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Step into the mysterious and visually stunning world of The Electric State as host Francesca Amiker takes you behind the scenes with the creative masterminds who brought Simon Stålenhag’s dystopian vision to life. In this premiere episode, directors Joe and Anthony Russo, stars Millie Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt, writers Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, and producers Angela Russo-Otstot and Chris Castaldi reveal how they transformed a haunting graphic novel into an epic cinematic experience. Watch The Electric State coming to Netflix on March 14th. Check out more from Netflix Podcasts . State Secrets: Inside the Making of The Electric State is produced by Netflix and Treefort Media.…

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3 Animators take a comedic and critical look at some of the art forms less than awesome films.

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3 Animators take a comedic and critical look at some of the art forms less than awesome films.

88 episodes

#Comedy #Animationmoviereview #Cinema #Cartoon Lampoon

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Strawinsky/Series Finale 1:46:26

7 years ago1:46:26

1:46:26

All good things must come to an end. It would seem the same is true of junk. We go out with a bang though! 'Cause it doesn't get weirder than Strawinsky, whose full name I refuse to type. We Review Strawinsky. Direct Download

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Sherlock Gnomes 1:12:32

7 years ago1:12:32

1:12:32

Better late than never I always say. See? 'Cause both our episode was late, and the movie got a pushed back release date! Didn't notice? Doesn't matter. Elton John has helped make another animated movie about gnomes! This time it's a mystery! (I'm just assuming the first one was a love story; didn't see it) And just like any good mystery, this one comes with a twist! A twist about farts! Can we stop now? We review Sherlock Gnomes. Direct Download…

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Chicken Little 1:34:49

7 years ago1:34:49

1:34:49

Didya Know?! Eugene Levy and Fred Willard are different people! They were both in 'Best in Show' with Catherine O'Hara though. Oh, I'm sorry. Was there a movie going on here? We review Chicken Little. Direct Download

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Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland 1:41:43

7 years ago1:41:43

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Our Omni Mic audio adventure continues. I guess the theme month this time is movies that have incidental Brad Bird involvement. Who woulda guessed? We Review Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland aka Little Nemo aka Nemo. Direct Download

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Animalympics 1:33:50

7 years ago1:33:50

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After years of waiting, it's finally thematically appropriate to review Animalympics. Even though this is probably the third Olympics that has come around since the podcast started. Word to the wise: Don't take history lessons from animators. Or, for that matter, sports advice. Don't even ever listen to us, for God's sake. We Review Animalympics. Direct Download…

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Planes: Fire and Rescue (Broken Audio Apology) 1:48

7 years ago1:48

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Sorry Guys! Seth's computer did something weird and now our audio sounds like we recorded it on a Sega Genesis. We aren't gonna subject you to two hours of that though, so this is just an apology file. We are gonna try and repair the audio, but as you can hear in this episode, it's pretty ear shattering, and there may be nothing we can do. That's just how it is sometimes, but we're sorry. You'll be happy to know that Seth's been fired though. We swear we reviewed Planes Fire & Rescue Direct Download…

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Happily N'Ever After 2: Snow White - Another Bite @ the Apple 1:55:07

7 years ago1:55:07

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Gotta be the longest, most convoluted movie title we've had so far. Which is fitting cause this episode is all over the place. The only good news is we didn't have to watch the first one. We Review Happily N'Ever After 2: Snow White - Another Bite @ the Apple. Direct Download

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What's Up Balloon to the Rescue 1:45:07

7 years ago1:45:07

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What a way to start the new year. I guess there's nowhere to go ... but UP! This episode ends up discussing sensitive topics like Bill Cosby and other sexual assault allegations. Just a fair warning if you don't want to have to deal with that. The episode isn't good enough to try if you don't want to hear about it. Also we acknowledge that no one has been criminally convicted, the charges discussed are alleged and we are merely stating our individual opinions. Now doesn't this all sound fun? We Review What's Up Balloon to the Rescue Direct Download…

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Gummibär The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa 1:24:25

7 years ago1:24:25

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We're almost out of the woods this Christmas and the final obstacle is Gummibär (Gummy Bear, but with an umlaut, get it?) The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa. The box is full of false claims, but at least it's upfront about its hideous star and the fact that aliens appear in this 'film'. We review Gummibär The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa Direct Download…

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The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus 1:20:10

7 years ago1:20:10

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The endless Christmas begins again on the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. The 8th or 9th or 10th Christmas we've celebrated in the 4 years we've been doing it. Gotta be close to the 5th Rankin/Bass movie we've done, maybe the 4th Santa Origin Story. Can you believe we haven't even made a dent in Animated Christmas Specials yet?! We Review The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus. Direct Download…

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Doogal 1:32:51

7 years ago1:32:51

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This has gotta be the worst thing that Harvey Weinstein's ever done right? Without checking the news of the past couple months or paying attention to anything any female celebrity has ever said, or just looking at Harvey Weinstein, I'm going to assume this is the worst thing he's ever done. Let me just Google him to make sure I'm spelling his name right. ... Oh. Well, I'll just check on Louis C.K. while I've got Google open. ... Oh. This is gonna take a while. We review Doogal. Direct Download…

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Delgo aka Ferngully 4 1:08:34

7 years ago1:08:34

1:08:34

The lowest grossing computer animated film of all time finally makes it to the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. If only it was notable in any other conceivable way. What a mess. We review Delgo with our opinions. Direct Download

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Scooby-Doo! Shaggy's Showdown/ Season Finale 1:26:34

8 years ago1:26:34

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We take a nice easy stroll through one of the newest Scooby-Doo! movies to end our 3rd Season and do an end of season recap of some of the best and worst movies of the year. We also chit-chat about a few other Halloween specials you can look forward to/dread this year, and also a surprising amount of Star Trek talk. Direct Download…

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Where the Dead Go to Die 1:17:32

8 years ago1:17:32

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This movie is tactless and easily the worst thing we've ever seen. I know we say that a lot but this time we mean it. We didn't even get halfway through it before just skipping to the end credits. So to make up for the lack of movie discussion we have an animation career discussion about 47 minutes in to the episode. So skip to that if you don't want to hear about this Horror monstrosity. Also I threw the DVD out. the end. Happy Halloween Month Direct Download…

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The Thief and the Cobbler 1:41:43

8 years ago1:41:43

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That's the image Wikipedia has as the main movie poster image. Its oddly cropped, it has a banner only on the top, and then an overly detailed background image that is bottom left justified for some reason. Then Richard Williams picked one of his forty titles for the film, slapped it on there, put the Tiny Toon Adventures Logo in it, and left the rest a black void. All it all its strange, jumbled, admittedly pretty in places, too busy at points, too spare in others, and honestly? Probably not finished. In short its the most apt movie poster I've ever seen considering the movie its trying to sell. We review Richard Williams, and somewhere in the cross hairs we manage to discuss The Thief and the Cobbler (and its many versions) Apropos of nothing, here's a link to Double King if you haven't seen it. Direct Download…

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Puss in Boots (1999) 1:35:25

8 years ago1:35:25

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I'm just gonna let you all know now, this episode should really be called 'Basics of Animation' and 'History of Flash' because we talk about that a Hell of a lot more than we talk about the movie itself. One of the worst things we've seen on the show if not truly the very bottom of what animation as an art form has to offer. Hats off to Phil Nibbelink though, he's a talented animator who has had a hand in making some of our favorite movies throughout the 80s and 90s. This, however, was, to put it nicely, outside of his wheelhouse. Every single one of his wheelhouses in fact. We Review Puss in Boots (1999) Direct Download…

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Titanic: The Legend Goes On 1:47:40

8 years ago1:47:40

1:47:40

Welp. It's Party Time. I'm not sure anything more than that needs to be said about this infamously bad, tone-deaf animated flop. Which, if nothing else, serves to remind us which side of WW2 Italy was on. We Review Titanic: The Legend Goes On Direct Download

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The Emoji Movie (We're Sorry) 2:10:00

8 years ago2:10:00

2:10:00

This episode is alternatively titled " 2 Hours of Crosstalk" Spoilers for the episode: We hated this. This was not fun. Talking about it was almost fun. Seeing it was maybe the least fun there ever was. We review The Emoji Movie. Leave. Direct Download

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The Treasure Planet 1:29:45

8 years ago1:29:45

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Don't let that image fool you. This film is something else. A nightmarish Hellscape to be specific; from the far off land of Bulgaria made in 1982. Which is JUST in time to create doubts about where Disney got their idea for a space themed Treasure Island. But which one comes out on top? Who's to say? We are! We review The Treasure Planet Direct Download…

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The Flight Before Christmas 1:38:04

8 years ago1:38:04

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This movie is 90 percent less Christmasy than that image would have you believe. There is no Santa Helpers, only half a minute of Santa, no candy canes, no Christmas lights, no gingerbread cottage. There's plenty of gross CGI animation though. We review The Flight Before Christmas Direct Download

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Annabelle's Wish 1:37:02

8 years ago1:37:02

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or uh Warning! Sexually Explicit Content in this episode. Seriously, if you think the word cum is Latin, skip this one. Otherwise we take on another Christmas movie for our impressive collection of holiday trash. And even though we consume this garbage multiple times a year, we aren't even close to putting a dent in our options, that's how much of this crap there is. We Review Annabelle's Wish Direct Download…

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The King and I 1:39:04

8 years ago1:39:04

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An unbelievably outdated (that means racist) cartoon from waaaaaay too recent years. Request month continues with one of the worst things we've ever seen. I'm not gonna get too detailed with this one, other than it made us sick and we almost turned it off early...but if you want to see just how bad it is in less than 30 seconds... check out this clip that Seth thinks sums it up pretty well: Youtube Direct Download…

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Once Upon A Forest 1:40:17

8 years ago1:40:17

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Well our vacation is over and we're right back into the drudgery of our daily routines. We are kicking off again with a slew of Audience Requests and at the front of the line is perhaps our most, or at least one of our most requested movies. None of us can figure out why. Really. There is nothing at all in this movie. We Review Once Upon A Forest. Direct Download…

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Beauty and the Beast (2017) 1:27:21

8 years ago1:27:21

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Well its shattering box office records so I guess that means it must be good! Looks like we all have a live action Enchanted Christmas to look forward to in a few years. Which should give Ewan McGregor plenty of time to figure out what a French person sounds like. We review Beauty and the Beast. Direct Download…

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The Swan Princess 1:31:10

8 years ago1:31:10

1:31:10

We tackle a Disney knockoff before the latest self-inflicted Disney knockoff (Beauty and the Beast) hits theaters. The film that sparked the entire podcast finally worms its way into the lineup, with... pretty harmless results, honestly. At least for some. Except for that Jean-Bob! John Cleese is a nightmare in this! A straight up movie killing nightmare! Also I guess the title is 'the Swan princess' with just the one capital 'S' ... or maybe 'The Swan princess' What a mess. Direct Download…

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Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil 1:31:42

8 years ago1:31:42

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I like that Cheech and Chong get SO much more money than 95% of the rest of the cast. Including Patrick Warburton who doesn't even make it on the front of the poster. Cheech and Chong are in the movie for 4 minutes. MAXIMUM. 'Cheech' Marin and Tommy Chong are also two individual people with full names, but the movie poster can't be bothered with that. We review Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil for no conceivable reason. Direct Download…

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Hoodwinked 1:53:14

8 years ago1:53:14

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Well... we tried to avoid this one. Thought we could get away with it if we never mentioned it BUT... alas..we've been found out and here we are. Jim Belushi is back in his 3rd movie with us...so that's great. That's way more Jim Belushi than I ever wanted in my life...but fine. This episodes tag password is Red Riding Hood Patrick Warburton Fairy Tale Comedy Garbage Suicidal Thoughts Oscar Winner Anne Hathaway Direct Download…

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Ratchet & Clank 1:24:02

8 years ago1:24:02

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We take a look at one of last year's biggest animated disappointments: Ratchet and Clank. Disappointment in the sense that it didn't do well... not so much that anyone was expecting anything good out of a Playstation Video Game Movie. Joining us on this episode is resident Markiplier look-alike, and malapropism enthusiast Adam Ford So lets jump in and tear this super long cut scene that for some inexplicable reason actually made it into theaters apart. Additionally I'm sorry about the cat noises SO MANY FUCKING CAT NOISES! Direct Download…

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Snow White (Not Disney) 1:01:33

8 years ago1:01:33

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Soak in that cover audience, because that is 100% of what we had to go on when starting this episode. You know what we knew, so lets dive in and see what the hell this thing is. and if you want to spoil it for yourself or watch it later, here are some links to what it wound up being. But its not Disney, I can tell you that much. Youtube 1 Youtube 2 Youtube 3 Youtube 4 Direct Download…

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Sing 1:11:26

8 years ago1:11:26