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This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we're tackling two exciting new releases and diving back into a pivotal moment in the Star Wars saga! New This Week: The Accountant 2 Directed by Gavin O’Connor Starring Ben Affleck and Jon Bernthal Christian Wolff returns! This time, the brilliant forensic accountant teams up with his estranged but deadly brother to take on a dangerous new threat. Together, they must track down mysterious assassins before it’s too late. Until Dawn Directed by David F. Sandberg Starring Ella Rubin and Peter Stormare A group of friends searching for a missing sister find themselves trapped in a terrifying time loop. Stalked by a masked killer in a desolate valley, they must relive the nightmare again and again until they find a way to survive the night—or die trying. This Week’s Classic: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Directed by George Lucas Starring Ewan McGregor and Natalie Portman Three years into the Clone Wars, Anakin Skywalker’s loyalty is tested like never before. As he grows closer to Chancellor Palpatine and further from the Jedi Order, darkness looms. In one of the saga’s most pivotal chapters, friendships are shattered, and Darth Vader is born. Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter/X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff's Art at Jeff Lassiter Art and read Sean's Reviews at Sean at the Movies . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!…

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We Love Sinners 1:01:20

8 days ago1:01:20

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This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast , we dive into a bloody fairy tale twist, some high-stakes espionage, and a terrifying date night from hell—plus a couple of drum beats and a vampire classic for good measure. The Death of Snow White Directed by Jason Brooks – Starring Sanae Loutsis This isn’t the Disney version. Snow White is on the run from her wicked stepmother and finds herself aligned with a group of seven dwarves… who are less "Hi-Ho" and more "psycho." Expect gore, survival horror, and a dark twist on a childhood favorite. Warfare Directed by Alex Garland & Ray Mendoza – Starring Will Poulter, Charles Melton, Joseph Quinn A gritty war drama where a Navy SEAL surveillance mission in Iraq goes horribly wrong. Packed with tension, chaos, and Garland’s signature existential dread. Count Me In Directed by Mark Lo – Featuring Stewart Copeland, Claire Ferguson, Chad Smith, Clem Burke A celebration of rock’s heartbeat—this documentary features some of music’s most iconic drummers sharing what it means to keep time and create rhythm. Warning: you might be inspired to buy a drum kit afterward. The Amateur Directed by James Hawes – Starring Rami Malek, Laurence Fishburne, Rachel Brosnahan After losing his wife in a terrorist attack, a CIA codebreaker goes rogue. Fueled by grief and intelligence, he sets out on a globe-spanning mission of revenge when the agency fails him. Drop Directed by Christopher Landon – Starring Meghann Fahy, Brandon Sklenar What starts as a romantic evening for a widowed mom quickly devolves into psychological torment when a mysterious figure threatens her family unless she commits murder. Tense, intimate, and full of suspense. Sinners Directed by Ryan Coogler – Starring Michael B. Jordan, Hailee Steinfeld, Miles Caton, Delroy Lindo Twin brothers return home hoping for peace, only to find that evil doesn't forget. A southern Gothic drama that mixes family trauma with spiritual reckoning and small-town menace. Classic Review: Fright Night (1985) Directed by Tom Holland – Starring William Ragsdale, Chris Sarandon, Roddy McDowall Teenage horror nerd Charley Brewster is convinced his new neighbor is a vampire. No one believes him, so he turns to a B-movie TV host for help. Campy, creepy, and a total ‘80s gem. Follow Us Online: 🎧 Website: ihatecritics.com 📘 Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast 🐦 Twitter/X: @criticspod 📸 Instagram: @criticspod 💸 Patreon: Support Us 👕 Merch: TeePublic Store 📺 YouTube: Watch Us 🎨 Check out Jeff's artwork: Jeff Lassiter Art 📝 Read Sean's reviews: Sean at the Movies Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen!…

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1995 - Stuart Saves His Family 55:32

14 days ago55:32

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Directed by Harold Ramis Starring Al Franken, Vincent D'Onofrio, Laura San Giacomo Stuart Smalley follows a 12-step program for his life and manages to get his job back and clear the mess in the family despite all the challenges.

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I Hate Critics Episode of the Beast 666 1:02:14

15 days ago1:02:14

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This week Sean and Jeff talked about the most evil or ‘devilish’ movies in history in honor of I Hate Critics episode 666 Both Sean and Jeff offered their Top 5 Demon/Devil Movies and had Bob been able to join us, we would have stayed on theme with three Top 6 countdowns but it simply didn’t make sense without him. Sean - Abby (1974) An archaeologist (William Marshall) tries to rid a minister's (Terry Carter) wife (Carol Speed) of a spewing demon dug up in Nigeria. The Devil and Father Amorth (2018) In 1973 he brought us the film classic, The Exorcist. 45 years later, Academy Award-winning director William Friedkin brings us the real thing. The Last Exorcism 2010 After years of gulling the faithful, cleric Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian) feels remorse and decides to expose his chicanery through filming a documentary. With a crew in tow, Marcus arrives at the Louisiana farm of devout Louis Sweetzer, who believes that his daughter, Nell, is possessed. When the usual stunts fail, he realizes that he is face-to-face with real evil and must summon true faith to protect Nell, the others and himself from demonic power. The Witch (2015) In 1630 New England, panic and despair envelops a farmer, his wife and their children when youngest son Samuel suddenly vanishes. The family blames Thomasin, the oldest daughter who was watching the boy at the time of his disappearance. With suspicion and paranoia mounting, twin siblings Mercy and Jonas suspect Thomasin of witchcraft, testing the clan's faith, loyalty and love to one another. Hereditary (Number 1 for both Sean and Jeff) When the matriarch of the Graham family passes away, her daughter and grandchildren begin to unravel cryptic and increasingly terrifying secrets about their ancestry, trying to outrun the sinister fate they have inherited. Jeff’s Remaining List Prince of Darkness 1987 Poking around in a church cellar, a priest (Donald Pleasence) finds an otherworldly vial filled with slime. Frightened, he brings his discovery to a circle of top scholars and scientists, who eventually learn that the strange liquid is the essence of Satan. The slime then begins to seep out, turning some of the academics into zombified killers. As the possessed battle the survivors, student Kelly (Susan Blanchard) is infected by a large quantity of the liquid and becomes Satan personified. House of the Devil (2009) Desperate to make some money so she can move into a new apartment, college student Samantha Hughes (Jocelin Donahue) takes a mysterious babysitting job. When she arrives at the house, Mr. Ulman (Tom Noonan) mentions a full lunar eclipse and explains there is no child, but that Samantha will be watching his mother instead. After exploring the sinister-seeming house, Samantha soon comes to realize that her employers are hiding a horrifying secret and have plans to use her, dead or alive. Exorcist 3 (1990) Police Lt. Kinderman (George C. Scott) notices similarities between his current murder investigation and the methods used by the Gemini killer (Brad Dourif) who was executed 15 years before. He soon discovers a hospitalized mental patient (Jason Miller) claiming to be the dead serial killer, but who looks uncannily like a priest Kinderman knew who died during an exorcism. As more bodies are found, Kinderman looks for connections between the two supposedly dead men. Devil (2010) Five strangers' day begins with an elevator ride in a Philadelphia office tower. But, what happens next is anything but ordinary. The elevator gets stuck, and the trapped passengers, who expected to be together just a few minutes, now face the revelation of their secrets and transgressions. Frightening events turn annoyance into terror, as they begin to realize that one of their number is Lucifer himself.…

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1995 - Tommy Boy 54:58

21 days ago54:58

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Tommy Boy Directed by Peter Segal Starring Chris Farley and David Spade After his beloved father (Brian Dennehy) dies, dimwitted Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley) inherits a near-bankrupt automobile parts factory in Sandusky, Ohio. His brand new stepmother, Beverly (Bo Derek), wants to cash out and close, but Tommy's sentimental attachment to his father's employees spurs him to make one last-ditch effort to find someone who will buy their products. With his father's tightly wound assistant, Richard (David Spade), in tow, Tommy hits the road to scare up some new clients.…

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We Love Val Kilmer - RIP 1:04:36

22 days ago1:04:36

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This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, Sean is riding high on a renewed wave of appreciation for one of his long-standing favorites — the Wachowskis’ Speed Racer . With a growing fanbase finally recognizing the brilliance of the 2008 cult classic, we dive into what makes it such an enduring visual spectacle. New Releases: 🎮 Minecraft: The Movie Directed by Jared Hess Starring Jack Black, Jason Momoa, Danielle Brooks Four misfit kids are pulled into the pixelated Overworld, where they team up with the legendary Steve to navigate the blocky terrain and complete a quest that might be their only ticket back home. 🐾 The Friend Directed by Scott McGehee & David Siegel Starring Naomi Watts, Bill Murray, and one giant Great Dane Iris, a solitary New York writer, inherits a massive dog named Apollo that turns her life upside down—furniture, apartment, and emotional stability all included. A gentle dramedy with big heart (and big paws). 🪓 Hell of a Summer Directed by Finn Wolfhard & Billy Bryk Starring Finn Wolfhard, Billy Bryk, Fred Hechinger, and Abby Quinn What starts as a classic summer camp comedy turns into a slasher homage full of laughs and bloodshed. It’s a nostalgic, fun, and surprisingly sharp horror throwback with a Gen Z twist. Classic Segment: The Many Faces of Val Kilmer This week, we pay tribute to the career of the great Val Kilmer. 🎥 Sean Recommends: The Salton Sea Spartan Real Genius 🎥 Jeff Recommends: Batman Forever Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 📽️ Also recommended: Val , the moving documentary chronicling Kilmer’s life and work, now streaming. And then... there's our official “classic” review of Top Secret (1984), directed by the Zuckers and Jim Abrahams. Let’s just say, it’s a wild ride. Whether it lands or crashes and burns depends on your tolerance for absurdity. Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast X (Twitter): @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us 🎨 Check out Jeff’s artwork: Jeff Lassiter Art 📝 Read Sean’s reviews: Sean at the Movies Rate, review, and subscribe — and tell your Great Dane we said hi.…

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1995 - Candyman Farewell to the Flesh & Party Girl 53:08

28 days ago53:08

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Candyman Farewell to the Flesh Directed by Bill Condon Starring Tony Todd As her brother stands trial for the killing of an outspoken New Orleans professor, inner-city schoolteacher Annie Tarrant (Kelly Rowan) begins hearing rumors of the Candyman (Tony Todd), a murderous, knife-handed figure of urban legend. Skeptical of the Candyman's existence, Annie follows the procedure for summoning him and suddenly finds herself celebrating the most horrifying Mardi Gras of her life. Meanwhile, Annie's mother (Veronica Cartwright) harbors a dark family secret. Party Girl Directed by Daisy Von Scherler Meyer Although Mary (Parker Posey) has little income, she still finds ways to spend her nights at clubs. After being arrested for throwing an illegal rave, she asks her aunt Judy (Sasha von Scherler) for bail money. Judy then finds Mary a job at her library so that Mary can repay her. Initially, Mary finds the job as a clerk boring and stifling, and prefers to get to know a street food vendor (Omar Townsend) whom she likes. However, Mary must refocus her life once she loses her job and apartment.…

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Stand Up for Art… Do it for Drew 1:03:44

29 days ago1:03:44

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This week, we dedicate our episode to the legendary Drew Struzan, the iconic artist behind some of the most memorable movie posters of all time. Struzan, whose work defined the visual identity of films like Star Wars, Indiana Jones , and Back to the Future , can no longer create due to his battle with Alzheimer’s. Jeff and Sean take a moment to celebrate his legacy, discuss the documentary Drew: The Man Behind the Poster , and make the case for why real, human-created art needs to be protected. New Movie Reviews: The Death of a Unicorn 🦄 Directed by Alex Scharfman ⭐ Starring Paul Rudd, Jenna Ortega, Will Poulter, Téa Leoni, and Richard E. Grant A darkly comedic and twisted tale of corporate greed gone wrong when a father and daughter accidentally hit a unicorn with their car—only to see its mystical properties exploited for sinister purposes. A Working Man 🔨 Directed by David Ayer 📝 Written by Sylvester Stallone & David Ayer 🎭 Starring Jason Statham, Michael Peña, and David Harbour A blue-collar action thriller about a former black ops soldier turned construction worker who is pulled back into a deadly world when he goes after human traffickers. Expect a gritty, hard-hitting ride. The Woman in the Yard 👻 Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra 🖊️ Written by Sam Stefanik 🎭 Starring Danielle Deadwyler A chilling supernatural horror film about a grieving widow who is haunted by a spectral woman warning her that "today's the day." Is it a warning… or a threat? Classic Review: Drew: The Man Behind the Poster 🎨 Directed by Erik Sharkey 👥 Featuring Drew Struzan, Guillermo Del Toro, George Lucas, and Frank Darabont A must-watch documentary that explores the life and artistry of Drew Struzan, whose posters became as legendary as the movies they advertised. Bonus Discussion: The Economics of Tommy Boy Sean makes an impassioned economic case for the 1995 comedy Tommy Boy . Why does it still matter? Read his full 1,500-word essay here , and stay tuned for the upcoming Tommy Boy retrospective on I Hate Critics 1995 . Follow Us: 🌍 Website 📘 Facebook 🐦 Twitter/X 📸 Instagram 🎙️ Patreon 🛍️ Merch 📺 YouTube 🎨 Jeff’s Art: Jeff Lassiter Art 📝 Sean’s Reviews: Sean at the Movies Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!…

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Empathy Rules 1:20:38

5 weeks ago1:20:38

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This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast… Sean and Jeff have a little fun at the expense of fragile film bros who are convinced they’ve somehow “ruined” Disney’s Snow White — spoiler alert: they didn’t. Disney’s Snow White Directed by Marc Webb Starring Rachel Zegler and Gal Gadot Disney returns to its roots with a new live-action spin on the classic Snow White . But does this 2025 musical fantasy bring anything new to the table? Or are people too busy rage-posting to notice? Locked Directed by David Yarovsky Starring Bill Skarsgård and Anthony Hopkins A would-be car thief becomes the target of a twisted vigilante in this claustrophobic thriller. With Hopkins at the wheel (literally), this ride is anything but smooth. No Other Land Directed by Basel Adra, Hamdan Ballal, Yuval Abraham, and Rachel Szor A powerful and haunting documentary from a Palestinian-Israeli filmmaking collective. No Other Land chronicles the destruction of Masafer Yatta and the unlikely alliance between activist Basel Adra and Israeli journalist Yuval Abraham. Classic Review: Demons (1985) Directed by Lamberto Bava, written by Dario Argento A cursed movie screening, metal music, and full-on demonic mayhem. Demons is an '80s horror gem that doesn’t hold back and doesn’t make sense — in the best way possible. Follow Us Everywhere: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter/X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us 🎨 Check out Jeff's art at Jeff Lassiter Art 🎬 Read Sean's reviews at Sean at the Movies Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe — and if you see a demon in the theater, maybe just leave.…

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1995 - Muriel's Wedding 1:13:58

6 weeks ago1:13:58

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1995 Academy Awards Hosted by David Letterman Best Actor Tom Hanks, Best Actress Jessica Lange, Best Picture Forrest Gump. Muriel's Wedding Directed by P.J Hogan Starring Toni Collette, Rachel Griffiths Released March 14th, 1995 Socially awkward Muriel Heslop (Toni Collette) wants nothing more than to get married. Unfortunately, due to her oppressive politician father (Bill Hunter), Muriel has never even been on a date. Ostracized by her more socially adept friends, Muriel runs into fellow outcast Rhonda Epinstalk (Rachel Griffiths), and the two move from their small Australian town to the big city of Sydney, where Muriel changes her name and begins the arduous task of redesigning her life to match her fantasies.…

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Black Bag, Novacaine, Opus & 1995's Party Girl 53:54

6 weeks ago53:54

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This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast , we break down the newest trailer for Thunderbolts —does it live up to the hype? Plus, we discuss Anthony Mackie’s comments on raising his son to be "masculine" and what that means in today’s world. On the movie review front, we’ve got a mix of action, intrigue, and cultish weirdness with this week’s new releases: Black Bag Directed by Steven Soderbergh Starring Daniel Fassbender, Cate Blanchett When intelligence agent George Woodhouse’s wife is suspected of betraying the nation, he faces an impossible choice: loyalty to his marriage or his country. A tense espionage thriller from the legendary Soderbergh. Novocaine Directed by Dan Berk and Robert Olson Starring Jack Quaid, Amber Midthunder, Ray Nicholson A man who can’t feel pain turns his condition into a weapon when he fights to rescue his kidnapped love interest. High-energy, bone-crunching action with a dark sense of humor. Opus Directed by Mark Anthony Green Starring Ayo Edebiri, John Malkovich, Amber Midthunder, Juliette Lewis A young writer visits the secluded estate of a pop star who vanished 30 years ago. What begins as a dream assignment spirals into a psychological game of manipulation and obsession. Classic Feature: Party Girl (1995) Directed by Daisy von Scherler Mayer Starring Parker Posey We revisit this indie cult favorite about a rebellious party girl who reluctantly takes a job at a library to pay off bail money. Parker Posey shines in a quirky coming-of-age dramedy full of ‘90s attitude. Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter/X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff's Art at Jeff Lassiter Art and read Sean's Reviews at Sean at the Movies . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!…

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Mickey 17, Rule Breakers, The Rule of Jenny Pen 1:02:37

7 weeks ago1:02:37

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In this episode of the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast , we dive into four films spanning sci-fi, drama, thriller, and classic cinema. Mickey 17 Directed by Bong Joon Ho Starring Robert Pattinson, Naomie Ackie, Mark Ruffalo, Toni Collette A disposable employee joins a human expedition to colonize the ice world Niflheim. Each time one iteration dies, a new body is regenerated with most of his memories intact. We discuss whether Bong Joon Ho's latest venture is another sci-fi masterpiece or a chilling misfire. Rule Breakers Directed by Bill Guttentag Starring Nikohl Boosheri, Ali Fazal, Phoebe Waller-Bridge In a society where educating girls is considered an act of rebellion, one woman dares to teach, igniting a movement despite dangerous opposition. We break down how this story of courage and resistance lands on the big screen. The Rule of Jenny Pen Directed by James Ashcroft Starring Geoffrey Rush, John Lithgow A judge recovering from a stroke at an assisted living facility encounters a psychopathic patient who uses a hand puppet to torment fellow residents. We analyze this psychological thriller and its haunting performances. Classic Review: Rear Window Directed by Alfred Hitchcock Starring James Stewart, Grace Kelly, Raymond Burr Hitchcock’s timeless classic follows a recuperating news photographer who suspects a murder while confined to his apartment. We revisit the film’s suspense, direction, and lasting legacy. Follow & Support Us Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter/X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff’s art at Jeff Lassiter Art and read Sean’s reviews at Sean at the Movies . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!…

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Oscars Recap and The Apartment 1:08:34

7 weeks ago1:08:34

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Welcome back to Everyone is a Critic ! This week, we dive into the biggest night in Hollywood—the Oscars! From surprise wins to predictable victories, snubs, and memorable moments, we break down everything that happened at the Academy Awards. Did the right movies take home the gold? Were there any shocking upsets? We’ve got opinions, and we’re not holding back! For our classic movie review, we take a look at The Apartment (1960), directed by Billy Wilder and starring Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine, and Fred MacMurray. This Best Picture-winning romantic dramedy remains one of the sharpest and most heartfelt films of its time. We discuss its impact, performances, and why it still resonates over 60 years later. Join us for a fun and insightful discussion on the Oscars and a timeless classic! Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff's art at Jeff Lassiter Art and read Sean's reviews at Sean at the Movies . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!…

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1995 - Billy Madison 58:16

8 weeks ago58:16

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Billy Madison February 10th, 1995 Directed by Tamra Davis Starring Adam Sandler Man-child Billy Madison has been a spoiled rich kid all his life, and spends his days drinking and partying. When his father, hotel magnate Brian, becomes fed up with his son's irresponsible ways, he issues an ultimatum. Since Billy passed all his schooling thanks to his father's influence and bribes, he must retake and pass every grade in 24 weeks. Otherwise, the business will be turned over to Brian's conniving associate, Eric.…

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1995 - Heavyweights 56:01

9 weeks ago56:01

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Heavyweights Released February 17th, 1995 Starring Ben Stiller Gerry (Aaron Schwartz) is not looking forward to his summer vacation, since he'll be spending it at a camp for overweight boys in order to shed pounds. Fortunately, a kindly couple, the Bushkins (Jerry Stiller, Anne Meara), run the camp and make the process fun and relaxed. However, they're soon forced to declare bankruptcy and sell the camp to Tony Perkis (Ben Stiller), a fitness fanatic who turns the camp into a living nightmare of over-the-top training. But the kids plan to fight back.…

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We Love The Monkey 59:55

9 weeks ago59:55

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Welcome back to the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast! In this episode, we take a deep dive into the creepy world of horror films featuring murderous, malevolent creatures—be they possessed toys or a rampaging primate. The Monkey (2025) Osgood Perkins takes on Stephen King’s short story in this chilling new horror film starring Theo James in a dual role as twin brothers haunted by a cursed toy monkey. Every time the monkey is wound up, gruesome deaths follow. With a stellar supporting cast that includes Tatiana Maslany, Adam Scott, and Elijah Wood, The Monkey brings a mix of supernatural horror and psychological tension. We break down how this adaptation stacks up against other Stephen King films and whether it delivers on its eerie premise. Demonic Toys (1992) Before The Monkey , the killer toy subgenre was already alive and well with Demonic Toys , a campy horror flick from Full Moon Features. The film follows a police officer trapped in a warehouse with sinister, possessed toys—including the horrifying Baby Oopsie Daisy and the deadly Grizzly Teddy. How does this low-budget horror flick hold up over 30 years later? We revisit the fun, the frights, and the absurdity. Shakma (1990) What’s more terrifying than a haunted toy? How about an out-of-control, enraged baboon? Shakma is a lesser-known cult classic in which medical students are hunted by a rabid primate inside a research facility. It’s a wild, chaotic, and absolutely bizarre horror-thriller. We discuss whether Shakma is a hidden gem or just another cheesy ‘90s horror flick. Join us as we dissect these horror films, share our thoughts on killer monkeys and possessed toys, and, of course, rant about the state of modern horror. Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff’s art at Jeff Lassiter Art and read Sean’s reviews at Sean at the Movies . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!…

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We Love Three Days of the Condor 54:34

10 weeks ago54:34

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Featured Reviews: 🎯 The Gorge (2025) Directed by Scott Derrickson | Starring Anya Taylor-Joy & Miles Teller Scott Derrickson returns with another genre-bending spectacle in The Gorge , a sci-fi horror action thriller. The film follows two elite snipers (Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy) stationed on opposite sides of a mysterious gorge, which may be a portal to hell. As supernatural threats emerge, they must unite to stop the growing darkness. With stunning cinematography from Dan Laustsen and a haunting score by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, The Gorge delivers tension, action, and a unique blend of horror and romance. 💖 Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy (2025) Directed by Michael Morris | Starring Renée Zellweger, Chiwetel Ejiofor & Hugh Grant Bridget Jones is back! In the fourth installment of the beloved rom-com series, Renée Zellweger reprises her role as the charmingly chaotic Bridget, now a widowed single mother navigating love, work, and modern dating. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and heartfelt moments, this film introduces fresh faces while reuniting us with old favorites. Will Bridget find love again? Tune in for our thoughts! 🦸 Captain America: Brave New World (2025) Directed by Julius Onah | Starring Anthony Mackie & Harrison Ford The Marvel Cinematic Universe expands with Captain America: Brave New World , as Anthony Mackie fully steps into the shield-wielding role of Sam Wilson. This politically charged installment follows Wilson's journey as the new Captain America while navigating global conflicts, secret government agendas, and the emergence of Adamantium. With Harrison Ford joining as President Thaddeus Ross, the stakes have never been higher in this action-packed superhero adventure. 🎬 Classic Rewind: Three Days of the Condor (1975) Directed by Sydney Pollack | Starring Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway & Max von Sydow A timeless political thriller, Three Days of the Condor follows Robert Redford as a CIA analyst who uncovers a deadly conspiracy. As he fights to survive against powerful forces within his own agency, the film's gripping tension, sharp writing, and stellar performances make it a must-watch classic. Follow & Support Us: 🌐 Website: I Hate Critics 📘 Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast 🐦 X (Twitter): @criticspod 📸 Instagram: @criticspod 🎧 Patreon: Support Us 👕 Merch: TeePublic Store 📺 YouTube: Watch Us 🎨 Jeff's Art: Jeff Lassiter Art 📝 Sean's Reviews: Sean at the Movies Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe! 🎙️⭐…

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We Love Omar Gooding 1:16:01

11 weeks ago1:16:01

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"Love Hurts" Valentine’s Day is almost here, and what better way to celebrate than with a mix of romance, horror, and comedy? This week, we dive into four very different films, from deadly hitmen to twisted love stories and classic holiday horror. Love Hurts (2024) Directed by: Joseph Eusebio Starring: Ke Huy Quan, Ariana DeBose Marvin, a Milwaukee realtor, receives a cryptic crimson envelope from Rose, a former partner-in-crime he left for dead. Suddenly, his open houses become battlegrounds as he’s pursued by ruthless hitmen, his own volatile crime-lord brother, and the ghosts of his past choices. Heart Eyes (2024) Directed by: Josh Rubin Starring: Mason Gooding, Julia Holt Every Valentine’s Day, a masked killer with glowing red eyes returns to terrorize unsuspecting couples. This new holiday slasher promises a blood-soaked take on romance. Kinda Pregnant (2024) Directed by: Tyler Spindel Starring: Amy Schumer When Lainy’s dreams of starting a family fall apart, she fakes a pregnancy… only to unexpectedly fall for her dream guy. A comedy packed with awkward encounters and heartwarming moments. Valentine (2001) Directed by: Jamie Blanks Starring: Denise Richards, David Boreanaz A horror throwback just in time for the season of love! This early 2000s slasher follows a group of women who receive menacing Valentine’s cards, leading to a terrifying realization—someone from their past is out for revenge. Follow & Support Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter/X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Jeff’s Art: Jeff Lassiter Art Sean’s Reviews: Sean at the Movies Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe! Happy Valentine’s Day... if you survive it!…

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We Love Companion 52:34

12 weeks ago52:34

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New Releases: Companion Director: Drew Hancock Starring: Sophie Thatcher, Jack Quaid Release Date: Friday, January 31st, 2025 "Companion" is a 2025 American science fiction thriller directed by Drew Hancock, featuring Sophie Thatcher as Iris and Jack Quaid as Josh. The film follows a weekend getaway to a lakeside estate that spirals into chaos after the sudden death of a billionaire. What begins as a tragedy soon unravels into a tense exploration of control, entitlement, and the blurred lines between humanity and artificial intelligence. Critics have lauded the film's suspenseful narrative and dark humor, with some comparing it to "The Stepford Wives" for its modern take on artificial companions and the ethical dilemmas surrounding advanced technology. You’re Cordially Invited Director: Nicholas Stoller Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Will Ferrell Release Date: January 30th, 2025 (Amazon Prime) This 2025 romantic comedy brings together Reese Witherspoon and Will Ferrell for a hilariously chaotic clash of weddings. When Jim (Ferrell), a widowed father, and Margot (Witherspoon), a reality TV producer, realize that both their weddings are double-booked at the same venue, chaos ensues. The unexpected mix-up forces the two families to navigate their differences, leading to comedic confrontations and surprising emotional moments. "You're Cordially Invited" blends classic rom-com elements with sharp humor, making for an entertaining and lighthearted watch. Classic Revisit: A.I. Artificial Intelligence Director: Steven Spielberg Release Year: 2001 Originally developed by Stanley Kubrick and later directed by Steven Spielberg, "A.I. Artificial Intelligence" is a sci-fi film that explores deep philosophical questions about identity, love, and the meaning of consciousness. Based on the 1969 short story "Supertoys Last All Summer Long" by Brian Aldiss, the movie tells the story of David (Haley Joel Osment), a child-like android programmed to love. When his human family abandons him, David embarks on a journey to become "real" in hopes of reuniting with his mother. Along the way, he encounters Gigolo Joe (Jude Law), a pleasure-seeking android, and a series of adventures that question what it means to be human. Upon its release, "A.I." received mixed reviews, with some praising its emotional depth and visual effects, while others criticized its tonal shifts between Kubrick’s darker vision and Spielberg’s sentimental style. Over time, the film has been re-evaluated and is now considered one of Spielberg’s most thought-provoking works. Follow & Support Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter/X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us More From the Critics Crew: Jeff’s Art: Jeff Lassiter Art Sean’s Reviews: Sean at the Movies Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!…

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1995 - Miami Rhapsody 1:19:55

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Miami Rhapsody (1995) is a romantic comedy directed and written by David Frankel. The film stars Sarah Jessica Parker as Gwyn Marcus, a woman who is newly engaged but begins to question the idea of marriage when she learns about the various infidelities in her family. Plot Summary: Gwyn Marcus, a successful advertising executive in Miami, has just gotten engaged to her boyfriend, Matt (Gil Bellows). However, as she starts to observe the crumbling marriages and affairs of her parents (Mia Farrow and Paul Mazursky), her brother (Kevin Pollak), and her sister-in-law (Carla Gugino), she starts doubting whether lifelong commitment is really the right choice for her. She finds herself drawn to Antonio Banderas’ character, a charming and passionate man who complicates her emotions even further. As she navigates the romantic turmoil around her, she must ultimately decide what love and marriage mean to her. Cast: • Sarah Jessica Parker as Gwyn Marcus • Antonio Banderas as Antonio • Mia Farrow as Nina Marcus • Paul Mazursky as Vic Marcus • Kevin Pollak as Jordan Marcus • Carla Gugino as Leslie Marcus • Gil Bellows as Matt…

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We Love Steven Soderbergh 1:10:02

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New Releases Presence Steven Soderbergh returns to the supernatural thriller genre with Presence , a film that offers a unique perspective—literally. Shot entirely from the viewpoint of a poltergeist, the film follows a family struggling with grief, personal turmoil, and eerie disturbances in their new home. Starring Lucy Liu, Chris Sullivan, and Callina Liang, Presence delivers a deeply immersive experience that plays with perception and psychological horror. But does the concept hold up for a full-length feature? We discuss! The Brutalist Adrien Brody leads The Brutalist , a sweeping period drama directed by Brady Corbet. The film follows a Hungarian-Jewish architect and Holocaust survivor as he rebuilds his life in post-war America. With Felicity Jones, Guy Pearce, and Joe Alwyn rounding out the cast, The Brutalist dives deep into themes of artistic ambition, prejudice, and resilience. How does this slow-burn drama hold up against Corbet’s previous work? We break it down. Classic Rewind Erin Brockovich (2000) In honor of Steven Soderbergh’s Presence , we revisit one of his most acclaimed films, Erin Brockovich . Starring Julia Roberts in an Oscar-winning performance, this legal drama tells the true story of a determined woman who takes on a corporate giant responsible for environmental pollution. Does the film still pack the same punch today? We take a look back at this powerhouse performance and its lasting impact. Follow & Support Us! Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter/X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff's art at Jeff Lassiter Art and read Sean's reviews at Sean at the Movies . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!…

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1995 - Before Sunrise 51:14

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Before Sunrise 1995 Directed by Richard Linklater Written by Richard Linklater and Kim Krizan Starring Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke Release January 19th, 1995, at the Sundance Film Festival On his way to Vienna, American Jesse (Ethan Hawke) meets Celine (Julie Delpy), a student returning to Paris. After long conversations forge a surprising connection between them, Jesse convinces Celine to get off the train with him in Vienna. Since his flight to the U.S. departs the next morning and he has no money for lodging, they wander the city together, taking in the experiences of Vienna and each other. As the night progresses, their bond makes separating in the morning a difficult choice.…

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We Love David Lynch RIP 1:00:31

14 weeks ago1:00:31

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This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we delve into an eclectic mix of films that tackle themes ranging from psychological transformation to comedic misadventures and the dark underbelly of suburban life. Here’s what we’re covering: Wolf Man (2025) Leigh Whannell’s reimagining of the 1941 classic takes a deeply psychological approach to the werewolf mythos. Christopher Abbott and Julia Garner deliver haunting performances in this story about lycanthropy as a metaphor for degenerative illness and family trauma. With its poignant themes and atmospheric direction, "Wolf Man" is a horror film that lingers long after the credits roll. One of Them Days (2025) Keke Palmer and SZA shine in this hilarious buddy comedy directed by Lawrence Lamont. As Dreux and Alyssa, they embark on a chaotic quest to recover their lost rent money. Produced by Issa Rae’s Hoorae Media, the film is filled with laughs, heart, and sharp social commentary. Critics have praised the chemistry between the leads, making it a standout entry in the buddy-comedy genre. A Different Man (2024) Sebastian Stan stars in this darkly comedic psychological exploration of identity and beauty. Aaron Schimberg’s film has been hailed as a thought-provoking masterpiece, earning accolades such as a spot on the National Board of Review’s top 10 independent films list and a place on Sight & Sound’s Best 50 Movies of 2024. Blue Velvet (1986) David Lynch’s neo-noir psychological thriller remains a seminal work in cinematic history. Kyle MacLachlan, Isabella Rossellini, and Dennis Hopper deliver unforgettable performances in this surreal exploration of crime and the duality of human nature. "Blue Velvet" juxtaposes idyllic suburban life with unsettling darkness, solidifying its place as a controversial yet classic piece of cinema. Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff's art at Jeff Lassiter Art and read Sean's reviews at Sean at the Movies . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!…

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1995 - Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight 57:59

15 weeks ago57:59

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Demon Knight is a 1995 supernatural horror film that serves as the first feature-length movie based on the popular HBO anthology series Tales from the Crypt. Directed by Ernest R. Dickerson and co-produced by Universal Pictures, the film combines elements of horror, action, and dark humor, remaining true to the series’ macabre tone. Plot Summary The story follows a mysterious drifter named Brayker (played by William Sadler) who possesses a powerful artifact: a key-shaped relic filled with the blood of Christ. This key is the last of seven mystical keys that can unlock cosmic chaos if it falls into the wrong hands. Brayker seeks refuge in a rundown boarding house in a remote desert town, where he is pursued by the sinister Collector (played by Billy Zane), a demonic entity determined to claim the key. As the Collector lays siege to the boarding house, he tempts the occupants with promises of their deepest desires, trying to corrupt their souls. Brayker and the residents must work together to resist his temptations and survive the night. Key Cast • Billy Zane as The Collector: A charismatic and malevolent demon. • William Sadler as Brayker: A mysterious guardian of the key. • Jada Pinkett (now Jada Pinkett Smith) as Jeryline: A tough young woman who becomes a central figure in the fight against evil. • Thomas Haden Church as Roach: A selfish resident who makes a deal with the Collector. • CCH Pounder as Irene: The no-nonsense owner of the boarding house. Themes and Style The film blends horror with a heavy dose of dark humor, a hallmark of Tales from the Crypt. It explores themes of temptation, redemption, and the fight between good and evil. The practical effects, creature design, and gore are highlights, making it a cult favorite among horror fans. Reception Upon release, Demon Knight received mixed reviews. Critics praised Billy Zane’s over-the-top performance and the film’s fun, campy tone but criticized its thin plot and reliance on genre clichés. Over the years, it has gained a cult following for its unique blend of horror and comedy. Legacy Demon Knight was followed by another Tales from the Crypt movie, Bordello of Blood (1996), though the sequel was less well-received. Despite its flaws, Demon Knight is often celebrated as a quintessential 1990s horror flick and a standout entry in the Tales from the Cryptfranchise.…

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We Love Pamela Anderson 1:05:36

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New Releases: The Last Showgirl “The Last Showgirl” (2024) is a poignant drama directed by Gia Coppola and written by Kate Gersten. Starring Pamela Anderson in a career-defining role as Shelly Gardner, the film explores the struggles of a seasoned Las Vegas showgirl grappling with the impending closure of her long-running revue, Le Razzle Dazzle . Jamie Lee Curtis delivers a standout performance as Annette, Shelly’s best friend and confidante, while Dave Bautista and Billie Lourd bring depth as the show’s producer and Shelly’s estranged daughter, respectively. Better Man “Better Man” (2024) is an innovative biographical musical film about British pop star Robbie Williams, directed by Michael Gracey ( The Greatest Showman ). The film’s bold narrative choice to portray Williams as a CGI chimpanzee—motion-captured by Jonno Davies—adds a surreal twist to this exploration of his rise to fame with Take That, solo career, and personal struggles with addiction and depression. A Complete Unknown James Mangold’s A Complete Unknown (2024) chronicles the early career of Bob Dylan, culminating in his controversial electric performance at the 1965 Newport Folk Festival. Timothée Chalamet delivers a mesmerizing performance as Dylan, performing all the music live. The ensemble cast includes Edward Norton as Pete Seeger, Elle Fanning as Dylan’s girlfriend, and Monica Barbaro as Joan Baez. This film is a must-watch for Dylan fans and music lovers alike. Classic Revisit: I’m Not There I’m Not There (2007) remains a unique and experimental biopic about Bob Dylan. Directed by Todd Haynes, the film features six different actors—including Cate Blanchett, Christian Bale, and Heath Ledger—portraying various facets of Dylan’s enigmatic persona. Its kaleidoscopic storytelling and creative structure offer an unparalleled cinematic experience. Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff’s art at Jeff Lassiter Art and read Sean’s reviews at Sean at the Movies . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!…

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1995 - Houseguest 1:13:30

15 weeks ago1:13:30

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Houseguest Directed by Randall Miller Starring Sinbad and Phil Hartman Fast-talking con man Kevin Franklin (Sinbad) is in over his head: He owes $50,000 to the mob, and they want to collect. On the run, Franklin happens upon lawyer Gary Young (Phil Hartman) and his family, who are waiting for an old friend Young hasn't seen in 25 years. Taking the opportunity for another con -- and to save his neck -- Franklin convinces Young he's the old friend and becomes the family's houseguest. He has a great hideout from the mob, but the Mafia henchmen are still on his trail.…

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1994 - Nell 1:08:18

16 weeks ago1:08:18

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Nell Directed by Michael Apted Starring Jodie Foster and Liam Neeson Cut off from the modern world, Nell (Jodie Foster) is a wild child, who has lived her entire life with her mother in an isolated mountain cabin in North Carolina. When her mother dies, she is found by kindly Dr. Jerome Lovell (Liam Neeson), who is fascinated by Nell and the language she has developed. Lovell and the equally curious psychologist Dr. Paula Olsen (Natasha Richardson) eventually camp out near Nell's cabin, slowly introducing her to the larger world she's never known.…

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We Loved The Damned 1:03:07

16 weeks ago1:03:07

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Main Reviews: The Damned (2025) Psychological horror set in 19th-century Iceland. Directed by Thordur Palsson, starring Odessa Young as Eva, a widow managing a remote fishing station. The story explores a community’s moral conflict when a shipwreck forces them to choose between self-preservation and rescuing the stranded crew. Highlights: Atmospheric storytelling, isolation, and moral complexity. Praised for cinematography capturing the stark Icelandic landscape. Critical Reception: Positive reviews with a strong Rotten Tomatoes rating. Premiered at the 2024 Tribeca Film Festival. Don’t Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever (2025) Netflix documentary directed by Chris Smith. Focuses on tech entrepreneur Bryan Johnson and his $2 million/year anti-aging regimen, "Project Blueprint." Explores the ethical and scientific implications of life-extension efforts. Critical Reception: Mixed. IMDb rating of 6.4/10. Thought-provoking yet divisive. Lady Like (2024) Documentary by Luke Willis about drag performer Rex Wheeler (Lady Camden). Chronicles Wheeler’s journey from ballet dancer to internationally recognized drag artist. Themes: Self-discovery, resilience, and healing through performance art. Narrated by Nina West. Available on Apple TV. Classic Review: Inside (2007) [À l’intérieur] French horror-thriller by Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury. Plot: Pregnant Sarah (Alysson Paradis) is terrorized by a violent intruder (Béatrice Dalle) on Christmas Eve. Known for intense suspense and graphic violence, it’s a hallmark of French extreme horror. Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff's Art at Jeff Lassiter Art and read Sean's Reviews at Sean at the Movies . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!…

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1994 - Dumb & Dumber 59:20

16 weeks ago59:20

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I Hate Critics 1994 Dumb and Dumber Directed by The Farrelly Brothers Staring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels Imbecilic best friends Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) and Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) stumble across a suitcase full of money left behind in Harry's car by Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), who was on her way to the airport. The pair decide to go to Aspen, Colo., to return the money, unaware that it is connected to a kidnapping. As Harry and Lloyd -- who has fallen in love with Mary -- are pursued across the country by hired killers and police, they find both their friendship and their brains tested.…

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2024 Year In Review 1:55:33

17 weeks ago1:55:33