Best Matthew Van Zandt Podcasts (2023)

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 2 - A Love Square 2:49:30

1h ago2:49:30

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Square Roots - Episode 366 On this chunker of Final Fantasy 7 Remake, it's all about Roche. Who is Roche? Who does his hair? What other games has Roche been in? What movies does Roche like? If you were going to get Roche a gift, what should you get him? Also: - Sloppy Steaks - I'm Talking About Shafts - Matt is a Shinra Truther - That's What The Ho…

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Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 1 - Super Overpowered Lads Doing Interesting Errands Repeatedly 2:27:44

1h ago2:27:44

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Square Roots - Episode 365 It's a new game! Or maybe an old game. But it's new to some of us, and that's the important part. Except that we've all played Final Fantasy 7. But is this a remake? It's complicated. On this life blood of the planet sucking episode we do the first reactor bombing run, get derailed and run into someone who shouldn't be th…

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Baldur's Gate Part 8 - A Lethite 2:02:46

1h ago2:02:46

2:02:46

Square Roots - Episode 364 We finally finish Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear and everyone gets smooches! Except Jim. We all meet our ideal matches that we'd descend to the first level of fantasy hell with, and then do just that! But none of us expect the... extended finale and one heck of a cliffhanger! Also: - Being Insistent About Your Apathy…

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Baldur's Gate Part 7 - Git Gud (At Reading Comprehension) 2:15:04

2d ago2:15:04

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Square Roots - Episode 363 Vanessa drops hot Nabokov bombs and asks everyone to come at her in this classy episode of Square Roots. Before we get into Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear's chunky middle chapters there is THE BIGGEST BETRAYAL IN SQUARE ROOTS HISTORY during this week's Smush Mouth. Also: - Jim Lives Forever - You Just Sound Like A Ca…

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Baldur's Gate Part 6 - Barbecue Soup 2:12:14

9d ago2:12:14

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Square Roots - Episode 362 Dive into this sickly sweet bowl of soup, which is definitely not just BBQ sauce. Today's flavours are the first chunk of the rather chunky and expansive Siege of Dragonspear DLC for BioWare's Baldur's Gate - we had to reduce what we covered due to this game just being real big. It turns out Siege of Dragonspear is actual…

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Baldur's Gate Part 5 - Curse of Many Orgasms 1:49:56

1M ago1:49:56

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Square Roots - Episode 361 We try to carefully navigate the discussion of Safana's confident sexuality without judgment, and the results are mixed. Is she living her truth or a Lady Issun? On this chunker of Square Roots we battle Saravok if the game doesn't glitch out, as well as try and figure out what sort of chaos he was planning in Baldur's Ga…

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Baldur's Gate Part 4 - D&D: Hat 1:54:50

24d ago1:54:50

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Square Roots - Episode 360 Join Johnny "Bhaal Boy" Brandon and Straight Girl Vanessa as well as Matthew and Jim as we allllmost finish Baldur's Gate, but then don't. So yeah, there's gonna be a couple more episodes! In this chunker instead we (except Johnny) visit Ulgoth's Beard and then including Johnny attack Durlag's Tower, a fiendish den of tra…

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Baldur's Gate Part 3 - You Can't Trust These Murder Fathers 1:54:30

1M ago1:54:30

1:54:30

Square Roots - Episode 359 There's a big city out there to discover, and that city is the eponymous BALDUR'S GATE! Does it have a Baldur's Gay Village? Can you purchase a Baldur's Gateaux? Will you meet a whole bunch of doppelgängers? Is there finally a revelation about your secret heritage everyone has been hinting at? YOU BET. Also: - Vanessa Say…

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Baldur's Gate Part 2 - Yakuzsazsa Gabor 2:15:43

1M ago2:15:43

2:15:43

Square Roots - Episode 358 Uh oh, someone didn't finish this chunker and it's not who you think! This week Johnny bombs trying to make his own Answer Smoosh, Vanessa has found true wizardly love, and we clear out some bandits AND yet another mine! Also: - A Real Cabinet Meeting - Famous Vanessa Catchphrase "Time to Die" - Tampopokémon Red - Blackta…

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Baldur's Gate Part 1 - Hashtag Chaotic Good Lifestyle 2:48:42

1M ago2:48:42

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Square Roots - Episode 357 BioJanuWarey is over, welcome to Marchioware? BioMare? BioWarch? In this swashbuckling episode of Square Roots we all adopt old timey accents and swing into the thick of Faerun in Baldur's Gate. There's magicks! Hobgoblins! Spiders! And a walking 1990s meme! Also: - Iambic Poonslammiter - Happy Bear Day - Answer Smoosh - …

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Mass Effect 3 Part 8 - The Reapers Are Basically A Roomba 2:53:43

2M ago2:53:43

2:53:43

Square Roots - Episode 356 We did it! Since starting in 2017 we have now played through all of the original Mass Effect Trilogy, the only Mass Effect games that exist. No, there was no such thing as Galaxy or Andromeda or that one iPhone 3D one either. Nope. Also: - Normal People Watch the Food Network - #JohnDunsWasRight - Are You Ready For Sequel…

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Mass Effect 3 Part 7 - A Romantic Canadian Evening 2:29:22

3M ago2:29:22

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Square Roots - Episode 355 Johnny gets weird quasi-dates with straight guys flashbacks in this party filled, aquarium smashing, minigame loving chunker of BioWare's Mass Effect 3! Mass Effect lets its hair down and gets out of its ridiculous marching band outfit and finally lets you enjoy the world they've created, at least for this one DLC. There'…

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Mass Effect 3 Part 6 - A Genetically Perfect Butt 2:26:13

2M ago2:26:13

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Square Roots - Episode 354 Sadly we don't get to dispatch Kai Leng in this episode, but we do get to meet some big ol' space bugs in this chunker of BioWare's Mass Effect 3! We get a lot of DLC lore about the origin of the Reapers, get to splish splash in some water, and Miranda gets to wrap up her Cerberus ties and crappy father issues in one biot…

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Mass Effect 3 Part 5 - Pokemon Snap: Your Leaders May Lie, But Your Camera Won't 2:22:14

2M ago2:22:14

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Square Roots - Episode 353 In this slicing and dicing episode of Square Roots Kai Leng may be back, but mysteriously Johnny has disappeared! Does this mean way more political rants? Of course! But Jim, Vanessa and Matthew will guide you through Rannoch and the end of the Geth wars and then discover a very important artifact on Thessia! Also: - Way …

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Mass Effect 3 Part 4 - Wet From Everything 2:33:58

3M ago2:33:58

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Square Roots - Episode 352 This may be our raunchiest episode in a while, so hide it from sensitive ears! On this chunker of Square Roots we go through some fun classic DLC in BioWare's Mass Effect 3 and reunite with Tali, unless of course you're BimJanks and Tali is Super Dead. Also: - English Sexy Talk - Aria Said F - Would You Dance To This Song…

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Mass Effect 3 Part 3 - Karlos the Thresher Maw 2:22:56

4M ago2:22:56

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Square Roots - Episode 351 On this tragically romantic episode of Square Roots, Vanessa must choose - will she emotionally and physically bond with her snake boyfriend, or her himbo dummy human? PORQUE NO LOS DOS?! Also there's plenty of tough decisions on this Tchunker of BioWare's Mass Effect 3 like something about doing a genocide or not, or doi…

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Mass Effect 3 Part 2 - PRUNES 2:43:27

3M ago2:43:27

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Square Roots - Episode 350 Shepherd takes some selfie hints from the 21st century in this action-packed chunker of Mass Effect 3! There's meeting a 50,000 year old Protheon, hot gossip with the lady Krogan, and seeing Jack's clothing journey. Also: - Your Favourite Mary Kate & Ashley Songs - The Pegger - New Game Plus Elementary School - Her Two Bi…

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Mass Effect 3 Part 1 - Press Y to Yeet 2:42:29

4M ago2:42:29

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Square Roots - Episode 347 Finally, on the second to last day of BioJanuWarey, we start Mass Effect 3! That's right. Shepherd, Wrex, Kaiden (or Ashley if you're a monster) and Doctor Chocolates are back in this action packed chunker. Also: - Mister BAMF Himself - I Thought We Were Doing ME Tonight! - Just A Regular Butt - The Pros and Cons of Choco…

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 8 - Electronic Gil 2:59:14

4M ago2:59:14

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Square Roots - Episode 347 IT'S A LONGO! This week on Square Roots we get a little mixed up and forget about Gadolt for the first chunk of the quest log, but then remember that his plotline totally ended. We also remind you why Santa Claus turned into a Frost Gigas, remember how to pronounce Melia, and, oh yeah, totally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!…

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 7 - The Welcome Matts Welcome Mat 2:09:01

4M ago2:09:01

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Square Roots - Episode 347 Everything you want in a Square Roots episode happens today! It's more Xenoblade Chronicles and we're almost finished! There's really long dungeons! Someone not understanding where the chunker ends! Jim's Full Page Failure! Caution: staying past the end credits as the bonus clips get a little... blue. Also: - SCREE! Eyes …

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 6 - Full Page Failure 2:03:38

5M ago2:03:38

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Square Roots - Episode 346 This week we start off with Jim's brand new trivia game: FULL PAGE FAILURE! After we get into this week's Quest Log where we get to finally, finally, walk on the blade of a giant sword! We also find a rare unfridging, find out more mysteries about Crosby Stills and Sass, and learn how to flirt by comparing a man to your m…

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Square Roots New Year's Day 2023 Special! 23:06

5M ago23:06

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Happy New Year! The Squootses took this week off, so enjoy our resolutions for the year! Back to normal next week. Next Week: Defeat Sureny Telethia! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteve…

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 5 - A Perfectly Normal Way to Say Lava 1:45:18

5M ago1:45:18

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Square Roots - Episode 345 So many revelations this episode! A big beefy boi! Questionable allegiences! A mech made out of SOLID GOLD! This week on Square Roots we make our way out on the sword and possibly... to the other giant continental mech?! Also: - Carols for a Sick Friend - Vanessa the Boxing Day Gerenuk - Matt is a Dog Name - A Lady Mechon…

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 4 - Butt Gusting 2:17:53

5M ago2:17:53

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Square Roots - Episode 344 Everyone is preparing to go up hard against their daddy versions in this exciting, explosive, full of wild mass guessing episode of Square Roots! In this chunker of Xenoblade Chronicles, we kill a blobby dinosaur dragon, meet all of Riki's family, and go up to the fanciest castle in the land. Also: - Yeah, Klonoa! - All H…

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 3 - Glutes Are On Your Butt 1:23:15

5M ago1:23:15

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Square Roots - Episode 343 Not only can you rescue a poofy in this week's chunker of Square Roots, but there's even a princess in peril AND a brand new Riku who is SO COOL. Also: - Vanessa Doubles Down on Making Babies Cry - That's How This One Came About, a new podcast! - Is Bishonen a Word? - Is the Elevator the Abs? - Clearly a Pube Swamp - Shul…

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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 2 - A Love Square 2:49:30

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Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 1 - Super Overpowered Lads Doing Interesting Errands Repeatedly 2:27:44

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Baldur's Gate Part 8 - A Lethite 2:02:46

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Baldur's Gate Part 7 - Git Gud (At Reading Comprehension) 2:15:04

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Baldur's Gate Part 6 - Barbecue Soup 2:12:14

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Baldur's Gate Part 5 - Curse of Many Orgasms 1:49:56

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Baldur's Gate Part 4 - D&D: Hat 1:54:50

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Baldur's Gate Part 3 - You Can't Trust These Murder Fathers 1:54:30

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Baldur's Gate Part 2 - Yakuzsazsa Gabor 2:15:43

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Baldur's Gate Part 1 - Hashtag Chaotic Good Lifestyle 2:48:42

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Mass Effect 3 Part 8 - The Reapers Are Basically A Roomba 2:53:43

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Mass Effect 3 Part 7 - A Romantic Canadian Evening 2:29:22

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Mass Effect 3 Part 6 - A Genetically Perfect Butt 2:26:13

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Mass Effect 3 Part 5 - Pokemon Snap: Your Leaders May Lie, But Your Camera Won't 2:22:14

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Mass Effect 3 Part 4 - Wet From Everything 2:33:58

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Mass Effect 3 Part 3 - Karlos the Thresher Maw 2:22:56

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Mass Effect 3 Part 2 - PRUNES 2:43:27

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Mass Effect 3 Part 1 - Press Y to Yeet 2:42:29

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 8 - Electronic Gil 2:59:14

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 7 - The Welcome Matts Welcome Mat 2:09:01

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 6 - Full Page Failure 2:03:38

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Square Roots New Year's Day 2023 Special! 23:06

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 5 - A Perfectly Normal Way to Say Lava 1:45:18

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 4 - Butt Gusting 2:17:53

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 3 - Glutes Are On Your Butt 1:23:15

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