Inappropriate Song Lyrics and Stupidler's List - Episode 38

Functional Idiots Podcast

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In this episode of the Functional Eats Podcast, Dillon and Colton discuss various topics related to Independence Day, including fireworks, food, and travel. They share interesting statistics and facts about the holiday, such as the amount of money spent on food and alcohol, the number of fireworks displays, and the increase in car accidents. They also touch on the importance of wearing seat belts and the consequences of driving under the influence. Overall, the conversation provides a humorous and informative look at the traditions and celebrations of Independence Day. Dillon and Colton discuss their experiences driving late at night and the dangers of exhaustion and drunk driving. They also share funny stories about their dogs and their love for alcoholic beverages. Colton talks about installing a new dishwasher and the challenges he faced. The conversation discusses the concept of presidential immunity and the recent Supreme Court case on the matter. It explores the idea that the president has immunity on certain things, but the specifics are not clearly defined. The conversation also touches on the misconception that presidential immunity allows the president to commit crimes without consequences, which is not the case. The Supreme Court ruled in a 6-3 decision that the president does have immunity on certain matters, but the lower courts need to determine the specifics. The conversation emphasizes the importance of not being an asshole to service people and maintaining a decent home when calling for service. It also briefly touches on the power of presidential pardons and the ethical considerations surrounding them. In this part of the conversation, Dillon and Colton discuss various aspects of American society and culture. They touch on topics such as the power dynamics between branches of government, the upcoming presidential election, and the most American things ever. They share their opinions on football, hot dogs, tipping, pickup trucks, McDonald's, and more. The conversation highlights both humorous and serious aspects of American life. In this final part of the conversation, Colton and Dillon discuss the most American things ever and share some hilarious and outrageous examples. They also talk about their functional idiots of the week, including a Florida man who left a joint within reach of his 15-month-old daughter and a surgeon who sent his wife a song with inappropriate lyrics for their 14th wedding anniversary. They wrap up the episode by mentioning their social media channels and Patreon.

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

2. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

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