S05E28. Tasty Poison

Miserable Retail Slave

Real life vampire scares/ March for vampire rights/ those magical phones/ That time Randy saw a flying vampire man as a kid/ Halloween episode/ love of candy corn/ Tommy gets excited for Milk Duds/ Such a sexy neanderthal/ chasing those fears/ childhood fears/ Remembering being born/ Do you believe in the afterlife/ The most snarky grasshopper/ reincarnation/ Matt-Aid/ Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark/ Garden Toes/ girls and chokers/ A Nightmare on Elm Street and the origins of Freddy Krueger/ Freddy vs Jason/ The worst Halloween costumes/ wearing a coat over your costume/ Tweety/ Embarking a whole nerd journey of excellence/ getting the costume ribs/ The worst 5th grade costume ever/ Dough boys/ Listeners admit their worst Halloween costumes/ Wearing black every day/ Plastic GI Joe Apocalypse Now/ Our Top 5 favorite horror movies/ 1950s “The Fly”/ The Conjuring/ “they deal with devil or grrrr”/ What made ‘80s horror movies the best/ Near Dark/ Sharp Teeth Christopher Walken

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