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So you want to be an entrepreneur? Good. It’s time to build your vocabulary with Fred Blumenberg’s Word/Phrase of the Day. Each new word or phrase will offer insight on the perspective of what it means to live the true entrepreneurial lifestyle. Fake-preneurs aren’t allowed. Only the true and authentic entrepreneurs will understand this content. Are you a true entrepreneur?
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You know how I do!! C’mon man you’ve seen my Snapchat, Instagram and Facebook video stories. I have stories for days!! And you already know I bring the comedy and the silliest content. Hey listen, this didn’t just happen by accident. I have many many stories to tell and I’m going to use this podcast to drop some silliness your way. It’s time to be entertained.
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024: The Time I Turned Into My Mom - For Reals
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Listen Joe, You really do think that you’ll never turn into your parents. That is until the time comes when you start living on your own and have roommates. Then all of a sudden, you turn into your mom and dad and start saying the same stuff they do.The same stuff that you avoided doing became the same stuff that you began to complain about when it…
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Listen Joe, my Mom was the first gangster to use emoji’s. For real. I’m not lying’ Joe, she used to draw the Grim Reaper on Post-It notes to warn us of our impending doom if we didn’t straighten up. She would draw a skull and cross bones along with RIP tombs. Man I promise you she wasn’t joking when she did it either. She had a plan. No warnings. N…
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022: Me and Reese Become Menaces to Tina's Boyfriends
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Listen to me Joe, no lie, me and Reese used to do Tina’s boyfriends like that scene from Bad Boys 2 where Martin and Will intimidate the young dude. For reals. That scene is in this episode but listen to how Reese and I used to strategic play these mind games with her boyfriends. I think we messed her up for getting dates after these tactics.That’s…
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021: The Time We Almost Got Beat Up By 50 Chicks
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Joe listen, we almost got a can opened on me and my brother by 50 girls. Joe, no lie. My brother Reese and I had this deal with Tina: ANYBODY messes with you and they’ll have to deal with The Reinforcement. Well….. We weren’t expecting a gang of women.By Fred Blumenberg
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020: Us Siblings Were Always Up to No Good
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Man listen Joe, we used to do some bogus things as kids to our Mom. I swear this stuff is coming back to haunt me now that I have kids. Listen to some of the stories to get an idea.By Fred Blumenberg
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019: Blaggo and Lil Jon Halloween Bar Hopping Tomfoolery
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Joe, you already know how I do on Halloween night. I get ignant. Yes, that’s right - ignant. My boy Mike and I decided to go out Halloween 2008 on some shenanigans and Tomfoolery. He went as Rob Blagojevich (during his term as Illinois governor selling the Illinois senate seat). I went as Lil Jon (YEAH! WHAT! OKAYYY!!). Let’s just say after a few L…
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018: The Time I Escaped Dragnet Cops on the E-way
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Man listen Joe, I’m going to tell you about the time I was on a road trip down South to see my brother and I almost got caught up by them down South Dragnet cops. Yo these cops ain’t no joke son. When they want to get you, they gon’ get you.By Fred Blumenberg
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017: My Bad Luck with the Bouncer, The Skrip Club and 5-0
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Joe you already know it goes down when the boys have a night on the town. Listen son, we got ignant (that’s right, not ignorant - ignant). Let me tell you about my encounter with a 6’8” 300lbs black dude who wanted to annihilate me and how we almost got caught up by Round Lake PD at 3am. Oh you already know Joe, it was litty.…
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Word/Phrase: Live LifeFred Blumenberg’s Definition: Stop messing around with the no-getters and get around the go-getters that truly live life. Example: Your broke ass friends will tell you to “live life” when you’re in the process of leveling up. What You Need to Do: Get away from these toxic fools. They add no value to your life. Surround yoursel…
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WHAT’S THE WORD - WORD OF THE DAY PODCAST DESCRIPTION RESPECTWord/Phrase: Live Life Fred Blumenberg’s Definition: If you are unwilling to give it, don’t expect to get it.Urban Dictionary Top Definition: A quality seriously lacking in today's societyRespect? What the hell does that mean?Example: Clearly Birdman didn’t like Charlamagne tha God talkin…
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Word/Phrase: I Don't Give a F**kFred Blumenberg’s Definition: I don't give a f**k what anybody thinks, I'm pursuing my dreams no matter what.Urban Dictionary Top Definition: Used when you don't care about something, or have no opinion on a matter. Example: Smokey pretty much let you know how he feels about that.What You Need to Do: Stop worrying ab…
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016: Me and Ray Dog (Fake) Kidnapping My Brother
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Man Joe, in high school, me and Ray were heathens son!! We did some ridiculousness before the show (Ridiculousness) even came out. Listen about the time we faked kidnapped my brother as he was walking home. The result is priceless.By Fred Blumenberg
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015: The Madness that Almost Got Me Caught Up at a Gas Station
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Joe for real, I’ve had some madness happen to me over the years and I’ve gotten myself in some sticky situations. Here’s what happened after I left the bar with a few work friends and found out that I needed gas. Yes. Gas. Just a simple pump and pay. Right? Wrong. Listen to what transpired.By Fred Blumenberg
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014: Lovie Smith and Devin Hester on Halloween Night
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Joe listen, what you know about having a good time on Halloween with the adults? This episode right here talks about how me and Dirty D always hit our hot spot which is the bars on Rush and Division in downtown Chicago for Halloween weekend. This episode goes into the time him and I played the part of two iconic Chicago Bears personnel. Dirty D was…
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Man Joe, me and John had many MANY escapades back in the day. Let me tell you about the time John ghot free drinks for falling and hitting the floor. I also have a bonus story about me and J getting into it with these 6’8” Polish dudes that wanted to cave our heads over a parking spot. Oh it gets ill Joe!!…
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012: Size 11 Nike Air Charles Barkley's Got Me in Trouble
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Joe this episode is a good one!! I tell you about the time I got into an altercation with a fellow teammate on a bus ride from a road gme. It got real when we got into a fist fight and I had to use my feet to end the fight. But it’s not about just using my feet. It’s about WHAT the shoes I was wearing. Why is this significant? Because I had to writ…
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Man Joe, you need to hear about the time John and I got caught up at the strip club. Let’s just say he had $200 cash, blew all of that and then tried to withdraw more from an ATM to almost get us kicked out of the club.By Fred Blumenberg
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010: A Detention That Lead to Forgery and Punishment
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No lie Joe, I used to be good at being able to replicate my mom’s signature on any document. I used to practice her signature everyday. It was like young criminal minds!! Well one day I put that skill to the test. Forging her signature to a detention sheet that I received from school. The forgery part wasn’t hard at all. It was the part when it was…
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