Drinking the Very 'Breast' Milk and Just the Tip - Episode 37 (ft. a special guest)

Functional Idiots Podcast

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In this episode of the Functional Idiots podcast, the hosts discuss various topics including their recent experiences, the presidential debate, the annoyance of high-efficiency appliances, the absurdity of sunroofs, keyboard warriors on social media, and the Stanley Cup finals. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss the recent performance of the Florida Panthers in the Stanley Cup Finals and the exhaustion of Connor McDavid. They also talk about a lawsuit against the NFL regarding the Sunday Ticket subscription service. The conversation then shifts to the annoyance of a viral video featuring a southern accent and the pricing of streaming services like YouTube Premium. They also mention creative edits of the viral video and share some humorous moments. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss a Reddit post about a newly married man whose wife chose to take care of her sister and newborn baby instead of going on their honeymoon. They debate whether the man was in the wrong for going on the honeymoon alone. They also play a game of trivia, with Jordan winning by a score of 4-3. The bangers of the week are 'Reason to Fight' by Disturbed, 'Symptoms of Being Human' by Shinedown, and 'Rain' by Sleep Token. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various random and humorous topics, including drinking breast milk, the controversy surrounding Dr. Disrespect, and the taste of cow milk and breast milk. They also engage in trucker thoughts, sharing funny and absurd questions and statements. In this part of the conversation, the hosts engage in humorous banter and discuss various random topics, including relationships, porn star birthdays, and controversial scenarios. They touch on subjects like racism, hooking up with a homeless person, and dating someone who has been intimate with a sibling. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with jokes and laughter. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss hypothetical scenarios and engage in humorous banter. They talk about WWE-style fights on Jerry Springer, living in the Super Mario world, time travel vs. space travel, asking for a hall pass in a relationship, and the dumbest criminals of the week. The hosts share their functional idiots of the week, including individuals who ran from the police, underwent leg-stretching surgeries, and engaged in domestic violence. The episode ends with a reminder to follow the podcast on social media and watch their videos on YouTube.

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

2. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

All sound effects are used under free use copyright

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