S02 E18 | The Mikel Ar-Vet-a, Garden Furniture Gauntlet & SAS: The Wedding

Footballland

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Welcome earholders, and general listeners to another week of theme park planning!

We're one step closer to building Footballland, and we thank you for your support as we near the final stages. Mark, Anthony and Ryan are delighted to bring you THREE new attractions!

The Mikel Ar-vet-a

Yeah, you read that right - Mikel Ar-Vet-a. The world's first Mikel Arteta themed veterinary surgery. There are so many maimed animals at Footballland that it was deemed necessary.

Garden Furniture Gauntlet

Ryan wants to recreate the magic of a stadium full of fans in South America chasing the referee with his Garden Furniture Gauntlet. What begins with the chucking of a few plastic chairs quickly escalates into a new municipal tip for Doha.

SAS - The Wedding

Mark proposes that we take Shearer And Sutton's strike partnership at Blackburn, set it during one of the SAS's most daring missions, and make the whole thing into a themed wedding. Are Disneyland doing weddings based on famous siege situations? No. And that's why Footballland is taking over. We know what our punters want.

And as ever, send us your ideas for rides - we'll feature every single one.

Love,

Anthony, Mark and Ryan x

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