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Thick Threads is a hilarious podcast hosted by Persephanii and Patrick Cloud that focuses on the craziest most entertaining “threads” on social media!! Whether it’s a wild story on Twitter, a conspiracy on Reddit, or even a collection of ignorance on forums, Thick Threads will take you down the most random rabbit holes on the internet! Subscribe now!!
Welcome! We are the 3rd culture kids - basically, we got some wine and thought that our conversations should be publicly available. Join us as we talk about all things life, the diaspora, bare jokes (and a lot of Akosua's nonsense) - from the perspective of three women existing in an intersection of multiple cultures. It's your girl Akosua from Ghana, Michelle from Zimbabwe and Ritual from Kenya, coming at you Live from Vancouver, Canada.
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31: WORST Sexual Experience & A Cheating Story
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Thick Threads Ep. 31 (ish) On this week's episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a wild thread of people's WORST sexual experiences and Persephanii tells an intense story of infidelity! Brace yourselves, as Thick Threads takes you down the most random rabbit holes on the internet!!By REVOLT
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30: Beyonce Tickets ENDING Relationships & Being TOO Nice | Thick Threads Ep 30 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread about an engaged couple who called it off over expensive Beyonce tickets!!!!! So ridiculous!!!! Persephanii reads a thread of guys who were broken up for being too NICE!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!…
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29: Things You've Silently Said During S3X & Funny Life-Saving Facts | Thick Threads Ep.29 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of things people have silently said to themselves during sex!!! Yall are ridiculous!!!! Persephanii reads a thread of hilarious facts that could potentially save someones life!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark w…
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28: How You Caught Your Partner Cheating and Painful Sex for Men| Thick Threads Ep. 28. (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of how you found out you were getting cheated on!!! The lies are WILD!!!! Persephanii reads a thread full of men describing how sex hurts for them! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!…
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27: What's the Funniest Thing That Happened To You During Sex? | Thick Threads Ep. 27. (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of WOMEN who went ghost after hitting it one time and WHY!!! Women are SAVAGES out here!! Persephanii reads a thread about all the FUNNIEST things that happened to people during sex!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the …
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26: Mixing Business with Pleasure and Terrible "Sugar Mama" Stories | Thick Threads Ep.26 (ish)
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!! In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii goes into a thread of times people mixed business with pleasure and it went HORRIBLY wrong!!! Cloud reads a thread about horror stories of situations with sugar mamas! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark …
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25: Ghosted After He Hit Once and WILD Failed Threesome | Thick Threads Ep.25 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of men who went ghost after hitting it one time!!! the shadiness of these responses is alarming!! Persephanii reads a thread about a man who was tricked into transporting his friend to a threesome! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious…
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24: Roaches At Her House and Dates Women Can Take MEN On | Thick Threads Ep.24 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of a dude trying to get some action but a GIANT FLYING ROACH got in his way!!! Persephanii reads a thread about what dates a woman can take a man on that they would actually enjoy! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dar…
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23: DISGUSTING First Date Surprise and the Origin of the Artificial D!!! | Thick Threads Ep.23 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of original ARTIFICIAL D!!! You'll be surprised by this one!! Persephanii reads a thread about a woman who got a disgusting surprise after getting frisky on a first date! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!…
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22: "Hobosexuals" and Corporate Email Clapbacks | Thick Threads Ep.22 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of how people professionally CLAPBACK in a corporate setting via email!!! You might want to take notes!! Persephanii reads a story about a "hobosexual" who uses SEX to get a free place to stay! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious par…
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21: What Do You Do When Your EX Spins The Block? & Whoopin FAILS | Thick Threads Ep.21 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of people's responses when their ex has the nerve to SPIN THE BLOCK!!! You'll be surprised by this one!! Persephanii reads a collection of stories about times people's parents tried to whoop them and FAILED! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most…
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20: Men Giving OTHER MEN Relationship Advice?? UH OH! | Thick Threads Ep.20 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud go into a thread of men on Twitter giving OTHER MEN on Twitter relationship advice!!! You'll be surprised by this one!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!By REVOLT
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19: WE ICED OUT! Stolen Lunches and Jewelry Heists!! | Thick Threads Ep.19 (ish)
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We got half a milly on us!! ...but its not ours. We got Joseph Mamanne, a legendary jewel supplier to pull up and ice out our Thick Threads co-hosts! Persephanii shares a hilarious thread detailing a lunch thief who got EXPOSED at work!! Cloud goes with a themed approach by reading a list of the wildest most notorious jewel heists in history!! It d…
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18: What Do Women Leave At Men's Houses to MARK THEIR TERRITORY? | Thick Threads Ep.18 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud go into a thread about the small things that women leave at their man's house to mark their territory!!! Then they go into a "sandwich" of fun facts! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!…
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17: Pat Don't Pay Bills! | Thick Threads Ep. 17 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud go completely off the rails and talk about paying bills for women and dudes splurging money!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!By REVOLT
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16: Why aren’t we together? and Time to say Goodbye! | Thick Threads Ep. 16 (ish)
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Go to Dave.com/thickthreads to sign up for an ExtraCash account and get up to $500 instantly. In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud discuss a Twitter challenge that involves asking your sneaky link "Why aren't we together?" and hilarious tweets about how long it takes to say goodbye at a black family gathering!!! Brace yourself, a…
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15: Worst Lies That WOMEN Have Told Us! | Thick Threads Ep.15 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud flip the script and read a funny thread about the worst lies that WOMEN have told MEN!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!By REVOLT
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14: What's the Fastest a Woman Has Ever Made You 🥜? (A Safe Space) | Thick Threads Ep.14 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads about men admitting to the times when a woman made them "finish" WAAY too fast!! And for the Holidays, Cloud reads a funny thread about Thanksgiving FAILS!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!…
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13: Sex Dungeons and Side Chick Contracts | Thick Threads Ep.13 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads a post about a SIDE CHICK CONTRACT! Cloud reads a silly thread about all the hilarious ways that kids interpret the world!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!By REVOLT
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12: Companies You Have BEEF With | Thick Threads Ep.12 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads the folklore of Krampus: the demon who randomly hangs out with Santa Claus! Cloud reads a funny but relatable thread about all the companies people have beef with and why!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!…
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11: The REAL Demon from "The Nun" *HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!* | Thick Threads Ep.11 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud dress up as Scooby Doo characters!! Persephanii aka Velma reads the scary story the REAL demon behind the Conjuring movie: The Nun! Cloud aka Fred, reads a creepy story about a blind girl with mysterious powers and a surprise TWIST!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM …
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10: "The Dark Woman" & Hanging Out with the UnDead | Thick Threads Ep.10 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud dress up as Naruto characters and Persephanii aka Lady Tsunade reads the scary story called: "The Dark Woman"- the story of a small girl who was too terrified to sleep in her room because of an evil entity! Cloud reads multiple short scary stories about people who unknowingly hung out with the…
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9: "The Man With the Red Face" HORRIFYING Story | Thick Threads Ep.9 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud dress up as Mortal Kombat characters and Persephanii aka Kitana reads the horrifying tale called "The Man with the Red Face"- the story of a babysitter who signed up for a LOT more than she knew! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious part…
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8: My Apartment is Haunted by a Deformed Child- "Dear David" | Thick Threads Ep.8 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud reads the famously horrifying Twitter Thread called "Dear David"- the story of the dead deformed child that haunted a man's apartment! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!By REVOLT
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7: Sneaking To Watch P*rn 😈 & "Yammies" w/ @Bigg Jah | Thick Threads Ep.7 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, we have our first guest- actor, producer, director AND fellow Revolt family member Bigg Jah!!!…Then we try out a Battle of Fun Facts! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!By REVOLT
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6: Going Through Your Girls Phone & Code-Switching At Work | Thick Threads Ep.6 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii talks about different HORROR stories of men going through their girls phone, and Cloud tells a story about a black woman who forgot to gate-keep the culture at her job…Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!…
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5: WILD Stories That Sound like MOVIE PLOTS, & Twitter Fight w/ Bonus Thread | Thick Threads Ep.5 (ish)
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In this episode Cloud dives down the thread of WILD real life stories that sound like movies! Persephanii reads a HILARIOUS twitter argument thread of complete strangers! Cloud's fact explains periscopes and Persephanii shares a new bill that changes the workplace. Lastly Persephanii discusses warning signs of trafficking.…
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4: "I Still Stalk the Girl My Ex Cheated On Me With" 👀👤 | Thick Threads Ep.4 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii talks about someone who STALKS the woman he ex CHEATED on her with FOUR YEARS AGO, and Cloud goes down the rabbit-hole of REALISTIC things to do during The Purge!!…Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!…
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3: Underground Atlanta Sex Parties and USED Veneers 👀🦷 | Thick Threads Ep.3 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii talks about a NIGHTMARE where someone received ROTTEN VENEERS, and Cloud dives into a story of someones INSANE experience at an underground Atlanta ORGY!!…Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!…
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2: Edible Stories & Giving Up the Drawers for Gatorade🍫🥤 | Thick Threads Ep.2 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Pat goes into some shameful confessions of the lowest gifts that made men give up the drawers, while Persephanii covers some CRAZY edible stories!! …Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!By REVOLT
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1: Craziest Things Men Have Done FOR THE COOCHIE!! | Thick Threads Podcast Ep. 1(ish)
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In the “pilot” episode of Thick Threads, co-hosts Persephanii and Patrick Cloud jump RIGHT into it with some WILD internet tales! Cloud brings an insane thread of “Craziest Thing You’ve Ever Done for a Piece of Coochie” stories, and Persephanii brings a SPICY sexual encounter story about a random one night stand at the club…Brace yourself, as Thick…
It's so hard to say goodbye. Yes, yes, yes, we know and we can see the teardrops all around. But like all good things, this also must come to an end. Join us this week for our official studio (haha virtual COVID studio) send-off. We've had laughs --- Akosua mostly, we've had bants but most of all we've had wonderful conversations and memories that …
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Ooohhh It's the post-grad blues ft Banele
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Graduation is a-knocking and we guess it's time to start adulting. Lets not even reflect on the number of quarter-life crises that have kept us up at night. First, we changed our major twice, then our minor ten times and now we've got to map out a whole career? Join us this week to lament on our hopes, fears, and desires for life after uni. Most im…
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When I grow up, I want to be me. ft Dora Kamau and Akeem Pierre
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It's time to get a little bit selfish. The lockdown has left us and our thoughts with an abundance of "alone time" and it's now time for a little self-reflection. Joining us in the virtual studio this week is Dora Kamau and Akeem Pierre, two major headliners in the mental health and self-growth and entrepreneurial space. In this episode, we learn t…
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Burna said what? ft. Tolu Talabi and David Markwei
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By the end of our illustrious careers as podcasters, we would have bullied all our friends into being guests. This week, Tolu and David join us in our virtual studio to discuss our man Burna, who we love to hate to love. We go over some of the controversial things he's done and said, figure out if we may be playing by different rules for different …
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So you exposed your friend on social media?
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It's an age-old story that scrolling through people's shiny curated timelines can make you feel insecure. But on the other hand, going through stories about depressing times in other's lives can make you feel exactly that - depressed. This episode is basically Akosua ranting about LinkedIn. Jokes, jokes. We actually talk about navigating our feelin…
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Should there really have been a Black F.R.I.E.N.D? ft.Katy Ho
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S was "too white" and Never have I ever wasn't Indian enough. This week we unpack representation........lol or at least we try to, with help from our special guest Katy Ho, founder of Attire media. We look at what representation in the media has looked like over the years and what exactly it has achieved in both majority and minority sp…
Surprise! We're back with an all new quarantine season - is this the new quarantine radio? lol. On this weeks episode we tackle the topic of political stances and responsibility. Should people be Apolitical? Is it our civic duty to have a political opinion? does it need to be voiced? We dig into it this episode and would love to hear your opinions …
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Zimbabwean Chocolate and the Power of Iteration
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It's our final episode folks *tear drop tear drop* and whew it's been a ride. Thanks for coming along and staying through the bants, the shade and Akosua's laughter. We've got a special guest in this episode......our dear friend Tinashe, coming over to speak on the power of iteration. That's a math thing apparently. Follow us @3rdulture_Kids on Ins…
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The episode about cuffing season, thats not about cuffing season
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Welcome to episode 11, Ritual and Akosua are still single (but Ritual loves Benji ;) ), Michelle has some choice opinions on post-break up social media posts and tbh, we're all out here trying to analyse whether cuffing season is still a thing? Follow us @3rdulture_Kids on Instagram and don't forget to rate us on whichever streaming platform you us…
Welcome to episode 10, a WHOLE episode 10! This week we have our first in-studio guest. Fellow podcaster, Videographer and storyteller extrordinaire, David Markwei (@davedreams57 on IG). The four of us sit down to discuss Identity guilt ; do we know our cultures as well as we want to & should some of us pull a whole 'Eat Pray Love' and head back to…
Episode 9! A whole 9! We are finally back in the studio & recording that fresh content for you. This week, we discuss entitlement (male and otherwise) , social contracts that we are signing as a society , and how we can change that school of thought. Some of you mandem are really moving mad when it comes to treating others as property, and we're he…
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Brain Drain - are we EP's? (Enemies of Progress)
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Welcome back to the Third Culture Kids Podcast! This week , on episode 8 - we discuss Brain drain. Should we be going back to our home countries after studying abroad? Are we draining national talent? Is personal gain > national gain? Tune in to hear our 2 cents! As per usual , it’s Akosua, Michelle & Ritual.…
Welcome to Episode 7! This week, we discuss "The Year of Return". The president of Ghana declared 2019 the Year of Return for African Americans and all diaspora to come back and reconnect to their roots - with the hub of activity being Ghana of course. We've seen the full circle party, the hollywood chartered flights and a wave moving towards Afric…
When you’re out here in these streets but the streets are not out here for you! On this weeks episode, your Third Culture Kids girls talk about Dating and relationships : the past, the present and the future. Are we single by choice? Is it our choice? Expectations, realities and loads of personal anecdotes. We tackle deeper issues, and more fun-fli…
Mama said her work is THE GIFT! But the haters still be hating; do they have a point? Join us in Episode 5 as we talk about the criticsm around Queen B's choice of African artists and sounds for the latest album, and as we go deeper into the problem of calling people out for clout. RE: Social Media Warrior. As usual, it is your girls Ritual, Akosua…
Whats up everybody! Welcome back to the 3rd Culture kids podcast! It's your ever faithful Michelle, Akosua and Ritual, and this week we talk about funerals and how people move mad at them ! (i.e. fake mourners, aunties matchmaking and interesting cultural customs). Tune in to hear the banter, anecdotes and how Michelle REFUSES to die due to natural…
Hey ya'll, welcome back to the 3rd Culture Kids! This week we are talking about the T word - you guessed it, Therapy! Your girls are in their feelings, and decided to try to help you find good ways to get out of yours. We talk about our healthy and unhealthy coping mechanisms , our experiences with therapy/counselling and the role of friendships. T…
Whew Chile, all of these body image standards! Join us today as we talk about body image issues & standards - what's different from back home (Ghana, Zimbabwe and Kenya) vs Canada? Shopping experiences, social pressure and self confidence. As always, its ya friends Ritual, Michelle and Akosua.
Welcome! We are the 3rd culture kids - basically, we got some wine and thought that our conversations should be publicly available. In this Episode, join us for bare laughs, some poor rapping, but mostly a conversation about cultural pride, culture clash and Nigerian Excellence. It's your girl Akosua from Ghana, Michelle from Zimbabwe & Ritual from…
