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Minute 037: I Promise I Won’t Hurt You
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THIS WEEK’S HOSTS:
Jeff Ferry & Chris Derkotch
of The ‘Burbs Minute
McClane hides behind a stack of drywall, his weapon drawn.
Tony looks at a stack of drywall in the middle of the room. “The fire–” he begins, “has been called off, my friend.” He pauses, and studies the stack of drywall sheets. “No one is coming to help you,” he adds, “You might as well come out and join the others.”
He slaps the bolt of his rifle into position. “I promise I won’t hurt you,” says Tony, before firing a burst as he crosses behind the drywall. McClane is nowhere to be found, though.
In the distance, Tony hears a radial arm saw start up. He heads toward the noise. As he arrives at the saw, which is now unpowered and slowing to a stop, Tony suddenly feels a pistol at his neck.
“Drop it, dickhead,” says McClane. “It’s the police.”
“You won’t hurt me,” replies Tony.
“Oh yeah?” asks McClane. “Why not?”
“Because you’re a policeman,” replies Tony.
IN THIS MINUTE:
Tony: Andreas Wisniewski
John McClane: Bruce Willis
130 episodes
Archived series ("Inactive feed" status)
When? This feed was archived on February 13, 2023 17:28 (). Last successful fetch was on August 01, 2022 18:48 ()
Why? Inactive feed status. Our servers were unable to retrieve a valid podcast feed for a sustained period.
What now? You might be able to find a more up-to-date version using the search function. This series will no longer be checked for updates. If you believe this to be in error, please check if the publisher's feed link below is valid and contact support to request the feed be restored or if you have any other concerns about this.
Manage episode 192143084 series 1743751
THIS WEEK’S HOSTS:
Jeff Ferry & Chris Derkotch
of The ‘Burbs Minute
McClane hides behind a stack of drywall, his weapon drawn.
Tony looks at a stack of drywall in the middle of the room. “The fire–” he begins, “has been called off, my friend.” He pauses, and studies the stack of drywall sheets. “No one is coming to help you,” he adds, “You might as well come out and join the others.”
He slaps the bolt of his rifle into position. “I promise I won’t hurt you,” says Tony, before firing a burst as he crosses behind the drywall. McClane is nowhere to be found, though.
In the distance, Tony hears a radial arm saw start up. He heads toward the noise. As he arrives at the saw, which is now unpowered and slowing to a stop, Tony suddenly feels a pistol at his neck.
“Drop it, dickhead,” says McClane. “It’s the police.”
“You won’t hurt me,” replies Tony.
“Oh yeah?” asks McClane. “Why not?”
“Because you’re a policeman,” replies Tony.
IN THIS MINUTE:
Tony: Andreas Wisniewski
John McClane: Bruce Willis
130 episodes
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