Campaign Platform of Yelling at Other People’s Kids

Can You Hear Me?

The full crew is back for this week's episode where Ty makes a list, we lay out our campaign platform for our 2020 presidential run and Ty yells at other people's kids. After having been AWOL for three episodes, Ty graces us with his presence and is sporting quite the salt and pepper beard. During his self-determined sabbatical, he was busy making a list of things he wanted to talk about.

But first we tackle a listener email from Valley Butcher. He wanted to know what our campaign platform would be. Gustav does his best to answer honestly, but Ty and Heavy just tie it back to one of Ty's list topics, which was yelling at other people's kids. Ty recalls two recent instances of him going all old man on some wayward youths. Then Heavy recounts his recent intervention against a Yankee yelling at a girl at a volleyball game.

Then Gustav continues his campaign against Professor Brad's assertions that "buildings have gravity which makes people jumping off of them pull toward the buildings" and "all the blood is in his stomach." After Brad's recent use of his bully pulpit at the "Below the Belt" podcast, Gustav couldn't let the issue lie without having a formal public refutation.

We would like our loyal upstanding listeners to weigh in on a hot topic of listener emails. Heavy wonders whether we should just blow through the emails quickly. Gustav maintains that you the good listeners are kind enough to email us and we should provide thoughtful feedback for your excellent correspondence. Email us at [e-mail] and let us know if you want your carefully crafted emails read quickly and thrown in the trash or if you want us to continue to converse with you like real friends who value your thoughts and opinions, no matter what Heavy says.

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