#21 Festive Spending Spree Badly Written Boy podcast

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In Episode 32, we hear about the new job, pursuing the secretary, intense scanning, the eyes of desire, throwing pies at a hypnotist, stapling torn pants together, drunk and disorderly, sleeping in a corridor, and rocking a CD player.

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#31 Boom Boom 53:34

8 weeks ago53:34

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In Episode 31, we hear about big breaks, big bras, cool cars, boom boom, bad beats, banking fiascos, emerging talent in the world of literature, lesbians, gym daze, pool king, and premature consumption of advent calendar chocolate.

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#30 Lazy Freeloading Chauvinist w/ Michelle Pearce and Jarrod Hart 56:19

21 weeks ago56:19

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In Episode 30, we hear about attempts to become a lifeguard, and alternative careers in t-shirt design, a scriptwriting, film making, ebay trading, and receptionist. We also slag off blue collar workers, judge women, and discuss toasters.

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#29 Lifeguard 53:01

23 weeks ago53:01

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In Episode 29, we hear about aspirations to become a lifeguard, aspirations to move away again, an interview to become a landscape architect, retro game trading, a new cat, road navigation before GPS, and signing a contract with confidence.

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#28 Lads Trip to Turkey 51:18

26 weeks ago51:18

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In Episode 28, we hear about a lads trip to Turkey, wearing a skimpy towel in a spa, chasing women in the sea, scuba diving, and general hatred for a rotund store manager.

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#27 Inconvenience Store w/ Michelle Greet 47:25

30 weeks ago47:25

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In Episode 27, we are joined by my sister to hear about working in a convenience store, booking a holiday, getting fancy haircut, pursuing a colleague, holding up queues, jogging, and excessive consumption of Lucozade.

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#26 Patio Potato 1:03:05

34 weeks ago1:03:05

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In Episode 26, we hear about the prolonged laying of a patio, photo albums, a dead cat, a local shop for local people, illusions of grandeur, moments of clarity, alighting, delighting, and insulting pretty much everyone.

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#25 Two Roses 52:05

44 weeks ago52:05

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In Episode 25, we query the existence of eagles in Australia, ponder the thought of becoming a director on the back of a GCSE in Media Studies, wonder why the pool is closed when it is still hot, determine sensibilities of cryogenic sleep, and cry over two old roses. Maybe you will too.

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#24 Unlikely Reunion 1:01:55

46 weeks ago1:01:55

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In Episode 24, we hear about an unlikely reunion, being kicked out by a pensioner, what you should spend your last $4.42 on, cleaning a car for free, serving coffee for free, planting trees for free, and telemarketing for free.

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#23 Dumped 49:17

49 weeks ago49:17

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In Episode 23, we hear about a short lived career in telemarketing, an all too predictable dumping, lodging with pensioners, and more championship manager.

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#22 Trainwreck 1:06:36

51 weeks ago1:06:36

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In Episode 22, we hear about leaving home, a terrible email, a seizure, the follies of unemployment, poor money management, being a bad boyfriend, the big day out, and a restaurant opening.

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#21 Festive Spending Spree 1:00:34

1 year ago1:00:34

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In Episode 21 we hear about being 21 today, getting down and doing the bad thing, allegations of laziness, being laid off, not having the perseverance to be a samurai, crashing into a yacht with a kayak, and putting on a speedo show at the retirement village pool.

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#20 In Too Deep 58:52

1 year ago58:52

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In Episode 20 we hear about going in too deep, bludging, waitering, packing, how not to eat a mango, and antics on the Gold Coast.

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#19 Exhaustion w/ Matt Wilson 1:04:48

1 year ago1:04:48

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In Episode 19 we hear about reunions, exhaustion, intolerable cruelty, a tick, a cockaroach, old school scam emails, my first thai curry, my first cappuccino, and an ultrasound. A special guest episode with Matt Wilson.

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#18 Cherry Ripe 47:03

1 year ago47:03

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In Episode 18 we hear about cherry popping, breaking curtains, scam jobs, modelling, being skint, dodgy piss, disgusting fish, and Dunlop K26s.

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#17 Australia Bound 49:08

1 year ago49:08

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In Episode 17 we hear about a leaving do, a dead deer, destruction of a diary, pre-departure defecation, floppy disks, VHS entertainment, and me time.

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#16 Graduation w/ Jarrod Hart 57:25

1 year ago57:25

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In Episode 16 we hear about graduation, the porn virus, racializing a fashion label, lifestyles of the demented, film critiquing, and a cat scaling a fence. A special guest episode with Jarrod Hart.

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#15 Degree result w/ Sinead Lyons 44:50

1 year ago44:50

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In Episode 15, we hear about Mark’s degree results, candles, fairy lights, back pain, a tramp under a tree, another whimsical infatuation, and a cup of vomit. A special guest episode with Sinead Lyons.

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#14 TV Adaptation 36:51

1 year ago36:51

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In Episode 14, we hear what a tv adaptation of Badly Written Boy might entail, how Mark would fail at getting cast as himself, the final university course submissions, booking flights to Australia, man flu, more self-pity, a man vs wasp encounter, and the multiple roles of the humble couch.

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#12 Seizing the light 47:21

1 year ago47:21

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In Episode 12, we hear about seizing the light, studio masturbation, the topshop voyeur, nicely pressed shirts, quiche boy, polaroid cameras, headbutting, and waffle stomping.

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#13 University Course Finale 42:57

1 year ago42:57

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In Episode 13, we hear about the university course finale, strip poker, political stuff, spooky stuff, sticky videos, rejecting toxic masculinity, female friends, a hard day’s work, and quitting

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#11 Flirtatious dancing 37:01

1 year ago37:01

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In Episode 11, we hear about nipplegate, drunken admissions, an actual idiot’s guide to blagging essays, the landscape ball, flirtatious dancing, unrequited love, apprehending shoplifters, and kebabs.

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#10 Indie Boy 36:26

2 years ago36:26

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In Episode 10, we hear about virgins, driving tests, manovers, paternosters, indie boy and his brown corduroys, trivial pursuit and dithering heights.

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#9 Cold call dating 40:11

2 years ago40:11

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In Episode 9, we hear about Math, Bonbon, Mr Pie, Dunlop K26’s, Cold Call Dating, and Faking Aids.

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#8 Irritating kids on long haul flights 27:51

2 years ago27:51

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In Episode 8, we hear about the Heaven’s Gate Cult, Comet Hale–Bopp, the spoken english of Swedes, a poem about caravans, irritating kids on long haul flights, and a bad date.

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#7 TV before streaming 23:27

2 years ago23:27

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In Episode 7, we talk French, TV before streaming, bus wankers, nonce teachers, and x-factor.

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#6 Welsh holiday 37:16

2 years ago37:16

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In Episode 6, we hear about the old testament, welsh brothels, a class full of pigs, amazing speeds and a badly sung boy.

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#5 First Date 29:07

2 years ago29:07

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In Episode 5, we discuss wearing trainers for school, first dates, holding hands, getting off with people, and terrible Yorkshire accents. Its absolute filth to be honest.

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#4 Chicoozis 44:43

2 years ago44:43

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In Episode 4, we discuss mucus, indecisive German girls, cheapskate dads, chicoozis, and a guy from Mumbai who is kept locked in a cupboard.

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#3 The art of perswassion 36:55

2 years ago36:55