The Killing Stone

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Deep within the furthest recesses of space, quasi-transmogrified by multivalent shards of fractional time, this week's episode is brought to you in quantum simulcast from both inside and outside the neediest, most approval-seeking wormhole in the universe, which is paradoxically contained within each and every cell that makes up your very brain. Much like the... noise particles? that are even now beating relentlessly against your ear drums, so too do we, in this one, beat relentlessly upon the laws of physics in pursuit of the best idea we've ever had: full-size remote control rocket car soccer. Also, Josh rues the ambience of an Epcot: Norway gone by, Tapan weaponizes Schrödinger's Stone, and we get to the bottom of a bon vivant chat's nonchalance.

Pairings: password sharing; some hot ganj; an operational segue