Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the removal of Halloween activities in schools, it's cuffin' season so you better get ready, and when inclusiveness goes wrong (I aint tryna see the Menendez brothers wind pon a ting each other). Sponser us Kripsy Kream, our fill it in slogan matches perfect. And please, please, please Lefties, know your f…

Carlos and Ryan struggle through today's episode speaking about missing routine (hence the Wednesday episode), instragram comments (some of y'all need help), and the two major holidays in October (Halloween and Thanksgiving). Cold weather, no kids trick or treating, and cuffin' season: all of the signs for a depressing few weeks mang..shoutout to T…

Carlos and Ryan are back from a 2 week vacation and ready to give you what you've been waiting for...Wait what? Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the elephant in the room (no one needs that much baby oil), living beyond your means (Tesla Turo), and going through the Netflix-too-much-to-choose disorder. While Ryan was out and about, Carlos …

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode what to do when you need to take a number 2 and you're getting chased by the cops, we finally realize why women choose the bear, and how you need to ensure your Instagram Live doesn't bait your scene. Ryan goes on a presidential debate rant, while Carlos is still voting Trump (says he's not, but we know..)…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, their new found yearly journey to Electric Island, alcohol being available at your nearest 7/11, and FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL!. The boys also watch the greatest music video of all time, shoutout to Ukraine and A$AP. Whether you're wearing a Britney shirt, melting from acid, or dressed as a KKK Spiderm…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode an overview of their summer (trips, events, content), Ryan's CNE experience, and how Whitney overpaid for Bobby. Wisconsin, we need to do better, how do you have the same lady in the same viral body cam video within 1 year? To Summer from The Blank, it's been a time, we hope you had fun, but bring on Cuffi…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: Toronto's bar scene (filled with bad service and afro beats), Instagram for cats and their insane owners, and whether Gen Z is going to even remember the idols like R Kelly (me, personally I don't see nothing wrong). What is up with this new balloon dating show stuff on YouTube? It really "inflates" the b…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the World's Most Evil Corporation: Disney, PSA don't subscribe to Disney Plus, you'll be signing your life away. If you're looking for a tax advice, crazy kinks, and a wild story, check out Reddit. Bobby, you did Sam wrong..RIP Sam Cooke, although Sam isn't all that great either...another example of RnB ar…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their recent trip to the Bay Area, California. The trip was filled with mixed drinks, Jersey Mike's and a wedding celebration. While Carlos was turning into American Carlos aka Trump Forever Carlos, they explore the city and found themselves in some beautiful but questionable events. From old China Town to…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: Kamala v. Trump in the greatest reality competition show of all time (The US Election), The LCBO Strike has ended, and the up and coming trip to California. Stay out of prison and criminal activities children, our commercial is better than DARE, MADD, and Just Say No combined, arguably the greatest Anti-C…

**Disclaimer** Dont mind the lighting issues we had in the beginning. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Home Run Derby's anthem incident, Trump's ear being shot, and Carlos almost being run over by a car on his way here (no one knows how to drive anymore). While Ryan's found the cyclist life, Carlos being a walking HR meeting, the boys…

Carlos and Ryan discuss the ups and downs of the Costa Rica trip, how amazing the food and drinks but expensive everything was, and stay out of your local dollar tree (unless you're looking for trauma and questionable t-shirts. From the catamaran storm, to ATVing through the hoods of the city, ending it off with hot springs heated by an active volc…

Carlos and Ryan discuss part one of the two part Costa Rica series, some stories and adventures of their travels not including WestJet (you bums). After being stranded for 3 extra days, the boys explain their embrace to the Pura Vida (pure life) style in Costa Rica. From relaxing in a hot springs heated by a volcano to sweatin on a party bus heated…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the 2024 NBA Champs (We're not huge fans, but congrats), Justin Timberlake's worst day, and dining and dashing on a pair of OnlyFans women (Fly Eagles Fly!) Look out for some Costa Rican content next week on our Instagram. DeRozen, we're heartbroken here..we thought you was like us..…

Carlos and Ryan discuss intoday's episode, birthdays, never judging a book by it's cover, and the divorcenobody cares about but Ryan. Dr. Umar may be dissapointed but Carlos is tryingto provide to The Truth to any race, any type, thick or small. After 32 yearsof experience the boys have learned some valuable lessons, love as much as youcan, enjoy t…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode what is life and why we do what we do (they're both going through the quarter-life crisis), why no one owes an apology to Corey Harris, and why you should always double-check the pictures you send to your insurance adjusters. Latest The Blank news, the boys are heading to Costa Rica at the end of the month…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some of the tragic downfalls of some men in the public eye: Trump being found guilty on all 34 counts, Ryan's un-healthy obsession with alcohol and getting his haircut (leading to the babyface), and Diddy's potential B.I.G.G.E.S.T. loss that we'll never know. Hablas Espanol is definitely one of them (espec…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: how cut throat the insurance game is, don't fall for Crypto Ponzi Schemes (especially from a 25 year old kid), and finding out who David Copperfield really is and reveals his worst trick yet. What is your take? Man v. Bear? Who do you go to dinner with? Don't mix the fake ones with the real ones. Thank yo…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how Asians and violence don't go together (according to Ryan), Toronto's new WNBA team (we're exicted to be certified groupies), and Apple's garbage fire of a list of top 100 albums all time (How is Sisqo, Lupe Fiasco, and Whitney Houston left off, all Ryan's opinion). New views from the couch, check out u…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode an update to the K.Dot V. BBLDrizzy battle, record breaking 64 people into Some People's Kids, and Ye's College Graduation triple X Rated version (we all know we're watching it). Has the beef gone too far? too far? Just too much in overall? These are the questions they address. They also have a new set up …

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's shorter episode, the absolute masterclass diss track released against our hometown love (Drizzy Drake), The NHL Playoffs, and Kendrick's yet again absolute masterclass diss track (so good we have to mention it twice). This is a new moment in Hip Hop and Carlos and Ryan are here for it..Lupe still taking everyone's…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode first date vlogs (why?! just why?!), Biden signing to ban Tik Tok in the States, and how food banks in Canada should be left for people that need food banks (welcome to some people's kids you little s***). As usual Ryan goes on his rant against social media and turns it into a RnB video at the end while Ca…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the capture of the gold heist theives, alpha males not practicing what they preach, and Google employees getting fired for "protesting" in the office. Carlos forgot to get himself an NDA, so he's in a bit of trouble while Ryan is still wearing that ugly Colts poncho. It's only an amount of time before the…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the breaking news of OJ Simpson's passing, J Cole's apology (we're disappointed in the Ville), and how we both missed the Eclipse. Another reason to celebrate this weekend, it's Cambodian New Year (Ryan please put your shirt back on). Check out the new Netflix Special about Jennfer Pan, she put York Region…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the lack of third spaces in Toronto (Shoutout to Oasis Lounge), Wrestlemania weekend, and both of their Mount Rushmore's of R&B (shoutout to Trapped In The Closet). Let us know who your Mount Rushmore would be Male/Female artists apply. And remember folks, don't drive in Brampton. They've made our Some Pe…

Carlos and Ryan discuss the latest big 3 beef in hip hop, adding a Terrorist organization to Some People's Kids, and a lot of side quest stuff in the 2nd half. One good thing we have out of this Diddy news is the memes, I don't think I can ever look at Meek Mill again. We got a Rain Tax and our president spending large amounts of money on vacations…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode AI generated fake news, the death of beat-boxing, and how Extremist Veganism is the world's largest threat to society. There is a new term being promoted out there called the "Stay at Home Girl-Friend", this episode you'll get to hear Carlos's EXACT thoughts on this new trend. Shoutout to you Babatunde! Do…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode inclusive legal language (you're telling me I can't use the word Blackout to describe what happened to me on my nightout last weekend?), America's choice to ban Tik Tok if they do not sell, and to the lady that messed with the piano playing busker, what the hell did you expect? You may see some changes in …

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some exciting changes (to our video watchers), what are the weirdest pets Carlos and Ryan would own? Vince, Diddy, Michael Jackson, if we setting a standard, please be consistent. Who's paying an extra 2% on their dinner bill for climate change? It aint us. How do you end up the Headless Horseman, when you…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the first ever removal of a Hall of Famer "Some People's Kids Inductee", the absolute mental allegations against Diddy (Please Usher noooooo!!), and some real heavy stuff that's been going on lately. They also celebrate Carlos's 8th Birthday (Tevin Campbell style). Happy Birthday Carlos! The Blank wouldn't…

Carlos wants all the smoke with Fresh & Fit apparently, we want to be clear, Carlos has been drinking and has not eaten all day. Please do not reach out to us, seriously... we is broke. The boys discuss how AI is advancing (soon Chat GPT will be able to give you relationship advice), Ryan's natural adventure in Mount Tremblant, and the abusive life…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode The Superbowl results (Prince's Halftime Show was better), tragic ending to a streamer's life, and Apple's new headset (the future is here). Would you pay to freeze your body to see the future? Carlos sure wouldnt. Gronk, how are you an NFL Hall of Famer, and can't kick a 25 yard fieldgoal? Where is my bon…

Carlos and Ryan discuss (for journalistic purposes) Drake's recent leak, and we ain't talking a mixtape. How humans enjoy recycled material, we need to get together society, Activision keeps winning. If you are a Kansas City Chiefs fan, I hope you lose your first sports bet of the game. Enjoy the Superbowl everyone, Happy Valentine's Day, and we're…

CARLOS AND RYAN SOLVE THE PUZZLES THAT IS BRAMPTON, OR AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO. HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? NO ONE CAN FIGURE THAT TOWN OUT. WHAT MOVIE IS SO IMPACTFUL THAT YOU START SHOOTING UP A CINEPLEX? LAST TIME I WAS THIS VIOLENT AT A MOVIE THEATRE WAS WHEN WE WENT TO GO SEE UP (YES CAUSE OF THAT SCENE). THE BOYS ALSO DISCUSS EUTHANASIA, TAYLOR BOWL ON …

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the absoulte digusting ish that Vincent McMhahon (allegendly..) did with employee of the WWF (pays your bills folks), how the green never makes anyone normal want to stab somebody, and the best of all time festival coming to Las Vegas this May (hopefully we'll see you there). Tell me where you can see Conf…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos and his new extra-curricular activities (of the THC variety), The 2019 Raptors roster is that much far away, and the one person you would want saving after flipping your Jeep (give me your hand brother!). Lots of sports talk this episode, just due to the time of year. We're banking on either U Don't…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode Carlos coming out hot for 2024 (embracing his inner Kat Williams), 10 foot Aliens in Miami (supposedly, allegedly..), and the end of the band wagon we call the New England Patriots. Carlos and Ryan also got to party with celebrities this past week and CBC fit the bill (thanks for the free wine CBC). Everyo…

We want to you wish you a wonderful 2024! Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the craziness that came along with the New Year. Prayers to Japan, Shame to Epstein's List, and someone needs to fact check Kat Williams after that interview. Not even a week in and we already have a months worth of dramatics, that's how we know 2024 is going to be…

Carlos and Ryan discuss their experience with 2023, all of the good times, the bad times, and craziness. Who knew shooting stars would bring Carlos out of his camping shell. Ryan’s rant about bad technology is the first and last (we’re sorry you had to endure that). Who knew Diddy would come out of 2023 with a bang. Carlos and Ryan are looking forw…

Carlos andRyan discuss in today’s episode the gift that keeps on giving, NBA players andtheir choice in women. They also discuss their recent spa experience, musicchoices in bars we go to (don’t ever walk into a All Stars again), and the mostunder-rated Christmas movie and song of all time. Simply, having, a wonderfulChristmas time, thanks Paul McC…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode their recently holiday parties (craziness all around, don’t go into a bathroom with a random stranger), the amount of money that Toronto is spending to change the name of Yonge and Dundas Square (quite unnecessary, if you ask us), and Carlos’s boss leaving him out to dry for the final day. Tip 1 for mainta…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the change in Christmas music (Mariah we love you and all, but this needs to stop), Carlos’ inspirational and motivating boss says “About last week..miss me with all that”, and stories about almost burning down a Wendys (yes this actually happened). Congrats Taylor on winning Time: Person of the Year, and …

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode how airfryers are taking got dang world.. Buthey if they can cook some good chicken in 30 minutes, who are we to complain. We’realso not swearing for the foreseeable future (at least we’re trying not to). Ryanalso gives his best apology for missing last week’s episode, don’t trust himthough, it’s gonna hap…

Carlos andRyan discuss in today’s episode the death of originality, not only in games buteverything now a days. Call of Duty, Disney, & Hip Hop, all remakes ofanother base. We need to do better with being original. According to the TorontoStar, Toronto was named the loneliest city in all of Canada. So if you want tobe alone, make no friends, and re…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's recent trip to Ottawa, The Death of Omegle, and people in great positions throwing their lives away (really grinds Carlos's gears!). No longer can creeps/weridos/odd people bothering regular people looking to connect. We're all just trying to live while we have Trudeau battling us to Mortal Kombat a…

Submitted tothe approval of the Midnight Society: Carlos and Ryan tell the horror storiesof ghouls and goblins of Florida, sports gambling, and progressive witchcraft (Ryanidentifies as a Witch, just roll with it). They’re on their third Halloweenepisode and the Eglinton LRT still isn’t completed (Carlos expresses hisfrustration by custom). Happy H…

Carlos andRyan discuss in today’s episode: Ryan’s week in Atlanta and how he didn’t getchicken wings from the best strip club America, Carlos’s week discovering the city,and how Jada Pinkett is not as Worthy as she thinks she is. Shake Shack isbetter than any fast food in Canada (take that up with Ryan, please send all ofyour angry letters to him).…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode their go-to karaoke songs, things to spend yourgood hard earned money on, and how potentially the Government is going to shutus down mannnn (in a hippie voice). Congrats to the first Aboriginal Premier inCanada winning over the Manitoba Government, shoutout to Wab Kinew. We also havethe first new black hou…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's triumphant return to the Land of the North, he will recap his experience with alcoholism, food, love, and sight seeing. He'll also talk about his trip in Italy (Ryan does a lot of drugs, but you didn't hear it from me). Check out Instagram for pictures of the trip. Trudeau gets another honorable men…

**Disclaimer**We ran into some technical issues with the 2nd half of the recording.If you are into two handsome men that who’s voices have been upgraded to soundsensual and luscious, then enjoy the 2nd half. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episodeCarlos’s new adventure in pitch darkness in a float therapy tank. All was gooduntil it wasn’t, but a…