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This week is a sad week for old Flapjack as he gets his car broken into and his favorite thing gets stolen… His 1st generation ipod probably not worth shit. But to him it has ungodly amounts of music that he claims will never be recovered. A collection that took him over a decade to build. They also took his apron with nice pens in it. Fuckers..
This weeks Feels actually covers thieves and how everyone feels about those who steal. Of course everyone is against it. Unless it comes down to stealing from major corporations like Wal-Mart. If that’s the case then Flapjack and Blackwidow are okay with it. Kowboy claims stealing is stealing and you shouldn’t do it anyways since in the long run someone actually owns the company.
Flapjack and Blackwidow say fuck them they are worth a lot of money anyways.
Kowboy then wants to know what kind of punishment should be inured if one steals from a giant company. Blackwidow says a picture of shame should be hung up for everyone to see. Flapjack says you should just pay for the item with no further punishment. Kowboy disagrees, and then tarring and feathering comes up. So the crew all agrees on this good old fashion type of punishment.
What they don’t realize is you’ll be severely burned my the hot tar required to make the feathers stick.
Now when it comes down to stealing from an average Joe the crew has a different outlook. Flapjack and Blackwidow want’s the hand to be immediately cut off. Kowboy believes it should be more like baseball where you get 3 strikes then you lose the hand.
His reasoning is because when you’re young you do stupid shit, after 3 strikes you’re an idiot.
Fucking a pig to save a Princess
If you haven’t seen Black Mirror then you haven’t had a proper mind fuck yet. This show is completely insane as its set in the future by 10 years or so. No two shows relate and it’s almost like a modern day twilight zone. There’s never a happy ending either.
So there’s this episode where a prime minister of England has to fuck a pig on national television in front of 1.3 billion people. The reasoning behind this is he has to do it to save the princess from being killed.
Of course being the sick fucked up twisted show this is the entire crew would need to name their price for banging a pig on T.V. Of course everyone needs a large sum of money which makes sense.
However Kowboy comes in asking more questions as he’s never seen this episode. He want’s to know if everyone watching this knows about the princess situation… According to Flapjack they do know. They know you’ll be doing a noble act.
Kowboy comes in at an amazing $10,000! His reasoning is he’s saving a life, and this will be a prime time to promote the podcast.
Be sure to listen to the entire episode for some good laughs and more fucked up scenarios.
-Cheers, Einstein
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