Book 15: No Mother, Yes Cry ft John Cullen

Animorphing Time

The Morphy Boys are joined by comedian, podcaster, curler, and all-around chill dude John Cullen. Nate is not great at introducing guests. Teens love Alannis Morisette. Is that how you spell that? I’m not going to look it up. John has never read Animorphs. Animorphs never interested him as a kid so we’re here to poison his brain with The Good Word of Kathy Apples. The Animorphs do some bad eco-terrorism. The fellas get into it on whether shit-talking birds would be good or bad for business (it would be good, actually). Marco has big Young Sheldon energy. John can’t make heads or tails of these bugaboo alien names. John watched too much Entourage. Marco is sad that his mom is friends with frogs and listens to Bob Marley to feel better. The Animorphs do an absolutely ridiculous plan to acquire a hammerhead shark and end up destroying The Gardens and killing innocent people—Oops All Berries! The Yeerks are doing a Deep Blue Sea and Marcos mom oversees it. The Morphy Boys surprise John with a gift. John is skeptical of the way the Animorphs do sneaking. No one wants to talk about the Dilbert guy.

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