SUMMER LOVIN – MEMORIAL DAY HOLIDAY! ON THIS EPISODE: HEADLINES NO ONE CARES ABOUT NICKI MINAJ WAS ARRESTED INTERESTING GRADUATION NEWS X-RATED TELE TUBBIES MC-CANCER DEATHS X-RATED WHEEL OF FORTUNE PUZZLES HORNY GRANDMAS BEANS & WEENIE MEMORIAL DAY DEALS and KRAZIE TOWN IMPOSSIBLE TRIVIA JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMED…

S5-E24 SUMMERTIME BLUES AND WE ARE ONLY IN MAY… SPANKY, JESTER, SLIGHTLY & SCOOTER HAVE THINGS TO DISCUSS: AND MAYOR KRAZIE, J-LOW, DENALI BRETT, AND SHORTYV JOIN IN SPANKY’S ADDRESSES UPCOMING MOTHERS DAY, GRADUATIONS, AND PROTEST SEASON/ SLIGHTLY HAS THE HEADLINES WORTH READING! - GRADUATION DAY GUN PLAY - COLLEGE STUDENTS LEARN FROM TIKTOK - WHA…

JOIN US AS TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN ROAD! SPANKY, JESTER, SLIGHTLY & SCOOTER DISCUSS: AND MAYOR KRAZIE AND SHORTYV JOIN IN SPANKY’S WORLD TRAVELS AND LIFE SLIGHTLY HAS THE HEADLINES WORTH READING! - 2 HOUR CONDOMS - HAMAS/GAZA NAZIS - “METH”ODIST REVEREND - TRANS WOMAN WITH SMALL PENIS - PEE STAIN JEANS, ALL THE RAGE DUMB…

S5-E21 MARCH IS SO OVER, LET’S MOVE ON… JOIN US AS WE TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN BRICK ROAD! SPANKY & SCOOTER DISCUSS: MEMORIES OF MARCH SPANKY’S NEW GRANDDAUGHTER… WELCOME OCTAVIA NICOLE OUR DEAR FRIEND, KYLIE’S IMPENDING VISIT TO THE “LOVE SHACK” OUR MAMMOTH FRIEND TUDDLES AND HIS PET SNAKE! A UNIQUE LETTER TO DEAR ABBY –…

S5-E20 A “TODGER” BY ANY OTHER NAME IS… JOIN US AS WE PLAY “BWD AGAINST THE WORLD”, ALWAYS FUN! SPANKY, JESTER, JAMES, & SCOOTER DISCUSS: BIZARRE CASE OF MAN IMPALED BY HORSE… TO DEATH BRITAINS OBSESSION WITH GIGANTIC TODGERS THINGS FOUND IN A PERSONS ANUS FOR $200 ALEX WHICH STATES ARE THE MOST PRUDE… WHO IS NUMBER ONE? BWD CREW MAKES A LOVE CONNE…

S5-E19 THE SHOW THAT ALMOST WASN’T… ON THE BWD TONIGHT: SPECIAL GUESTS – EL CARPE FROM LOW STANDARDS AND POURS AND SILVER STATE QUEEN CHELS! CELEBRATE ST PATRICK’S DAY – WE ARE GREEN WITH WEIRD STUFF SPRING BREAK MAYHEM, CANNIBAL PARTIES AND MORE WEIRD STUFF DOUBLE STANDARDS, WHAT ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THEY? WHY ARE THEY? THE WORLD HAS THEM AND WE AR…

S5-E18 HAVE YOU GOT GAME? LET’S FIND OUT… KRAZIE.TOWN TRIVIA with MAYOR KRAZIE BE SURE AND FOLLOW HER ON X/TWITTER @KrazieLegacy AND CHECK OUT HER WEB STORE @ WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN ON THE BWD TONIGHT: SCHOOLS TEACHING KIDS NEW FETISHES, NO WONDER KIDS ARE SCREWED UP BEANS & WEENIE COFFEE’S MATE NEW FLAVORS, YOU WANT THESE! MIAMI IS BREAKING UP WITH SPRIN…

S5-E17 BWD AGAINST THE WORLD! COME PLAY SLIGHTY SERIOUS JAMES JOINS THE FESTIVITIES! SPANKY HAS YOUR CURRENT EVENTS, SPACE TRAVEL, ELECTION POLITICS, HOE LIFE, AND A REFERENCE TO SPORTS. GAS STATION HEROIN, IT’S A THING AND IT MAY BE DEADLY. WE HAVE A GRAVE WARNING. ZOMBIE HORDS OR MORE LIKE ZOMBIE GATHERINGS OR CATATONIC ZOMBIES AKA TRANQ TOURISM.…

S5-E16 - IT’S SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY SOMEWHERE! JOIN SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER FOR THE LIVE STREAM THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! TONIGHTS SPECIAL GUEST CO-HOSTS: SILVER CITY CHELS & SLIGHTLY SERIOUS JAMES! SUPER BOWL TRIVIA WINNER AND THE MOST UNIQUE ANSWER OF THE CONTEST ICONIC MOVIE ROLES THAT SHOULD NOT BE RE-CAST FORGOTTEN RESTAURANTS FROM YOUR CHILD…

S5-E15 SUPER BOWL FEST AND PRE-PARTY (GO CHIEFS) JOIN SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER and SPECIAL CO-HOST MAYOR KRAZIE FOR THE SHOW THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! JESTER IS ON THE HOT SEAT. KELCE-SWIFT RELATIONSHIP ANALYSIS THAT YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW SPANKY GIVES US SOME NUMEROLOGY CRAP... KRAZIE TOWN TRIVIA IS BACK AND THERE IS A TROPHY ON THE LINE... TH…

S-5 EP-14 BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “H” AS IN HYPOCRISY Here is what you will hear about in this show… Spanky and Scooter recap the Oklahoma EARTHQUAKE. You read that right… EARTHQUAKE! FatPappy, Real Patriots Voice, Forrest Gump, and Podfather join us for the ride. Evidence that Pot can cause death, not how you may think. Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy, …

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS SPANKY? Tonight Jester and Scooter do there best to attain the excellence in podcasting that Spanky McButterpants has set as the HIGH BAR... unfortunately, you get this. Weird turns were taken, Jester has Spiritual Warfare occurring in his DOOM Hideaway. We are talking Spirits and Weird Stuff. Thank Goodness Big Chief Thunder …

LET'S GO ELECTRIC THEY SAID... WHAT COULD GO WRONG? WELL... EVERYTHING! and WE DISCUSS ALL ABOUT IT! DEATHS IN 2024 SO FAR, OLD PEOPLE AND SEX, BIZARRE LAWS IN THE US, CALIFORNIA CRAP WATER, WE TOUCH ON ALL SUBJECTS PROBABLY TOO MUCH. and WE SPEND THE ENTIRE NIGHT READING OUR FRIEND, MAYOR KRAZIE'S TWEETS DURING THE 49ER V PACKER GAME. CHECK OUT TH…

CHECK OUT THE BEANS AND WEENIE COMMUNITY AT: HTTP://BEANSANDWEENIESHOWMADNESS.LOCALS.COM USE PROMO CODE 'BEANSHOT' FOR A FREE MONTH. TONIGHT WE ARE SERVING UP: SPECIAL GUEST: 2APATRIOTMAMA – 2APATRIOTMAMA INFORMATION TWITTER/X @2Apatriot74 RUMBLE https://rumble.com/user/dark2light1111 INSTA or IG: https://www.instagram.com/2apatriotmama?utm_source=…

MAKE WAY FOR THE WINTER SCHMUCKS! CHECK OUT THE BEANS AND WEENIE COMMUNITY AT: HTTP://BEANSANDWEENIESHOWMADNESS.LOCALS.COM TONIGHT WE ARE SERVING UP: WINTER SCHMUCKS, MORON GOVERNMENT AGENCIES, AND ELECTRIC VEHICLE MAYHEM WE ALSO DISCUSS THE JUST IN TIME RELEASE OF THE CINEMATIC TREASURE, “MICKEY’S MOUSE TRAP”. YOUR FAVORITE MOUSE ON A BLOOD THIRST…

SPANKY’S BIG BIRTHDAY BASHAPOLOOZA!!! TODAYS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “S” Take a minute and send a little support and love to BWD through CashApp $beansandweenie or PayPal @beansandweenieshow Memories, Memories and more memories. Relive the moments from Beans and Weenie show through the years. Spanky walks through 2023 in an interesting…

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS! CHRISTMAS MEMORIES AND REMEMBERANCES CHRISTMAS TRIVIA WITH MAYOR KRAZIE FROM KRAZIE TOWN GIFTS AND PRODUCTS CHECK OUT WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN FOR GREAT PRODUCTS, JEWELRY, TUMBLERS, AND CUSTOM PRODUCTS! (CONGRATULATIONS TO AMBER MAY, WINNER OF KRAZIE CHRISTMAS TRIVIA!) THE ANNUAL READING OF “TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMA…

CRAZY ADVENT CALENDARS, HEADLINES THAT SHOULD BE FORGOTTEN, A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES BUT WITH MISSING BODY PARTS UBER EATS 2023 LIST OF MOST INTERESTING ORDERS HOLIDAY TRIVIA WITH JESTER, ERIC THE PODFATHER, AND OUR FRIEND JAKE DIALS BUT BE SURE TO TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT BEANS AND WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED. WE WILL HAVE SOME MORE ENTERTAINING AND INFORM…

TONIGHTS SHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “M” THE WEEKS HEADLINES WILL SURPRISE YOU CREATIVE ELF ON A SHELF PLACEMENT IDEAS AND A PSA FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVEN’T DIVED INTO THE HOLIDAY TRADITION POOL. DATING TRADITIONS AND RITUALS THAT SHOULD BE BROUGHT BACK! HOW DO YOU APPROACH THE SUBJECT OF HYGIENE, ESPECIALLY WITH A WOMAN? SPANKY GIVES YOU S…

SEASON 5 EPISODE 5 – ITS ALL ABOUT THE GOLDEN RINGS… 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS THE LOVELY AND TALENTED DRAGON LADY KYLIE JOINS US THIS EVENING SPANKY HAS A LITTLE TRIVIA FOR YOU THIS EVENING – HOW SMART ARE YOU? THE SHOW CAREENS DOWN THE ROAD TO THE BEST FAMILY GAMES TO PLAY DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON OR HOLIDAY PARTIES. AT CHRISTMAS TIME IT IS ALWAYS HA…

SEASON 5 EPISODE 4 – THE CURE FOR YOUR THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY HANGOVER WE ARE JESTER-LESS THIS EVENING – SPANKY EXPLAINS WHAT RIGHT-SIDE UP PINEAPPLE PARTIES ARE… THIS IS INTERESTING FIND OUT WHAT THE BEST THANKSGIVING SIDE DISHES WERE ACCORDING TO THE 2023 “STATES OF THE SIDES” POLL HINT – STUFFING IS NO LONGER KING… FIND OUT WHAT RANKED #1 WHAT IS …

SEASON 5 EPISODE 3 – WHO ORDERED THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ALREADY? TONIGHTS SPECIAL GUEST IS THE MAYOR OF KRAZIE TOWN – KRAZIE JOINS US FOR A GREAT TIME! WHO IS DECORATING AND WHO ISN’T, SPANKY, JESTER, KRAZIE AND SCOOTER GIVE YOU THE LOWDOWN ON THEIR GRIZWOLD FAMILY CHRISTMAS PLANS… IT IS A LITTLE SURPRISING AND MOSTLY DISTURBING… WE GET YOU PRIMED F…

SEASON 5 EPISODE 2 – COVID, GENITALS, and EVERYTHING ELSE! WE ARE JOINED TONIGHT WITH ARE FRIEND FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, EBIKE MIKE! TONIGHTS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “P” – WE SALUTE VETERANS! JESTER IS NOT HAPPY WITH HIS “PROGENY” AND HE TELLS US WHY… WE ARE STILL CONFUSED. DID YOU KNOW THAT PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS GIVING AWAY VASECT…

SEASON 5 INAUGURAL EPISODE! WE FIND OUT WHY JESTER IS NOT A PLUMBER OR IS HE FULL OF $#!T? THERE IS A WILD DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME OF OUR FANTASTIC LISTENERS AND THE RELATIONSHIPS THEY MAY HAVE. WE FIND OUT WHICH PODCAST HOST IS GINORMOUSLY ENDOWED… OR IS SHE? IS THE UFC MAKING THE WRONG GENDER CHOICES IN A BEVERAGE? SPANKY HAS FEELINGS… WHY IS IT OK…

Is GAS STATION SUSHI a good meal before going to a strip club? We have some details you need to hear... Has Scooby Doo characters reached a new low in their cartoon lives? It just may be the case... Listen and you can decide! The FIVE WORST and LEAST SEXY LOOKS for Men... according to the Wall Street Journal and we will agree. We always have some s…

Tonight we have a wonderful discussion about: Vasectomy's Mutilated Sex Dolls Charlie Sheen's Hot Daughter The very first American Roller Coaster Candid conversation about the Headlines causing YOU to lose sleep Jester, Spanky, and ShelbieJack give you their best Sexy Recipes.... Hot Stuff It's always fun. It's always a little weird and definitely …

We have a lot of FUN with Spanky's Return to the Studio! Tina Turner's life and passing becomes an interesting topic. Just know that Spanky is wrong about everything! We discuss and attempt to hold down stomach contents in regards to the WOKE WORLD! We jump on the bandwagon so... Target, Sports Illustrated, Bud, and The North Face are topics of con…

The WOMEN of DOOM take over the show! Jelly, Kylie, and ShelbieJack guide the conversation and DOOM & Scooter have no SAY! This is worth the listen! We learn some things about, well, everything... EnjoyBy SPANKY & SCOOTER, GSPOT PRODUCTIONS

DOOM & Scooter have your weekly recap NYC has a NEW RAT CZAR ITS RAINING BOVINES – TEXAS BLOWS UP A LOT OF COWS ENGLAND HATES LITTLE OLD LADIES AND FORCES ONE OUT OF ELECTED OFFICE REDNECKS IN CALIFORNIA – WE FOUND THE MOST EXPENSIVE TRAILER PARK DO YOU WONDER WHAT THERE IS TO CELEBRATE AFTER EASTER? SCOOTER & DOOM HAVE YOUR TOP TEN LIST OF CELEBRA…

TIKTOK – WHAT IS GOING ON. JESTER AND SCOOTER HAVE THEORIES. YOU NEED TO HEAR THEM… WE DISCUSS SOME OF THE MORE INTERESTING REQUESTS CUSTOMERS HAVE MADE TO RETAIL EMPLOYEES SOMEHOW WE DISCUSS THE GWYNETH PALTROW LAWSUIT.. SHE RAN OVER SOMEONE SKIING. THE BOYS ASKED A QUESITON AND THE LISTENERS RESPONDED… THE QUESTION IS “THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO YOUR …

HEY BUDDY CAN YOU SPARE A LIME? Swedish Company to Launch World's First Airbag Jeans. They Look All Safe and Puffy. But are the REALLY??? "This Is Not A Pipe," Female Suspect Claimed Woman Sues Ex-Husband For $4.5 Million Over Her Inability To Orgasm With Other Men. We discuss the latest Joe Biden statements concerning a mothers dead sons. We also …

Can I POP your Balloon? C’mon lemme do it! WHAT DAY IS IT? – Play the game and see if you know what day is being celebrated all over the world today. Controversial Puppy Bowl Star Shits During National Anthem Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl Killeen ISD investigating ‘extremely disturbing’ assignment distributed to students at Rancier …

Is there a RUN on TP for the SUPER BOWL? Be sure to visit www.beansandweenieshow.com and submit your choices for the Beans and Weenie is DOOMED Super Bowl extravaganza! What Day is it? Elderly Woman Pretended To Have Alzheimers For Over 10 Years. All The While She was One Of California’s Largest Methamphetamine Manufacturers Man leaves human jawbon…

RISE OF THE PARA CYBER SEX ANIMALS A BIG-HUGE-BWD LOVE FILLED HUG TO JELLY6 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! HEY, IS THAT A COMET OR A BALLOON? WELL, THAT IS A COMPLICATED ANSWER THE GREEN COMET MAY BE VISIBLE IN THE SKY AND WE MIGHT DISCUSS IT… DID SLEEPY JOE LET GO OF HIS BALLOONS OR IS CHINA SENDING HIM A GIFT? JESTER HAS PLENTY OF THOUGHTS ABOUT THE ENTIRE B…

Dude, WHERE DID I LEAVE MY HAMMER? We have what day is it, brought to you by Ross Dog from YouTube fame! Check his channel out… https://www.youtube.com/@RossDog We learn about: Bernie Sanders Dares Donald Trump To Compare something… can you guess what that is? Never saw this coming… Woman Impregnates 7 Female Correction Officers At A California Sta…

The Return of the KINGS! Spanky, Jester, Scooter, & ButterNuts catchup after the Holiday Hiatus Spanky found headlines he thought were interesting, You be the Judge Alec Baldwin Dept of Defense Lost a lot of MONEY?!?!?! Smuggling at the Mexican Border has taken a unique turn, Eggselent you might say Where is the best place to use Methamphetime? Not…

He’s Hot, He’s Sexy, and He wears a Funny Mask! Jester from It’s Doomsday Podcast Joins us! CHECK OUT HIS SHOW! https://itsdoomsdaypodcast.podbean.com/ Do you want to know what day it is? Well we tell you whether or not you care! Spanky has jokes and we have to splain them to Jester so you know they are not good! Hurricane Nicole is making it’s way…

WE SURVIVED THE SCARY OCTOBER, ON TO CHRISTMAS! Shout out to the Bixby Spartans and the Jenks TROJANS… Their Game with championship implications will be televised, Thursday Night at 7PM on ESPN2. NFL team owner could face huge fine for his choice of Halloween costume Do You really want to know what holidays, pseudo holidays and peoples fantasy holi…

It’s just a little Horror between Friends! HAPPY SUGAR DIABETES DAY Gust of wind blows man out of truck near Parsons, Kan. At least 6 people shot outside Pittsburgh church during funeral for man killed in shooting Woman Removed From Multiple Attractions at Theme Park as Breasts Cause Safety Hazard BREAKING NEWS TODAY! PAUL PELOSI, HUSBAND OR SUBMIS…

What did you expect Wednesday? Check out Spanky’s little rant, hint… it is funny AF! And some baked in reality… You be the judge. Check out what days we are celebrating today! We have a sure-fire method that shows we are in a recession and it is all about the BEER! Florida Man makes his rounds again… what is up with this guy? Do you ever read a hea…

FRIGHT DAY IS FOR FUN! Spanky discusses his adventures as a wee lad and trick or treating with his big brother. How do you do TRICK or TREATING? Let’s talk about it What day are you celebrating? Listen to ours but yours are probably better! We found a story of a Woman that stabbed someone with a Sex Toy…How is that possible? Find out here We have F…

BEANS & WEENIE BASEMENT OF HORROR PART I The Spanky Monologue – Spanky’s Halloween Dilemma – what costume to choose? We want to know what the “HOT” costume is this year and you do not let us down! > We have your CLINTS (Clue + Hint) so you can guess what day it is! CAN YOU GUESS? > It’s a Horror Movie kinda night! You the ever talented audience wil…

SCARY THINGS THIS WAY COMES The Spanky Monologue – Spanky’s Halloween Dilemma – what costume to choose? All the the signs you may see travelling across America > We have your CLINTS (Clue + Hint) so you can guess what day it is! CAN YOU GUESS? > What is happening in the world of FOOTBALL? > It’s a Horror Movie kinda night! We talk about the top HOR…

RIDING THE RAILS AGAIN The Spanky Monologue – Spanky’s side gig story. All the the signs you may see travelling across America >We have your CLINTS (Clue + Hint) so you can guess what day it is! CAN YOU GUESS? >Do you know what a RAINBOW KISS is? Well, we learn a little and you will not believe where this information came from! > Crime is reaching …

S3E13 – Lucky number SLIRTEEN Its Friday, let’s find out what is going on We celebrate the 75th Birthday of the United States Air Force! Hollywood Bull$#!t. What day is it? We tell you all the good ones to celebrate! Let us know what your favorites are in the comments or on Facebook - @beansandweenieshow Back in the day useless facts Stupid Humans …

S3E12 – Back in the Saddle AGAIN! HOLLYWOOD BULL$#!T: Somehow Meghan Markle is trending. DiCaprio is raising his dating age requirement. We play the popular game, “What’s in Ryan Reynold’s ASS?” Stupid News from around the world that may be closer thank you think! Do People Named after Al Pacino commit more crimes? We explore… Bucket List items and…

S3E11 – Spanky comes unwound HAPPY FRIDAY! What’s on the MENU tonight you ask? Hollywood BULL$#!T: Dana HAMM, Trouble in Paradise with TB12 & GB, and other stuff including Teletubbies exclusive Are PEOPLE REALLY THAT STUPID? We have stories that would prove this hypothesis FLORIDA Do we need to say anymore? YES, we have a lot to say! Woman asks to …

S3E10 – SPANKY IN DRAG Hollywood BULL$#!T: Maitland Ward – Porn Star, New Shows coming out…Special Forces: Ultimate Test How busy is to busy? Is your life a little too busy? Case in point – Woman in San Antonio runs over deputy dropping kid off at school because she is running late! Social Media and HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE? Man provides blue print on…

S3E9 – Spanky Comes Home! Hollywood BULL$#!T: VMA’s, Aubrey Plaza & Danny DeVito, and Sydney Sweeney Stupid News: Leave Denmark to die in America? Emotional Support Alligator ?!?!?! News from our Capitol… How does the Canadian VA feel about Canadian Vets… Just die already! New York Stupidity at its finest All This and More. Send us a comment or an …

S3E8 – Spanky’s humpin along Hollywood BULL$#!T: Kim Kardashian, Sylvester Stallone and Olivia’s Grease all ringing the Hollyweird bell today! Stupid News from around the world: FedEx Delivery gone wrong?!?! When do having kids make you the happiest?!?? Where is the best place to run out of fuel in an airplane… good question STUPID PEOPLE making qu…