Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Trigger Warning: All Canadian's out there and/or people from Vermont who partake in the timeless tradition of pouring syrup on snow and consuming it. Be aware that this book brings it u…

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss Part 3 of “Plague”, book 4 of Michael Grant's "GONE" series! In this episode, Tim asks for a quote from a power washer man, Kaycie finds an insect infant cute, Alex cackles quite a lot, and we all get deep into the Twilight lore.... again. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth f…

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Jonathan Taylor Thomas (né Weiss; born September 8, 1981) is an American actor and director. He is known for portraying Randy Taylor on Home Improvement and voicing young Simba in Disne…

Chris Grine is back to talk to us about the newest Animorphs graphic novel, "The Predator"! In this episode, Chris has opinions about the Muppets, Jenna is going to fight Chris, there's a scheme involving a Slim Jim, and CAN WE PET THAT DOG? Join us on the 1st and 15th of each month for new episodes!…

What's this?! Surprise Attack Book Club is back AGAIN! We sit down with Digital Media Track Director Charles McFall to discuss all things Dragon Con DMT 2024. We also highlight authors we will be seeing AT Dragon Con this year - check them out: Clint Hall "Steal Fire From the Gods" https://clinthall.com Jason Dorough "Akithar's Greatest Trick" http…

What's this?! Surprise Attack Book Club is back AGAIN! We sit down with Digital Media Track Director Charles McFall to discuss all things Dragon Con DMT 2024. We also highlight authors we will be seeing AT Dragon Con this year - check them out: Clint Hall "Steal Fire From the Gods" https://clinthall.com Jason Dorough "Akithar's Greatest Trick" http…

What's this?! Surprise Attack Book Club is back! Not only did we read a great book, but we also had the chance to sit down with the Author. Jason Dorough "Akithar's Greatest Trick" https://jasondorough.com Search the DragonCon app to see all of Jason's appearances at DragonCon2024 Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@Jen…

What's this?! Surprise Attack Book Club is back! Not only did we read a great book, but we also had the chance to sit down with the Author. Jason Dorough "Akithar's Greatest Trick" https://jasondorough.com Search the DragonCon app to see all of Jason's appearances at DragonCon2024 Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@Jen…

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Amy is BACK! I mean, not our Amy but another very Amylike Amy. Aw jeez I made this episode description all about her didn't I? She would love that wouldn't she. DANG IT AMY! YOU HAVE DO…

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss Part 2 of “Plague”, book 4 of Michael Grant's "GONE" series! In this episode, Tim is taking his beautiful son Quinn to protect him from the horrors of the world, Kaycie reminisces about the time we ate cold potato soup, Alex is a disappointed dad, and we all decide to get in on that BSide Y…

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Would you like schemes? Kidnapping? Perhaps a crony who tries to punch a child? All of that is in this episode! Oh I guess we also read a book.... secondary to whatever Horse Girl schem…

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss Part 1 of “Plague”, book 4 of Michael Grant's "GONE" series! In this episode, Tim is going to be Biscuit Ray Cyrus, Kaycie is going to be Biscuit Joe Armstrong, Tim changes his to Biscuit Eillish and then back to Biscuit Ray Cyrus, Alex tries to do one but she just yells “JESSICA SICKFUCK”,…

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Guess who's back? It's The Artifessor (instagram.com/the_artifessor/)! This time we watched War Horse, which is a fantastic film about every British actor you have ever known. At least …

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss Part 3 of “Lies”, book 3 of Michael Grant's "GONE" series! In this episode, Kaycie cries 'I didnt eat Panda! I didn't'. Tim talks about the 1986 Transformers movie. Alex gets a new catchphrase. We all assign which type of bender the branches of military would be. Join us each month on the f…

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! We’re back in the Saddle Club agaaaain~! Weak-ass bitch legs, lil shrimp toes, makes a man go yee-haw?? A book is read, a quiz is done, did Billy Ray Cyrus and Kristen Stewart have a se…

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss Part 2 of “Lies”, book 3 of Michael Grant's "GONE" series! In this episode, Kaycie tries to come up with a malaphor, Alex posits the great philosophical question: “If you’re good at it, and it’s bad, is it good?”, Tim says some Chee bullshit, and we all hate Zil and Astrid. Join us each mon…

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! You know what we love? Secrets. Also, horses. So what if we went ahead and took secrets and made them into horses... or what if we made the horses into SECRETS?! Yeah yeah, this is good…

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss Part 1 of “Lies”, book 3 of Michael Grant's "GONE" series! In this episode, Kaycie thinks Tim is the daddiest. Tim coins the term the Caine Crane. Alex decides she needs to do something dramatic. We all do not love what Astrid is up to. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for …

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Frooooooom Cadmus to Crisis -is is is is we brought in David Beyer himself!!! We became what I think is now genuinely one of his favorite films. I mean, it is all of our favorite film. …

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss Part 4 of “Hunger”, book 2 of Michael Grant's "GONE" series! In this episode, Kaycie plans a scheme involving a mug, Alex tells a heroic story of how she saved a plane with her backpack, Tim’s greatest failure is that he hasn’t screamed “Begone, thot!” at Alex yet, and we all very much hate…

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!! Are you ready for the episode where Tim realizes just what he's gotten himself into? It's this one... If you like this ep cons…

Kaycie and Alex are back to discuss the Animorphs -- along with two new friends! We are joined by Jenna, a longtime fan, and Emily, who is reading the books for the first time! We will be Twitch streaming these discussions, you can subscribe and watch live when they happen! ⭐️twitch.tv/animorphsanonymous⭐️ Or you can watch the recap of our twitch s…

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss Part 3 of “Hunger”, book 2 of Michael Grant's "GONE" series! In this episode, Kaycie says judge not the ghost by the quality of his CGI but by the measure of his ghost heart, Tim says "this guy is nailing me", Alex thinks Wesley Snipes was the guy from Princess Bride, and we all decide what…

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! We got possibly the coolest horse girl of all time- Veronica! Of Horsemanship Unlocked! Actual trick rider, circus performer, and liberty trainer! So of course we decided to make her wa…

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss "Wishtree" by Katherine Applegate! In this episode, Kaycie has no words, Alex feels that explaining jokes makes them funnier, Tim questions his pronunciation of the word monoecious, and we all can’t believe they tried to ban this book. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for n…

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Here to talk about our projected fourth quarter earnings is the one and only Josh (@BlackCloakDM)! It is an intense bout of projections but I think that with the low hanging fruit on de…

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! What's the difference between a bucking bull and a horse? We explore that in depth with Mike Crugnola (@futureXskeleton) himself! Also- before we get in too deep this is a REAL STORY. S…

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss Part 2 of “Hunger”, book 2 of Michael Grant's "GONE" series! In this episode, Kaycie wants to know if you cut a dog hotdog or hamburger style, Tim thinks everyone is thinking about making out with him, Alex got rockem sockem robots for Christmas, and we all candardize. Join us each month on…

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! No way, NO WAY, THE Kaycie D? On Horse Girls! You mean the one that writes and illustrates B Side You the world famous web comic that you can read for free at bsideyoucomic.com? I can't…

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss Part 1 of “Hunger”, book 2 of Michael Grant's "GONE" series! In this episode, Kaycie says “Perdorko Beach walks so Perdildo Bitch could run”, Alex wants to hang out with all the animal mutants in the FAYZ, Tim learns about mustelids and Mr. Bucket, and we all talk about whether or not we’d …

Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Nine by Chris Wooding We talk about the book for at least 10 minutes...maybe. What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna…

Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Nine by Chris Wooding We talk about the book for at least 10 minutes...maybe. What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna…

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! We are joined by the incredible The_Artifessor to talk about a surprisingly good Spiderman movie titled Spiderman: Seabiscuit. It was an entirely new take on superpowers in that Tobias …

Welcome back to the AppleGrant Book Club, where we discuss Book 1, Part 4 of Michael Grant's "GONE" series! In this episode, Kaycie decide to give Tim a bird quiz, Alex jumps on board with the bird quiz, Tim has to take a bird quiz, and we all find out we know what a seagull is. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes.…