THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED with SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER

The Beans and Weenies Variety Show Podcast

SEASON 5 INAUGURAL EPISODE!

WE FIND OUT WHY JESTER IS NOT A PLUMBER OR IS HE FULL OF $#!T?

THERE IS A WILD DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME OF OUR FANTASTIC LISTENERS AND THE RELATIONSHIPS THEY MAY HAVE.

WE FIND OUT WHICH PODCAST HOST IS GINORMOUSLY ENDOWED… OR IS SHE?

IS THE UFC MAKING THE WRONG GENDER CHOICES IN A BEVERAGE? SPANKY HAS FEELINGS…

WHY IS IT OKAY FOR PALESTINIANS TO PROTEST THE US GOVERNMENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE BUT AMERICAN CITIZENS ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR LEGALLY PROTESTING AT THE CAPITOL?

WE FOUND OUT COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE DUMB WHEN THEY WEAR COSTUMES, ESPECIALLY BANANA FULL BODY SUITS

WE ASK THE QUESTION, “WHY SHOULDN’T FOURTH GRADERS BE ALLOWED TO WATCH RATED “R” FILMS IN CLASS?” YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED AT THIS ONE…

WE TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT COSTUMES WERE THE BEST THIS YEAR, TURNS OUT, NO ONE WENT TRICK OR TREATING SO WE HAVE NO IDEA AND WE DON’T CARE.

SCOOTER GIVES A LITTLE UPDATE ON THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF MOM AND THE EVIL ALZHEIMERS/DEMENTIA.

WHAT DO ANIMAL ABUSE AND PATRONIZING A PROSTITUTE HAVE IN COMMON? WELL IF YOU LISTEN YOU MAY FIND OUT MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW.

STUFFED ANIMAL SEX. CAN’T FIND ANY OTHER WAY TO SAY IT BUT WE TALK ABOUT IT WHETHER YOU WANT TO HEAR OR NOT. ALL WE CAN SAY IS, ARKANSAS – WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE NATURAL STATE?

WE TALK A LITTLE SPORTS AND THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY ARE THE ETERNAL BEDLAM WINNERS AND THE SOONERS SUCK. YES I SAID IT.

I AM SURE THERE IS A LOT OF OTHER FUNNY FUNNY $#!T WE TALKED ABOUT SO YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO LISTEN AND LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF.