Best Laguna Biotch Podcasts (2024)

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Patreon Teaser: Zach Bryan and Brianna Chickenfry Timeline Deep Dive (with Laguna Biotch, Kelli Williams) 5:27

10d ago5:27

5:27

Listen to the full episode and get access to over 80 episodes when you join the Ready to Be Petty Patreon. For $5 USD/month, you get weekly episodes on trending topics and pop culture deep dives and entry to the Discord to chat with other listeners. Public episodes of Ready to Be Petty are on hiatus until September 2024. You can also check out Torr…

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Episode 441: The Late Great Cannibal Hammer w/ Raheel 46:23

8h ago46:23

46:23

What a week it has been in the US election front! We talk about that extensively before we chat about famous Cannibal and Noor's birthday twin, Armie Hammer and then we wrap up the chat on HOTD Season 2 Episode 6 over on the Patreon! Patreon.com/therealityispod

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Episode 440: Oops I pooped at goop's w/ Raheel 58:18

7d ago58:18

58:18

GUYS! ITS BLEAK OUT THERE and we lost power half way! Head to the Patreon for the House of The Dragon talk!

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Patreon Teaser: Who is Derek Blasberg? 14:10

2h ago14:10

14:10

Listen to the full episode and get access to over 85 episodes when you join the Ready to Be Petty Patreon. For $5 USD/month, you get weekly episodes on trending topics and pop culture deep dives and entry to the Discord to chat with other listeners. Public episodes of Ready to Be Petty are on hiatus until September 2024. You can also check out Torr…

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Episode 439: BUZZIN' w/ Kendrick Tucker @withkendricktucker (Housewives, Villas, & Dragons!) 1:40:48

21m ago1:40:48

1:40:48

Patron Saint of the Villa and the Prince Who Was Promised, Kendrick Tucker, hops on to discuss this week's Bravo content (RHONJ and why it sucks, RHOC premiere, and RHODubai's delulus), about 3000 hours of Love Island USA, and of course HOT-D!!! House of the Dragon episodes 1-4!

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Patreon Teaser: Celebrity Baby Names and Predictions (Summer 2024) 16:09

6d ago16:09

16:09

Listen to the full episode and get access to over 80 episodes when you join the Ready to Be Petty Patreon. For $5 USD/month, you get weekly episodes on trending topics and pop culture deep dives and entry to the Discord to chat with other listeners. Public episodes of Ready to Be Petty are on hiatus until September 2024. You can also check out Torr…

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Episode 438: American dream out of service w/ Raheel 1:09:40

11d ago1:09:40

1:09:40

OOF! These elections! The debate! America you are EMBARAAHZING! We also talk briefly about sports things like Nepotism in the NBA! Also a dark and full of spoilers AND DONGS discussion on the latest House Of The Dragon Season 2 Episode 3!

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Patreon Teaser: Summer House Season 8 Recap 20:02

13d ago20:02

20:02

Listen to the full episode and get access to over 80 episodes when you join the Ready to Be Petty Patreon. For $5 USD/month, you get weekly episodes on trending topics and pop culture deep dives and entry to the Discord to chat with other listeners. Public episodes of Ready to Be Petty are on hiatus until September 2024. You can also check out Torr…

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Episode 437: You're dirty w/ @bravoandbotox 1:02:19

27d ago1:02:19

1:02:19

The twitter round up queen @BravoAndBotox and host of @thebravopapers Podcast hops on to talk housewives and of course the exit of Twirl aka Kenya Moore.

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Episode 436: Poop Dans Le Seine w/ Raheel 1:08:26

17d ago1:08:26

1:08:26

Stop doxxing cops...sometimes! Taylor Swift takes on UK! Princess of Wales update! The Parisians have the grossest protests! Pay the Cowboys cheerleaders! Bill Belichik's girlfriend has an old soul! JJ Reddick probably said the N word! AND a dark and full of spoilers House of the Dragon recap!

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Episode 435: Enemy of a friend of a housewife w/ Aarti 1:04:20

21d ago1:04:20

1:04:20

Aarti is back to talk about the Delulus of Real Housewives of Dubai and Noor's twitter beef with a random friend of, the Fugazis on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and we dabble briefly at the very end about the House of the Dragon season 2 premiere it is dark and full spoilers!

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Episode 434: Cry me a river w/ Raheel 43:43

25d ago43:43

43:43

Justin Timberlake is a drunk! WBNA players are hot! Gayle King embarrasses best friend Oprah!

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Episode 433: Andy's Loverboys w/ Aarti 1:08:12

28d ago1:08:12

1:08:12

As the people have wanted Aarti is back to talk about the Real Housewives of Dubai, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Kenya Moore and Summer House!

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Patreon Teaser: Is Joe Jonas an Asshole? (And Other Unanswerable Jemi Questions) 9:17

2M ago9:17

9:17

Listen to the full episode and get access to over 80 episodes when you join the Ready to Be Petty Patreon. For $5 USD/month, you get weekly episodes on trending topics and pop culture deep dives and entry to the Discord to chat with other listeners. Public episodes of Ready to Be Petty are on hiatus until September 2024. You can also check out Torr…

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Episode 432: Transatlantic accents w/ Donny Hadfield @realdonnywood 1:05:42

1M ago1:05:42

1:05:42

Catching up Pop culture, Bravo, and accents with one half of I Am The Cute One, Donny Hadfield!

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Patreon Teaser: Boy Crush: Cody Simpson 11:01

2M ago11:01

11:01

Listen to the full episode and get access to over 80 episodes when you join the Ready to Be Petty Patreon. For $5 USD/month, you get weekly episodes on trending topics and pop culture deep dives and entry to the Discord to chat with other listeners. Public episodes of Ready to Be Petty are on hiatus until September 2024. You can also check out Torr…

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Episode 431: Call her mean but don't call her a liar w/ Kendrick Tucker @withkendricktucker 1:07:26

1M ago1:07:26

1:07:26

I actually KEN with Kendrick Tucker! He's hopping on to talk about all things Bravo but also all things scripted and also about our kinks.

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Patreon Teaser: The Lori K PR Deep Dive 6:24

2M ago6:24

6:24

Listen to the full episode and get access to over 80 episodes when you join the Ready to Be Petty Patreon. For $5 USD/month, you get weekly episodes on trending topics and pop culture deep dives and entry to the Discord to chat with other listeners. Public episodes of Ready to Be Petty are on hiatus until September 2024. You can also check out Torr…

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Episode 430: Right in the butt w/ Tom Hamlett @thetomhamlett 1:27:29

2M ago1:27:29

1:27:29

DUMPSTER DIVE ON PATREON! Pod-brother Tom Hamlett hopped on to discuss the week of Bravo content and other nonsense including but not limited to Wheel of Fortune fails, Cheesecake factory, and tin cans falling 6,000 feet from the sky.

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Episode 429: Menty B w/ Raheel 52:12

2M ago52:12

52:12

*TRIGGER WARNINGS* Mental health, DV, and Suicidal ideation are discussed on this episode.

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Patreon Teaser: The Cultural Impact of Jersey Shore (Part 2) 5:11

2M ago5:11

5:11

Listen to the full episode and get access to over 80 episodes when you join the Ready to Be Petty Patreon. For $5 USD/month, you get weekly episodes on trending topics and pop culture deep dives and entry to the Discord to chat with other listeners. Public episodes of Ready to Be Petty are on hiatus until September 2024. You can also check out Torr…

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Patreon Teaser: The Cultural Impact of Jersey Shore (Part 1) 13:27

2M ago13:27

13:27

Listen to the full episode and get access to over 80 episodes when you join the Ready to Be Petty Patreon. For $5 USD/month, you get weekly episodes on trending topics and pop culture deep dives and entry to the Discord to chat with other listeners. Public episodes of Ready to Be Petty are on hiatus until September 2024. You can also check out Torr…

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Episode 428: Bleach blonde bad build butch body w/ Aarti 1:06:42

2M ago1:06:42

1:06:42

Bravo is serving us up some of the most fragile men in existence who are demanding softness but Aarti is not here for it! From Jon Fuda needing to stay out of women's business on Real Housewives of New Jersey, to LVP pushing fragility on Vanderpump Rules, to the weasel men on The Valley, to Carl Radke and Kyle Cook needing softness on Summer House.…

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Episode 427: Worms for brains w/ Raheel 1:07:09

2M ago1:07:09

1:07:09

IN POP CULTURE: King Chuck reveals a new portrait. Bravo and sports have a serendipitous touch point. IN POLITICS: Uncommitted voting. Walking out at commencements. RFK Jr is missing parts of his brain. Trump and Biden will debate. IN SPORTS: WBNA. Harrison Butker.

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Patreon Teaser: Pop Culture News Round-up from Kardashian Brands (Part 2) 31:34

3M ago31:34

31:34

Listen to the full episode and get access to over 80 episodes when you join the Ready to Be Petty Patreon. For $5 USD/month, you get weekly episodes on trending topics and pop culture deep dives and entry to the Discord to chat with other listeners. Public episodes of Ready to Be Petty are on hiatus until September 2024. You can also check out Torr…

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Episode 426: Eating ass w/ @Bravowhileblack 1:13:01

2M ago1:13:01

1:13:01

!!EXCLUSIVE MERCH FROM BRAVO! WE'RE BLACK HERE⁠!!Kaya and Aaron of Bravo! We're Black hopped on to discuss a full week of Bravo content from the premier of Real Housewives of New Jersey to the Scheana and Lala's bullshit on Vanderpump Rules and John Legend's cousin of Summer House Martha's Vineyard and finally the cocaine Carl of Summer House.…

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Episode 425: Beefs w/ Raheel 1:22:38

2M ago1:22:38

1:22:38

Kendrick and Drake are BEEFING and two completely detached non-hip hop people are discussing it.

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Episode 424: Womanifesting w/ Raheel 59:33

3M ago59:33

59:33

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Patreon Teaser: Kardashian Brands (Part 1) 12:22

3M ago12:22

12:22

Listen to the full episode and get access to over 80 episodes when you join the Ready to Be Petty Patreon. For $5 USD/month, you get weekly episodes on trending topics and pop culture deep dives and entry to the Discord to chat with other listeners. Public episodes of Ready to Be Petty are on hiatus until September 2024. You can also check out Torr…

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Episode 423: GET A JOB w/ Van @bestweekeverpodcast 1:09:03

3M ago1:09:03

1:09:03

Friend of the pod and host of Best Week Ever Podcast, Van, hopped on to discuss a full week of dumb men on Bravo from Alex on Summer House Martha's Vineyard to every man on Vanderpump Rules to Jesse from The Valley to Carl from Summer House OG. We also dabble into Shmaylor Shwift territory and we hope you still like us after we share our thoughts!…

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Patreon Teaser: Movie and TV Characters with Other Friend Groups 6:30

3M ago6:30

6:30

Listen to the full episode and get access to over 80 episodes when you join the Ready to Be Petty Patreon. For $5 USD/month, you get weekly episodes on trending topics and pop culture deep dives and entry to the Discord to chat with other listeners. Public episodes of Ready to Be Petty are on hiatus until September 2024. You can also check out Torr…

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Episode 422: What are we doing here? w/ Raheel 1:04:37

3M ago1:04:37

1:04:37

IN LIFE: Early memories of Pooh Bearing, upcoming travels, and general existential crises. IN POLITICS: College students put their bodies on the line against genocide and the election makes us depressed. IN POP CULTURE: Taylor Swift leaned into being a total lunatic and gave us 31 songs in the midst of a billion dollar tour. IN SPORTS: Sixers v. Kn…

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Episode 421: Train wrecks by Bravo w/ Aarti (Bravo Recaps) 1:14:58

3M ago1:14:58

1:14:58

Aarti joins to give us an insight into the schenanigans of her life which are more exciting than anything on Real Housewives of Potomac but not as chaotic as anything on Vanderpump Rules, The Valley, or Summer House...maybe close to as silly and funny as Martha's Vineyard!

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Episode 420: Weighing machine w/ Raheel 48:16

3M ago48:16

48:16

IN LIFE: Tales from NOLA and combatting body dysmorphia IN POP CULTURE: OJ Simpson died IN SPORTS: Caitlin Clark and Shohei Otani

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Public Epsiodes Will Be Back September 2024, but Join Us on Patreon! 3:15

3M ago3:15

3:15

The TLDL (too long, didn't listen) is that this podcast is going on hiatus until September 2024. The good news is that you can still get your weekly dose of petty, every Thursday, on Patreon. If you enjoy Torry's content, you can check out her other podcast Ready to Be Romanced for a new episode every Wednesday. Follow RTBP on Instagram, Tiktok, an…

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Episode 170: Petty about JoJo Siwa's Rebrand, Jonas Brothers' Tour Postponement, and The Tortured Poets Department Promotion 59:14

3M ago59:14

59:14

In episode 170, Torry (she/her) discusses Taylor Swift updates including: the promotion for The Tortured Poets’ Department, cheating allegations, Billie Eilish’s callout, and more (0:33). Then she talks about Julie and the Phantoms potentially returning for season 2 (20:48), JoJo Siwa’s new song Karma (28:16), and the postponement of the European l…

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Episode 419: Which R word!?! w/ Chelsea @ohnochels (Bravo Recaps) 59:43

3M ago59:43

59:43

The cutest ever, Chelsea of I Am The Cute One: A Nostalgia Podcast, joined to discuss the full week of Bravo content from Andy's inappropriate transitions on Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion Part 2 to the evictions of Summer House Martha's Vineyard to the twilight zone on Vanderpump Rules to the "ists" of The Valley and finally the crumbling rela…

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Episode 418: Lunar Power Play w/ Raheel 57:07

3M ago57:07

57:07

IN SCIENCE: Earthquakes in New Jersey. The Eclipse. Plane parts falling from the sky. IN SPORTS: Women's NCAA Championship and Dawn Staley. IN WORLD EVENTS: Ramadan is over. White people care about Gaza now.

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Episode 417: Runnin' for ranch w/ Kara Berry @everyonesbusinessbutmine (RHOP / VPR / Summer House / Martha's House / The Valley) 39:22

3M ago39:22

39:22

Kara Berry, the brilliant host of @everyonesbusinessbutmine, hopped on the pod to do a speed round recap of the week of Bravo content. From Reunion Part 1 of Real Housewives of Potomac, to the cuties of Summer House Martha's Vineyard, to the misogyny of Vanderpump Rules, to the racists of The Valley, and finally the many broken complicated layers o…

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Episode 416: Reclaiming Americana w/ Raheel 1:06:28

3M ago1:06:28

1:06:28

IN LIFE: Shaming siblings for smoking IN SPORTS: Women's Basketball and Racism IN POP CULTURE: Beyonce's Cowboy Carter, the Racism in popular culture, and Beyonce helping us reclaim Americana

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Episode 415: Lifestyle & Performance Grifter (RHOP / VPR / Summer House Martha's Vineyard / Summer House / The Valley) 52:29

4M ago52:29

52:29

A full week of Bravo recap! On Real Housewives of Potomac, the cast, the editors, and even this saucy storyline that Mia presented at the very end has given up. On Summer House Martha's Vineyard all of our favorites are back and we're jumping straight into classic season two fights. On Vanderpump Rules the misogyny and pick-me behavior is on full d…

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Episode 414: Diddy done w/ Raheel 57:42

4M ago57:42

57:42

IN POP CULTURE: Update on Kate Middleton, Diddy is raided by the Feds, Cheesecake Factory reigns supreme. IN POLITICS: Candace Owen is fired. IN SPORTS: Women's College Basketball and Shohei Otani's sports bet scandal.

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Episode 169: Petty about Vanderpump Rules Season 11, The Valley Premiere, and Meghan Markle's American Riviera Orchard 1:15:37

4M ago1:15:37

1:15:37

In episode 169, Torry (she/her) and Sammy P. (she/her) from It’s Become a Whole Thing discuss Vanderpump Rules season 11 (2:40), The Valley premiere (26:15), and Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex’s new lifestyle brand, American Riviera Orchard (44:40). Then Sammy nominates a few people for Pettyweight Champion of the Week including: Cardi B for her son…

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Episode 413: NoFucksGivenistan w/ Aarti (VPR / Summer House / The Valley / RHOP) 1:11:54

4M ago1:11:54

1:11:54

Aarti is back to talk about it all! From the Grande Dame's DUI to Shannon Beador's latest lawsuit, to the lackluster of Real Housewives of Potomac, to the growth on Vanderpump Rules, to the delightful misery on The Valley, and finally the disaster that is Carl and Lindsay on Summer House.

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Episode 412: DO WE LOOK LIKE FOOLS!? w/ Raheel 50:08

4M ago50:08

50:08

IN POP CULTURE: Someone is scaling the Hollywood sign. Beyonce is dropping a new album. Dune on a deathbed. Nickelodeon documentary.

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Episode 411: It's in the stars w/ Kelli Williams @laguna_biotch (Summer House / VPR) 1:10:33

4M ago1:10:33

1:10:33

THE Laguna Biotch, Kelli Williams, host of Beyond the Blinds Podcast, hopped on to talk about the highly anticipated and very predictable break up of Lindsay and Carl on Summer House and the absolutely pain it has been to be a Scheana apologist on Vanderpump Rules

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Episode 410: Osama Been Robbin' w/ Raheel 47:06

5M ago47:06

47:06

IN WORLD: Muslims celebrate Ramadan IN POP CULTURE: Muslims welcome new levels of grifting into their mosques as Shaun King embraces Islam, Oscars thoughts, and where the F is Kate Middleton!?!!

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Episode 168: Petty about Queer Eye Cast Drama, Kylie's New Alcohol Brand, The Idea of You Trailer, and Celebrity Relationship Updates 1:04:36

5M ago1:04:36

1:04:36

In episode 168, Torry (she/her) discusses Vanessa Hudgens’ pregnancy announcement (0:58) and the Queer Eye cast drama including the Rolling Stone article about Jonathan Van Ness’ behaviour on set (4:26). Next, Torry discusses Kylie Jenner’s new vodka soda brand, Sprinter (14:22) and celeb relationship updates including: Joe Jonas and Stormi Bree, B…

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Episode 409: Unfaithfuls w/ Chelsea @ohonochels & Raheel (Traitors Finale/Reunion) 1:06:28

5M ago1:06:28

1:06:28

Two of the most traitorous rat bastards I know and love hopped on the pod to discuss one of the best Reality TV finales of all time. Follow Chelsea @ohnochels on Instagram and Subscribe to I Am The Cute One for all things Nostalgia, Pop Culture, and Chaos!

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Episode 408: An easy mark (VPR / Summer House) 53:05

5M ago53:05

53:05

This week of Vanderpump Rules was a tough one for Scheana Marie Parks Valletta Shay Emo Screamo Davis but she gave plenty of content to psychoanalyze and on Summer House does anyone even need to recap when Gabby said it best?!

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