Why Your Advertising Never Makes You Any Money

Get Clients Now

Hey everybody …Ken Newhouse here and I want to welcome you to the Get Clients Now Podcast …and the topic of today’s episode is: “Why Your Advertising Never Makes You Money …And How The “Forehead Slap Test” … Can Instantly Transform It Into A Profit-Generating Asset!”

Specifically ...you'll discover:

** Why 90% of today’s ad campaigns are a total waste of money …

** How media sales reps’ sleight of hand turns savvy business people into drooling morons …

** The four things every ad MUST accomplish to be successful …

** A great opportunity for business owners to run successful ads – in a place you’d never even THINK of looking …

** Much more!

Now if you’re like me …and if you’re like my most successful clients … you’ve been on your phone or computer listening to this podcast …and you’ve heard how this process works.

And you know that using these strategies can be a great way transform your advertising and marketing so you can make more sales.

Now, if you’re someone …who really can help people …and deliver good value to your marketplace … you might be wondering …how you can implement … the tactics and strategies I showed you today ...quickly and easily.

Obviously…Everybody Knows That advertising works. If you believe that …just look at how many successful business owners and professional services provides use advertising today! That’s why you’re smart to deploy it in your business.

So, the strategies I showed you today comprise about 10% of the exact system I’ve personally used to double …triple …and even quadruple …the effectiveness of ads I’ve run for my own companies …and for those of my clients.

And if you’d like me to help you …get similar results from your advertising and marketing …so you can get more clients and make more money …I’d be delighted.

In fact, … I'll guarantee (in writing) to improve your best ad’s (or marketing campaigns’) results … by at least “double”, in a split-run test. So, here’s how that works:

We’ll take your best-performing ad or campaign …and run a split-test against one I create for you. If the ad or campaign I create for you …doesn’t (at least) double your most profitable results from the test …you won't owe me a penny for any work I've done — creative or production.

In fact …I’ll even refund half your media expenses …to cover my half of the test. Now, If I do beat your best ad by at least double …you’ll simply pay me …an fee we’ll agree on … before we run the test. And, should the test results be impressive …and we both wish to pursue working together …this creative fee will be refunded to you.

In effect … I’m offering you a risk-free trial of my advertising pulling power. My work will cost you absolutely nothing — no creative, production or media costs—unless I can beat your best ad by at least double.

Are There Any Catches?

There are two:

1. You must be willing to let me create advertising I think will sell. Except for your legal and factual approval … I'll retain creative freedom. Naturally, if an ad isn't mine …if the copy has been rewritten … or the layout redesigned …I can't guarantee its success.

2. You must need better advertising. If I thought your present advertising was excellent, I would tell you. I don’t presume to be the only person …that can turn out extraordinary work … but if you're among the vast majority of advertisers …and your current ads aren’t returning a consistent ROI, I’m confident I can help you.

How Can I Guarantee Results?

I’m willing (and able) to guarantee results …because of my total approach to direct response copywriting. To be sure … few of the ideas in this approach … are original with me … but the unique combination of the strategies I use, seems to be. This makes for unusually powerful advertising. So, Here are the key points:

This Is NOT For Everybody. Here’s Who I CAN Help:

I’m VERY picky about who I’ll speak with and I’ve got a strict (but reasonable) set of criteria that needs to be met in order for us to proceed. Here it is:

1. You have to have a solid business already. This offer is for people who are up and running already and simply want to run a lot faster and a lot farther.

Oh, and I won’t work with beginners, get rich quick people, or “biz-opp” folks. No shenanigans.

2. You must have a good, solid product and a good reputation. Everything we do together will not only be bringing you more sales and profits, but we’ll be doing it in a way that creates MASSIVE goodwill in your market. And in order for us to do that, you need to have your act together. In other words, you need to be legit.

3. You MUST follow directions. (Don’t worry, I won’t ask you to do anything weird.) After all, if you don’t actually implement the stuff I give you, neither one of us will make money. That’s it! Those are all my requirements.

Here’s What I Want You To Do Next

If you meet the criteria above …and would like to talk to me personally …about getting you incredible results from your advertising or marketing campaign … then I’ll happily set aside some time for you.

So, with that said, know that the window of opportunity won’t be open long. If you feel like this is right for you, go to my website now at www.kennewhouse.com/application ... Take 1-2 minutes and fill out your application … and let’s talk.