way to…

Session 42 - Black Jelly: New episode as of Aug 14/17! Check your local podcasting service for an excellent episode. We do some good combat and get lost in descriptions or lack thereof with the battle map as a new enemy tries to take out both our favourite bard and another mystery party member. Well, it’s not really a mystery, but I’ll get you to l…

Session 41 - Charles in Charge: New episode as of Aug 7/17! The feed should kick in shortly after this is broadcast so check your podcasting app in a bit to tune in! In this episode, we discover magic items. LOTS of them. Fun traps are found and a couple surprises are revealed. Lots of fun to be had! Thank you so much for joining us at the table. I…

Session 40 - Crotchety Carpet Monster: New episode as of July 31/17! Check your podcasting app or turn on notifications to be told when it’s available to download. Or subscribe for the service to feed your the beautiful, delicious data when it’s all nice and cooked. This episode, the dinner party is done so we turn quickly to a whodunnit with every…

Session 39 - Dinner Party: New episode as of Jul 24/17! Check your podcasting app later today or turn on notifications to be told when it’s available. The gang goes to a dinner party and many things were discussed in order to get the funding to save the town of Pegasus Bark. Nobles are such colourful people, as you will hear. This, of course, means…

Session 38 - Mayor Revival: New episode as of July 17/17! Check your podcasting app around noon or turn on notifications to be told the exact second your aggregating program locates the feed. In this talking heavy episode, we get the gang back together and go in for a head to head with the Mayor of their hometown wherein a mysterious secret is unve…

Session 37 - Whore Money: New episode as of July 10/17! Check your podcasting app or enable notifications to be told when it’s available. This week, Syn and Gwen have a bit of an aside with his chest herpes, Alton/etc goes shopping and Sheol finds herself in the belly of the beast so she goes for breakfast. Other ramblings happen as well. Thank you…

Session 36 - The Smilin Lion: New episode as of June 3/17! Check your podcasting app this afternoon. Or enable notifications for robots to let you know when it is up and atom. In this episode, we get hit with a thrown off economy. Syn adopts a new moniker. The guards lay down the law. And the GM gets a little racist, Prince Phillip style. Thank you…

Session 35 - Push Flaps: New episode as of June 26/17! Check your podcasting program around noon or wait for your notification to pop up. In this episode, mysteries begin as the journey into J’bumvi takes a turn or three for the weird. This episode was almost named Big City Lice except that no lice are actually in the episode and this name beat it …

Session 34 - Deserves To Be Hung: New episode as of June 19/17! Check your podcasting service around 1pm ish or enable notifications to be told when it’s available. The boat saga officially ends. Thank goodness and let’s not do that again. I thought I could manage it but my lack of nautical terms and conditions left me quick lackluster. Give me a b…

Session 33 - Light the Fires: New episode as of June 12/17! Check your podcasting app/etc today or look forward to the notification In this episode, we meet the captives, deal with the fact that Syn knows more nautical knowledge than the GM does and we roleplay our way out of rolling through the combat using Indra as our hero. Thank you so much for…

Session 32 - Goodbye for Now: New episode as of June 5/17. Check your podcasting feeds! Lots of clever plans and combat ensues. I truly enjoy where this is heading and then at the end, there’s a twist I didn’t see. I know it’ll be as surprising or moreso to our audience than it was to our players. On that note, thanks so much for listening to us an…

Session 31 - Troll Trouble: New episode as of May 29th, 2017! Welcome back to the battle on board the ships. We only have to cut this short because I needed another beer (not actually true). Syn learns a new spell, Gwendolyn gets guidance, Alton appears out of nowhere and Indra keeps everyone at bay with a whip and a smile. Thank you so much for jo…

Session 30 - See Holes and Nonsense: NEW EPISODE AS OF MAY 22.17! Check your devices today! Subscribe, rate, and love on itunes, google, etc. In this episode, we take it to the enemy who are revealed and much chaos ensues. We discuss and detail out a person’s A, B and C holes. There’s also a debate as to which version of that reoccurring conversati…

Session 29 - Best Laid Plans: New episode as of May 15/17, so check your podcasting app! In this episode, initiative gets rolled right away and the search for combat starts. Tension is mounted and panic or bad rolling causes many interesting choices for the group. Will Amira be found in the hold of the ship? Find out right now. Thank you so much fo…

Session 28 - Hatching Ship Plans: Download through itunes or etc to hear the latest episode, which is this one as of May 8/17. This week gets put upon to make a whole lot of plans and everyone available even the crew gets inivolved. We fill in the map a little more and distract ourselves by petting dogs and theorizing about Amira and Harry Potter. …

Session 27 - Sailing Sailing: Welcome back! Today we talk about the person that is most beautiful to our characters with some surprising results and some results that boggle the players minds. I’ll have to throw in something like this again so we can see if anything changes in the episodes to come. Also, Syn gives us musical and sex advice througho…