I Hate This Team podcast

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The Canucks got dumped by their Chad coach and now he is probably running off with some Stacy on the east coast. outro song is David Sirota by Fortune Kit If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Ain't Nothing To Smile About In My Life 1:10:51

12 days ago1:10:51

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Penny foolish and pound foolish too. On this one we talk about the Canucks bungles of the week, Tocchet, Willander, no practice facility, and how shitty the depth chart looks up front. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Another Canucks Mangement Masterclass 35:22

16 days ago35:22

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On this one we mainly talked about the big press conference on Monday, so lots of Petey, Willander, Tocchet, tampering, the playoffs, all your favourite Canucks topics de jour. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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I Hate This Roxy Fever 1:51:11

19 days ago1:51:11

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Jackson and Vyas from Roxy Fever join us to eulogize the Canucks season and talk about Jim Benning lol. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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I Need TO(li)P(ilo) 31:05

22 days ago31:05

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Genie, you're free..... We have a post mortum about the Canucks season, chat about what they have to do moving forward, complain about ownership, and do a cheeky little playoff preview. Sorry my audio sounds like I am recording from a submarine, something fucked up with my recording where it sounded fine to Stefan but the actual recording sounded like I was recording from an incredibly static-y submarine. The fact that this isn't a lost episode is a miracle. This is the episode tech oligarchs didn't want you to hear...... This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Ty Mueller's Day Off 1:08:10

26 days ago1:08:10

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the end is nigh folks! on this one we talk about that game against the wild last night, the comments Hughes, Boeser, and Allvin made to Imac earlier in the week, and continue to brainstorm how the Canucks might be able to turn this around in the offseason. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Lots of O and Big D 32:00

4 weeks ago32:00

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or was it "Lots of O in Big D," who knows? God bless Dave Tomilson regardless. On this one we check in with Mr. Balboner, reflect on last night's historic comeback victory against the Dallas Stars, and chat about how meaningful games in March actually suck ass. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Van Stockholm Clit Nucks 1:13:23

5 weeks ago1:13:23

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On this one we talk about if there is a path to the Canucks not being cheeks next year until we are rudely interrupted by Ovechkin scoring a record breaking goal. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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The Allbungler and Bungleford 33:42

5 weeks ago33:42

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The only Canucks media brave enough to not blame a losing streak without EP40 on EP40. What a disaster folks. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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I Know It's Over 1:06:55

6 weeks ago1:06:55

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I know it's over, and it never really began but in my heart it was so real and you even spoke to me, and said: "If you're so corsi, then why are you out of a playoff spot tonight? If you're so very entertaining then why are you struggling to score tonight?" If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Demko chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?” 35:04

6 weeks ago35:04

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On this one we talk about the Canucks probably ill-fated playoff push, Demko standing on his head and his contract moving forward, the Canucks young players looking pretty damn good, Gavin McKenna, and Rick Tocchet rumours. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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The Goose is Cooked 1:09:31

7 weeks ago1:09:31

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On this one we talk about how the season is effectively over, preview the 2025 draft (lol), look at some RFAs the Canucks might want to offersheet, and basically just wallow around in sorrow. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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ACAB includes YouTube Fast Food Reviewers 34:39

7 weeks ago34:39

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On this one we talked about the Canucks a bit but the bulk of the episode was spent talking about our other passion, guys eating hamburgers in their cars and filming it. I think the whiplash from that loss against Utah and that win against Winnipeg fundamentally changed our brains or something. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Hawk Tuah score on that thang lol 1:13:57

8 weeks ago1:13:57

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On this one we talk about the Canucks win over the stinky Blackhawks, how much we hate Jason Dickinson, how the playoff race is shaping up, what the UFA market looks like, how the Abbotsford Canucks are doing, and Kermit De Frog. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Send Connor Zary to the Hague 34:42

8 weeks ago34:42

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On this one we talk about the Canucks shootout win against the Flames, glaze Vito Mancini, and provide a frequently asked for update on Dana Murzyn This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Somehow Jim Benning Returned 1:09:10

9 weeks ago1:09:10

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Congratulations to us for winning yet another Fell For It Again Award. On this one we talk about the Canucks sordid trade deadline and that game against the Minnesota Wild. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Deadline Eve 34:15

9 weeks ago34:15

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Happy Deadline Eve to all who celebrate! On this one we talk about what we want to see the Canucks do at the deadline this year, Soucy getting traded, last night's game against the Ducks, past deadlines that pissed us off and how much we hate Telus. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Pettersson or Boeser Do Something Challenge (DIFFICULTY: IMPOSSIBLE) 1:05:49

10 weeks ago1:05:49

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On this episode we look forward to the Canucks being buyers at the deadline despite them having won one game in their last five, despite Quinn Hughes playing hurt and not finishing the game against Seattle, despite the Canucks having a positive expected goals percentage 5 times in their last 20 games, and despite Elias Pettersson losing all of his mojo and forgetting how to play hockey. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Petey's Hooch 38:19

10 weeks ago38:19

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I had my favorite lunch today , 3 eggs mackerel with chunks of pepper jack cheese and Dash seasoning , 7 scoring chances for , 6 scoring chances against , 1 shot on goal , 0 goals , some ranch and 2 slices of buttered Italian bread and a Coke Zero This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Wetin Be Tyler Myers Thinking? 1:08:21

11 weeks ago1:08:21

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Wetin be di point for watching di Canucks if dem no get Quinn Hughes? The number one Canucks Pidgin podcast returns to talk about the Canucks first game back after the Four Nations Faceoff, Kevin Lankinen's contract extension, and Brock Boeser's lack of contract extension. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Annex These Nuts 32:54

11 weeks ago32:54

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"You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game. - Justin Trudea" - Me This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!

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A Vibeless Plain ft. COAbrah 1:16:31

12 weeks ago1:16:31

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Our treasured friend COA (@COAbrah_) returns to the show to chat about four nations facing off, how the Sabres are holding up this season, how he plagarized Boston Pizza, and Dylan Cozens. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Next Year This Year Is Our Year 1:04:43

13 weeks ago1:04:43

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On this one we preview our review of National Lampoon's Pucked starring Bon Jovi, talk about the Canucks recent winnning streak without Quinn Hughes, the Canucks win over the the Maple Leafs, and the Noah Dobson rumours that have been swirling around. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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The DPetey Glazing Hour 34:34

13 weeks ago34:34

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Step aside Elias Pettersson, we are nuthuggers for the other Elias Pettersson now. On this one we get excited about DPetey, react to the Marcus Pettersson contract, and introduce our new segment "Is EP40 good yet?" There's some stuff about players not named Pettersson as well. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam ! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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I'm seeing double, four emergency podcasts! 47:21

14 weeks ago47:21

47:21

In 2017 the Simpsons (S29E15) predicted the Vancouver Canucks would flip the conditional 2025 first round draft pick they received from the New York Rangers in the JT Miller trade, along with Vincent Desharnais and Danton Heinen to the Pittsburgh Penguins in exhange for Drew O'Connor and Marcus Pettersson If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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JT Miller has been compromised to a permanent end 37:17

14 weeks ago37:17

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We did a y'all. Manifesting works. On this truncated emergency episode we react to JT Miller getting traded to the New York Rangers. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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MANIFEST 31:39

14 weeks ago31:39

31:39

Canucks fans are tired y'all..... on this one we talk about Jim "Moleman" Rutherford wilding out to Gary Mason, the Flames and Flyers making a trade, and how catastrophically bad Sleepy Soucy and No Juice Juulsen have been. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam ! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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Elias Pettersson Therapy Session 1:11:10

15 weeks ago1:11:10

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On this one we explore our complex feelings surrounding the Pettersson trade rumours and how we think he has been pretty butt this year but almost certainly won't be butt forever. We also pick the petals off of a flower and say "he loves me, he loves me not" with respect to Quinn Hughes. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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the Quarter-Century I Hate This Team 36:37

15 weeks ago36:37

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On this one we distract ourselves from how fetid this sordid Canucks team is by making a quarter-century team of players that we hated. Then we yelled about the Canucks for 30 minutes. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam ! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers!…

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The Emotional Sphincter Action of the Team 1:09:07

16 weeks ago1:09:07