We watched 1961's West Side Story and now we definitely want to be hipster crooks.

We watched 1953's From Here To Eternity and now we want to bugle like we have never bugled before.

We watched 1961's Breakfast At Tiffany's and now we feel compelled to protect tiny, skinny women from being crushed by guitars.

We watched 1962's To Kill A Mockingbird with Christian Nielsen from The Pop Culture Retrofit Podcast and now we are just going to creepily hide behind your bedroom door.

Andrew and Michael are joined by pal Mark Dury as they try to recast Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

We watched 1969's The Wild Bunch and now we promise no horses were harmed during the making of this podcast.

We watched 1933's Duck Soup with guest Erik Martin from the Cineverse Group and now we want to know exactly which one is Zeppo?

We watched 1959's Imitation Of Life and now we want to start the John Gavin fan club.

We watched 1951's Scrooge with guest Jeff Somogyi from the Down The Rabbit Hole Podcast and now we want Ebenezer to stop laughing like the Joker and hey where are the Muppets already?

We watched 1960's The Apartment and now we want Fred MacMurray to play Captain Marvel.

We watched 1968's Night Of The Living Dead and now we want to do carpentry with BarBRA!

Andrew and Michael are joined by Carlin Trammel from the Nerd Lunch Podcast as they try to recast Top Gun.

We watched 1982's Tootsie and now we demand that every movie has a theme song with the title of the movie in it dammit!

We watched 1958's Touch Of Evil and now we want to VARGAS, VARGAS, VARGAS!

We watched 1960's Spartacus and now we wonder if we can use the trident without the net.

We watched 1955's Rebel Without A Cause and now we definitely don't want to have a Jim Stark level first day of school.

We watched 1966's The Good, The Bad And The Ugly and now we don't want to work at a gun shop.

We watched 1957's 12 Angry Men with guest (and lawyer) Evan Hanson from the Real World Consequences blog and now we want to wipe our brows with a hanky.

We watched 1959's Ben Hur and now we would like to order the Chicken Marsala please.

We watched 1971's The Last Picture Show and now we regret not naming our children Cloris.

We watched 1942's Yankee Doodle Dandy and now we want to tap dance down the White House steps.

We watched 1942's Holiday Inn with Jeff Somogyi from the Your Weird Podcast and now we just want to....*insert racism here*

We watched 1956's The Searchers with Steven from the HOM Podcast and now that'll be the day.

We watched 1931's Frankenstein and now all we want to do is AUNGHHHHHHHHH!

Andrew and Michael are joined by Shawn Robare from Brandedinthe80s.com as they try to recast Ghostbusters.

We watched 1938's The Adventures of Robin Hood and now all we want to do is laugh and laugh and laugh.

We watched 1959's Some Like It Hot and now all we want to say is ZOWEEE!!

We watched 1949's The Third Man and now we want to tap dance on top of a ferris wheel.

We watched 1971's The French Connection and now we want to dip a piece of french baguette in some blood.

We watched 1967's The Graduate and now we are probably not going to Scarborough Fair.

We watched 1940's The Philadelphia Story with writer/author Kliph Nesteroff and now we want to recast Michael Winslow in every single film.

We watched 1968's Oliver! and now we refuse to hide in a barrel of cabbage.

We watched 1973's The Sting and now we want to go running with Robert Redford.

Andrew and Michael are joined by comedian Debra DiGiovanni as they try to recast Young Frankenstein.

We watched 1950's All About Eve and now we are excited to use the word ingenue.

We watched 1946's It's A Wonderful Life and now we just want to dance the charleston with Jimmy Stewart.

We watched 1974's Chinatown with guest Dave Becker from dvdinfatuation.com and now we want to wear nose bandages.

We watched 1959's House On Haunted Hill with author Joe Jordan and now we want to exit every room via skateboard.

Andrew and Michael are joined by Alex Robinson from The Star Wars Minute Podcast as they try to recast the original Star Wars.

We watched 1980's Raging Bull and now we want to cast Joseph FassRenner in every movie.

Andrew and Michael are joined by guest Christian Nielsen from The Atomic Geeks Podcast as they try to recast the movie Blade Runner.

We watched 1948's The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre with guests Carrie Specht from Classicfilmfan.com and Paxton Holley from The Cult Film Club Podcast and now we all want to do a prospectin' jig.

We watched 1967's Bonnie and Clyde and now we want to make a mad getaway set to banjo music.

We watched 1963's It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and now we also are annoyed by Ethel Merman

We watched 1968's Once Upon A Time In The West and now we never want to hear a harmonica again.

We watched 1934's The Thin Man and now we should have a drink or ten.

We watched Psycho and now we are dead.

We watched Brief Encounter and now we want to be train conductors when we grow up.

We watched Gone With The Wind and now we feel terrible for laughing at Bonnie.

We watched Miracle on 34th street and now we believe!