Welcome to Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse! Or, Hey, Need A Spider-Man? - we have extras. Introducing the Justice League of Spider-Men! Does Myles leave his clothing all over NYC? How does Punk Spider-Man keep getting cooler? Jess is a badass. Will her baby have spider powers? Why is it called a cannon story line? The Prowler is back!! (Kinda) …

There are no bad dogs here - welcome to Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol 3 How is Groot so massive? But Spider Groot - terrifying. Rocket & Lylla & Floor & Teefs forever Why is Adam also called Warlock? Counter earth doesn’t seem so great either Did the Grand Poobah create an angry Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? The only good thing about that wet, slimy …

Hey everyone get ready to count your holes - it’s time for Spider-Man…. I mean Ant-Man - Ant-Man and The Wasp! What exactly happened in this movie? How did the ants work? Besides speaking through a hearing aide? What exactly is this softball of power? Where do we know Kang from? Why do we feel we needed a 2 way radio to the Quantum? Michelle Pfeiff…

Welcome to Episode 65 of the Prince podcast….. I mean, let’s watch Batman. Did the horror movie Smile steal the Joker’s idea? Danny Devito is not in this movie Catwoman - also not in this movie. How many Michael Keaton Batman movies are there? How did Prince get involved with this movie? Why do these mobsters care about a chemical plant? Why does t…

Grab your tissues and let’s hit the underwater super highway - It’s time for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever! Everyone bow down to the one and only Angela Bassett Did that Marvel logo break all of you too? Ryan Coogler is a genius when it comes to showcasing villains. Were we cheering for Namor at times? Possibly… Why was the underwater suit so gian…

Hey Nuclear fella, want to watch Black Adam? Justice League - Justice Society, you see how this is confusing, right? Who are we rooting for in this film? Why are the Justice Society sent in? What is this underwater sea jail? Did they CG DOWN Dwayne Johnson’s body? Why is Henry Winkler in this movie? Are we getting more of him? Here’s to Pierce Bros…

Bow down to the Guinea Pig army - it’s time for DC League of Super-Pets! Everyone welcome our fab guest co-host @ajfeuerman How did no one give poor Krypto a laxative? Let’s not discuss how a tractor beam was built in a pet shop. Squeezy Bruce!! Welcome to AJ’s Ted Talk on the Many Colors of Kryptonite Wait, there are HOW many Earths in the DC Univ…

Welcome to another classic Thor adventure - Thor: Love & Thunder! Meet God Killer - the newest member of Wu-Tang Clan Lets here it for Mighty Thor! And also NAKED Thor! Can we get a full length movie of the fake play that keeps happening in Asgard? Eternity - or the inside of a Tao restaurant? When did the the Mighty Thor comics come out? Was Chris…

Break out your horror expectations, it's time for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness! There's a girl..... Should a portal be kept in a basement vault? What was that music fight? What is the 3rd eye for? So much Dr Strange on Dr Strange fighting. Is Wanda a superhero or a villain? Who was the big green ox? Let's all go to Flower New York Dr…

Holy empty theaters batman, it's time for Morbius. Milo is a sociopath, Morbius, how did you not realize this? What is the female doctor's name? She's now a vampire, right? Where is Michael Keaton from? Why do they team up? Why would you ruin Matt Smith's beautiful face? How did Milo administer that shot? Who agreed to that procedure? Was this movi…

Holy Batman everyone - it's finally time for THE Batman! The shortest summary of a 3 hour movie ever. Is the mayor's kid going to become Robin? How many Robert Pattinson Batman movies will we get? Let's discuss how much we enjoyed Zoe Kravitz. Why is this movie so wet? Alfred just came out of a coma, stop yelling at him, Bruce! We are fans of the s…

Holy 80s everyone, it is time for Supergirl! Where and what exactly is Supergirl's home? A paperweight fuels the entire universe? That seems like a terrible idea. And how do Nigel and Selena immediately know this it's magical? How does Supergirl not know what a tree is but can use a typewriter and write an admission letter? Did Popeye's sponsor thi…

Spider-Man: No Way Home No Rules, No Notes, Lots of Tequila. Welcome to 2022! So many Spidermans... but where is Spider Pig?!? And how did they not "Roger Rabbit" in Miles Morales? Can we discuss how hot Marisa Tomei is? How can Ned now create portals? Why is the Statue of Liberty getting a shield? Are we the only ones that teared up when Andrew Ga…

This movie starts with a scroll? We are screwed. Well, let's get into Eternals anyway! Did we need to see ALL of the civilizations the Eternals have been through? Kingo's power is literal finger guns. WTF? How many words does Angelina Jolie actually speak in this movie? Why didn't they turn Sprite into an adult and save her from high school? Why is…

Welcome to the Rourke-aissance, it's time to watch Iron Man 2! Apparently, we have both seen this before. No surprise that we couldn't remember if we had. You were looking for Venom 2? Yeah.... nope. Brandy's love for RDJ is irrefutable An angry Garry Shandling is a hilarious Garry Shandling Also hilarious - drunk Iron Man What's the chest flux cap…

Grab your jewelry - it's time for Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings! (bracelets) Katy is definitely wondering why she friend-zoned Shaun for all of these years. And so are we! Trevor clearly meant something to everyone in the theater but us. Everyone should have a Willow. What exactly was Willow? Katy has mad archery skills for 3 days of tr…

The shortest movie ever - The Suicide Squad is all slaughtered the minute they step off the plane to complete a mysterious mission! Wait... that's just a decoy for the real Suicide Squad?? Why does the starfish birth babies from its armpit? And more importantly, why is it a starfish? Harley Quinn doesn't have any real powers right? She's just a psy…

Black Widow - a badass movie featuring super fighter spy ladies. Why can we not remember anyone's name? Apologies to all. Draco? Melania? Comrade USSR? Arrow guy?How fast do tanks travel? Arm wrestling and tattoos, a combo no one should participate in. Can we discuss how attractive O-T Fagbenle is in this movie? Is he British? How many Black Widows…

Much like the actual story of Dredd - we are going to keep this one short & sweet. Don't blink - or you will miss this 90 second recap. Spoiler alert - they are trapped in a building. We are so glad skateboarding is going strong in Dredd's world. Can we come up with a better name for this drug? Slo mo? Lazy writing. How do we get the origin story o…

When you find yourself in a shipyard in the middle of the night, you know some $h*t is going down. Welcome to the Punisher. Those kids were twins? Isn't the Punisher normally associated with a city? Not palm trees and Hawaiian shirts? Is there really not a backstory for the logo? Why is Johnny Cash a killer in this movie? That actor is an actual Jo…

We are so excited to watch Wolverine's origin story! Wait..... this isn't an origin story?? Crud..... fine, let's do this (The) Wolverine. What state did they find Logan in? How is Logan communicating with people when he doesn't speak Japanese? Did Logan and Mariko sleep together? How did this move the story ahead? And are we just ignoring that Log…

Want a feel-good movie that enjoys its female cast? Yeah, keep flipping past this one. It's time for Watchmen everyone. Over/under on how much the VFX artists enjoyed making a LOT of blue penises? Why is this movie so long? And how was it the shortest version? Do all retired superheroes get together and catch up? How did Rorschach's mask work? Does…

Mutant Love triangles.... deception.... the smoking hot Rebecca Romijn..... it must be time for X2: X-Men United! Logan is left in charge of the school - what can possibly go wrong? What is the Ice guy's name? Is it IceMan? Is it that simple? Who is this female wolverine? What animal is she supposed to be? Stryker - the worst dad ever in the histor…

Fire up your brain machines and your chest lasers friends, It's time for X-Men: Apocalypse. Is this the 3rd X-Men movie? Why are so many of the X-Men blue? Where exactly is Storm from? Did she always start out as a bad guy? Who is the guy that can move super fast? Why did he not tell Magneto he was his son? Can Olivia Munn please get some character…

You don't need a cape for this one, let's fly into WW84! Kudos to the hair, makeup, and set dressing departments on this movie. Weirdest live TV station studio ever! Who is Wonder Woman's Dad? Zeus? A Titan? Is WW mortal? Or a hybrid? Pedro Pascal - former successful businessman, or permanent con artist? What is Dr Barbara's comic book character na…

Is everyone ready for Dark Knight? Head on back to episode 32 because much like most of our comic book knowledge, we were wrong when guessing our next movie. Sharpen your fangs, find your seat with the Vampires of the Round table - let's do this Wesley Snipes! What exactly is a La Magre - a blood god? And why are we trying to bring it back? Was thi…

Welcome back everyone, to another destroyed city. This time, Seattle is ruined in the movie Chronicle. Meet Andrew, Michael B. Jordan, and Andrew's cousin - the worst influencers ever. Or, the story of How to become a Sociopath 101. One failed blowjob and it all goes to hell. What exactly gave them their superpowers? Was it left by aliens? Was it a…

It is finally time.... Sam Heughan on the big screen! And by that I mean we finally saw Bloodshot from the safety of our homes. All violence, no consequences.... What's more believable? An American soldier who died in combat is sold for science purposes, or that the same soldier is then remade with tiny robots? Why is Jamie Fraser so mad? And mean?…

Shaq, Sparkey, and Judd Nelson walk into a bar..... Unfortunately, all they are serving are faulty military weapons and wheelchairs with machine guns. Welcome to the movie Steel. How do we know it's 1997? Shaq has a babyface, Ray J doesn't have a sex tape, and E-Commerce is still a thing of the future. How exactly are Big Willie & Judd Nelson frien…

Welcome to another socially distanced episode. So glad we still like our apartments. Are you ready for some "bad devil stuff" - here comes Spawn. Worst title sequence ever. Why does the Devil look like a muppet? Will Spawn ever see his wife again? That lady who had no issues marrying his best friend the second he was gone.... WTF is with this clown…

Welcome to episode 38, Kick-Ass 2 where we wonder how we get an hour and 45 minutes of our life back. This crew has the worst names in the history of superheroes. What is going on with all of Chloe Grace Moretz's wigs? Why was she only 15? And how and why was she invited to that bizarre sleepover? How did Jim Carrey get involved in this? Oh Turk, y…

Is Covid 19 over? Yeah, we didn't think so, so let's use this time to catch up on the OG of X-Men movies where Galdalf metals it up! Everyone stop hand to hand fighting and use your powers! How is Jean Grey almost taken out by a frog guy? What exactly were his powers anyway? Things we have learned: Wolverine is creepy Magneto is a great villan Myst…

Welcome to Quarantine, Episode 3, where no one knows what day it is anymore. Spider-Man 2.1: Peter Parker needs to get his shit together. Dr Octavia Spencer is harvesting plutonium, kids. WTF? And it's 2004 where everyone keeps their gold coins in a bank like Scrooge McDuck. James Franco (character name) - why is ALL of the plutonium in a vault in …

We are still all about the quarantine life, guys. Where every day is Wednesday and we are finally diving into the X-Men universe! Would you take the cure? Fair warning, everything Brandy knows about the X-Men comes from years of working at KB Toys. So many love triangles.... Wolverine, Jean Grey, Laser Eyes.... Iceman, Juno, and Sookie..... and pos…

Episode 1 of Shelter In Place, so glad we had Chris Evans to look at! It's Captain America: The Winter Soldier! Bucky's arm? It's clear to everyone but us, isn't it? Welcome to Wakanda, here's an arm. Satellites that read your DNA.... what? I don't think that's how it works. Is everyone in SHIELD? Who hides a flash drive in a vending machine? Are C…

By Brandy & Jess

By Brandy & Jess

Break out your history books friends, we are going into the lives of the mortal enemies of the great Dutch Von Doom family, The Fantastic Four, and how Victor Von Doomed teamed up with the Majestic Surfer made of Silver in attempt to defeat and destroy them! Spoiler alert - they failed. What is this magical planet-eating thing? And why does it need…

Welcome to the Jason Mamoa podcast..er.. just kidding, let's watch Thor: The Dark World! Have we seen this? Apparently not. It is always the golden hour at Asgard! Thor & Loki - sibling rivalry at it's finest. How do they just stand there at let Thor's mom die? They are god's who can't fix stabbing? How do the tide pods of aether work? Idris Elba, …

On a smokey, LA Sunday afternoon - we give you: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance The Nicolas Cage of Nicolas Cage movies. What's everyone's take on the Scorsese quote? What exactly is this movie about? We all enjoy (and need) a good recap! What is the point of the decaying guy - the Villan with the good hair? Idris Elba was supposed to be French? W…

Hold on to your necks kids, its time for, Blade: Trinity. And sadly, this isn't an episode of Buffy, The Vampire Slayer. Think "The Matrix" with bloodsuckers. How did Parker Posey track down "Dracula"? Where is this movie located? What is Blade a hybrid of? Where is our Stan Lee cameo? How did they get to the blood bank? Was Triple H a stunt coordi…

Someone please tell us what happened to The New Mutants? When will/did it release? Welcome to Jess's plot flow chart. Hold on to your capes kids as we tackle a movie from the bucket. So many Harvey Dent questions.... We can all agree this well scene makes no sense, right? How does a lateral jump get you out? How much money does Bane have? How big a…

For your subway listening pleasure - it's book report time! For this podcast we need a writer, a cape steamer, a director, and a stage manager. How old is Zendaya? How does she managed to look 14 as well as 35? How old are the people who blip-ed? So how old is Peter Parker? Jess's knowledge is power! What is the Daily Bugle? deepfakes, use it for g…

It has been way to long friends.... So many questions, so many X-Men. Who is the blue smoke guy.... and the speedy blonde guy... and Gambit? And don't get us started on the Fantastic 4... Four?? Did seatbelts exist in 1975? More importantly, did people use them? How are they breathing in space? Where is the zero gravity? Duct tapes works in space??…

Much like everything else we get wrong in this podcast, this is in fact Episode 24, not 23. We don't think we need to tell you there are spoilers in this episode, right? Spoiler - We loved it. #DontSpoilTheEndgameBy Brandy & Jess

It's Hellboy! Hellboy! Brandy is so excited.... and then she realizes she is watching the new Hellboy and becomes sad. Jess has just remained angry through the evening. How Hellboy is a descendant of King Arthur and that makes him the king of England, we are calling all kinds of bullshit and a big WTF? Lobster guy - this cannot be a real character,…

It's time for the version of Big you have all been waiting for - Shazam! Sorry kids, no Tom Hanks in this one. How tall is Zachary Levi? And are those muscles real..?? You know, just asking for a friend. Who are all of his foster siblings? And how on earth do they all go to the same school? Those bullies, they have to be like 20, right? Why doesn't…

What makes International Women's day even better - Captain Marvel! Hitting you over the head with the 1990's! Brandy should really take notes. Nick Fury has TWO eyes! In case you weren't aware, Jude Law is attractive. But is he human? Is Captain Marvel a human? Seriously, what is a Tesseract? Everyone thinks they are the good guy, most of them are …

I know I have seen it, I have no idea what happens. That pretty much sums up The Avengers, friends. On a scale from WW to Judge Dredd, this falls somewhere in the middle. You are welcome for the worst plot summary ever. Is there a Nick Fury Origin Story? Have we already seen this movie? What is Phase 2? Stop using machine guns on non humans, good g…

It's finally time for Jason Momoa.... I mean, Aquaman!! This podcast should just be renamed "Many Things Wrong" On a scale of Judge Dredd to Wonder Woman, we give Aquaman something in the middle. Raise of hands please, who is still unclear about the Steppenwolf incident? Did this happen at Woodstock? So many EXTREME close ups! Why are seahorses dic…