Each week, RJ and Bley welcome a guest who tries to help them not act like complete morons around women. Give these dumbasses advice at RjandBleySuckAtGirls.com!
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Aren't there just Too Many States? 50!? We're challenging all the states to defend why they should remain in the union. Learn about each state along the way as we talk about the places our guests are from, featuring comedians and friends of ours, who are all passionate about their home state.
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Ethan Edenburg (The Cooties, Bad Science podcast) is here to defend The Sunshine State.
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California is just so big we decided to discuss it in parts. Here is our friend David Hoff to defend the northern part of The Golden State.
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Our friend Matt Ackles defends The Lone Star State!
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Actress, writer, and comedian Briana Hansen defends The Hoosier State!
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Sean Jordan (All Fantasy Everything podcast) joins us to defend The Mount Rushmore State!
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Jimmy Pardo (Never Not Funny podcast) defends The Land of Lincoln!
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Luke Kelly-Clyne (Pop TV's "Hot Date", SNL Weekend Update contributing writer) defends The Nutmeg State!
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Our very first episode with guest Aaron Bleyaert (Team Coco, RJ & Bley Suck at Girls) from The Wolverine State.
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Our first episode comes out September 4th. Subscribe now!
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The guys make a big announcement and take some much needed time off.
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Tai Got Married: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 97
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Tai Piazza joins the guys to talk about the logistics of getting married.
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RJ gets legit: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 96
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RJ talks about getting certified and the guys answer fan questions.
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TBE: The Waitress, Pt 2: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 41
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RJ & Sona accompany Bley to a restaurant for dinner out in the real world to try and get the phone number of a waitress Bley likes. DISASTER ENSUES.
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Burning Man: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 95
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Alexa joins the guys to talk about about burning man, dessert themed attractions, and the orgy dome(s).
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TBE:The Art Of Seduction: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 15
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Comedian Jimmy Pardo steps in to school RJ & Bley on The Art Of Seduction. Rule #1: Don't show them your Bronosaurus Egg.
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Love Letters: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 94
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Nick drops by to read through a giant box of love letters he's received and the guys wonder why they never got any.
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TBE-Sex Toys: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 21
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Breeanna from PureRomance.com stops by to introduce RJ & Bley to the world of sex toys & Rj confronts his greatest fear. Plus, Bley relates the time he got caught with a vibrator at the airport. WHOOPS.
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More Fan Questions: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 93
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The guys answer more fan questions from the live show and Bley tells us about his sad sad fetish.
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Live at Nerdmelt: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 92
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The guys go live at Nerdmelt to answer fan questions and help Sona plan her wedding.
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TBE-The Gamezone: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 1
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In honor of our LIVE SHOW at Nerdmelt on 3/26/18 we are bringing back the episode that started it all!
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Mixed Messages: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 91
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Bley talks about prison mixers, and his sister Lisa explains why he's the king of mixed messages.
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Fan Questions: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 90
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The guys answer fan questions and Bley gets a girls number in the saddest way imaginable.
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Kelli Smith drops by to teach the guys how to chill out and enjoy being single.
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The wonderful Caryn Weghorst drops by to discuss the worlds most uncomfortable topic. We also announce our very first LIVE SHOW!
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A special throwback episode to celebrate Emily V. Gordon's Oscar nomination for The Big Sick!
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Culture Shock: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 86
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The guys talk about culture shock and RJ reveals why Iceland has the best bars.
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Katie Aubin joins the guys to talk conflict and Bley gets weirdly dark.
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Jeannie K drops in to explain how our differences can make us stronger.
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Join us for a special throwback episode with singer-songwriter Lisa Loeb.
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Crossing The Line: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 82
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Mo Welch joins the guys to talk about crossing the line in Comedy.
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Under Pressure: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 81
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RJ reveals a massive secret, and Bley offers very little advise.
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Happy New Year: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 80
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The guys are joined by fan favorite, Buddy Blackman to discuss resolutions, will power, and the meaning of life.
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Happy Holidays: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 79
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The guys revisit a classic episode with Rebel Wilson and producer David Hoff betrays RJ's trust.
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Briana Hansen joins the guys to talk about the one thing they might actually be good at.
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RJ and Bley are joined by Ben Berman to discuss the fine art of self sabotage.
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Not Our Fault: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 76
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Things for Rj and Bley go worse than you’d expect, and for once it’s not their fault.
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The guys are joined by Carolyn to discuss growing up in the church, trying to find someone that shares your faith, and why the Tinder logo is a flame.
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This week Dan joins the guys to discuss the finer things in life, like LSD, Salvia, and Magic Mushroms. Bley also recounts the time he became an interior decorator, and RJ looks for deeper meaning in Jurassic Park.
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Being Deliberate: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 73
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This week we are joined by serial monogamist, Celeste. In this episode Celeste lowers her expectations for Millenials, RJ has a hard time speaking, and Bley reveals how many dishes he uses...spoiler alert: It's ONE dish, and it's so so depressing.
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The Benefits of Bachelorhood: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 72
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Where are all our singles at?! The boys welcome perpetual bachelor David Marker to celebrate all the joys of not being in a relationship. Plus, RJ confesses his deepest darkest fear - and spoiler alert, it's kind of weird and depressing!
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Between The Bookmark, The Brownout, The Reboot, and the return of fan favorite, Sona Movsesian, things get real crazy real quick! Plus, Bley tells the story of mistakenly confronting his friend about becoming "friends with benefits". Whooooops.
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We're back baby! We discuss what we've been up to these past two and a half years while our new producer looks on in shame. Also Bley makes a weird noise.
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RJ & Bley return with an update on their dating fails - including Bley's online dating adventures and RJ's awful experience buying lingerie!
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RJ & Bley welcome their final guest Sona, and end their podcast the same way they started it: Awkwardly.
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The Girl Who Started It All: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 68
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For their second to last episode, RJ & Bley welcome the girl who was the reason why they started the whole podcast in the first place: Rachel Adams.
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Fake Numbers: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 67
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RJ & Bley welcome their friend Keri back one last time to talk about Bley's latest lady strikeout, getting & giving fake numbers, "mushing", and much more!
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RJ & Bley answer some fan questions and talk about what their fathers taught them about the ladies.
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Better Living Through Improv: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 64
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RJ's friend Becca stops by to talk about her job helping people overcome their social anxiety using improv, and Bley calmly explains why he's going to die alone.
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YOU GOT A BOOB ON YOUR PHONE: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 63
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The boys talk to their friend Ray about getting back into the dating life, and RJ drops the bomb about the time he traded sexy photos with a lady.
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RJ's Ex-Girlfriend: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 62
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RJ's Ex-Girlfriend Hannah comes on the podcast to talk about what it's like to date RJ, and Bley tries to keep everybody calm.
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