E067 - Bathtime Battery, McDonald's Magic Mike, Turtle Trampler, and Floaty F--ker

Florida Men

In Episode 67 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man wants his roommate to be stinky, Florida Man tries to cash in on this whole "tiny house" craze, Florida Man shows some McDonald's customers his McNuggets, and we get additional details straight from a Florida Man who's not going to be seeing his girlfriend any time soon.
This Episode's Florida Men and Women:
• Tyler Sweeney
• Katie Lee Pitchford
• Kerville Holness
• Antoine Rutherford
• Byron Christianoudis
• Shonta Bolds
• John F. Morgan
• Yaqun Lo
• Christopher William Monnin
News Sources:
Florida Man Whose Girlfriend Squeezed His Privates Until They Bled Says He Still Loves Her
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7138643/Florida-man-tells-girlfriend-squeezed-testicles-bled.html
Florida Man Thought He Bought A Villa, Actually Paid Thousands For 100-by-1 Foot Strip Of Land
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-ne-tax-auction-leaves-buyer-hurting-20190615-d573l2aw7nbk7hgf4y2d36qcoy-story.html
Florida Man Attacked Landlord For Accusing Him Of Taking Too Many Showers
https://thehollywoodunlocked.com/florida-man-attacked-landlord-for-accusing-him-of-taking-too-many-showers/
Florida Woman Charged With Assault After Admitting To Throwing Coconut At Man Outside Strip Club
http://www.fox35orlando.com/unusual/florida-woman-charged-with-assault-after-admitting-to-throwing-coconut-at-man-outside-strip-club-po
Florida Man Dances Naked at McDonald's. Customers Weren't Loving It
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article231419428.html
Woman Arrested For Disturbing Sea Turtle Nest On Miami Beach
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-beach/woman-arrested-for-disturbing-sea-turtle-nest-on-miami-beach
Florida Man Accused Of Stealing Pool Floats Says He Did It For Sexual Gratification
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-accused-stealing-pool-floats-says-he-did-it-sexual-gratification-instead-raping-1444205
Patreon Exclusive Story: Woman Loses Job When Her Phone Number Is Listed As Amazon Distribution Center Online
http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/woman-loses-job-when-her-phone-number-is-listed-as-amazon-distribution-center-online
We will be at the True Crime Podcast Festival July 13, 2019
Marriott Magnificent Mile, Downtown Chicago, IL, USA
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