Can you believe I've never seen Die Hard? Me neither. Late To The Table revisits classic works of entertainment that you might have missed and sees how they hold up. WE MISSED IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
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Yo yo yo yo yo yo. Yo. Late To The Table! Back again! Does Hackers hold up? Probably not. Do we lose the last 10 mins of the episode and have to cobble together an audio jigsaw puzzle? Maybe. Let’s get into it!
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The guys honor a listener request and watch the Tom Hardy movie Bronson. Does this 2008 Nicholas Winding Refn movie hold up in 2024? Get naked and find out!
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Ep. 379 She’s All That: Gabrielle Unionization
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The gang accidentally continues 90s-Teen-Sex-Comedy-Month multiple years too late. Whoops. Does She’s All That hold up? Can we take off its glasses and see a beautiful 90s teen comedy? FIND OUT BABEZ.
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Ep. 378 Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri: Athleisure Jesus
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Guess who’s back? Back again?! LTTT Back! Tell a friend! I created a monster, “cause everybody wants to see classic movies! Does the 2017 Oscar darling Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri hold up in 2024? Or have seven years made it too long in the tooth? Find out you infant.
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Ep. 377 Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: Otter Poop Shamwow
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It’s that time of year. The time where a young man’s fancy turns to dolphin kidnapping. Does Jim Carrey’s iconic 1994 comedy hold up 30 years later? Let’s find out. How wild can it be?
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Ep. 376 Escape From New York: Post-Facist, Pre-collapse Nipple Massaging
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Yo yo yo yo yo. We’re back again babies! The gang watches John Carpenter’s cult classic Escape From New York. Does this 1981 movie that takes place in 1997 hold up in 2024? Find out! Now!
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Ep. 375 Before Sunrise: That American Steakhouse Love
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Love is in the air! So are ghosts? Man I don’t know what we’re up to this month. Does Richard Linklater’s 1995 postmodern love story hold up in 2024? Wander the stress of Vienna with us to FIND OUT.
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Ep. 374 Ghost: A Throuple Of Drywallers
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We’re back baby! 2024! Ghost! 5 Academy Award nominations, the highest grossing movie of 1990! Does it hold up in 2023? Or did our horny moms just love P. Swaz? Find out baby!
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The guys look back fondly(?) on the year that was, listing their top and bottom 5 movies of the year.
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Ep. 372 King Kong (1933): Dr. Raptor MD
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WE GOIN’ BACK TODAY FOLKS! Back to the 1900s when beasts were apes and women were apparently objects. Does the seminal 1933 film hold up to the sensibilities of two modern dorks or is it just choking a thick snake? FIND OUT OR DON’T.
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Ep. 371 1917: Bullet Proof Whale Tail
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AAWWWWW yea! Roger Deakin movie month baby! Is the 2019 film 1917 a 10/10 or just a bunch of trench rot? FIND OUT NOW.
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Ep. 370 Sicario: Roger Deakin Trail Cam
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Hey. Hey. Stick with us. My mic is slightly better this week, just get past the intro! New mic will be on the way soon. Just pretend it’s a transmission across an apocalyptic wasteland. Yeah. Yeah. Seems better now, don’t it? Does the 2015 Denis Villeneuve film hold up? Or are we all just staring into the abyss of the desert of the real? Shit. Find…
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Ep. 369 Event Horizon: My Time In Space With White People
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Hiya hoya Heya! Sorry about the audio quality. Apparently my mic went to the hell dimension along with the Event Horizon. Does the 1997 sci-fi horror film hold up? Let’s get into it!
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Ep. 368 Dr. Sleep: Rivendell Rocket League
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The Spooktacular concludes! Does the 2019 Stephen King adaptation Dr. Sleep hold up? Do we ever find the brown sound? Can racism help you get away with murder? GET INTO MY CHILDREN. Don’t make me huff Grandpa!
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Ep. 367 Leperchaun: Baby Talk Leperchaun Sex Curse
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Spooooktacular Spookkkkkktober returns! Spookily! Does 1993’s Leprechaun hold up 30 years later? Almost definitely, right?!
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Ep. 366 Tommy Boy: It Was The NINETIES (I’ll Kill You!)
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The boys check in on 1995’s Tommy Boy. Does the mid 90s classic hold up? Does your face hold up?! Oh shit. Got you. Served. You got served. *slides across the floor on his forehead*
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Ep.365 Mission: Impossible: Frosted Tipped Bullet
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My goddamn i key is broken on my keyboard. Do you have any idea how trying it is to type Mission: Impossible with a broken i key? Does Brian de Palma and Tom Cruise’s 1996 hold up in 2023? I mean it started one of the biggest franchises of all time, so probably? LET. FIND. OUT.
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Ep. 364 Twister: Psychosexual Wind Play
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Sorry for the late upload! I apparently forgot to hit "publish" and got distracted by Hard Knocks. What will that Aaron Rodgers do next?! Guess who’s back again baby? The Late to the Table boys are in the house! We out here! Watching movies! From 1996! Does Twister hold up or are we just entering the suck zone? Find out now!…
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Ep. 363 Dunkirk: Maze Runnin’ To The MAXX
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Welcome my infants welcome to your third favorite podcast. Does Christopher Nolan’s 2017 WWII opus hold up in 2023 or is it just dumb-Kirk? Find out now!
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Ep. 362 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Vestigial Kermit Face
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Yo yo yo! America’s two most disgraced podcasters check in on 1990’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to see if it holds up. Does it? Or are we just cynically reaching for them synergy dollars? FIND OUT MY LOVE.
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Ep. 361 Midsommar: The Desire And Ability To F*** A Comet
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Ohhhh yeah. The summer is upon us! Let’s celebrate with the cool beachy flick Midsommar! Wait..what? They what? Huh. Ok. Does Midsommar hold up in 2023 or is it Florence Pugh? (pronounced Florence P.U…jokes are best when you have to write them out.)
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Ep. 360 Mad Max: Full Circle (Toddler Thots)
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For episode 360 the guys go all the way back to the beginning of the show and revisit the first episode. How does Mad Max hold up upon repeat viewings? It can’t be worse right? Luckily our friend George from Late To The Table Top is here to help us figure it out! Get into it you infants!
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Ep. 359 Moonlight: Intrusive Starscream Thoughts
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Happy Pride babies! The gang check out the best picture of 2017. Doe it hold up to two dinguses in 2023? Find out!
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Ep 358 Smokey And The Bandit: BC And The White Knight
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Hello all you beautiful people out there in podcast world. We watched Smokey and the Bandit, the second most successful film of 1977. Does it hold up? It’s not suppose to…but…but..COULD IT?
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Ep. 357 Pitch Perfect: One Million Girls, Half A Million Cups
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Oh oh oh! We’re here for it baby! Pitch Perfect, it’s beloved, it’s 11 years old, does it hold up?It holds up deez nuts. Jeez, I’m sorry. I’d like to say we’re better than that…but we’re absolutely not.
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Ep. 356 Moulin Rouge!: How To Stop Arbor Day
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Come children, come hear my story. The story of a man, a plan, and a real horny night club. A fast, horny night club. A horny and fast adventure.With music! Does Moulin Rouge! hold up? FIND OUT BABY.
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Ep. 355 Crash: Love Actually, I Have A Lot Of Black Friends
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The gang check up on the “best picture” of 2005. Does Crash hold up in 2023? Minor spoilers for season 3 of the Mandalorian and how to make soup.
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Ep. 354 Air Bud: Possession Is 9/10ths Of The Paw
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Awww yeah. Back again baby. Comparing 1997's most basketball forward family comedy with 2005’s best film. Why? I don’t know man. Sometimes you just gotta commit to something…anything. Just commit. Does 1997’s Air Bud hold up in 2023? Get into it!
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Ep. 353 Brokeback Mountain: Air Bud Is The American Dream
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Two special birthday boys check out Ang Lee’s 2005 romantic drama, Brokeback mountain. Does it hold up in 2023 or are we all just specks of dust on the flat wheel that is time?
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Ep. 352 Avatar pt. 2: Na’vi Feet Pics
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Man. Maybe this episode title will get us the SEO this podcast deserves. Don’t google it. Your hard drive will immediately liquify. Does James’ big lizard vision hold up in 2023? Find out baby!
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Ep. 351 Avatar pt. 1: Fantastic Beasts And Where To F*ck Them
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Oh SNAP. We’re doing it! It’s happening! You’re in our sights James! We’re coming for you and your sexy world of flora and fauna! The motivations Jim! THEY DON’T MAKE SENSE JIM. Oh Jim. You’re lucky this is only part one.
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Ep. 350 Dances With Wolves pt. 2: Buffalo Oreo
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OK. OK. It’s episode 350. For real this time. This is not a drill. Please deploy your Costner opinions to the nearest snarky internet receptacle. Does Dances With Wolves hold up? How many wet stunts are there? More than one? Good, great. Let’s keep up the intensity and eat a goddamn oreo.
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Ep. 349 Dances With Wolves pt 1: Air Horse One
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Wow. Just realizing this as I’m posting it. We called this episode 350 during the record…it is not. We are idiots. HOWEVER. 350 next week babies! Let’s start the celebration early! Does the multiple academy award winning film, Dances With Wolves, hold up in 2023? Find out next week! Can horse fly on plane? Find out now!…
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Ep. 348 Van Wilder: 2002 Shame Scarf
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Two idiots attempt to compare and contrast dumb boner comedies by National Lampoon. Will they be successful? Not as successful as Ryan Reynolds. That man can’t be beat anymore. I mean, damn, save some for the rest of us.
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Ep. 347 Animal House: Horse Puppet Thermodynamics
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The gang starts off the new year by watching one of the most successful and revered comedies of all time, National Lampoon’s Animal House. Does it hold up to two sensitive dumb dumbs in 2023? Or should it be put out to the raunch (get it? It’s like ranch…but the movie’s raunchy. Yeah. Yeah. You know!)…
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Ep. 347 2022, A Year In Review: My Body Of Funyuns
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The guys count down their top and bottom five movies of the year! Rich starts sundowning in an event that doctors will refer to years later as “The start of it”.
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Ep. 346 Sleeping Beauty: Shoe Inequality
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For the last episode of 2022, the gang checks out the 1959 Disney classic, Sleeping Beauty. Does it hold up to two on the go millennial dick heads or is it putting us to sleep for a hundred years? Find out baby!
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Ep. 345 Vertigo: Debutante Body Cams
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Whoa, whoa. What's this? The gang is watching an actual classic movie? Hitchcock you say? Wow. Who would have thought? Does the 1958 thriller hold up to two idiots in 2022? FIND OUT INFANT!
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Ep. 344 The Thing: And The Roscoe Goes To…
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After watching Do The Right Thing and That Thing You Do, the guys finally complete their thing trilogy by watching John Carpenter’s The Thing. Does this film that was universally hated in 1982 hold up 40 years later? Find out now!
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Ep. 343 The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Peat Coats To The Center Of The Earth
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Sorry for the late upload folks! It’s wild out there! The guys watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Will it hold up in 2022 or are the most liberated views of the 1970s problematic to modern viewers? MAN. I bet we’ll get into it, or my name isn’t Bob Calhoun, the best dang vacuum salesman of Topeka
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Ep. 343 Hotel Transylvania: Batchode
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The guys spook it up by watching a kids movie for kids.
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Ep. 341 The Conjuring: The Wet Bandits Of Yom Kippur
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Booooo! It’s our annual spooktacular! I bet you forgot we watch horror movies every October. I know I did! We watched 2013’s The Conjuring. Does the financial juggernaut hold up in 2022 or are we about to get our cheeks clapped by some Rhode Island demon? FIND OUT BABIES!
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Ep. 340 Police Academy: Layer Cake Of Lies
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The guys continue their quest to find a 1980s comedy that holds up? Is it 1984’s Police Academy? Will Rich ever watch The Wire? How far can you head go into a horse’s rectum and survive? Find out y’all
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Ep. 339 Pirates Of The Caribbean, On Stranger Tides: Pack Your Bags And Move To Gleep Glorp
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Awwww yeah! Sequel’s period of time continues. Does the MOST EXPENSIVE MOVIE OF ALL TIME hold up in 2022? Where can I get a boat with flame throwers? Why do these movies print money? GET. INTO. IT. BABIES!
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Ep. 338 Alien 3: Xenomorph Trick Shots
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Sequel’s month continues! Does Alien 3 hold up? Did David Fincher really direct it? Who’s jerking off now? Find out!
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Ep. 337 Conan The Destroyer: Ain’t No FantaCSI
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Oh shit. Oh shit. Its sequels month baby! Does Conan The Destroyer hold up in 2022 or are we all just victims to Zachary Ty Brian in the Octogon? What? What do words mean? Find out baby!
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Ep. 336 Swiss Army Man: Woods Porn Humidor
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Take this! Take this bonus episode! Hopefully it will make up for the audio disaster that occurred last week. The Daniels are the hottest directors on the planet after Everything, Everywhere, All At Once, but does their first feature film hold up? Let’s get into it!
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Ep. 335: The Rocketeer: Timothy Dalton Standard Operating Procedure
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Whoops! Rich’s audio didn’t record! We lost a whole episode! We’ll record another episode to be released next Monday to make up for this monstrosity. What is this monstrosity you ask? Well...it’s a short rehashed 30 minute episode. It is the face of madness. Feel free to skip unless you REALLY love Late to the Table. See you next week, babies!…
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Ep. 335 Dirty Harry: Corpse Laden Dick Rocket
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OH HO! Happy summer babies! Let’s see if a 1971 film about police work holds up! It can’t be any worse than police work in 2022, right? RIGHT? CLINT EASTWOOD YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN
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Ep. 334 Independence Day: Randy Quaid’s Infinite Star Children
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Happy July 4th! Don’t think of this Independence Day as a funeral for America, think of it as the first day of America 2! You know an America where women have even less rights. Uh oh! Times are bad and we watched a 1996 disaster film to cope with the dread. Does it hold up? Man, I don’t even know anymore.…
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