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Star Wars Loose Canon

Nick Oswald, Chris Higgins, Patrick Ebersole , Alex Lowe

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Why aren’t droids allowed in Mos Eisley Cantina? How does hyperspace travel work? What’s so special about Endor? The Star Wars Loose Canon podcast answers these questions and many more. We’re just three dudes with a breadth of Star Wars knowledge and severe penchants for snark. Our job is to bring you this information (without dying first), making it both accessible for new fans and rich enough for fanboys to engage. Come for the bad puns, stay for the petulant Emperor impressions.
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Word Salad Radio

Word Salad Productions

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We're not a podcast. We're several. Shows include QUG (about guilty pleasures), Flux Capacitors (about time travel), High Five (where we count down stuff), Loose Canons (where we review movies that don't actually exist), Blockbuster Autopsy (where we diagnose the cause of death of some of the biggest movies ever made), and many more! Celebrity Testimonials: "Cool Podcast Guys." - Tom Green (Freddy Got Fingered) "You guys are cool dudes." - Brian Bonsall (Mikey, Blank Check) "Guys guys guys. ...
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The Cannon Canon

The Cannon Canon

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Comedians Frank Garcia-Hejl & Geoff Garlock (and the occasional special guest) go through the canon of films created by one of the BEST production companies of the ’80s: The Cannon Films Group!
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Loose Head Canon

Loose Head Canon

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On Loose Head Canon, we lovingly look at the plot points in fiction left to the imagination of the audience! Why do TOS Klingons have no head ridges? How did Indiana Jones survive on the back of a Nazi submarine? If you have any head canons that you'd like us to talk about, shoot us an email at looseheadcanonpod@gmail.com! Thanks so much!
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Something Wiki This Way Comes

Loose Canon Productions

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Something Wiki This Way Comes is a comedy/educational podcast where three improvisers (Jesse Bergen, Thomas Toles, and Luke Cecelon) walk you through a WikiHow article and then do some improvised scenes based on their discussion.
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The Harrison Marathon is a somewhat comprehensive exploration of Harrison Ford's illustrious movie career. Each episode hosts Eric Welch and Griffin Van Malssen dive into a specific movie in the Ford canon and try to unpack why they find the man so reliably entertaining and endlessly fascinating. Starring Eric and Griffin is the overall umbrella for this show. Make sure you go back in the feed and check out our Tom Cruise series, The Cruise Cruise!
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More Programs @ www.OpenandClear.com - Here we will be discussing the personal divine revelations shared by Devan Byrne involving the ten dimensional experience of all this universe. For any Question, Comments EMail: OpenandClear@GMail.com with the subject line "TEN DIMENSIONS". This is not any one religion, but ALL OF THEM.------------------------------------------... The Following is only for search enhancement ... A Course in Miracles, ACIM, I am, Almighty, A Course, in Miracles, The Mira ...
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we talk all about the old yet new weapons within the Brave Arsenal! If you want more of your favorite Loose Canons go follow their Twitter accou…
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we talk all about the future of Destiny, the past of Fortnite, and of course, we get into the meat and potatoes of the Collectors Edition Lore B…
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Jean-Claude Van Damme is not ready for his swan song quite yet but he's not missing his life as an international superstar as much as his life as an international spy and assassin. Does he still have what it takes in a world of modern intrigue and geopolitical volatility? Joe and Andrew celebrate 8 years of podcasting by trying to find out.This wil…
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Welcome to part 4 of the Essential Clone Wars series! In today's episode we review the Geonosis arc spanning season 2 episodes 5-8. This is a memorable arc for its variety and unexpected narrative, ranging from sprawling battles to horror genre-inspired suspense and action. If you are curious to learn about Geonosians or hungry for Master Luminara …
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we talk all about Guardian games, Anon's childhood fear of wishing, the conspiracies of SUROS and the past City's Factions. Then we cap off the …
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OPPENHEIMER is a scathing critique of the media setting unreasonable beauty standards for women.BARBIE is an indictment of David Zaslav’s tenure as CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery.So are the theories Joe and Tyler must defend in their long-awaited analysis of BARBENHEIMER.Follow Joe on Letterboxd: www.letterboxd.com/ketchujoIntro: Up in My Jam (All o…
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we talk all about Ulan-Tan, potential third Darkness subclass, some comics written by a british guy and a book by a french guy, we promise it ma…
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we travel back in time to a time more scary, and read Tales of the Forgotten Volume 3! If you want more of your favorite Loose Canons go follow …
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Welcome to the 3rd episode in our Essential Clone Wars series. This is arguably our most intriguing arc yet, but I bet we'll be saying that more often as we get later in the show. Holocron Heist brings Darth Sidious' machinations into focus when he hires Cad Bane to steal a holocron from the Jedi Temple! Listen as we review the biggest moments from…
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"ROYAL BLOOD!" Well, Cannonheads. The Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) have one last Cannon hurrah before shooting up the coffin of The Cannon Canon. The Cannon Canon is taking an indefinite hiatus (possibly returning with a new format/focus in the future) and what better way to send us off than with Cannon's "final" movie, HELLBOUND! In this episode, T…
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"So long, Sport." The Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) are back in Cannon Prestige territory with a stacked cast and some classy sleaze with "52 PICK UP"! Roy Scheider plays an ego-driven jerk, John Glover goes full Philly, poor Ann-Margret gets put through the wringer, Clarence Williams the III steals the show and once again.. Vanity! ”Something abou…
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we travel back in time to a time more scary, and read Tales of the Forgotten Volume 3! If you want more of your favorite Loose Canons go follow …
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"This coke's kinda sweet. It's really good stuff!" The movie so nice (?) Golan and Globus made it twice! First as Lemon Popsicle and then updated for American audiences in the 80's. That's right, today the Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) break out the Oingo Boingo for yet another teen sex comedy, THE LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN! Starring the most unlikeable w…
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This is the second episode in our Essential Clone Wars series! The Ryloth arc occurs in season 1 episodes 19-21. You may want to watch these episodes beforehand for a full understanding, but if not we provide a play-by-play of the biggest moments of each episode. Not only that, but we recap the most important takeaways and review the arc as a whole…
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It’s that time once again for Joe and Jef to gather and count down their favorite movies from 2023 and their favorite movies they saw for the first time in 2023. Did your favorites make their list?Support the podcast with 5-star ratings and reviews on Apple Podcasts: tinyurl.com/y8t8k5ag If you want to support the show by sending us a few bucks, yo…
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we travel back in time to a time more scary, and read Tales of the Forgotten Volume 3! If you want more of your favorite Loose Canons go follow …
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Ghosts. Crime. Flamethrowers. Hostages. Rogue FBI agents. Tyler. Sounds like another holiday edition of Fic/off. This time, competitors Joe Ketchum, Ben Hooper, John Stahl, and Johnny Blaze write original stories where Hans Gruber (Die Hard) and Frosty the Snowman (Frosty the Snowman) cross paths to celebrate the birth of our lord.Support the podca…
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Betrayed by his wife and business partner, professional bad guy Porter is on a mission of revenge to get back the 70 thousand dollars he’s owed and kill anyone who gets in his way. This little piggy is doing a genocide.Joe is joined by Andrew Kroepel to discuss a guilty pleasure Andrew has been itching for since the podcast began nearly 8 years ago…
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"Welcome to the party, pal!" Now we have a Die Hard episode HoHoHo! That's right, we're steering the sleigh away from Cannon Town to deliver the gift of our thoughts on this Holiday classic. Rub your feet on this episode carpet, grab a twinkie and declare "Yipee-ki-ya, *Mister Falcon"! (*edited for TV version). (in Hans Gruber voice) Merry Christma…
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we talk about our first impressions of Season of the Wish, and end it with a big Xenomorphic prediction to the lifecycle of Ahamkara! If you wan…
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Joe was visited by three spirits who showed him what his life would be like if he didn’t host a series of Holiday-themed movie trivia games, so he infringed on his friends’ day off and put them to work solving puzzles and recalling inane movie trivia. Games played include “Wait wait, don’t tell Johnny,” “The Tomato Meter Relay,” “Natalie Portmantea…
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This is the first in a multi-episode series where we review the essential arcs of The Clone Wars TV show! The Malevolence arc occurs in season 1 episodes 2-4. You may want to watch these episodes beforehand for a full understanding, but if not we provide a play-by-play of the biggest moments of each episode. Not only that, but we recap the most imp…
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After letting Dom flee at the end of the first movie, Brian is given one more chance to bring him to justice and redeem himself. Will Brian choose his career and justice, or will he choose family?Andrew has never seen any of the Fast and Furious sequels so he’s starting an Nosdyssey!Support the podcast with 5-star ratings and reviews on Apple Podca…
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“The deal’s going down. But it’s going down twisted." The Cannon Bros travel back to the Pyuniverse and get down twisted about 1987's "DOWN TWISTED"! The Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) get disoriented with all the (down) twists and turns, contemplate the "comedic relief" of the late Charles Rocket, some Cannon Oingo Boingo reuse and...oh yeah! Hey, it…
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we talk about our hopes for the future in Season of the Wish! If you want more of your favorite Loose Canons go follow their Twitter accounts, a…
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"Swamp makes a body see…whatever they wants ta see." Get on your tuxes and cook up dat gumbo, cher! Cuz we're back in Prestige Cannon territory with a drama only Cannon can add a bit of sleaze to... SHY PEOPLE! The Cannon Bros define what "Boomer Emo Porn" is, covet Martha Plimpton's shirt collection, discuss ACT-ING and finally get to go on a prop…
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When everyone’s favorite luddite, Ron Swanson, meets the loveably adorably charmingly advanced robot Johnny 5, sparks will fly in more ways than one. Joe Ketchum, Ben Hooper, Alayna Taylor, Johnny Blaze, and John Stahl craft fan fiction stories for your amusement to see who will be crowned champion.Support the podcast with 5-star ratings and review…
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Your co-hosts Chris and Nick return to discuss our favorite moments, standout performances, and lore ramifications of the new Disney+ show Ahsoka. You'll also hear our thoughts on how Ahsoka sheds new light on major themes of Star Wars. Listen now and you'll also hear about Magic Mind, the world's first productivity drink! You can get it at: https:…
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we talked about the lore book, Rites of Passage! If you want more of your favorite Loose Canons go follow their Twitter accounts, and for more i…
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A jewel thief gets out of prison after 30 years and hijacks a time machine to make sure his past self gets away with 10 million dollars in diamonds. Timecop Logan has to team up with the detective that originally cracked the case but can he avoid interfering with his own history? The clock cops fire up their time machine to talk about the second ep…
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"Ba-Ba-Ba---Banana!" The Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) experience another existential crisis thanks to this Cannon Kids Classic, "Going Bananas"! "Bonzo love Ben!" and The Cannon Cannon loves YOU, dear listener. *cue Dom DeLuise mug to camera* OUR PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/thecannoncanon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on the socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecannoncanon…
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Ben Hooper hosts a new batch of games for competitors Johnny Blaze, Joe Ketchum, and Keith Sanders to see who will reign supreme at the summit of movie trivia mountain. Games played include: Bightening Round, The Tomato Meter Dash, SCAT-tergories, Fast Facts, and Fight Flub. Patreon bonus game: Rollcall.Support the podcast with 5-star ratings and r…
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we talked about the Festival of the Lost, and the second half of Sororicide. We also made a confident prediction for an Ahamkara finale Season o…
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PSYCHO teaches business owners to combat unionization by paying their employees a livable wage, and REAR WINDOW shows the viewer how to release their inner pervert.It’s all about the twisted mind of Alfred Hitchcock in this episode of Stranger Themes as Joe and Tyler challenge each other to examine films in ways no one ever has before. Support the …
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"The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is... they're dead." Today on the Cannon Canon, the Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff), shout "Thrill me!" as they jam their skulls into another Loose Cannon just in time for SPOOKYYYYY season! It's a personal favorite, 1986's NIGHT OF THE CREEPS! In this episode, we give obligatory and heartfelt love …
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we talked about the final story missions of Season of the Witch, and also the first half of Sororicide! Stay tuned until the end for some talks …
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We tried to execute him for the first time in 2008, but after all efforts failed, the decision was made to put him in cryogenic stasis until we could figure out what to do with him. 455 years later, Jason Voorhees is discovered by a crew of science students scavenging a dead Earth. When he thaws out, he has a lot of lost machete time to make up for…
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”You think that when you die, you go to heaven. You come to us!” The Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) are taking a spooky detour this episode to cover a favorite non-Cannon horror flick, PHANTASM II ! The Cannon Bros have been talking about this one for a while and Halloween season is the perfect excuse to finally talk about it, in all its Tall Man gl…
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Andrew Kroepel jumps into the hosting chair with some new and familiar games for Joe, Ben, and Johnny. Who will reign supreme? Games played include: The Tomatometer Dash, The Metathalon, The Charge, Scat-tergories, and Feel the BurnSupport the podcast with 5-star ratings and reviews on Apple Podcasts: tinyurl.com/y8t8k5ag If you want to support the…
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we actually talked about Last Days, truly a wonderfully written Lore Book! If you want more of your favorite Loose Canons go follow their Twitte…
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When a serial killer from the future murders Jack the Ripper in 1888 to take his place, the Time Enforcement Commission must intercede to ensure the safety of reality itself.Captain Ketchum is joined by Officer Kroepel and Commissioner Stahl for a new series in the vein of our wildly popular patreon-exclusive odyssey through the 90s musical cop dra…
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“Rock n roll. I’ll cover you!” Today on the Cannon Canon, the Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) get a suggested "Could've Been A Cannon/Loose Cannon" from Patreon member, Ed Harris! The movie? 1986's The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf! Which had an HBO/Cannon Video VHS release (hence the "Loose Cannon"). Sir Christopher Lee musters up the strength…
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Joe and Tyler return to countdown their picks for movies that should be adapted into books and books that should become the basis of new religions! Praise be.Support the podcast with 5-star ratings and reviews on Apple Podcasts: tinyurl.com/y8t8k5ag If you want to support the show by sending us a few bucks, you can become a Patron, which also earns…
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we set out to talk about the Last Days lore book from Lightfall, but got so distracted by absolutely everything else going on, so BARGAIN BOUND …
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A team of crack thieves sets their plot into motion to rob a facility that removes currency from circulation and destroys it. Everything is planned down to the smallest detail including the hurricane they’ll use to escape without a trace, but when a rogue federal agent and a meteorologist in a tank get in their way, anything can happen.Joe and Jef …
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"Nah, that was DAMN REAL!" Today on The Cannon Cannon, The Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) take on Cannon's 3D venture...in 2D. That's right, we're talkin' 1983(D)'s TREASURE OF THE FOUR CROWNS! The Cannon Bros have to grade on a curve for this one since the movie CLEARLY makes use of the 3D gimmick and the only access at the moment is in 2D (until t…
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Good morning, Mr. Hunt. The rising tensions between Joe Ketchum and Tyler Pistorius in their religious war over the quality of J.J. Abrams’ MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III has grown to threaten the safety and security of America and her interests abroad. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to serve as an intermediary between these warring fact…
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On this episode of Loose Canon the team tries to stay on topic and gets sidetracked every step of the way. The lore of Destiny is deep and easy to sink into when its two lore nerds such as these! This week we talk about the the Season of the Witch! The first impressions are in and they're good, we also got a deep look at the Tesselation Fusion Rifl…
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The Talkie Trivia Titans return for more movie trivia games this time themed around birthdays as Ben Hooper and Johnny Blaze help Joe Ketchum and Andrew Kroepel celebrate their birthday.Games played include: Fight Flub, HiMyNameisWhatMyNameisWhoMyNameis, Sinister Six, Bideography, and Tomato Meter Dash.Patreon Bonus game: Happy Birthday to “You”Sup…
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