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1 Close Encounters with UFO Hot Spots: Area 51, Roswell, and the Great ET Road Trip 39:50
Ladies, Your New Eyeliner Inspo Is… JD Vance?
Manage episode 443433289 series 3502977
We can’t all have giant blue orbs that shine in the moonlight or whatever.
This week:
- Melania Trump finally explains the “I really don’t care” jacket, and it is not especially satisfying
- Hashtag where’s Meghan is NOT gonna land
- Literally a makeup tutorial to steal JD Vance’s look
Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3
And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
112 episodes
Manage episode 443433289 series 3502977
We can’t all have giant blue orbs that shine in the moonlight or whatever.
This week:
- Melania Trump finally explains the “I really don’t care” jacket, and it is not especially satisfying
- Hashtag where’s Meghan is NOT gonna land
- Literally a makeup tutorial to steal JD Vance’s look
Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3
And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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1 Meghan Markle’s Cringe Pregnancy Dance Means She’s Evil :( 44:04

1 Hugh Jackman Didn’t Sleep With Me Personally. GAY! 44:42

1 Blair Witch Actress Does Something REALLY Scary: Marking Property Lines 40:20

1 The Pope Hasn’t Apologized To Donald Trump Yet :( 43:25

1 Reopening Alcatraz: A Serious And Completely Reasonable/Normal Proposal 41:42

1 Meghan McCain Victimized By The White Lotus 40:55

1 YUM: Jackie Kennedy’s Daily Endangered Caviar Potato 40:11

1 Meghan Markle’s Netflix Show: Harmless Eye Candy Or Heathenous Soul Killer? 49:05

1 Elon Musk, An Adult Man, Got Baby Trapped :( 48:26

1 Cynthia Erivo Doing Jesus Christ Superstar is Blasphemy, Actually 40:33

1 Kendrick Lamar’s Halftime Show Sucked, And We Won’t Explain Why 46:38

1 Bianca Censori Is A Victim. Here’s Her Boobs! 42:06

1 Democrats Lose Because Their Women Are Frumpy :( 43:13

1 Lauren Sanchez Can And Should Have Her Boobs Out, You Uggo! 44:45

1 1980s Sitcom Actress Demands LA Fire Aid from Anyone But Meghan Markle 44:40

1 Holiday Special: Tabloids, Diet Culture, and Anti-Fatness 56:47

1 Holiday Special: The Women’s History of The Tabloids 43:36


1 Shame On Everyone Sexualizing That Sexy, Sexy Assassin 48:38

1 How Dare You Sexualize Blue Ivy, A Child, Without Considering Jay-Z First? 43:05

1 Meghan Markle Worships At The Altar Of Ellen DeGeneres, Maybe? 49:39

1 Poor Diddy Had To Eat A Full Thanksgiving Meal In Jail :( 35:40

1 SNAPPED: Amazing Fashion Moments While People Grieve At Liam Payne’s Funeral 38:04

1 For Just $250K You Can Help Feed Rudy Giuliani 37:49

1 Hot Nostradamus Says Democracy Is About To Get Weird 37:21


1 A Very Brady Storming of the US Capitol (feat. Margo Donohue) 34:10

1 In Light Of Liam Payne’s Untimely, Tragic Death… Look At How Fancy The Hotel Was! 35:51

1 King Charles: Eater Of Avocados, Fearer Of Cling Wrap 42:31

1 Ladies, Your New Eyeliner Inspo Is… JD Vance? 40:34

1 RFK Jr. Is Being Chased By Porn, A Thing That Happens 41:56

1 Thing Sean Combs Did That Sounds A Lot Like A Crime Is Actually A Lifestyle 38:40

1 A Candid, Completely NOT Staged William And Kate Moment 44:17

1 Oasis Is Reuniting. Is Meghan Markle To Blame? 36:45

1 Is Kamala Harris Making Up The McDonald’s Thing? (Probably Not) 41:34

1 The Obamas Made It Personal, Not The Birtherism Guy 50:24

1 Everyone HATES Working For Meghan And Harry (But The Palace Is Perfect) 51:41


1 Meghan Markle Is Jealous Of (checks notes) Kamala Harris 47:03

1 A Kamala Harris Character Assassination Bonanza For The Ages 44:56

1 King Charles IRATE That Other People Will Not HELP HIS WIFE 41:15

1 Michelle Obama Needs To Step Up (She Does Not) 43:44


1 The TRUTH Behind Taylor Swift Meeting The Royals: They All Hate Meghan 42:52

1 Justin Timberlake WILL Be Speaking About This (not rn though) 43:49

1 An Intimate Look At The Back Of Prince William’s iPhone 42:23

1 FOCUS UP: Melania Trump’s Purse Is So Fancy! 45:30

1 OH GOD PLEASE NO: Is KateGate Happening Again? 40:39

1 OMG SWOON: Prince William Is The Third Sexiest British Man 42:24

1 Would You Still Love Us If We Were RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm 40:58

1 Barron Trump Is Tall, Presidential, Did We Mention Tall 46:55

1 Meghan And Harry Commit Yet Another Crime: Acknowledging The African Continent 39:47

1 Taylor Swift, Who Could Kill Us All With Her Bare Hands, HiTs ThE bOtTLe 50:36

1 Meghan Markle Commits The Ultimate Atrocity: Making Jam 45:45

1 DEVASTATING: Netflix Made Prince Andrew, A Sweet Angel Boy, Look Bad 46:55

1 SCANDAL: JoJo Siwa Spotted With Monster PEEN 42:14

1 #KateGate: People Still Be Saying Stuff (Derogatory) 47:04

1 KateGate 2024: What We Know, But Mostly Don't 54:13

1 Prince Andrew, A Good And Normal Guy, Gets A Comeback 42:27

1 A Cosmetic Surgery Bonanza Extraordinaire (feat. Dr. Jonathan Zelken) 40:38

1 Noted Paleolithic Artifact Joe Biden Is Actually His Wife’s Fault 41:59

1 King Charles’ Medical History (Horses’ Version) 42:36

1 Elizabeth Moss Doesn’t Have A Public Dating History To Shame, But That Won’t Stop Us 41:54

1 Jeremy Allen White Is Succeeding. Let’s Make Him Look Like A Bad Dude! 41:05

1 TRAGIC: Queen Elizabeth Spent Her Final Days Jealous Of A Toddler 42:40

1 Ivanka Trump Is A Nepo Baby And That’s The Problem, Actually 36:57

1 Charles And Camilla Are So In Lo— Look Over There! 38:48

1 Hugh Jackman Posted A Beautiful, Totally Normal Gingerbread House And We Are In Shambles 37:06

1 MEN: The Victim of Sydney Sweeney’s Imaginary Breast Reduction 41:18

1 We Love And Respect Taylor Swift. Here’s The Inside Of Her Garage 36:35

1 Meghan Markle Wears Leggings. Kate Wears A Gown. ENEMIES?? (feat. James Barr) 38:40

1 Meghan And Harry Have A Puppet, But Not The Fun Kind 35:09

1 Noted Bad Boy Joe Biden Shakes A Hand And Doesn’t Take Notes During A Meeting 39:00

1 If We Pretend Ivanka Trump Looks Like Barbie We Can Ignore The Other Stuff 35:06

1 Prince Harry Is SNUBBING His Dad’s Birthday (Because He Wasn’t Invited) 35:45

1 Matthew Perry Passed Away, So Let’s See If We Can Make Him A Pervert 39:12

1 Meghan Markle Could Have Ended Racism By Not Dating Harry… Apparently 36:50

1 Won’t Somebody Please Think Of Justin Timberlake, The Real Victim Here? 38:47

1 Sophie Turner Does Her Job, Is A Harlot (feat. Kate Casey) 38:54

1 Dianne Feinstein’s Seat Could’ve Been Meghan Markle’s (Except It Wasn’t) 34:59

1 Taylor Swift Surpasses Degenerative Brain Disease As Thing Most Likely To Hurt Football Players (?) 36:57

1 BREAKING: People Who Are Wrong Say Simone Biles Is Old And Not Very Good (feat. Margo Donohue) 36:59

1 Prince William Is More Popular In The U.S. Than Vladimir Putin (Swoon!) 36:14

1 Leonardo DiCaprio Finds His Forever 25-Year-Old 35:52

1 If You’re Not Personally Installing Deadbolts In Hotel Doors, What Are You Even Doing? (feat. Chris DeRosa) 37:01

1 Prince Harry Being A Terrible Person (?) Humanizes His Father (?) 36:05

1 REVEALED: The Mysterious, Completely Unidentifiable Reason Straight Women Don’t Have Good Sex 38:12

1 Queen Camilla Has Interests Because Of Generational Trauma, Not Because She’s A Person 35:48

1 Damson Idris Allegedly Becoming James Bond And/Or Related To Idris Elba 33:00

1 The U.K. Is The Greatest Nation On Earth Because Americans Go There Sometimes (feat. Greta Johnsen) 36:30

1 Jennifer Lopez Was Locked Out Of Her Gym (Until Someone Opened the Door) 34:41

1 Is Prince William The Sexiest Man Alive, Or Do We Just Not Have Eyes Anymore? 37:05

1 SHOCKING: After 30 Years, Kevin Costner’s Ex-Wife Has Moved On 34:55

1 BREAKING: Tom Cruise, 60, Looks Older Than He Used To 34:10

1 It’s Time To List Things Meghan Markle Is Doing Wrong (Again) 37:18

1 New York’s Pollution “Toxic,” Could Also Make You Look Ugly :( 35:05

1 Meghan Markle BETRAYED This 83-Year-Old Dude In Pasadena (?) 32:51

1 Every Taylor Swift Fan Is Wearing a Diaper, Probably 33:45

1 In Memoriam: Let’s List All the Times Tina Turner Suffered! 35:00

1 BREAKING: Men Are the Real Victims of Slut Shaming, Actually 35:16

1 Signs You Should END Your Relationship: They Don’t Like You 34:57

1 The Photos Meghan Markle NEVER Wants You To See 34:43

1 Can’t Sleep, Having Rachel McAdams Armpit Hair Nightmares 31:57
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