Your fave fandoms, ruined by us. Or made better. Fan fictions are written and read based on random choices, such as Star Wars, The Little Mermaid, and True Blood.
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Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Always looking for knowledge and, more importantly, the next drink, join Kyle, Julian, and Avery as they navigate through time, history, and booze to learn more about the cocktails they crave. The three of us will dive deep into the history of some amazing cocktails, paired perfectly with even better stories. Go ahead and fix your favorite drink and come hop into the Cocktail Time Machine and remember, as always, Research Responsibly!
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Learn tricks to thrive as an entrepreneur to grow your startup, small or medium-sized business. We will explore a range of topics such as new product development, strategy, capital raising, managing employees and more. We will be inviting entrepreneurs across a variety of industries to share their insights in their areas of expertise. As your host (Andrew Dickow), I will leverage my experiences in mergers and acquisitions, private equity, and entrepreneurship to focus on the topics that matt ...
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What’s more impactful, the death of the Queen or WWE? Has Trump been replaced with deep fake AI? And why can’t posh people fathom the concept of a bag of crisps? There’s a lot to cover… Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get…
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Pete eyes a new job as a CNBC reporter as he dives into the bizarre story of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s bear carcass incident… Meanwhile Luke confesses he’s never bought anything from Greggs - ever! Plus, a listener’s email fuels Luke’s obsession with banana spiders even more! Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Inst…
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Lukey considers a change in employment, and could you style out a week in a public-facing role, covered in lovely engine oil? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make…
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Pete’s yearning for some salt liquorice Spunk but Luke can’t jump onboard. Elsewhere, Luke questions if Donny has what it takes to become a taxi man and Pete likens Luke to JD Vance. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get y…
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Donny wonders how long it would take to realise your ball sack was hanging out of your hot pants. Meanwhile, Luke tells the cautionary tale of pressure washing your foot. Plus, Pete ships a durian to the office...because why wouldn't he? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rat…
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Luke declares his love for Mongolian throat singing as they discuss the weird but wonderful Nordic folk band, Heilung. Elsewhere, Pete is certain that European train pornography marked the birth of the internet. Plus, Luke confesses he has to do yet another driving awareness course! Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitte…
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Is laughing the most effective way to disarm one of the world’s biggest threats to democracy? The lads dive into American history, from the assassination attempt on Trump, to Pete confusing Thomas Edison for a Founding Father. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and revie…
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Luke’s crowned himself a born hustler after his recent forays into the world of Facebook Marketplace. Elsewhere, Pete tells us how his nan stole Churchill’s thunder with a bassinet full of babies. Plus, has Sammy shit on the floor in sympathy for Donny’s week of having the runs? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or…
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Pete tried to get his teeth whitened in Soho but was forced to watch James Bond instead… Luke’s certain that he did not go to a real dentist. Plus, as if their love for wearable tech wasn’t nerdy enough, Pete’s in disbelief when Luke informs him of Maplin’s reincarnation. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instag…
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In an effort to out-alpha him, Pete's dog Sammy rubbed his empty ball sack on Pete’s head at 3am. Lola got involved too by pissing in the bed. But Donny’s just happy the gang’s all together. Elsewhere, Luke questions the ethics of a snail harvesting business. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Pleas…
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Luke likens Donny to Marlon Brando as Pete declares himself a muse of theatre. Luke then reflects on his amateur theatre days and questions why he was so afraid to audition for the lead role in Smike the musical. Elsewhere, they decide it’s time to talk about the declining use of newspapers in fish and chip shops. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com o…
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Pete ponders what compels a man to solo travel the Pacific Ocean. Meanwhile, Luke discusses his experience on a speed awareness course and says his biggest takeaway is that most people are pretty thick… Plus, Pete’s fascinated by the concept of electrocution. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in tou…
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Luke teaches hungover Pete how to impress people with his ability to convert celsius to fahrenheit. Meanwhile, Donny worries about the taxman and Luke suggests some solutions - but all of them involve a time machine. Not very helpful... Plus, Pete finds his Only Fans angle. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you…
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Luke admits he finally gets the whole alcohol-free beer thing, while Pete starts a fight club the moment the partner he has access to goes on a girls trip. Plus, Pete tells his own parable of Abraham carrying him through the waves. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. …
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This week, Luke’s haunted by Mexican maracas and Pete doesn’t think ramming a cow with a police car is a big deal. Elsewhere, Luke brags about his hi-fi equipment which is music to Pete’s ears - to say the least! Plus Pete gets giddy about his very own battery submission. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you c…
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This week, Pete mourns the loss of Maplin Electronics and reminisces about his own retail experiences - a fraudulent, Billy Joel-obsessed boss included. Meanwhile, Luke wonders why he can’t escape the chains of Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan. Luke also brags about his table tennis skills, but Pete isn’t having it! Want to get in touch with the …
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Pete reveals his secret obsession with weird influencers, from people who don't chew their food to those who love a bit of public role play in WeWorks across the nation. Meanwhile, Luke questions why doggy daycares always seem to have the best social media strategies. Plus, Pete concludes that smoke alarms are just a constant reminder of our own mo…
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Luke and Pete confront their caffeine addictions before marvelling at the legend of Hammock Grandad. If Pete wants to match Grandad's record, he'd better start sleeping outdoors soon! Meanwhile, Luke gladly declares that throwing things at Nigel Farage is a "great British sport," while Pete—shockingly, the voice of reason—wonders just how far is to…
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We’re back with our lab coats on, as the lads attempt to devise new organ transplant procedures for the masses. Drawing ideas from The Human Centipede probably isn’t a good idea… Elsewhere, Pete seems determined to buy a marmoset from Hartlepool Zoo and we explore the fine art of buying unwanted things for people and sneaking them into their shed. …
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From feral MPs to Angela Rayner’s son’s Only Fans, we’re talking UK politicians! It then turns into a discussion on why Donald Trump and his running mate think that publicly hating dogs - and even bragging about killing them - would win over voter support. This reminds Luke about the time he was haunted by the RSPCA! Plus, Luke has a parcel thief u…
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This week, the lads decide that the best secret superpower would be a weak sense of smell. They then discuss the increasing price of candles - Luke’s astounded that the wife he has access to paid £80 for one! Elsewhere, Luke talks about the porn industry again before getting to the bottom of Pete’s microwave steak venture - why can’t they just make…
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This week, Luke and Pete kick starts your Monday with a deep dive into UK politics. Discussing everything from the duality of John Prescott, MP Lee Anderson's recent tirade against refugees, current PM Rishi Sunak's plan to bring back national service and even Lib Dem leader Ed Davey's run in with a paddle board - your new political correspondents …
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This week, Pete is certain that Pizza Hut is the home of good pizza - Luke strongly disagrees - which leads to a discussion about the etiquette of discussing other people's food. Elsewhere Luke reminisces on doing door to door sales in New Zealand and Pete has a crack at impressions while slagging off Luke's milky teas. Plus, has Pete imagined a fo…
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Pete is talking about Ian Wright's ankle, again, and Luke tells Donny about the new show his mum is obsessed with. Plus, we have serious questions. Does anyone want to buy some garden furniture from Luke? Are head transplants morally wrong? And did your parents know (or better still, did they care) when you were watching TV after lights out? Want t…
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Luke tells us how he rocked his signature jorts back in the day while Pete realises that he may be approaching a midlife crisis if he continues to go to social events with Luke! Elsewhere, talk turns to Donny's love for Ket - no, not that kind! Plus Lukey is certain that Huel won't work for him and Pete reminisces on his DJ era. Want to get in touc…
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