My Time Going Shooty Shooty Pew Pew: A Queer Retrospective Guantanamo Baes podcast

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It's mostly a White Lotus season finale recap - we're pretty much disassociating from everything else rn!

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Working out with Celebrities 59:40

11 weeks ago59:40

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The Baes teach Cuba how to establish an Oligarchy and revel in the schadenfreude of Emilia Perez's disappointing Oscar campaign.

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Department of Baby Seal Clubbing 52:46

15 weeks ago52:46

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Boy, what a year it's been, huh? (Lemon, it's February). The Baes dissect the YOLO actions of the New American Empire, Julian talks about taking work calls from an eliptical, and Brian talks about a family whose wealth is tenuously held together by a series Taco Bell franchises.

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First Pump Since the Fires 51:57

18 weeks ago51:57

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I know no one cares about the LA fires anymore, but here's a little distillation of what it was like when we were in the middle of it. Obviously lots to talk about in the year and we're still only 3 weeks into January. We're not going anywhere, hope y'all aren't either.

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Merry Gris-Mas 1:01:20

23 weeks ago1:01:20

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Hope everyone's having a "Wicked" good December! The Baes talk Yacht Rock, their favorite Cuban dishes for the holidays, and Julian shares his top movies of 2024.

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Call My Momala: The Live(ish) Election Special 39:49

29 weeks ago39:49

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Strap in.

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The Menenbaez 56:07

30 weeks ago56:07

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It's the Menendez Brothers episode! The Baes dive into the re-opening of the infamous Beverly Hills murder case and Julian gets so mad at Brian at one point he literally storms out of the room. Boy, these Cubans have a real temper!

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Hvladimir Sleeps with the Fishes 48:40

36 weeks ago48:40

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The Baes investigate the mysterious death of Hvaldimir, the Norweigan Beluga whale accused of subterfuge. Julian also laments the lack of weathered looking Hollywood leading men and Brian uses his grad school education to ask for help.

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Fresh Alpine RBG Air: The Presidential Debate...Live! 1:42:29

37 weeks ago1:42:29

1:42:29

The Baes watched the Presidential debate so you don't have to! Or if you did watch it, that's cool too! Relive the highlights with us cause we got something to say about everything in this one.

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Let's Work It Out on the Remix 51:53

43 weeks ago51:53

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Brian and Julian address the BRAT of it all, the Kamalaissance, and Cuba's (lack of) athletes in this year's Olympics. Also, Julian shares poo poo stories from the pool and the boys get into a kerfuffle over Olympic surfing.

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Your Move, Iwo Jima Photo 52:18

44 weeks ago52:18

52:18

The Baes discuss the sudden breakup of Tenacious D, the rise of gay fascism, and why the RNC is considered Grindr's Super Bowl.

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Jet Ski Summer 56:42

46 weeks ago56:42

56:42

It's a jet ski big fake boob summer here at the Guantanmo Baes! Julian is officially a certified lifeguard, Brian has a new comedy show premiering, and Cuba receives a visitor who they claim was trained by an American-based militia. What will the gang get into next??

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Spy Games in Caribbean Waters 55:10

49 weeks ago55:10

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Was Robin Williams a joke thief? Are we ready for a Brat Pack revival? Will any of this even matter if the nukes end up flying with Russian warships loitering just off the Florida coast?

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My Time Going Shooty Shooty Pew Pew: A Queer Retrospective 49:32

51 weeks ago49:32

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Julian shoots guns in the country, security at Cannes get handsy with Kelly Rowland, and the Baes express their differing points of view when it comes to hanging out under bridges. The Pope throwing out gay slurs also emboldens Brian to try an Italian accent way too much in this one. Y'all, we watched the Garfield Movie after recording this and literally walked out of the theater. Please don't give them your money, it's so bad.…

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Don't F***ing Havana Syndrome Me, Dude 54:05

1 year ago54:05

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How many Peabodys does one have to curl to get a good workout? Would you try to steal a manual transmission car if you couldn't drive stick? Should people have better vocabulary when it comes to describing fashion?

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Two Hungry People in a Strange Land 51:22

1 year ago51:22

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It’s an episode of advents! Brian and Julian get into a Khruangbin pissing contest, the Baes lament the rise of "Mid TV," and we fangirl over the upcoming Sydney Sweeney/Ana de Armas collab.

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I Like Spectacles and I Like Drinking 57:24

1 year ago57:24

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The Baes dish the chisme on the past schemes and recent sentencing of Cuban spy cosplaying as American diplomat, Manuel Rocha. Also, Brian reaches out to the last person to ever cast OJ Simpson in a film and the palace kitties of Mexico receive a well deserved social safety net.

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Medianoches Along Sunset Blvd 46:45

1 year ago46:45

46:45

Brian and Julian dissect the Goya of it all behind LA's consortium of Cuban bakery royalty; Sylvester Stallone forgets that people aren't ugly, they're just poor; and after long, internal debate we decided that the pig stays in the picture.

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Caribbean Men with Impulse Issues 53:46

1 year ago53:46

53:46

What's at the core of the layers being peeled away by Serial's latest exposé on Gitmo? Why are casino owners so excited every time Bruno Mars walks into the room? And are men allowed to have mental health issues?

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Poundin' Out Some Poke 51:27

1 year ago51:27

51:27

Cuba’s got an AirBnB problem, we learn why the left hand is the Devil’s Hand, and RuPaul will sell you a copy of Hitler's Mein Kampf below market value if you’ll let him.

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Cali Sober Birthday 1:00:55

1 year ago1:00:55

1:00:55

The world's a minefield and we stepped on pretty much every one of them in this episode. All I know is we're both so excited to see what the Latin-influenced pagoda is going to look like at Cuba's new embassy in South Korea.

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Two Birds, One Poker Chip 52:03

1 year ago52:03

52:03

Get in the car, betch, it's our Jesus year! Brian gets a religious education, Julian spills some J-Lo tea, and Cuba may (or may not) be facing a cybersecurity attack. And it's still only February?

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31 is a Millennial 18 55:40

1 year ago55:40

55:40

Julian breaks down the parallels between the Cuban Revolution and the movie Saltburn. ***Fair Warning: This episode contains gratuitous spoilers to the film Saltburn***

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The Santerias Yearn for Capitalism 52:13

1 year ago52:13

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Are we able to manifest our own conspiracy theories? Is this turbulent decade simply the dawning of the Age of Aquarius? And will there always be a market for Victorian period pieces?

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Bonus Episode: You But Better 34:30

1 year ago34:30

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Morning, Sunshine. The Baes are honored to give you this bonus episode with the help of our friends at the "You But Better" Podcast. This episode, recorded from last year, features Brian as fictional athlete, Freddy "The Flow" Marrero (fiction being the only place Brian could ever realistically be an athlete). Give them a follow, why don't you? Do it for us, at least?! . You But Better: https://www.ybbpod.com/share https://www.instagram.com/betteryouniverse/…

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Homo-geneous 1:00:00

1 year ago1:00:00

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Oh just hit play. The Baes are back and better than ever in 2024, what more could you possibly want?!

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Livin' La Vida Rocha 56:13

1 year ago56:13

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Brian and Julian examine the life of recently indicted diplomat-turned-informant (or informant-turned-diplomat?) Manuel Rocha. Also, our year-end review and Julian's top movies of 2023!

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Wilde Still Slaps 57:11

1 year ago57:11

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I'm selling out our decription this week to get y'all to come to our UCB show this Tuesday, 12/5 at 7 PM. Also, was Julian overly defensive during this week's World According to Jules? Or is it just me? Massive shout-out to Caroline Cotter by the way. We love y'all

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Jacob Elordi's Stunning Handbags 49:16

1 year ago49:16

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Have we missed anything? Brian was in Egypt, Julian was in Texas, and we just wanted to make sure y'all are ok.

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Football Psyops in America 48:30

2 years ago48:30