Best Guy Lambert Podcasts (2024)

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Trump Assassination Attempt, Richard Simmons, Shannon Doherty & Dr. Ruth! 1:19:48

20m ago1:19:48

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It's an all-new Carolina Reeper Show! In this episode...Former President Trump got shot by a misguided 20-year-old dork with bad aim. So we’ll talk about it. Celebrity deaths are in the news! Jon and the gang will take time to remember Richard Simmons, Shannon Doherty, Dr. Ruth Westhiemer, and Joe Bonsall of the Oak Ridge Boys. Also, pal Marc Hunt …

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Hickory Crawdads with Kurtis, Shark Week and Idiotic TikToks! 1:08:12

7d ago1:08:12

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Welcome to an all-new Carolina Reeper! This episode is like a chaotic caption this contest with Kurtis while eating a hotdog in a hurricane at a Hickory Crawdads game! In this episode, Jon and the gang talk about Hurricane Beryl, Jon shares some of his new favorite Idiotic TikToks, we celebrate Shark Week, get a Mystery History Lesson from Intern I…

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Happy Birthday America! 1:04:17

10d ago1:04:17

1:04:17

It's an all-new Carolina Reeper Show! This episode is where Patriotism, Performance, and Pyrotechnics, Collide in a Cacophony of Loud Kabooms that produce Mushroom Clouds! We’re gonna give you fuel, give you fire, give you that which you desire. We're celebrating the 4th of July.. Happy Birthday, America! We’re gonna look at some fireworks gone wro…

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Jamaica, Goodwill Hunting, Idiotic TikToks and Hawk Tuah! 58:22

20d ago58:22

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Welcome to an all-new Carolina Reeper Show! This episode is like Jamaican Jambalaya of Jerk Chicken and Catfish Goulash with Cornball Nuggets. I’m back from Jamaica, I survived and we’ve got stories to tell. Also, we’re gonna talk about the Hawk Tuah Girl and how Mike Judge predicted the future. Plus, I have more residual checks to give away. Who w…

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Father's Day, Jamaica, and Colonoscopies! 1:02:57

24d ago1:02:57

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Welcome to an all-new Carolina Reeper Show! This week's episode is like an Intimate Invasive Intrusive Anal Father from Jamaica, Mon! It's National WANNA GET AWAY DAY... so I talk about my upcoming trip to Jamaica. We talk about my recent colonoscopy and I place bets with my crew about whether I'm getting a Father's Day gift or not. What's the best…

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100. Retrospective: Our Favorites of the Past 100 Episodes 52:15

1M ago52:15

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It's Episode 100! So we both went through the episodes we've published so far, to pick our favorites. Out of them, we picked three apiece, and then, as a grand winner, the one that turned up on both of our lists -- not the highest favorite of either of us, but pretty damn beloved. We explain why they all made the cut. And had a lot of fun, remember…

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Karaoke Chaos with Kurtis, JoJo is a No Go and Goodwill Hunting! 1:00:54

1M ago1:00:54

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Welcome to an all-new episode of the Carolina Reeper Show! This episode is a whirlwind of whimsy, wrapped in a witty wisecracker. UPDATE! We have a new segment, Karaoke Chaos with Kurtis! Kurtis performs crowd favorites at Romeo and Brewliet Taproom & Pourhouse in Hickory. He is a professional karaoke singer after all! You don't want to miss this! …

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The Memorial Day Edition! 1:18:22

2M ago1:18:22

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In this brand new edition of Carolina Reeper Jon spends some quality time with The Alan Jackson talking Memorial Day festivities and our preferred bathroom habits while vacationing. Also! Jon shares some news about his upcoming OnlyFans account... What would you pay money to see Jon do? Plus! Jon and Alan have some Idiotic TikToks qued up that you …

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Stenhouse, Segal, Rachtman, and Isaiah! 1:04:14

2M ago1:04:14

1:04:14

It’s an all-new Carolina Reeper Show with Jon Reep! This episode is noteworthy! You might want to write this down because it’s National Memo Day. In this episode, the crew discusses the Ricky Stenhouse Jr. vs Kyle Busch fight at this week's Nascar race, Steven Segal singing about “The Punani” and Riki Rachtman trying to steal Jon’s laptop on a flig…

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99. Juliane de Fontevrault Tries to Kill Her Father (Henry I) With a Crossbow, Normandy 1110 42:13

2M ago42:13

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It was unusual for medieval women to kill their fathers, and especially unusual for them to use crossbows to do it. Juliane de Fontrevault tried both, but she missed King Henry I, who was at the time besieging her castle in Normandy. There had been an altercation, you see, which led to a major hostage failure, wherein Juliane's husband Eustace blin…

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Bigfoot, Buttermilk Biscuits and Goodwill Hunting! 1:25:37

2M ago1:25:37

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Welcome to the all-new Carolina Reeper show! This episode is going to be generous, kind-hearted, and compassionate. By the way…It’s National Decency Day. Have you no decency sir!? Also, we’re going to talk about buttermilk biscuits, bigfoot, and hygiene routines... You’ll not want to miss this segment! Also, my pal Marcus Stamos is in the house so …

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Comedian Chris Munch, Mother's Day, and Residual Checks! 1:10:59

2M ago1:10:59

1:10:59

This episode is gonna be a little cringy, a little lip-smacking, and it might even give you dry mouth. This episode is gonna be a little cringy, a little lip-smacking, and it might even give you dry mouth. Comedian Chris Munch will Zoom into the show with his cast of characters including Steven Stephens, Pastor Bobby, and Chad the Mulit-Level Marke…

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Tepper Tantrum, The Kid Rock Comedy Jam and $5 Self Defense Classes 1:05:01

2M ago1:05:01

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Welcome to an ALL-NEW Carolina Reeper! This episode is gonna make you flip your lid or pop your top. Either way hats off to David Tepper for throwing another Tepper-temper tantrum. We’ll discuss. Also, my pal Marc Hunt is here so we’re gonna play Goodwill Hunting, as we unbox gifts that we got each other at a Goodwill. Plus, we’re gonna talk about …

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Flashbacks! with Nate Bargatze and Dusty Slay 34:29

3M ago34:29

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Here come the flashbacks!... I'm on the road this week, performing with Kid Rock in Nashville, but I was able to put together a couple of great interviews we've done in the past with comedians Nate Bargatze and Dusty Slay for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Download and Listen to the CAROLINA REEPER with Jon Reep Podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/tbx…

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The Partial Eclipse of the Heart, Idiotic TikTok's and Residual Checks for Everyone! 1:14:40

3M ago1:14:40

1:14:40

Have you heard of Factor meals? Factor’s delicious, ready-to-eat meals make eating better, every day, easy. Wherever tomorrow takes you, be ready with pre-prepared chef-crafted and dietician-approved meals delivered right to your door. Head to FactorMeals.com/reep50 and use promo code "reep50" to get 50% off. It’s an ALL-NEW CAROLINA REEPER Show! T…

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98. April Fool's Episode: Debunking the Chastity Belt 1:10:09

4M ago1:10:09

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There were not, in the Middle Ages, any chastity belts. They did not exist. Really, they didn't. They show up later, when enlighted ages say that they were used in the Middle Ages. Then, enlightened ages invented them, and now you can buy them on Amazon. Michelle explains how we know they didn't exist, and how they got invented, and why the later a…

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NC State Final Four, The New Roadhouse, and the "Governance of Rooting in Collegiate Athletics" 1:16:17

4M ago1:16:17

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Welcome to another jam-packed edition of the CAROLINA REEPER show! Today’s episode is like a couple of Determined DJ’s Defeating of Bunch of Delusional, Duke Blue Devils. How bout that WolfPack? Final Four baby. Here we come! What do you think of movie remakes? We’re going to get into the new Roadhouse. Have you seen it? Sebastian is in the house a…

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97. Galeazzo Maria Sforza, the Duke of Milan, is Assassinated, Milan, Duchy of Milan 1476 33:03

4M ago33:03

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Sometimes when our medieval rulers get assassinated we can see why, and that's the case for Galeazzo Maria Sforza, who was a very bad sort of person. So, not surprisingly, he got stabbed to death by conspirators. Two of them were out for personal gain, but one was a poet who was, he believed, serving the greater communal good, which charms Anne. We…

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96. Leszek the White, High Duke of Poland, is Assassinated, Morcinkowo, Poland 1227 59:30

4M ago59:30

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During the Fragmentation of Poland, which lasted from 1138 to 1320, Leszek Bialy -- Leszek the White -- managed to reign as the High Duke of Poland four times, the last reign going on for 16 years before it ended, on account of his having been assassinated. That's a long reign, during the age of fragmentation, when the realm was, well, fragmented, …

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Jon's Birthday Show! NCAA Stolen Valor, Idiotic TikTokets & Goodwill Hunting! 1:03:34

4M ago1:03:34

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Almost LIVE, from Hickory! It's an All NEW Carolina Reeper Show! This episode is like an Easter Bunny, UnBoxing a BBQ’ed Basketball, at a Birthday Party! Easter is right around the corner... tune in for the Popsicle "Rabbit Food" Easter story! (Spoiler: it wasn't food) It's Jon's Birthday Show! How old do you think I am? Leave it in the comments! I…

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95. Henry d'Almain is Murdered, Viterbo, Italy 1271 40:52

4M ago40:52

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Henry d'Almain didn't really want to fight in the Second Barons' War, because the leaders of the two sides were both his uncles, and when his uncle Simon de Montfort was killed and mutilated in the last battle, he wasn't part of that, so it was really unseemly for his cousins, the sons of Simon de Montfort, to find him in a church in Italy and slau…

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Wolfpack Basketball, Idiotic TikToks and Mukbanging with Mom'osa! 1:19:45

4M ago1:19:45

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Almost LIVE, from Hickory! It's an All NEW Carolina Reeper Show! This episode is like a Hungry Pack of Wolves, Feasting on a Helpless Little Baby Ram Lamb. Did you watch the ACC tournament? Who won? Did I piss you off with my video posts? We’re gonna share some of our favorite Idiotic TikTok videos and see what my co-host Intern Isaiah, our residen…

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The Oscars vs. Joe Biden, Idiotic TikToks, Duke Trips and Goodwill Hunting! 1:05:01

4M ago1:05:01

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Have you heard of Factor meals? Factor’s delicious, ready-to-eat meals make eating better, every day, easy. Wherever tomorrow takes you, be ready with pre-prepared chef-crafted and dietician-approved meals delivered right to your door. Head to FactorMeals.com/reep50 and use promo code "reep50" to get 50% off. It’s an ALL-NEW Carolina Reeper Show! T…

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94. Maddelena, a Circassian, is Bought in Crimea and Sold in Italy, Venice, Italy c. 1428 41:38

4M ago41:38

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We thought it would be interesting to talk about the Crimean Slave Trade, but we had not known that would, essentially, cover all of written history and all of the Old World. But it was on the schedule, and we found it interesting. So! We'll start with the mother of Carlo de Medici, Maddelena, who was captured in or sold from Circassia (it's over o…

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Super Tuesday Cyber Attacks! Idiotic TikTockets! Alabama War Eagle Memes! 1:13:13

5M ago1:13:13

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Today’s episode is like a Super Cyber Attack on Crimson Tuesday! It’ll make ya shout "Roll Eagle!" or is it "War Tide"? Happy Super Tuesday everybody! Did ya vote? I did. Didn’t feel so super. So we’re gonna talk about that, and the fact there was a cyber attack on Facebook and Instagram. Coincidence? Hmmm. Also, I’m gonna share some MEME’s y’all c…

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Cam Newton Fights! Duke Falls! Florida Olympics! And Idiotic TikToks! 1:08:41

5M ago1:08:41

1:08:41

This episode is like a court-storming sucker punch at a sorry stampede! We talk about Cam Newton beating off three dudes in Atlanta, Duke basketball player Kyle Filipowski tripping a Wake Forest fan during a court rush, and the state of Florida finally getting its own Olympics. Plus we make fun of idiotic TikTok’s and since I have some new Residual…

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93. Michael Servetus is Murdered, Geneva, Republic of Geneva 1553 51:35

5M ago51:35

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Michael Servetus was one of those brilliant people who can be a bit annoying. He read and/or spoke Spanish and French and Hebrew and Latin and Arabic and Greek and who knows what all. He studied and/or wrote books on theology, medicine, mathematics, law, and some other stuff. He wrote poetry. He had a bunch of degrees. But he had to leave the Studi…

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Idiotic TikToks, National Comfy Day, and Curb Your Enthusiasm! 1:25:58

5M ago1:25:58

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FACTOR's delicious, ready-to-eat meals make eating better every day easy. Wherever tomorrow takes you, be ready with pre-prepared chef-crafted and dietician-approved meals delivered right to your door. Head to www.FACTORMEALS.com/REEP50 and use code "REEP50" to get 50% off! In today’s cozy little episode, we're embracing National Comfy Day! So slid…

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King Charles, Napoleon, Olde Hickory Brewery and Goodwill Hunting! 1:08:44

5M ago1:08:44

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Taylor Swift and the Chiefs, Why Elmo is so Angry, and a Basketball Collision! 58:55

5M ago58:55

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In this episode, we dive into the divisive devotion and disdain for Taylor Swift and the Kansas City Chiefs' competitive clashes, and the charming chronicles of "Love on the Spectrum," a series spotlighting the sweet stories of dating with autism. It's a captivating conversation crammed with contrasts, from pop culture passions, to football frenzie…

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Is the NFL Rigged? Busey's Buttered Sausages, WWE2K24, and National Pie Day! 1:13:02

6M ago1:13:02

1:13:02

Welcome to Carolina Reeper! It’s like a PM Magazine from the Carolinas on the Crack Corn! And in this PARTICULARLY PECULIAR PODCAST, we PLAYFULLY PONDER over a PICTURE of Gary Busey, PARTAKE in the PLEASURES of National PIE Day, and PASSIONATELY PROBE whether the NFL PLAYOFFS are as Fixed, Fabricated, or Fictitiously scripted as PROFESSIONAL Wrestl…

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Meathead, Gold Star Chili, the Best Restaurant Bread and How 'Bout Them Cowboys? 1:02:28

6M ago1:02:28

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Today’s show is like a Meathead cowboy eating Gold Star Chili at a Texas Roadhouse! In Best Trends, Rob Reiner (aka Meathead) is trending. What's Meathead saying this time that's getting him some attention? Texas Roadhouse is also trending as people are talking about who's got the best restaurant bread... Olive Garden, Outback Steakhouse, Red Lobst…

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Katt Williams Goes Nuclear, Jo Koy Hosts the Golden Globes, and David Tepper Strikes Again! 1:36:37

6M ago1:36:37

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A Tepper Tantrum, a Hotel Hangover, Ian Ziering Gets Jumped and a Pop-Tart Sacrifice! 1:23:26

7M ago1:23:26

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Today’s show will make you want to throw a drink at a mini bike while passed out in a hotel hallway! In Best Trends… Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper throws another Tepper Tantrum when he tosses a drink at a Jacksonville Jaguars fan. Pretty soon he’ll be on Desperate Housewives. We get a play-by-play of the incident and I put out a call for ide…

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92. Special Episode: The New Guys Celebrate Christmas, Plymouth (Massachusetts), December 25, 1621 48:16

7M ago48:16

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On the second Christmas that the Pilgrims spent in Plymouth (the first had been spent cutting down trees and building houses), the governor of the colony, William Bradford, gathered the men together so that they could all go do the Lord's work (which was probably cutting down trees and building houses). Some of the colonists were newly arrived, and…

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91. Lambert Simnel and Perkin Warbeck Pretend to be Kings, England 1487 and 1491 1:00:55

7M ago1:00:55

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So, there were those two boys in the Tower of London, Edward V, King of England, who was 12, and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York, who was 9, and they disappeared one summer after their uncle Richard declared them illegitimate and became King Richard III. And it was a total mystery as to what happened to them, and still is, and Richard III was n…

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Have Yourself a Merry Christmas Colonoscopy! 1:25:14

7M ago1:25:14

1:25:14

Today’s show is like rocking around a Christmas colonoscopy... or should I call it a "Christmoscopy"? I got a colonoscopy coming up my butt this week, so me and my buddies talk about it on the show. In Best Trends, Brenda Lee’s "Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree" hits No. 1 65 Years After Its Release. Why? How? Does this mean we don't have to hear …

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90. The Jacquerie Smashes Property, France 1358 48:55

7M ago48:55

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In the summer of 1358, French peasants took up arms -- this means mostly sticks -- and attacked the nobility. They did indeed murder some of them, but mostly, almost entirely, the burnt down property. They didn't even loot. They just destroyed stuff. The nobility had gotten problematic, certainly, what with running away from important battles and t…

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Mahomes Goes Bezerk, a One-Legged Gunman Escapes, and Show Your Meat! 1:19:47

7M ago1:19:47

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Thank you to our partner, EveryPlate! Get a meal for $1.49 PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering the code "49reep"!(Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak.) Today’s show is crazier than a one-legged man throwing a conniption fit and meaner than Patrick Mahomes during a sideline meltdown. In Best…

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A Happy Dancing Ginger Kid and the Snubbed Seminoles! 1:01:34

7M ago1:01:34

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Today’s show is like a happy, dancing Ginger Ninja Kid who got snubbed from the playoffs! In Best Trends, Florida State got snubbed from the college playoffs. What are our thoughts on this? And what bowl games did NC State and UNC make it to? Who got the best-sounding bowl game? A ginger kid is lighting up the internet with his dancing. Does he loo…

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89. Vasvilkas, Grand Duke of Lithuania, is Assassinated, Volodymyr, Ukraine 1267 35:56

8M ago35:56

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Vasvilkas, the Grand Duke of Lithuania, got assassinated for a reason that Michelle considers the stupidest assassination reason the podcast has seen so far, that being that when Vasvilkas, the Monk Prince, decided to give up the throne so he could go back to being a monk, he gave it to a brother in law, and another brother in law thought that Vasv…

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You're Fired! Carolina Panthers, Dolly Parton, NC State, and My Thanksgiving Feast! 1:17:32

8M ago1:17:32

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Welcome to Carolina Reeper! It’s like a PM Magazine from the Carolinas on the Crack Corn! Today’s show is an elderly NFL version of The Apprentice! You’re fired! Frank Riech gets fired as head coach of the Carolina Panthers. Who should be the new head coach? You should try my new BBQ sauce... "South in Ya Mouth"! Check it out at JonReep.com. Did yo…

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88. St. Scholastica Riot, Oxford England, February 10, 1355 42:42

8M ago42:42

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Sometimes students riot, maybe because of tuition hikes, or because a coach got fired for a sex abuse scandal, or because their team won a game, or because their team lost a game, or because the university became integrated, or because the government is moving into authoritarianism, or because the government already was authoritarian but is getting…

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What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor? Football, Cruise Stories and Side Dishes! 1:02:59

8M ago1:02:59

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Thank you to our sponsor, EveryPlate. Hoping to budget your food expenses this holiday season? Get more bang for your bite with America’s Best Value Meal Kit! EveryPlate is cheaper than takeout, with no hidden fees, so you can add more items to your cart for delicious holiday meals. Get a meal for $1.49 PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlat…

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Sea Amigos Cruise, Residual Checks and Mac from WFNZ! 1:11:37

8M ago1:11:37

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Today's Carolina Reeper episode with Jon Reep is like a fanatical cruise ship captain sailing through the Caribbean! Lainey, Jon's stepdaughter is in the house as co-host and we give away money in the How Much is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check Game! Plus Mac from the Mac & Bone Show on 92.7 WFNZ Sports Radio Zoom's in to join Jon to talk C…

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Lake Hickory Haunts, Matthew Perry, and the Carolina Panthers Win! CAROLINA REEPER with Jon Reep! 1:08:55

8M ago1:08:55

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Happy Halloween episode of CAROLINA REEPER with Jon Reep! Join us as we visit Lake Hickory Haunts, where I get in the makeup chair and meet some of the behind-the-scenes frighteners. But don't call me "Chucky"! We also talk about the passing of Matthew Perry and how the Carolina Panthers have finally won a game! Download and Listen to the CAROLINA …

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Taylor Swift, New Hot Peppers and Stand-Up in Lenoir! The Carolina Reeper Show with Jon Reep! 1:33:40

9M ago1:33:40

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Hoping to budget your food expenses this fall? Get more bang for your bite with America’s Best Value Meal Kit! EveryPlate has no hidden fees, so you can count on great value, week after week. Plus, only pay for what you need with pre-portioned ingredients. Get a meal for $1.49 by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code 49REEP. That’s up t…

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Oktoberfest, Three's Company and Goodwill Hunting! The CAROLINA REEPER with Jon Reep! 1:05:50

9M ago1:05:50

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Today’s show is like … Three's Company Oktoberfest on a Budget! Hey Ever’body! I’m back baby! Welcome to the first-ever CAROLINA REEPER Show! I went to downtown Hickory to quiz people about the history of Oktoberfest and I met some very interesting characters. We also remember TV legend Suzanne Somers, talk a little Taylor Swift, and play the Goodw…

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87. King Philip Augustus Fakes a Genealogy, Paris, France 1194 43:41

9M ago43:41

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Philip, the King of France, married Ingeborg of Denmark, and it would have been a really great political alliance, except that after the wedding night Philip wanted out. So he asked the pope to annul the marriage, saying that it hadn't been consummated, on account of witchcraft, and he sent Ingeborg to a convent. But Ingeborg said the marriage HAD …

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86. Henry VI, Holy Roman Emperor, Does Various Bad Things, Germany, Italy, and Sicily, 1169-1197 55:30

10M ago55:30

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Sandwiched between two legendary Holy Roman Emperors -- his father, Frederick Barbarossa, and his son, Frederick II -- Henry VI, who was not legendary, and who died at the age of 31 (his dad died at 67 and his son at 55; lots more time to rack up legendary activities), nevertheless managed to acquire a nickname -- "The Cruel" -- in large part becau…

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