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Socker Boppers were a popular toy back in the 90s which consisted of giant beach ball like things you shoved your fists in. They were the kid friendly version of boxing gloves, so you could rail your cousin repeatedly in the head, without causing pain. What’s crazy is you can still buy these things.
What’s even crazier is fighting off 20 rabies infected turkeys in the octagon with a pair of socker boppers on your fists while the turkey’s have razor blades attached to their feet. Problem is birds can’t get rabies according to Blackwidow which is true. But the 2 idiots Kowboy and Flapjack want to believe they can.
Flapjack claims this will be an easy challenge since he’s lived with turkeys and they are stupid animals. He says they would nose dive off their coup into the ground, and when it rained they would hold their heads up in the air with mouths open and drown themselves.
Kowboy claims this is a load of shit otherwise they would have never made it this far in life and probably been extinct many centuries ago. However Flapjack being exceptionally drunk this show disagrees that a pack of flightless birds will win in a fight.
According to the internet Turkeys can run up to 25 mph and fly for a mile at 55 mph…..
Kowboy is the only scared one in this challenge as he thinks 20 very upset rabid turkeys will be worse to fight than one silver back gorilla.
The homeless woman
who thinks Kowboy is her son. Yes this homeless lady that always sits in a corner watching Kowboy sip on his favorite beverage at a local coffee shop confronted him one day asking what his name is. She told him she thought he was her son and had to ask since he looks like him. Then she asks if he wanted his dick sucked for ten bucks.
Kowboy claims he didn’t take this offer on air but that seems doubtful. He did mention she sort of looked like that host from “Tails from the Crypt”, and if she had no teeth he would definitely consider a gummer hummer, which Flapjack agrees would feel good.
Listen folks. Don’t ever let a homeless person blow you. That’s a sure way to catch some sort of unheard exotic disease and then your dick will fall off.
Why are men afraid of their own cum?
This is a question Blackwidow asks the guys. Apparently she’s notice a trend of men afraid of their own cum in her sexual encounters. However the tables turn quickly as Kowboy says he’s not and has eaten his own cum on several occasions. Flapjack at this point is completely flabbergasted and doesn’t believe him.
According to the internet 70 percent of men have tried their own knuckle babies at least once.. So Flapjack seems to be the minority in this debate. Blackwidow’s question doesn’t seem to get answered either as both her male co-hosts are sick fucks who aren’t afraid of bodily fluids.
Take a listen to the show for more craziness and absurd statements that come out of these idiots mouths.
-Cheers, Einstein
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