Creatives and Improv titans Kaci & Roy from Paralellogramophonograph drop by, fresh off of a Scrooge-prov show and hunting down stolen AirPods. Then the quad get into it about Cats: The Musical. After that, the four design some high-concept improv shows (including one based around celebrating the holidays in the style of David Lynch). 00:00 - Intro…

Comedian/Artist/Imagineer Timothy J. Sullivan drops by to chat punk music going WOKE, Resident Evil, and perform slam poetry about balls. Then Tim takes the boys on a tour of outlandish Hollywood connections. Things get messy. 18:28 Slam Ball 31:21 The Duality of Man Tim: Instagram: www.instagram.com/timothy.j.sullivan RPG-13: https://linktr.ee/rpg…

The Yule Fool (Monique Gauthier) and Daddy Christmas (Cuinn Joseph) bring the holiday cheer to our corner of the internet and put Thomas and Kevin in competition with another round of Oops All Christmas Showdown! Club Soda Improv’s Snowed In Holiday Show - December 28 (Winnipeg): https://3common.com/event/snowed-in-a-cozy-improv-show/6750c250c62725…

Performers, artists, and Improv champions Kareem & Valerie from Paralellogramophonograph swing through and bring the classic laughs. Kevin cosplays as the at-the-time unknown Luigi Mangione. The four discuss Disney parks and pies before they play some Taboo. Then things get a throwback as the PGraphers take Thomas and Kevin back to Vaudeville. Then…

Podcaster and movie buff Michael Petrow from The Reel Debaters joins Thomas and Kevin this week. The trio talk turkey and then they each unveil a classic piece of TV/Cinema that they have not seen. Friendships are dissolved and egos are destroyed before they dive into a cinematic Would You Rather. Finally they tackle Roger Ebert’s misfires and disc…

Actor & comedian Kris Siddiqi steps back in time to catch Kevin and Thomas up on what’s going on in the future. The trio chat about their daily routines as Kevin evolves into Braggy Maggie. Kris then walks the guys through the career of the unforgettable Wesley Snipes. Kris Siddiqi: Bit Playas: https://bitplayas.com/ Dwarven Moss: https://www.youtu…

Mystery guest Nichole Reed plugs in and discusses Animal Well on the Switch as Thomas makes a public apology. Kevin is hype about Kendrick Lamar’s new GNX album. Then the trailer for ‘Loqueesha’ sets the trio off on a path as Nichole decides to dox Kevin and Thomas. Nichole Reed: www.instagram.com/nicholeisonline Season One Sketch Show (Chicago) ht…

Podcavern dweller Tuong La joins the fray and raises the stakes as he puts Kevin and Thomas into a Taylor Swift themed conflict that has them risking everything. Then he turns the boys into rank amateurs as the trio review the accuracy of previous episodes of Ranked: Top 5 Lists of Stuff that Don’t Matter. Tuong La: Podcavern: www.podcavern.com Ran…

Comedian Evelyn Lawrence drops in to chat Mortal Kombat, Zoomer slang (including Skibidi Toilet), and HBO’s The Penguin’s marketing. Evelyn then gets the trio to place themselves on the Kinsey Scale and consider their aspirations. Then the straightest trio of all time tackle a deep AskReddit query of “What is your never have, never will?” Evelyn La…

Comedian Nic Nightingale slinks through the studio and teaches the boys the ropes on how to get in the Blue Man Group. Then the trio chat missed opportunities both in their career and romantic lives. Then Nic tests the boy’s knowledge of cruise ship amenities. Then they are confronted by their future selves and expose their darkest secrets. Nic Nig…

Comedian Angie St. Mars finally sinks to our level and joins the boys for a wild ride. The group spends a long time catching up as Angie helps Kevin and Thomas understand just what it’s like to live with women. Comedian women. Then an arduous game of 99 Blanks takes place before Angie helps Kevin and Thomas fall in love. Angie St. Mars: Nov. 8 @ Ta…

Juliet Davidson drops in to chat (mostly Golden Bachelorette). Double time rants occur before Juliet gets the boys to guess whether something is a Yankee Candle scent or vape flavor. Then the three folks get to deciding which film would be best adapted into animation. Juliet Davidson: https://www.instagram.com/juj.mus/ Music on Spotify: https://ope…

Comedian Scaremy Hobgobski joins us to take PETA to task fresh off the Laugh Factory in Chicago. They then dive into the world of mystery as they try to figure out which one of the three would kill the other and try to get away with it. The guys get waterhogged with deep dive into their fears (benign inches deep). 00:00 - Intro & Check-Ins 19:10 - …

Comedian Tim Blair makes all the boys’ fantasies come true as they dive into a segment heavy session. After checking Kevin’s AncestryDNA results live, the trio tackle a text to their mommas. Then Tim takes them to fantasy pizza-land where the boys get a little hangry before tackling the best way to find an heir. In a quick post-script, they also di…

It turns out old dogs CAN learn new tricks as Kevin & Thomas refresh their style for Episode 100! Featuring over 15 guest submissions, the boys navigate an array of challenges, appreciation, harassment, and MORE. Tune in to this collage of chaos featuring Guy Maddin, Alon Elian, the Hill Kings Podcast, Big Daddy Tazz, and amazing comedic voices fro…

Streaming demon Ratdoodle makes his glorious return fresh off the dome and with curry in hand. The trio then begin to pen a down-country ode to the viral debate of Man vs. Bear. Ratdoodle bites into some guided meditation with the boys before the reigns are wrestled away and the trio look toward the future. Ratdoodle: https://www.twitch.tv/ratdoodl…

Comedian Eric Muller joins Thomas and Kevin to get grizzly about polar bears. The trio then react to Ratdoodle’s new track ‘Fortnite Dub’. Then the trio get into rockstar moments from their past. After that, Eric takes the reins and rides the carriage into a chaotic timeline where the three guys have to draft certain elements of their life and lose…

Comedian Greg Stone drops in and discusses his impending demise while Kevin attempts to read the headlines of the day. Thomas seeks out Greg’s advice on a noisy neighbour. Then the guys get into the nitty gritty of what sort of things float Greg’s boat, tickle his pickle, and throb his knob. Nobody Presents Greg Stone: https://www.youtube.com/watch…

Comedian-at-Law Carly Olson joins the jester’s court as a ill Kevin and a free Thomas get wild. Then they chat Greek culture and mythology. Carly then takes the boys into pitch-mode as they make up schlocky reality television shows. Carly Olson: $10 Comedy: https://www.secondcity.com/shows/chicago/ten-dollar-comedy-chi Golden Age of Radio at the Bu…

Award winner Cuinn Joseph steps up and gets punk’d as the boys indulge in role-play. The trio then take advantage of Cuinn’s music skills and create a new punk band to speak to the struggles of today’s youth. Then Thomas and Kevin devote their love to one another under Cuinn’s watchful eye. Submit Segments to Oops All Segments: https://forms.gle/rf…

Performer, friend, and lover Nick Druzbanski comes through and fights through Kevin’s distractions as he bowls up. Nick brings the boys up to speed on alt-right media as he tests their knowledge of evangelical streaming programs. Things attempt to stay on the rails but this trio refuses to let that happen. Nick Druzbanski: www.instagram.com/@drizzb…

Actor, writer, and improvisor Kevin Gillese drops by to celebrate our own Kevin’s birthday! Trent Reznor drops us a line and Thomas gets crabby when we talk about things we used to believe were true when we were children. Kevin then takes us into sincere-ville with a reflection on our favourite poems and quotes. For the last stretch, Moos takes the…

Friend and co-host of What We Do in the Basement Tash D. swings by for some dice rolls. We play some serious mad-libs and let the audience take the reins. Then Tash doles out her segment where we compare our birthdays to find out who has the worst one. Thomas is then forced to write a notes app apology for leaving What We Do in the Basement. Submit…

Comedian, actress, and Thomas’ MAIN SQUEEZE Kimberly Florian joins the podcast. They talk about staying up all night and making memories. They talk about Kim’s viral TikTok about the Trump shooting. They talk about Kim’s followers and they figure out who is truly 52 years old. Kim: https://www.tiktok.com/@kimbleshankz https://www.instagram.com/kimb…

Actor & Comedian Tommy Bechtold (Guardians of the Palaxy) returns to wheel-town. We chat Marvel at the San Diego Comic Con and The Penguin. After advocating for real problems the trio give a darn about, our boys dive into Tommy’s trivia world. Tommy Bechtold then has Kevin and Thomas try to guess the correct names of bands at the Gathering of the J…

Comedian, actor, and “bombshell” Abbi Bryson joins us for some fun as Thomas tackles some quandaries. All kinds of on-the-spot one liners are delivered as 99 Blanks walk into various bars before the podcast takes a drastic turn. Kevin and Thomas begin hosting The Good Husbands Podcast as ‘Diane’ calls in for help. Then the trio tackle a soundscape …

Comedian and homie Alex Collyard steps in to chat hold music and happenings. Then the trio use ChatGPT to write AI generated diss tracks that they each rap at one another. Then the three react to Eminem’s new track Tobey before diving into poetic odes about one another. Thomas gets a sweet treat and Kevin is frozen with laughter. Alex Collyard: www…

87: Debate Time (with Ben Sellick) Friend, composer, and Club Soda alumni member Ben Sellick joins the show to get heavy on the segments. Our hero Ben makes sure we end up showcasing our own interpretation of the Biden vs. Trump debate for the 2024 Presidential Election on CNN. They decide who might be the most gentle celebrity in Hollywood before …

Friend and collaborator Jane Hilder jumps into the jocularity with us through technical trifles. The trio dive into the comment section of Amazon products and Jellycats. Jane then introduces us to her game of “You Haven’t Seen…?” Which leads to some wonderful pitches. Finally, to take us out, everyone shows hole. Submit Segments to Oops All Segment…

Actor and friend Simon Bracken swings by to chat FeetFinder.com and have Thomas whip up a top-notch Father’s Day text to Lord Bracknell. After being mildly appreciative, Simon brings the boys a beautiful segment inspired by Desert Island Discs and the boys pick 3 songs to be stranded with! Submit Segments to Oops All Segments: https://forms.gle/rfw…

Director & filmmaker Jono Hunter joins the boys as we get fit and in our feelings with personal questions. After they burpee their way through some vulnerability, the boys let Jono take the reins with movie pitches and titles based on loglines. Jono’s Links: Hot Globe (Website / insta / tik tok ) Night Drives (website / insta / tik tok) No ReWrites…

Chris and Brad from the Hill Kings Podcast get blue with the boys. Chris gets the four-some to draft a fantasy team of attractive cartoon characters. A horny draft that gets into some wild territory. Then Brad takes us into his wild world with Kink Dinklers where we guess the unique fetishes and kinks of famous celebrities. Hill Kings Podcast: http…

Comedian Ava Val joins us this week on “the Noisiest Podcast of All Time” as she tries to mediate peace between Kevin and Thomas while they find suitable typefaces for one another. Then Ava offers up a smorgasbord of delights as the trio plays matchmaker for mythical beasts. Then the trio names the love stories they’ve created. Ava Val: https://www…

Connor McBride brings his snappy mind to the show. First we commit to changing our lives forever (or 7 days). Then Connor helps get the boys back into the world of Dungeons & Dragons as they battle over creating a seriously silly character. Then the boys pitch a horrifying TikTok movie that could be the next big thing. Plus the boys dive into the i…

The Mysterious Kolt Read joins us to chat David Cronenberg’s Crash as well as the Bandicoot of the same name. As Thomas reveals his new, hooded status, Kolt puppeteers the lad into a new space of truth. Then we discuss peaks and valleys before we dive into an overview of Kolt’s Instagram presence. Kolt Read: APTN Investigates: https://www.aptnnews.…

Comedian Alon Elian joins the boys to chat about breakups during the Winnipeg Fringe Theatre Festival. Then Alon presents a series of brain-teasing choices for the duo to make that all revolve around food! The wheel takes the trio into teasing territory as Kevin impersonates everyone and then the group discovers some new idioms. Alon Elian: https:/…

Actor Miguel Rivas hops into the studio as we rank plants and Kevin gets steamy. Miguel then navigates a round of rapid-fire questions to expose his teenage insecurities. The ranking continues as the trio then set their sights on the worst bird in the world. Then Miguel destroys the rhythm by forcing the boys to perform karaoke songs live. After th…

Funny man Vance Banzo (TallBoyz) leaves his mark on the show. The trio gets their Fantasy draft on as they comb through some horrific flight logs and rank the names they find. After cutting through some tension, they get on track and talk about their place on the Snowpiercer train before diving into a session of Heardle with Glasshouse Banzo. This …

Comedian Jared Story swings down into our depths to chat about his new comedy album Good Ideas. Then the trio tackle the task of searching out the superior song for their funerals. Then they chat wild animal encounters and take it home by dialing up 1-800-BADASS. Jared Story: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/jaredstory/good-ideas Submit Segments: …

Kevin and Thomas are left to their own devices and they discuss The Quarry before Thomas drags Kevin through a quiz of Iceland’s tourist attractions. The wheel then demands that the boys open up about personal stories and Kevin keeps them on track. After airing some dirty laundry, Thomas opens his drawers for the world to see. Kevin then takes the …

Sad joins us for a dive into changing opinions (with a special appearance from their cat, EggBoy). Sydney then gets the guys to pitch brand new podcasts and Kevin gets confessional and Thomas buries a hatchet. Finally, the three get into it over robot unionization in a last-ditch effort to save humanity. Sydney’s instagram: www.instagram.com/babysn…

Theatre man from around town (and the current artistic director of Shakespeare in the Ruins) Rodrigo Beilfuss steps off the stage into our groundling pit. We improvise wrestling promos before Rod is subject to Jesse’s segment from last episode. PlayItForward has Rodrigo Beilfuss creating an RnB interpretation of his life. Then we get into the weeds…

Friend and fellow basement dweller Jesse Bergen returns to the segment studio to go on a fact finding mission. Then Jesse decides to set a real trap for the next guest on the show. Rounding out a scatological scattershot of a show, we then discuss a true time travel quandary that really stinks. Jesse’s Holiday D&D Episode: https://podcasts.apple.co…

Ken Hall (The Umbrella Academy) joins the boys in creating the 12 Rules for Strife as Kevin freezes up. Ken then gets the boys to get their dream vacations started. Then Ken flexes his knowledge as 14-time visitor to Punchdrunk’s Sleep No More as he prepares for his final visit. He lets the boys in on all the secret tips and tricks you can imagine.…

Brad Hild (Hill Kings, The Headgum Podcast) steps down to the deceptively simple depths of chaos as they attempt to impersonate yet another episode of If I Were You. Brad then takes the boys for a look under the hood in his own segments. First we try out Uncut Gems (sponsored by Intact America) and take a gander at Nanalan. Then everyone is anointe…

Cosplay content creator TheMatrixxx joins the boys as they look back on incredible internet content that gets them giddy, including screaming cowboys and Dracula Flow 3. TheMatrixxx then guides us through a discussion of WWE’s 2024 Royal Rumble. Eventually we get around to a deep dive on our appreciation of Spider-Man, and Thomas does his best to k…

John MacDonald brings back the good ol’ days as he joins Thomas and Kevin to reminisce about his days in the Black Hole Theatre, his outshining Kevin in The Pinkerton’s, Midnight Mass, and Snowpiercer, and Sugar Crisp Cereal. John also gets Thomas and Kevin to dig into the discography of the Fast Life Pretty Boys and the trio look over the Pizza Ho…

Comedian Jen Connor offers some editorial advice to Kevin’s comedy. Then the three reminisce about Blink 182 and do their best Tom DeLong impression. Kevin displays a video of him getting concussed (that ended up on MTV's Ridiculousness)! Then Jen aims for the title of most prepared guest as she guides the boys through a Choose Your Own Adventure s…

Comedian Big Daddy Tazz brings the good vibes and crazy tales to the show. A travel story showing WestJet’s shining customer service makes an appearance alongside the gang discussing the ideal last meal on death row. Kevin forces a game of Jett-perdy onto everyone. Tazz then takes the boys down memory lane and the trio chat best gifts given, best g…

Comedian Sarah London goes Gerk Mode with the boys and chats mobile game addictions along with creating new emojis (and reviews our most frequently used emojis). Sarah then gives the guys a job interview (that is entirely even, balanced, and fair). Sarah berates Kevin until he dies. Sarah also discusses her multiversal podcasting counterpart who is…