S01 E30 | The Chelsea Manager Merry Go Round | Footballland

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Ever wanted to ride a Chelsea manager while slapping their silicone bottom to make them go faster? Here at Footballland we're delighted to give you that opportunity. During the Qatar 2022 World Cup you'll be able to ride not only Jose Mourinho, Claudio Ranieri and Avram Grant around the place like humanoid horses, but every Chelsea boss during the Abramovich era! Thank you to our patron Matt Whitworth for making it happen!

PLUS we're proud to unveil two further rides this week:

Parachute Payments

Recreate the fun of Premier League relegation by leaping off a tower 100 metres in the air on to a set of gradually diminishing trampolines! Impending administration has never been so exciting!

Is This A Goal?

Mark proposes a feature of the park called 'Is this a goal?', which is very difficult to describe in fewer than 200 words. Is this a goal? Is this a goal? Is this a goal? Is this a goal? Is this a goal? Is this a goal?

And remember, keep sending us your ideas for rides. We'll feature every single one!

All the best,

Anthony, Ryan and Mark x

Footballland Explained:

Anthony Richardson has accidentally been given $1 billion dollars by Qatar to build a football-themed theme park in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. He and Mark Davison (Chief Ride Engineer) are in a race against the clock to design and commission the most exciting football theme park rides in the history of amusements.

Anthony Richardson, CEO of Footballland

Mark Davison, Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer

Ryan Baxter, Intern.

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