Blast from the past with a funky twist—our latest chatter is all about the golden era of '80s action movies, the time when explosions were big, and the heroes' muscles were bigger. We kick things off with a laugh, reminiscing about Arnold Schwarzenegger's infinite ammo in "Commando" and the iconic triple treat from "Total Recall." It's a riotous re…

Wes and Nick start a their own legendary journey watching the Hercules Tv Show Movies with the first one being about amazon women who hate men and want to sleep with them at the same time. Travel back in time with us to the era of demigods and myths, as we unveil the quirky origins of "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" and its foundational TV movie…

Wes and Nick talks about their favorite 80s horror movies. Wes talks about his experience as a young child going to a early 90s video store to rent 80s horror films based off the crazy box art alone. Support the show: 🎤 Go to listen to the audio podcast on your favorite platform: https://dumbcoolweirdpodcast.buzzsprout.com/share 🌐 To see more stuff…

Wes and Nick get nostalgia from this amazing movie from way back with football and more people on the spectrum in the south. EEEE DAWG!!! Plot: Bobby Boucher is the lowly waterboy for a college football team, until the coach discovers his amazing talent for tackling people much bigger than him. He signs the Waterboy as the new star player, but Bobb…

Wes and Nick watch this unhinged acid trip of a movie with Pee-Wee, (who may or may not be on the spectrum) that is surprisingly more tame than the show itself. Plot: The cartoonish and childish character Pee-wee Herman goes on a big adventure for the first time ever when his beloved shiny new bicycle is stolen by his nemesis Francis Buxton, a fell…

Wes and Nick watch this 50s Sci-Fi Doomsday Classic with a lot of scienciy babble building and transatlantic talking spells involving Planets coming out of nowhere. Plot: South African pilot Dave Randall serves as courier - transporting a briefcase to American scientist, Dr Hendron. Inside the case are documents which state the star Bellus will col…

Wes and Nick weren't expecting much, but the lack of Vampire like qualities and the loud ADR voice overs make this film bizarre. Plot: Sleepy-eyed nice guy Lee Ritter and his vapid, but pretty wife, Susan accept the invitation of mysterious vixen Diane LeFanu to visit her in her secluded desert estate. Tensions arise when the couple, unaware at fir…

Wes and Nick tackle a song that everyone remembers and tries to forget. Well surprise here it is again. Background: Friday co-writer Patrice Wilson, a co-founder of ARK Music Factory, explained that he "wrote the lyrics on a Thursday night going into a Friday. I was writing different songs all night and was like, 'Wow, I've been up a long time and …

Wes and Nick watch this bizarre classic horror flick from Vincent Price about spine centipedes and drama with wives involving LSD. Plot: Dr. Warren Chapin is a pathologist who regularly conducts autopsies on executed prisoners at the State prison. He has a theory that fear is the result of a creature that inhabits all of us. His theory is that the …

Wes and Nick recount there time listening to this Primus song laughing at the redneck culture. Background: "Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" was the fourth Primus single, after "John the Fisherman", "Too Many Puppies" and " Mr. Knowitall" from the 1989 live album Suck on This and 1990's debut studio release Frizzle Fry. "Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" re…

Wes and Nick tackle this classic movie from Mel Brooks that will make you say Skroob Star Wars. Plot: On the peaceful planet Druidia, King Roland attempts to marry his daughter Princess Vespa to Prince Valium, but Vespa and her loyal droid Dot Matrix escape during her wedding. After wasting the fresh air on the distant planet Spaceball, corrupt Pre…

Wes and Nick recount there time listening to this awesome track as a kid and laughing. Background: On the first day of recording, Eminem and Dr. Dre finished "My Name Is" in an hour.[5] The song contains a sample of Labi Siffre's track "I Got The...". Siffre, who is openly gay, said in a 2012 interview that he refused to clear the sample until sexi…

Wes and Nick watch this awesome Vincent Price film that has him being he most evil self lording over the land and avoiding the Red Death. Plot: The evil Prince Prospero is riding through the Catania village when he sees that the peasants are dying of Red Death plague. Prospero asks to burn down the village and he is offended by the villagers Gino a…

Wes and Nick listen to Fat by Weird Al and have flashbacks of childhood obesity. Background: Yankovic was inspired to create "Fat" while watching the "Bad" music video, when he had an epiphany that a parody of that song titled "Fat" would be a good sequel to "Eat It" (a previous Weird Al Michael Jackson parody). While watching the "Bad" video, he i…

Wes and Nick talk about this big let down from a movie that had a cooler title than the movie itself. Plot: A Count executed for murdering twelve virgins in a bid for immortality returns to life, seeking revenge on the daughter of his intended thirteenth victim and the son of his prosecutor. Support the show: 🎤 Go to listen to the audio podcast on …

Wes and Nick watch this rad ass commercial from the 90s with a Chocolate eating vampire! Background: In March 1971, the first two cereals in the line were introduced, the chocolate-flavored Count Chocula and the strawberry-flavored Franken Berry. Count Chocula is the name of an advertising character for an eponymous breakfast cereal made by General…

Wes and Mostly Nick tackle this classic Vincent Price movie with his favorite item to murder people with: The Pendulum. Plot: Francis Barnard goes to Spain, when he hears his sister Elizabeth has died. Her husband Nicholas Medina, the son of the brutest torturer of the Spanish Inquisition, tells him she has died of a blood disease, but Francis find…

Wes and Nick tackle this amazing spy comedy that makes fun of James Bond and takes inspiration from Dr. Gold Foot. Austin Powers is pure awesome fun!!! Plot: Austin Powers is a 60's spy who is cryogenically frozen and released in the 1990's. The world is a very different place for Powers. Unfortunately for Austin, everyone is no longer sex-mad. Alt…

Wes and Nick Tackle this movie that really focuses on the Joker and not the Bat. Plot: Gotham City. Crime boss Carl Grissom (Jack Palance) effectively runs the town but there's a new crime fighter in town - Batman (Michael Keaton). Grissom's right-hand man is Jack Napier (Jack Nicholson), a brutal man who is not entirely sane... After falling out b…

Wes and Nick review this classic Ernest P. Worrell tale of him messing crap up and helping a weird Santa Clause find a successor. Plot: Ernest P. Worell, a sweet but silly taxi driver who at times suffers delusions of grandeur, has just chauffeured a rather extraordinary fare: "His Great Red Oneness, the Claus" himself. It seems Santa hasn't got th…

Wes and Nick review this wacky snowman horror flick and it has bad puns and awesome deaths! Plot: After an accident that left murderer Jack Frost dead in genetic material the vengeful killer returns as a murderous snowman to exact his revenge on the man who sent him to be executed. Support the show: 🎤 Go to listen to the audio podcast on your favor…

Wes and Nick take on this Christmas classic and watch a nightmare unfold for two robbers and a psycho kid trying to kill them. Plot: It is Christmas time and the McCallister family is preparing for a vacation in Paris, France. But the youngest in the family, Kevin (Macaulay Culkin), got into a scuffle with his older brother Buzz (Devin Ratray) and …

Wes and Nick had high hopes for this one and it turned out to be shitter than they thought if that's possible... Plot: Worried that their children have become obsessed with television shows from Earth which extol the virtues of Santa Claus, Martians begin an expedition to Earth to kidnap the one and only Santa Claus. While on Earth, they kidnap two…

Wes and Nick watch this wacky comedy that is not scary, but kinda ridiculous. Plot: Waldo Trumbull, an undertaker who hasn't had any 'customers' in a long time is forced the pay one year's back-rent. To get money he starts to kill people in order to get new clients. Support the show: 🎤 Go to listen to the audio podcast on your favorite platform: ht…

Wes and Nick tackle a movie about witches and the general who hunts them and makes them confess with the dumbest made up tests ever! Plot: England is torn in civil strife as the Royalists battle the Parliamentary Party for control. This conflict distracts people from rational thought and allows unscrupulous men to gain local power by exploiting vil…

Wes and Nick tackle this Thanksgiving miracle featuring Al Bundy star Ed O'Neill and a shit head kid in this road trip flick! Plot: Working-class, blunt, down-to-earth good-guy construction worker Dutch Dooley is the current boyfriend of a wealthy, snobbish tycoon's ex-wife. Volunteering to drive the woman's son home to Chicago for Thanksgiving fro…

Wes and Nick are joined by the beautiful Honey Haven to bring you a blast from your past of this great thanksgiving comedy with annoying fat guys and dick head white haired assholes trying to get home. Plot: All that Neal Page wants to do is to get home for Thanksgiving. When bad weather cancels his flight, he decides on other means of transportati…

Wes and Nick review this movie with not zombie mutants and people turning into dust from a comet. Plot: A comet wipes out most of life on Earth, leaving two Valley Girls fighting against cannibal zombies and a sinister group of scientists. Support the show: 🎤 Go to listen to the audio podcast on your favorite platform: https://dumbcoolweirdpodcast.…

Wes and Nick review this weird horror movie from 1988 with teens and demons with a black guy who survives. Plot: On the night of Halloween, 10 teens decide to go to a party at an abandoned funeral parlor. "Hull House", rumored to be built on an evil patch of land & underground stream, is the place. While starting the party, the teens gather around …

Wes and Nick are amazed by the most violent and sexual movie of 1984 featuring a nerd becoming a superhero! Plot: In Tromaville, Melvin works in a health club with his bucket and mop as a janitor. The sadistic bullies Bozo and Slug and their girlfriends Julie and Wanda, who love to hit-and-run people in empty streets, play a cruel prank on Melvin a…

Wes and Nick tackle this disgusting movie about people eating stuff that makes you fall apart and throw up white stuff. Plot: When a mysterious, white, and gooey but delicious substance begins oozing from the Earth's surface, it makes a great new dessert product, but this new dessert has a sinister origin: it's an entity that takes over its victims…

Wes and Nick talk about the Shark Attack that is Street Sharks Toys! These were actually pretty cool! Background: Street Sharks is an American superhero animated series about the adventures of crime-fighting half-man/half-sharks.[1] It was produced by DIC Productions, L.P. and Bohbot Entertainment, and aired from 1994 to 1997, originally as a part …

Wes and Nick take on this crazy and frustrating teen psychotic film that will have you being pissed and confused. Plot: There's something strange going on at the graffiti-covered Lincoln High, as teachers are carrying loaded guns, and the students have to walk through a metal detector before they enter the classroom. Before long, the school's new m…

Wes and Nick talk about a toy used by parents for their kids to beat each other up to spite them. Background: Socker Boppers (formerly Sock'em Boppers[1]) is a children's toy popularized in the late 1990s by Big Time Toys.[2] Socker Boppers and their spin-off products such as Sock'em Swords, Sock'em Shields, and Sock'em Screamers have sold more tha…

Wes and Nick get nostalgic for weird ass Japanese stock footage with saved by the bell-like teens. Plot: Six teenagers Tommy, Kimberly, Adam, Billy, Rocky, and Aisha have discovered the power to fight the forces of evil. A giant egg is unearthed in Angel Grove. Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa investigate the egg, and release the creature inside - Ivan O…

Wes and Nick review the Perfection Board Game Commercial, a fever dream from the mind of Les Claypool and Primus. Background: Perfection, originally produced by the Pennsylvania company Reed Toys, is a game by the Milton Bradley company. The object is to put all the pieces into matching holes on the board (pushed down) before the time limit runs ou…

Wes and Nick tackle a classic that will make you scream about all the progress that was made and how we need to stop this progress. Plot: A global war began in 1940. This war drags out over many decades until most of the people still alive (mostly those born after the war started) do not even know who started it or why. Nothing is being manufacture…

Wes and Nick watch and talk about the Crossfire TV commercial from the early 90s and talk about its impact on millennials. Background: Crossfire is a board game created by the Milton Bradley Company in 1971.[1] The object of the game is to score goals by pushing one of the two pucks into the opposing player's goal. This task is accomplished by shoo…

Wes and Nick watch this James Bond spoof that is ridiculous and campy 60s fun that might offend you! Plot: Dr. Goldfoot plans on taking over the world with his beautiful female robots, who seduce rich and powerful men. Robot #11/Diane is sent after millionaire Todd Armstrong. Secret agent Craig Gamble tries to stop the plot but ends up in the tortu…

Wes and Nick watch this Conan the Barbarian ripoff with terrible body-building actors who make weird sounds. Plot: Two twin barbarians seek revenge on the warlord who massacred their tribe and captured them when they were small children. Support the show: 🎤 Go to listen to the audio podcast on your favorite platform: https://dumbcoolweirdpodcast.bu…

Wes and Nick take on this batshit crazy and wild-ass classic that everyone loves and they do too. Plot: The world is astounded when Willy Wonka, for years a recluse in his factory, announces that five lucky people will be given a tour of the factory, shown all the secrets of his amazing candy, and one will win a lifetime supply of Wonka chocolate. …

Wes and Nick watch this almost pornography film about sexy women and space jungle madness. Plot: Lovely and resourceful Daria and Tisa escape a space gulag only to crash land on a nearby world where a guy in tight pants named Zed is playing The Most Dangerous Game. Zed turns the girls and another guest loose in his jungle preserve to serve as the p…

Wes and Nick watch this creepy and fun horror movie about a Vietnam vet named Rodger and why he hits like a girl! Plot: Roger Cobb is a Vietnam vet whose career as a horror novelist has taken a turn for the worse when his son Jimmy mysteriously disappears while visiting his aunt's house. Roger's search for Jimmy destroys his marriage and his writin…

Wes and Nick love this crappy and campy mall horrorfest with crazy-killing robots that look like Short Circuit. Plot: The Park Plaza 2000 Shopping Center is implementing a new nighttime security system developed and monitored by Secure-tronics. While part of that system is fortifying the interior with impenetrable doors timed to be secured from mid…

Wes and Nick regrettably watched this one and want to warn You about the dangers of watching this long Wichita, Kansas commercial. Plot: A remote monastery in China has trained a talking gorilla, King Kung Fu, in the ancient art of kung fu. Having mastered his fighting skills, King Kung Fu is sent to America to demonstrate the power of Chinese mart…

Wes and Nick tackle the not sequel of The Ape Man... Plot: Professors Dexter and Gilmore have successfully reawakened a tramp that had been frozen for four months. This was a preliminary stage for a more ambitious attempt at bringing a prehistoric man back to life. After a lengthy search, the two researchers find a body frozen in a block of the Arc…

Wes and Nick watch Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla and comment on this next Bela Lugosi ape movie. Plot: Entertainers Mitchell and Petrillo (Martin & Lewis clones) parachute into the jungles of the Pacific island of Cola-Cola, where they meet primitive tribesmen, the chief's sarong-clad daughter Nona, and mad scientist Dr. Zabor conducting exp…

Wes and Nick watch The Bride of the Gorilla and comment on this crazy jungle movie. Plot: Deep in the South American jungle plantation manager Barney Chavez (Raymond Burr) kills his elderly employer to get to his beautiful wife (Barbara Payton). However, an old native witch witnesses the crime and puts a curse on Barney, who soon after finds himsel…

Wes and Nick watch The Gorilla and give their thoughts and commentary on this crazy ape movie #ritzbros #movie Plot: A serial killer, who promotes himself as "The Gorilla", has targeted the wealthy Walter Stevens as his next victim. He climbs up the outside of his home and pins a note to this effect on housemaid Kitty. Stevens makes a call about an…

Wes and Nick watch The Screaming Skull and give their thoughts and commentary on this classic shitty movie! Plot: Newlyweds Eric and Jenni Whitlock retire to his desolate mansion, where Eric's first wife Marianne died from a mysterious freak accident. Jenni, who has a history of mental illness, begins to see strange things including a mysterious sk…