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The MegaCast stars Thee Ted Smith, Steve Migs, and an angry English robot named Alice (RIP Grace). They talk about fun things. #MegaHug
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Extreme Ironing, Robot Coyotes, and “STINK OUT”
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The guys discuss exactly what is the most important item to pack when skydiving, why having an opinion while working retail in Scotland requires wearing a helmet, and how if 2 sailors can scrape up a sign no title is necessary to transfer ownership of a WWII submarine.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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The guys discuss why all Mountain Dew should be opened by day 29, how owning a boat directly relates to an endless supply of free goats, and when a “First Name” salutation assures an effective recruitment campaign.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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Without further ado, we love us some Teacher Vodka & Getting Clapped
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The guys discuss how to enjoy a meal on an unstable surface, when violating a statue makes you fertile, and why a brown notebook can literally halt the waffle distribution in Tennessee.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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Bonus Episode* Thermostat Guarding and A New Balance of Power (April Fools)
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The guys discuss how the calendar can dictate entertainment, why it’s important to jump ahead almost an hour today, and when you realize you’ve been had knowing you sometimes just gotta sing along.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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Episode 200!!! "Speed Hating ...no vegans..."
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The guys discuss how smoking in birdcages is next to impossible yet eating a sandwich is not, why being a healthy Frolfer makes you way more popular during wedding season, and when removing your wide-brimmed hat assures you a free fifty pound Tarpon.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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Family Nudist Camps, Meat Naps, & Deceased and Assist
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The guys discuss how Damon’s saved soul qualifies him as a hero, when “six to a stick” is the only acceptable measurement for a green coaster on your table, and why turtle tunnels are essential in preventing train derailment.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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The discuss how flexible scheduling only guarantees frustration and not employment, why they will never put ATMs in funeral homes, and when a dog tossed over the fence to a polar bear will definitely be be caught with left hand and get you free admission.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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Marrying the Dead, Burying the Alive, and Reeking of Feldman
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The guys discuss how a pizza party makes every bank robbery more memorable, why swimming with pants on is imperative when you have a shellfish allergy, and when it’s justified to shoot a bear with an “alleged” drug problem.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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The guys discuss what’s the actual probability of being shot at 300 yards by a girthy bush, why you would never brag about the 30 acres you inherited from your Uncle Roland, and how path proximity is crucial when sounding the alarm for the leash police.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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Medicinal Adultery and Wet Astronaut Bus Tires
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The guys discuss who really benefits from having a fake family member at times, why a departed loved one should only expect a heavenly high five, and how a reckless semi driver can unknowingly reach hero status in the wake of his chaos.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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Borrowed Cannonballs, Keistered Batteries, and Ping Pong Pigeons
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The guys discuss how you never use the first beak when pulling an accurate measurement, why you can't expect 145 tons of black market chicken to be any cooler than room temperature, and when is the ONLY TIME you'll ever hear a mourner say "we're all better off". instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Au…
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Fish Banging, Prime Medical, and A Diarrhea
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The guys discuss why choosing the correct prison activity can definitely change your sentence, how the lower your avocados hang the thicker your guacamole gets, and where your pizza literally comes out of the oven hot as lava. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transis…
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1950’s Appliance Silence, Lilo’s Bird, and A Moose’s Dozen
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The guys discuss how timing is everything when it comes to a pebble exchange, why there’s so much collateral damage with Damon’s misdirected wishes, and when is the appropriate time to report a pee-soaked neck pillow. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…
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The guys discuss when it is most important to wake up early in Finland, why someone telling you how hot your mom was leads to and early 80’s Rampage, and how death metal was monumental in the 1880’s to detour men from hosiery and booze. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted …
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The guys discuss why it’s fiscally responsible to always know where your driveway is, what makes the first 60 seconds of a random Central Florida garage sale so dangerous, and when showing “kindness” to your neighbors can get you life in prison. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcastin…
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“I got it on a timer.” “Ding Dong.” (Door Mac)
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The guys discuss when a wafflestomp proves you did not cheat at Chinese Chess, how Canadians simply do not tolerate pretend witchcraft, and why having a mullet and an unpopular last name will get your bread an end cap display at your local grocer. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcast…
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Fisical Macironi, Cola Hugs, and A Wasted Coat Rack
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The guys discuss when 25 minutes means it’s time to drop the purse and start the car, how wood testosterone is 17% greater than ball testosterone, and why holiday eye contact is so imperative in avoiding wang fractures. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…
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A TCO Escape Room, Crappy AirPods, and The Wannabe Bus Driver
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The guys discuss just how flammable paint CAN be on a Stanley mug, when stage diving CAN cost you a new pair of kicks, why being shot 27 times and getting hit with grenade shrapnel CAN still be better than being at home with the family. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted …
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The guys discuss why the new Grand Theft Auto will feature gospel music, how to play the odds of the dead jockey winning the race, and when a smoking corpse is the most expensive Uber. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…
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“Come for the CPU, stay for the cookies”
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The guys discuss how why when you go on vacation for 15 years your house gets demolished, how a man named Tony’s stories got completely omitted from a very popular book, and when a marketplace motherboard post is far more successful than Tinder. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcastin…
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This week Ted and Steve chat about NY Giants QB Tommy DeVito and his agent...the Kraken...the Seahawks...Christmas trees...and how Steve's 4 year old daughter is already wiser than him!By Audacy
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Unenthusiastic Leftovers and Garden Ammunition
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The guys discuss why calling 719-266-2837 will automatically make any day better, how the complex anatomy of a turtle works while explaining it to Damon, and what might possibly be the world’s worst law firm representation. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor…
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Swedish Cannibals, Car Snacks, and Boioioing Powder
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The guys discuss when it can be a felony if you “ain’t no hollaback girl”, why Domino’s regrets not thoroughly explaining what constitutes an “emergency” to Damon, and how Iowa is the hub for a crappy giraffe jewelry smuggling ring from Kenya. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting …
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The guys discuss why the answer to “Grandma Ending Thanksgiving $500” is “What Is Defecation?”, when confrontation is the only way to retain your Cheez-Its, and how cussing in front of a baby can result in homicide. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…
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A Mouth Fence, Glove Dong, and “Something About Soup”
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The guys discuss the hidden dangers of allowing retired opera singers access to their bow and arrow collection, how when you’re the first to invent something nurses lineup to rub it all over you, and why you’ll never have enough washer fluid to remove a corpse from your windshield. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamona…
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Smoking Tigers, Amish Shuns, and The MockKing
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The guys discuss why an infection requires the correct anecdote to heal properly, when milk filled bagpipes guarantee you can be a hero for an entire millennium, and how you should NEVER let a woman enter your Dohyō! instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…
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This week the fellas explain why a nap was to blame for no show last week! Ted's Talk is about visiting people, and he shares his trip to Austin Texas where he visited his friend , Cobb, and also convinced an English woman to try a corn dog! Ted's Wide World Of Sports is all about the Huskies, Seahawks, and the Kraken. Also, Steve reviews the KISS …
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The guys discuss what it means to Finnish your beer while home alone in your underwear, why cinnamon and a blue raspberry slush guarantees a win for Damon on Holiday Food Wars, and how an attractive flight attendant and an overly confident G.I.Joe game gets you a story you’ll refuse to tell under oath. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/th…
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The guys discuss when a 3 Casino head start is necessary for a fair race, how adopting a chimpanzee will make your kids dumber, and why Kia is the official car of the unemployed exotic dancer. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…
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This week the fellas chat about children's music...and how Steve is listening to way too much Peppa Pig! Steve and Ted then reminisce on some of their favorite moments at the Summer Meltdown Festival. Ted's Talk is about the "long term"...which led to Ted hoping to get beef at Les Schwab...and then the guys share some of their favorite and not-so-f…
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The guys discuss how big an animal has to be to perceive Damon as adorable, why a routine tank inventory is necessary if you’re next to a scrap yard, and who is responsible for the Drunken-Trash Panda Movement currently plaguing Germany. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted…
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Viking Kittens, Friday Plans, and A Stoop Poop
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The guys discuss how loading your belongings on a cart repeatedly solidifies a new customer discount, why the absence of heat in a snake shape will endanger the entire trailer park, and when a fat guy using an 800PSI bidet in your front yard means your vinyl siding is clean. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted R…
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This week Steve melts down about his new puppy...and Ted's Talk is about being consistent! Ted also shares a story about seeing puppies for sale in Idaho, and the guys chat about the Kraken season opener, the upcoming Seahawks game, the Sounders making the playoffs...and the big game for the Huskies this weekend! To learn more about listener data a…
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The guys discuss why the perfect toilet paper is monumental when cleaning up the sloppiest of kisses, how the ladies couldn’t care less about your scientific prowess, and when a privacy fence, chicken coop, and a blind eye can get you out of child support. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohiv…
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This is a special edition of the MegaCast as Steve Migs chats with wrestling legend, and one of the stars of the Netflix Docu-Series "Wrestlers"... Al Sno! "Wrestlers" is available to stream right now on Netflix! Follow Al on Twitter: @TheRealAlSnow To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy…
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This week Ted's Talk is about trying something new...which included Ted supporting youth sports! Migs talks about how he didn't end up being at AEW this past weekend, and in Ted's Wide World Of Sports the guys get hyped about the Seahawks, get pissed about the Mariners...and are the Sounders cursed?!? Plus the show ends in a very odd way! To learn …
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The guys discuss who’s the only person in the whole world that’s more self-confident than Damon, why it’s so imperative to be loud if you want to hear Piano Man, and what exactly is the stripper to machine operator in one of the luckiest of factory jobs you could ever have. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Re…
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MegaCast 09/27/23 "Paul Wight from AEW"
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This week Ted and Steve chat with All Elite Wrestling's Paul White (formerly known as The Big Show). Well, it was just Steve chatting with Paul as Ted and Steve were terrible communicators to each other...and they chat about that before the interview. Plus in Ted's Wide World Of Sports, they chat about the Mariners, the Seahawks, the new Sounders l…
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If you're reading this then that means we are in a state of emergency or Ted's finally had enough of Damon. Either way, enjoy the nonsensical banter between two idiots that apparently cannot get their priorities straight this week! instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Tr…
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The guys discuss when is the exact best time to "special order" your laundry, why tactical pants just never seem to live up to their name, and how no survey is ever accurate unless you talk you 100% of the dogs. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…
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This week Ted recaps the Men's Room party at Pub 884 in Bremerton, and the guys talk about making signs for sporting events. Ted's Talk is about believing in yourself, which leads to them talking about Coach Prime, Deion Sanders. Ted and Steve also chat about the mariners and the Seahawks, and a time that they were given the worst possible promotio…
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The guys discuss when an empty driveway can give you extreme HOCO sign confidence, why a free fritter for one cannot legally influence the dinner plans of many, and how ordering your breakfast skillet with onions can eliminate any possibility of having to share with a giraffe. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted…
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Megacast 09/06/23 "Bumbershoot and The Fair"
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This week the fellas recap Steve wrestling at Bumbershoot...and then taking his wife and kid to the Washington State Fair. Ted's Talk is about planning better, and the guys chat about the Mariners and the Seahawks! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad ch…
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The guys discuss when your calendar can get you disqualified from the Olympics, why "dress casual" is the new norm for dumpster diving, and how the song Enter Sandman was actually inspired by dolphins. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…
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This week the fellas are finally back...and promise to give you a hard 30 minutes! Ted and Steve chat about boxing, audio books, car shows, and fishing. Ted's Talk is about communication...with friends and at work. During Ted's Wide World Of Sports, they rave about the Mariners being in first place...and also discuss the Jake Bobo feel good story w…
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HoBo Jackson's Tomato Forward Tacos
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The guys discuss why having lunch ready on Mars is so imperative, how Faco Fridays is going to become the new staple in the restaurant world, and when AI gets thwarted by a room full of "human lickers." instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…
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Unimpressed Squirrels, Bird Bangin', and Bum Tums
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The guys discuss how a three year nap can get you out of taking the trash out, when the possibility of nudity justifies a total reconfiguration of a mass transit system, and what exactly is the current street value of a swaddled cat as it pertains to vacation destinations. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Rec…
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Stoned Cats, Derp Dogs, and one Uncle Daddy
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The guys discuss how many skulls it takes to make you suspicious, when the temperature of nuggets can affect your bank balance, and why it's a terrible idea to lose your head over camel cuddle time. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…
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The guys discuss why Ted is too old to go back to college, when Damon's keys always lead to the scene of the crime, and how you can be blind to the best french whiskey you've always never tried. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…
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MegaCast 08/02/23 "Putting In The Time...But Are You Putting In The Work?"
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This week Ted's Talk is all about grillin', swimmin' and enjoyin'! In addition to a Ted Talk...we have a Tatum Talk...as Mig's 3 year old daughter had something to share with the MegaFamily! The guys talk about how Sara from BJ & Migs is mad at Ted...and Taylor Swift is to blame. The guys also chat about the Mariners, the Sounders, and how many 5 y…
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